If he was a racecar driver, he'd be called John Quick

If he was a miner he'd be called John Pick

If he sprouted from the earth, he'd be called John Stick

If he owned a lollipop factory he'd be called John Lick

If he robbed banks he'd be called John nick

If he was an adam sandler movie he would be called John Click.

If he was a candle, he'd be called John Wick

If he was a football player he would be called John Kick

>If he was an Irishman, he'd be John Mick

If he starred in Avengers Endgame he'd be called John Flick

If he ate ice cream, he'd be called John Lick

But his name is John Wick.
>Wich
Is that supposed to imply that he's a candlestick maker?

If he was on social media, his @ would be John Tweet.

are you ok user?

No, he'd be called Jerry and the movie would have a Primus OST.

If he was Latino, he’d be Juan Spic.

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he always was and always will be john fortnite

What?

If he was Irish he'd be John Mick

If he posted on /soc/ he'd be John Kik

kek came here to post this

If he was of afro descent, he's be called John Nigg

If he was running a mild cold, he'd be called John Sick

Would he drive so goddamn fast?

Hahaha

If he was a compulsive masturbator he'd be called John Stick

based porn addict poster

If he was a skateboarder he'd be called John Trick

If he was a hustler he'd be called John Slick

you motherfucker, you stole my joke

If he was a fanfiction author he'd be called John Fic

>if he was a hamburger at McDonalds, he’d be called John McWick

If he was a migrant farmer, he'd be called Juan Pick

if he were a desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada
none of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin' this,
buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya, any damsel that's in distress be out of that dress when she meet the best rough neck, so go check the law and abide, watch your step, we'll flex and get a hole in your side, swallow your pride, don't let your lip react, you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at, with all of this, from the start of this, runnin' the game, the best tamin' the west so remember the name, he'd be called John Wickywickywildwildwildwest

If he got dubs, he'd be John Trick

If he was a she, she'd be Joan Chick

If he was an actor he would be called Keanu Reeves

If he crossed the border he'd be Juan Spic

But Johnny was a race car driver.

No he wouldn't

If he was Daredevil's blind mentor he's be John Stick

Based Primus poster
Primus are fucking shit btw

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If he was black he'd be called John Dick

If he was Mexican he'd be called John Spic.

Jesus half of these replies are the same joke made over and over