For me it's baby carrots, the king of movie snacks

For me it's baby carrots, the king of movie snacks.

>good for your eyes to enhance viewing pleasure
>tasty
>keep you teeth healthy
>god tier shits

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Baby carrots contain almost lethal doses of Denathaline and Cordathialine that will literally make your left side go completely numb if you eat enough of them.

Did you know baby carrots are just normal-sized carrots that were shaved down because they were imperfect

god I hate the industrial revolution so much

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>not natural carrots and celery
Pleb

They're poisonous because they get soaked in chlorine

Walnuts

>not eating raw broccoli
pleb

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why does this place have to ruin everything

women
mass media
black people
now baby carrots

Only a rabbit or an idiot would bring carrots to the theater.

Who kind of person would just come up with fake chemicals and say that they're in a vegetable to scare people on the internet?

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Anybody can make up fake statistics. 86.5% of people know this.

>not wanting to have gas and having to always shit
Yeah definitely a top tier vegetable

this could be good. thanks for the idea, user. will try it out!

Eating pounds of raw kale and red chard every single day with a half gallon of pure water will literally make you immortal. I've been alive for 800 years by doing this.

drinking that much pure water is not good for you

for me its cashew nuts

A half gallon isnt a lot you soda chugging saprophyte.

i thought adult males were supposed to intake 2 litres of water a day?

he said pure water

you know you could have just googled either of the fake chemicals he listed
but instead you choose willful ignorance
im disappointed in you user

My tolerance to Denathaline and Cordathialine is through the roof, carrot nigger

pure water meaning what? actual water as a liquid? I highly doubt you are getting much water from 3 meals a day, google says 4 litres of water for an adult male a day, i wouldnt believe three meals holds 1 litre of water let alone 2 litres

pure water as in purified water as in distilled water you absolute retard

the water you drink has lots of ions in it. without these your cells would swell up due to osmotic pressure trying to balance itself. too much pure water would cause g.i. problems

to be fair I am playing with my ballsack at the moment

im sorry but water is water where i come from because you can drink it from the tap and its the cleanest tap water in the world you yank fuck

k

*blocks your path*

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>>good for your eyes
Pro-tip: this was a myth invented by the British during WWII to help try and keep radar a secret, they claimed they were giving their pilots lots of carrots in their diet so they could spot enemy planes better

Based.