Any kinos about Manchester?

that's Newcastle

Aren’t they both similar shitholes?

Shameless

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Μαnchester by the sεα

Shameless

second this

Why does Birmingham never get mentioned? Even travel guides tend to gloss over it completely, in favor of giving every tiny village three pages.

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Nothing goes on there

hasnt peaky blinders bumped tourism there

seething paki detected

it's both ugly and historically insignificant

no
f*ck M*ncunians and f*ck britpop

>charles huckleberry boswington
that's a pretty cool name tho

Morrissey doc

Is Birmingham even northern?

Newcastle was more of a backwater then, I guess it was chosen to highlight the contrast between London and "up north"

youtube.com/watch?v=cagTk255l2s

Manchester is as far south as I'll go
Anything else is pure southern shite

Do we have any intel on this guy?

Based. Northern england > S*uthern england.

he's the average /fitlit/ poster

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Control and 24 Hour Party People are both JD-kino

Habit (2017) is an interesting horror flick, wouldn't call it good, but the locations make it very fun if you're from mcr

>britpop
true, really wish punk and post-punk should be the main cultural bits instead of me futbol and fucking Oasis of all things

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The show Years & Years.

because its a shite hole

No, tis a shithole.

Scouse accent > mancunian accent

youtube.com/watch?v=5eALDOPFZLg

just realised Yorkshire is the kino UK setting, particularly for grimness

>Four Lions
>Red Riding
>Threads
>The Full Monty
>The Damned United
>Dead Man's Shoes (yeah I know it's Derbyshire but what's the difference)

For movies yea, but Manchester is the kino place for music in UK.

There is this movie about a driver named Ole thats fucking hilarious

Nigger, you didn't just compare God's own country to fucking Derbyshire

explain

absolutely
youtube.com/watch?v=90j6V8EjSuI

Much more importantly, are there any kinos to make me forget about Manchester?

Not, not at all similar, actually. Manchester is a big city, touted by its people as the second biggest city in the UK. It's wrong, by the way. The actual second biggest city is Birmingham, lmao.

richard hammond is from there

And how could you forget the essential Yorkish film:

Inbred.

Because every village has more interesting stuff than Birmingham. Safer, too.

No, West Midlands

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Euro trip

By population only. By culture, history, economics, and everything else, it's Manchester.

>not being proud of being a mancunian

Cringe mate just utter cringe

Control (2007)

Lmao, no. Birmingham is the second largest city by GDP, and in terms of culture both are supermassive black holes.

At least in Liverpool, people are poor, but fun, and there's beautiful Welsh nature nearby. "Proud Mancunians" are working class goons with inflated egos.

tell me about hull

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youtu.be/jO8fkmisXmc

dull

The North has many admirable qualities. Good cities are not one of them (with three exceptions - York, Chester and Durham)

Manchester by (but not quite at) the sea

Have some Liverpool kino instead.

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>Doesn't even mention Kes, the quintessential Yorkshire kino

Absolute pleb. Also Full Monty is set in Sheffield.

came here to post this

>wants sauce on a guy
>rewords it so it doesn't sound gay

this.

almost every hollywood movie has at least a few british actors and everyone in the world knows about brexit

desu america and the UK are the only relevant countries in the world

Based

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How sad is it to know that Britain's relevance now hinges entirely on America's obsession with Britain?

thirded

that is a cool name, but apart from Charles it's not remotely British

don't be mad, worldwide we're totally irrelevant, America just need us a a Batman/Spiderman farm

Kinos with this feel?

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>British "culture"

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24 Hour Party People
Black Rain (1989)

What is the island between ireland and uk?

Isle of man?

i feel a screenplay coming on
we git that from you ya dingus, and it's fucking magical, thankyou
The Isle of Mann, I'm going off there in a week or two to smoke up and get trapped in a cave at high tide or something

isle of man?

Isle of woman

It missed the punchline

i love woman

Ha gay

Isle of genderfluid

Moz's Irish, faggot
ancestrally, like the other three

wait americans made beans on toast?

Eurotrip 2004

This Is England

Unironically, Peterloo. Although I imagine you probably wanted more of a norf fc style setting when you made the thread.

Shameless

Ideal, unironically every Mancunian I've ever met has been Moz on some level.

>historically insignificant

Birmingham used to be one of the largest arms manufacturing cities in the world. In fact the Birmingham arsenal supplied much of the weaponry in the American Civil War and especially in the Confederate Army.

But yeah, West Pakistan and the train station is an affront to God.

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beans in a can was an old school frontier food, Heinz is an American company who redeveloped them for britain, sorted a factory in England and sold them first in fancy stores, their an early British adoption from 'merica
As for toast, fuck knows

he's at the wheel

*they're
yeah, fuck me

Stolen any good cars lately, eh Mr. Scouser?

And Monty Python's Meaning of Life

youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Fuck yes lad! Forgot about this kino

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real life

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ahaha that girl is so awkward

Hurt Locker

>PAKIS could be anywhere

Because it's like 60% black, it's a shithole. It's like asking why travel guides don't focus on Detroit.

In terms of being the setting for films and television? Because there's precious little support for productions, with a barebones infrastructure for film and television to actually get made there. It's slowly changing over time, but it lags behind Manchester/Leeds and HUGELY behind London.

Local filmmakers are ignored a lot too, and there's not much help to get known or get funded unless you move to London. Best bet is hooking up with some community interest production company who can suck on the National Lottery funding teet, but more often than not those companies are literally just vehicles for their own egos. I've worked on too many awful films that happened just because the producer's girlfriend wants to try directing.

The city itself gets a bad rap, and it's quickly becoming a hot place for young professionals priced out of London to live. The whole place is a giant building site at the moment though, vast amounts being dug up and re-routed as the city centre gets a fresh set of skyscrapers in the financial district.

You can't honestly expect us to think that beans in a fucking can didn't exist before the wild west.

>unironically living in brum

get out lad, come down south, it's much better down here

Why is the UK so bleak and depressing? Also redpill me on Norfolk

fuck the BBC for cancelling ideal so they could show more episodes of snog marry avoid and other brain dead shit on BBC 3

>bleak and depressing
i very much enjoyed playing in burnt out cars and condemned council flats as a child

You said Liverpool kino

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>Why is the UK so bleak and depressing?
Because we're fucking poor, a few people have lots of money but like 50% of the population have eastern europe tier standard of living. I'm on the same wages (20k) for essentially the same job as my dad was on in 1992.

>redpill me on Norfolk
decent town, some nice old buildings, quite a few students, lot of inbred farmers come on the weekend and start trouble

canning was 19th century tech

Imagine the poverty after brexit. You people keep voting yourselves into misery.

I think Birmingham is hell, and I live in bloody COVENTRY

>Norfolk
>decent town
Not sure if dyslexic or just a moron

I've tried. I always get to like the second interview for London jobs, but just can't close the deal.

That said m8, living costs down south give me the fear, and I find stereotypes about southerners being rude cunts to be mostly accurate in the cities.

beep beep
birmingham kino coming through

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i dunno, i just know where Heinz baked beans come from, i am but a man

>You people keep voting yourselves into misery.
Not even true, we're a poor island with no resources apart from some oil they found in the eighties that was immediately stolen by Maggie. The only way we ever had money was by stealing stuff from other countries and when they caught up technology-wise we were immediately fucked. We've been living off ever diminishing empire money since the 40s. I think people truly don't understand this; Britain is not a rich country, we're running out of empire money.

WW2 followed by a socialist government that spent all the money, then a conservative government that sold off all their assets

Hooligans (2005)

I also thought that cars were alive after I shot heroin in a Birmingham paki den

That's why UK Post-punk is the best in the world.

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My dad walked into a job straight out of school, had a house by 23, and moved up into a bigger and marginally nicer house by 30. Never really excelled or advanced much in his career, but somehow still made enough of a living to support a family. Fucking boomers had it easy, man.

I can't speak for Cov because I've literally only been there while passing through on a train, but Birmingham can't possibly be worse. The city centre at least is a good punt.

for me, it's the fall
youtube.com/watch?v=aD4ojd0x-Og

Based.
For me it's Siouxsie and the Banshees. Not my fav but I got into them recently.
youtube.com/watch?v=amd_5VoVt1I

Coventry is what would happen if somebody decided to make all the cold war anti-communist propaganda real.

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This my favourite by the fall
youtu.be/TOTHqTUG7mc

WHERE

Dude, you don't live off of primary resources, ever. That's Russia, you live off of your fiduciary systems. That's the city of london and the FTSE. You really don't get global finance, do you?

Brutalist concrete nightmare? Shit son, that's all you had to say.

I'm very familar with this particular brand of modern British dystopia, perhaps to the point where I kind of... like it? I dunno. It feels weirdly cosy but that's most likely because I was brought up in a similar environment.

the only banshees album i've really listened to are juju and a kiss in the dreamhouse, mainly because john mcgeoch who used to be in magazine played guitar on them.
youtube.com/watch?v=TjvvK-Rj0WI
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Here's a primer into global markets. Once a valuable item becomes a "fungible commodity" it stops growing in wealth. That's the financial dead end no one invests in. That's why Russia is a shithole. They're trying to sell "stuff for things". You monetize 'growth' and growth is innovation or speculation. The UK is a monetary powerhouse that you're entirely destroying by brexit.

can't beat a bit of hex enduction hour
if i had to choose my favourite fall song then i'd go for garden
youtube.com/watch?v=OMJJmdlZoPw

At least things are things. Growth doesn't guarantee you a meal.

Its just a rainy shithole, the highlight is the train station where you can see a timetable of trains heading to less rainy shitholes.

One of my favs too
The John Peel session is the best version
youtube.com/watch?v=JgbrcREzAJo

>Its just a rainy shithole
Is that why Liam Gallagher is always wearing a parka/windbreaker? Jesus this dude is Manchester incarnated.

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cup fever
olivia hussey and susan george are in it
youtube.com/watch?v=dYDBKTiva2g

who needs to watch shameless when you actually live around it
youtube.com/watch?v=dUpfq_1eyeE

Americans trying to "banter" brits is horribly cringe every single time. I'm sorry, just stop trying.

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u wot?

life on mars
the royle family
cracker

Retard. Manchester in that movie is the name of Affleck's c hff character.

coventrys got much worse crime rates than birmingham its miserable

Manchester Kino

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WELL THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

plenty of other manchester bands who i'd rather listen to than oasis
youtube.com/watch?v=OEGvzjmUs8Y
youtube.com/watch?v=nGssYCWIV74

what are some good brit towns?

I've been there once. It was full of bums on the streets and a whole neighborhood literally populated by old trannies. What a dreadful place.

Bradford, luton

>a whole neighborhood literally populated by old trannies
gay villages of cities usually are

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Bath
Edinburgh
Bristol

royston vasey

>no Stone Roses
Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=NSD11dnphg0

Siouxsie is very cool and great tunes.

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as someone who lives near Birmingham, it is rampant with shitskins

apparently there's a shaun ryder movies in the works

Loas of panel shows and quizzes are filmed in Manchester.

>mum drunk talking about how much she loved Ideal barely 3 hours ago
>people talk about it in this thread

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