Rian Chadson gets his Oscar bros

Rian Chadson gets his Oscar bros

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cope and literal who pilled

>none of this is subtle
is it ever?

based

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the reality is that it's probably none of this and the blue checkmark is seeing what she wants to see

it's a fucking whodunnit, what has that got to do with drumpf

>the twitter shills that inanely defended TLJ for virtue points, are now pretending that Rian's new film is also good so that they don't look like they're contradicting themselves
cool?

The trailer looked fucking abysmal. I'll watch it with an open mind, but...

This is Rian Johnson we're talking about, expect the worst.

>And none of this is subtle.
as a positive point is how you know these people don't shit about cinema. Heavy handed political commentary is absolutely pleb tier.

look at Looper, he's capable of making a movie that's just a movie. taking the word of a twitter literal who as factual is idiotic

well rian is a good filmmaker ?

>what is Ozymandias

No.

I was willing to give the movie a chance because the cast is pretty great but the tone of the trailer was an immediate turn off.

Fuck Johnson is a hack

Is that the chick from 13 reasons why on the right?
Also,
>rotten tomatoes

oh well, that's us btfo because you no

Yes.

And the killer was ....a random drifter

That would break Knox's 1st:

The criminal must be someone mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to follow.

>Person X gets participation trophy for saying trannies are cool
Okay then

The twist is that there wasn't really a murder.

The twist is ... it's really just someone's dream... but wait.... it's subverted.... the subversion of the expected is that it's NOT someone's dream. Wow very deep much thonk

>and the killer was... Donald Trump

>dabbed all over noirfags
>dabbed all over star wars manchildren
>dabbed all over le mysteryfags
jesus christ

Rian Johnson single-handedly destroying incels and magatards.
He's done it, lads. The golden age is upon us.

>No.
Yes.

>killer is the detective who decided to kill but won’t tell anyone the reason why he did it or why he’s investigating it
>he arrests himself at the end

Knox's 7th.

Hi Rian!

He must be a Jew or married to a Jew to keep getting work like this

You’re talking about Knox? Fort Knox?

>what is Roger Ackroyd
pleb

>Knox
Rian will definitely break some of those rules. Without a doubt, 5&6. I'd wager 3 too. And probably 1&9.
10 should be allowed to be broken because modern audiences are prepared for it. And Rian is the sort of fucknut who would think he was smart for breaking 7

SUBVERTED

>comparing this guy to Agatha Christie
Please no

>not subtle
so it found its perfect audience. good to hear they wont miss so many jokes anymore

Subversion memes aside, were you able to spot the murderer(s) from the trailer alone?

Imagine how obnoxiously heavy handed it must be if it’s in-your-face to THESE people.

those people are seeing what they want to see
>damn chris evans said eat shit to white people! trump voters btfo

>damn chris evans said eat shit to white people! this movie is anti-white
goes both ways

the point is that it's simply a line in the movie, there's no inherent political bias whatsoever

I agree

>DRUMPF BAD
America should be culturally isolated until the next elections to stop leaking their shit everywhere.

>8 reviews
>OH MUH GODDESS!! MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!
Why are Americans so dumb?