Have you ever run into a celebrity in public Yea Forums?

AYO HOMO

I didn’t know we had actual unironic black guys posting on Yea Forums.

He cute

Goddamn. Even as an attractive person, O feel completely and utterly mogged by this man. Life is unfair

based

>him/her
Shut the fuck up.

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Once or twice maybe. Didn't talk with them.

I once went to a conference about my field shortly after getting started and ended up chatting for a short time with some old guy.

Now, you know how physics has a lot of laws, observations that are so rock solid they're codified and named after the person that first wrote them down? There's only one law in my field, and it was named after that old guy.

the girl on the right looks like an alien

lol the blonde is trying to hard pursing her lips like that

Bruh, Newton?

No, Christopher Cocksucker

I saw Orlando Bloom at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Me on left

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Maggie Gyllenhaal came into a clothing store I worked at with her kid and asked where the kids shoes were. I didn't want to bother her so I just told her where they were. She's very nice and pretty.

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Scarlett Jewhansson in Holland Park (London) a few weeks ago. I didn’t even know it was her until my gf said it was, but kinda recognised her voice

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>well hello beautiful
I dont think so

based and blackpilled

This is true, but it doesn't matter because he's famous

I saw Maynard James Keenan trying to walk into a record store where he was doing a signing. I recognized him, then thought 'Well damn, no point hassling this person just because i know who he is.'

Apparently he was a real dick to all these Perfect Circle fans that blocked up the store to glare at him. Later in the week he was reported as saying pretty much the same thing i thought "Why go hassle someone you don't really have anything to say to other than that you know who they are?"

He's a manlet, like really small.

Me and my, now ex, gf met The Architect a while ago

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It was a sad moment when I found out he was a turbo fag. His jawline is beyond Chad rise.

How many lbs is she now?

Lmao. Hit the gym twink.

Had lunch with Viggo Mortensen a couple of times in Crete.

really swell guy, was friendly with everyone. Kirsten Dunst and the mexican guy from Star Wars were also there, but acted like complete bitches.

Not really a "celebrity" story its a personal story that happened to me
>go outside
>see 18 year old woman crying
>take a beautiful leaf from the small tree near the building
>approach crying woman
>hesitate to talk to her so awkwarly stand next to her with a leaf in my hands
>woman says "fuck off, you can keep that"
>leave woman, sit down near the tree with my ipad (it was summer)
>crying girl gets inside
>some minutes later her "mom" gets outside and talks to me
>"leave her alone, she is too young for you"
>be like "wtf"
>she gets inside
>see same girl again except shes now like 6 year old suddenly.
>same clothing and same appearance, except as a child version
>she was like absent from her self, just sitting there doing nothing and staring (the "think-look")
take pic with my ipad from far away and from behind a bush
>you cant see anything on it so pointless to post it

What the fuck is the point of posting vague shit like this?
Like when autists type “in my country” without any context.

Cope harder, there's literally no reality where this guy is ugly.

Nigga what

I-Is this pasta?

based schizo

Little did they know Chad’s cum was still leaking from his anoose even as they snapped this photo.
Why do thots lust after gay men?

Ora?

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you're mentally ill

>See a girl crying
>Try to give her a leaf (because you're a retard??)
Next time give her a bowl of eggs

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This. Chicks dig eggs.

What

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Honestly man there is nothing more pathetic then a nobody getting a photo with a celebrity thinking it will bring up their social standing because they caught him walking down the street or eating dinner. In the end nobody cares unless you are at a party or respectable social gathering in the context that you actually know them and associate with them on a personal level and not as a pathetic fanboy.

>staying in a fancy hotel a trust-fund friend is paying for
>going down the elevator to the lobby
>as I’m in it, Paul Teteul from American Choppers gets in
>saw him, didn’t know it was him
>reach the lobby
>five minutes of walking later I realized “Oh shit, that was Paul Teteul!”
Never saw him again after that.

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This text is how they are baiting mentally unwell individuals to do their dirty work at the moment.

how many voices do you hear in your head?

This but I was dressed up as the Joker and the 6 year old became my gf.

Ezra is an aesthetic god and all insults, slurs, or other criticisms wash off his beautiful skin like icelandic rain on a mountaintop. You will call him a fag, you will call him a kike, but at the end of the day - you will always want to be him.

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Shut up.

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These past few days we've been getting many, many more schizoposts than usual. WTF is going on? Is it something in the water?

which one is famous?

my ex boyfriend looked just like him

It's an old cope, but it checks out

>when you're more attractive than both the girls you're posing with

Women btfo

It's not fair. Even his hairline is perfect.

The horse.

He looks fucking high there, like he's completely out of it. Either that or he's doing that faggoty model brood and smolder look.

met him a few months ago

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The girl, shes a wrestler in WWE which doesnt translate into much fame anymore, just getting stalked by fat mandrama fans in airports

i truly believe that people below a certain threshold of attractiveness and intelligence are going to be routinely culled at some pointed this next century.

seriously, what value does that fat guy have on this planet? who's life is he making better?

i hate beautiful people as much as the next average person but you have to admit that some people are just sacks of corn syrup.

The name of that old guy? Albert Einstein

I met chris destefano at the san generro fest in NY almost 5 years ago. He was cool as fuck humble and gave me 3 mins of his time despite the fact he was with his girlfriend. Took a pic with me I told him hes a funny fucker and to have a good day.

>Physics explicitly used as a contrast
>Durr, was it this physics guy!?

just fucking say his name then you stupid cunt

He's an engineer.
She's a fake wrestler.

No. First, because then you'd just shift goalposts to
>who?
and because the field is somewhat narrow and he wasn't exactly a world traveler, and i don't owe you anything.

are you autistic
why would you come into a thread about celebrities and then not saw who it was

Agreed. Buddy of mine was all excited because he ran into some '''famous''' poker player at a casino. He said he went up to him, shook his hand and said it was a pleasure to meet him. I asked him if he sucked his dick too.

Still makes me chuckle.

He truly has amazing hair, it looks pretty long in OP's pic too. I can't wait until it gets really long like before he was forced to cut it for Flash.

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