Character is 30yo, still lives with parents

27 and still live at home because i'm a lazy nigger (literally)
and i'm completely fine with it

But isnt helping out family völkisch and based and redpilled

lemonparty.org

When life gives you lemons make lemonade :^)

>character is 70+ years old
>still lives with parents

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are you living the thug life at least?

>CHARATCER IS A NIGGER THAT LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA

no but my brother did and he died 5 years ago right outside my house

left home at 19 because because I causing parents to argue apparently

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Chicago?

St Louis

>character is dead live still lives with parents

you posted this last year lmao

the bible says to leave your parents' home when you get married, so I'll just never get married

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mad man

just marry your mom

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underrated

Thank god for welfare or I'd too have to burden my parents by ripe age of 28.

so what did you do when you left home then?

That's me, not joking.

wow, he's just like me

I live in my parents basement suit at 33. I pay rent at least

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based

Being supportive is one thing, you shouldn't feel obligated to pay off her debts for her. Especially when you're not even financially independent yourself.

My friend lived at home until he was 28, then bought a house with his savings. His mother was sick and divorced so it gave him an excuse, and his long term gf never cared. Pretty jelly as a rentcuck.

>I moved out way long afgo.
>Had to move back when my parents both got cancer of different types.
>Have one brother, but he has kids
People still treat me like one of you losers. Fuck em to death!

What's the point of living at home if you have to pay rent? Unless your mom is also buying and cooking your tendies why not save yourself the shame and rent a room somewhere.

600 bucks a month rent to my parents, or $1,800+ for the same thing in my city from anyone else

Good for you guy. About not being in the game. Sorry to hear about your brother

IDK, am dude who moved back because cancer. I have to cook, clean, keep up with the yard. They wouldn't ask me to pay rent. Even keeping a part time job is hard when dealing with two chemo patients.
I know I'm fucked long term, but it's my mom and dad, bros.

what happened?

that's much more shameful

When kid gets kicked out to scrape by in his own household, schlomo rubs his hands.

What’s cooming?

I broke the autism barrier at 26 lads

based

had a beef with some rival gang 5 blocks over
think it had to do with drugs...guy who pulled the trigger has been dead for a while now too

not much, what's cooming with you?

me too, suddenly got a big company of nice friends, and somehow losing my autism

Yeah well I'm a big loser so

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Are you me? Literally same age and living arrangement.

I live in my own apartment and I'm more autistic and mentally ill than ever.
At least at parents' there were people around.

Based. The whole hyper-nuclear family meme of northern europeans where you're supposed to become "independent" at the age of some magic number determined by the state is cancer. NEETs are unsung heroes for going against this.

I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO, IT'S EXPENSIVE

>31 still lives with parents
>NEET
>calls other people faggots online

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What is wrong with that?
Why should the character move out unless he is going to get married or has to work/study away?

I have seen people live with their parents even after getting married and having children.

I’m never getting married or having kids so what do I care. At least I can save all my money and retire early.

>character is 30, lives alone, hasn't had a girl over in years, surrounded by trash, empty soda cans and cigarette packs, pizza boxes everywhere, dirty clothes on the floor, shit and piss stained never been cleaned toilet, pervasive stench of cat feces apartment, has a job but doesnt do shit at home, no one ever comes over to hang out, no one invites him out anywhere, videogames movies tv shows masturbation all getting boring with no advancements in career or love looming

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Who the fuck cares if someone "lives at home"? The very wording of this condescending phrase is loaded with confusion, bitterness and jealousy. You "live" --- ooh, lives, as if it's a weight to guiltily carry --- at "home" ---- opposed to "not at home."

So, the meaning here is that because you're not living in a soul less $600-800/month apartment complex, that you're not commuting every morning from said complex, that you're not then going on dates with female drones who think of sex as dessert after a dinner you pay for, or using Tinder, if you're not in the rat race that is more depressing and monotonous than ever, and dangerous with keystroke IT depts and HR whores on your ass. If you choose living "at home" instead of living in hell, you're a laughing stock to society.

Except most of this structure existed before the internet, the primary reason for an intelligent person to leave home 1970-00, was to be exposed to information and experiences and people, to enhance your scope of culture. The exchange was working a job you didn't fully like or agree with, the money allowed you access. The internet squashed all that. The Great Depression since 9/11 or 2008 has turned off many to "starting a family," less incentive to "leave home" after college.

This is why "food" has become so fetishised in media. Food can't fully be accessed and experienced "living at home" so cities boast about food now lmao to suck in new blood. Food is so "hip" you should totally leave your parents and siblings behind and "live the life." It's an illusion. "Living at home" in America is nothing to be ashamed of.

>moved out at 24, 7 months ago
>still dont feel at home in my apartment and am always miserable and lonely
its all so tiresome

if you can't afford $600-$800 a month then you really have a problem, almost everyone living at home in this thread is referencing having to pay over $2000 for an apartment in their cities

37 NEET

Live long enough to take care of your parents when they grow older and be useful for once in your life.

>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Enjoy your AIDS, faggot

people with $600-800 month rents don't have internet laid out to their area so that they can post on Yea Forums

I pay less than $500 for a one bedroom

I think you can still "fix" it, but getting a job isn't really going to make you feel better.

Lmao, you can rent in any city except SanFran and DTLA for $800/month. $2000/month is absolutely not standard. You must never have lived in any cities fagg. It's not about "be able to afford rent," it's the false notion that adulthood hinges on paying rent and compromising all of your time to pay rent, for average access to girls, food, "networking," and "museums and libraries."

This entire line of thinking is antiquated. 70% of jobs are useless, and unfulfilling outside Pavlovian rewards. America will soon have multi-millions of men living at home like the Japanese, whether they are shutting down, or male society is transforming is TBD. The point is America offers little incentive to live the rentcuck life, nor should younger generations feel the need to live rentcuck life to be part of American fabric, when this nation is threadbare from corruption, China, surveillance, Middle East "wars," and absolute greed blockaded by endless law firms. Most of the time clickbait to shame "incels who still live at home" is written by a POS debtslave working for an NGO-fronted outlet. Those people are why more guys should live at home.

I paid rent to my parents for 5 years, at the end when I told them I was moving out they said have a seat and then they brought out a shoe box with every dollar I ever gave them. It was $30,000 cash, I cried like a bitch because I was going from finally getting my own city apartment to buying my own house.

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You're fucking insane. $800 gets you a room in Brooklyn, a nice place with roommates. You must be 18? To post here.

Comfy but bullshit

i've saved up $10k in my bank account but im too anxious to move out

>room
>not a place
girls don't exactly love the idea of strangers so nearby to them at your place either

>Parents start charging rent after I get a full time job
>Move out like three months later
>Parents throw a fucking fit and call me ungrateful
>Ask them wasn't the point of charging rent to make me move out
>They say no
>Haven't spoken to them since because that's the biggest load of horse shot I've ever heard

Just move retard. I moved and now I have a house and pay less per month than a 1 bedroom apartment

I'm a legit sociopath and leech off others so this is fine by me

>live on my own
>job i hate
just a friendly reminder that when you do move out, your life will still suck.

only benefit is being able to have long faps in your living room

But I am. Just not if I have to support her as well.

based no-life autistic zoomer NEET

>don't even fap anymore

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I wanna get rich though

I worry about my cat, he likes to watch the monitor and he always gives me weird looks when I'm watching porn or fapping. Like he's judging me. No, I won't fuck my cat.

Why?

>tfw current rent is $1500/month for a studio apartment

>mfw undressing, setting a towel on my comfy chair, and edging for an hour while moaning to pictures of my big-tiddy friend

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>Used to live in Philly
>Rent for a one bedroom apartment was 1800
>It was 1300 when I moved in
>I only lived there for a year and a half

Unironically based and redpilled.

I pay 'rent' of like £160 a month, just to help out my parents with the bills. They don't mind me living here while I build up some savings and it's a lot cheaper for me.

Why not help?

>Ethnicity of this poster and his "family": "white" american

This isn't your blog faggot

There are exceptions. If your parents are sick or have financial problems then it's your duty to help out but in general the whole point of living at home is to save money.

good luck trying to put 30k in the bank

you are not fucked longterm. you are doing what you want to do

Nobody forced you to read it, zoomer NEET

Same here, it's almost a joke how easy it is to live like this.

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>female drones who think of sex as dessert after a dinner

Stop attracting whores then you failure

I literally pay 800 and some change outside the strip in vegas. I have great internet.

Obviously if they ask for rent its because theyre hurting for money dumbass

>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Well there's your problem right there

my parents are my best friends

>character is 10 years old
>mom is 50 and dad is 60

imagine being barron trump with how long he's going to live for

Toronto?

Watch this: What if you love your family and you don't want to leave them?

I’m a 24yo KHHFFTPBCnltfmiwCV (kissless hugless handholdless flirtless friendless textless partyless barless concertless nolongerthanfiveminutesincludingwork conversationless) virgin.

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Oh and I don’t have social media of any form. And I managed to be all of those things despite going to college at a large state university while not being a commuter student.

>moving out for uni
>3 other roommates
>tiny room with barely any place for a desk+bed
>have to find a job on top of studies to not be a financial burden to family
>spending last 2 weeks in big ass house, fully appreciating what i'm about to lose
it's cool being in a city, but man am i going to miss living in a house with 3 bathrooms.
also should i pressure my roommates to pay lower rent if my room is the smallest? i don't want to seem like a jew since i've known them for a long time, but it sucks paying the same amount as the guy with room literally twice as big.

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In this economy? Understandable

i'm 20 you but also a NEET and i have facebook that i used just for class announcements in high school (no messages since i graduated)

I pay an average of 570 for rent, utilities, and internet
But I live in 'flyover hell' so I doubt some coasty idiot could handle it out here

>also should i pressure my roommates to pay lower rent if my room is the smallest? i don't want to seem like a jew since i've known them for a long time, but it sucks paying the same amount as the guy with room literally twice as big.
Yes. Common wagie roomie etiquette in ameriland is that the guy with the bigger room/room with its own bathroom has to pay more toward the rent as a result. That makes no sense that youd pay as much as the guy with the master bedroom/bigger bedroom/room with a built in bathroom and yours is smaller plus you have to share a bathroom with 3 other guys.

You forgot the part where you live in a shithole

Theres roving gangs of homeless literally shitting on sidewalks and on the walkways of BART terminals over in San Fag, so I'm sure that place is a literal shithole as well

he doesn't have his own bathroom but still his room is a lot bigger than mine. i just don't know how should i calculate the cost and shit. i really should have talked about this when we're signing papers n shit, but we were in a hurry and it was already late so i skimmed over it and now i'm to embarrassed to bring it up.

>parents charging you rent
what kind of fucked up person does that

How much are each of you paying per person? I'd propose just paying $50-75/mo less on your end. Why should you have to pay as much as him in exchange for a smaller room/less living space?

absolute kino

This. And if he’s not willing to pay more, whoever is willing to pay more gets the big room. Only fair way to do it. Having the master bedroom with its own bathroom is a big deal.

I'm sorry you have to go through this....

I only have 50k, not enough to move out

I live on my own and it's not that great. Cooking for yourself twice a day everyday fucking sucks. I don't see or talk to anyone most days. And I miss my mom.

i'd pay rent if i could actually find a god damn job

>character is american
>has awful relationship with his parents for some reason and because of this can't understand adults living with their parents

sounds...comedic

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Not being able to have your mommygf come over whenever you want sucks. Not being able to turn on the a/c whenever you want for as long as you want sucks. Not being able to do whatever you had plans to do because "oh hey by the way I brought grandma over to visit :)))" sucks. Not being able to have random tinder/hipster bar sluts come over when you feel like cheating on your mommygf sucks. Having your mom barge into your room when you're mid-fap watching a really awesome (non-IR) Angela White video sucks.

It also sucks when you're still paying $500/mo to your mom while having to put up with all of the above.

>paying rent to your parents
Do americans really do this?

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>the parents themselves are the ones that set up their child to be a failure only to nurture dependence
Is there any sort of sadder story?

I'm the 25 year old loner who posted on the other thread. I have no friends and will never experience sex. I'm a CPA and work a full time job. Not a NEET, so I guess I have that going for me. Eventually I'll have to move out of my parents' house though. It'll be very lonely. It'll suck having no one to come home to.

>live with retired parents in childhood home
>parents passive aggressively hint for me to move out so they can stop paying property taxes and move somewhere else
>mfw not even looking for housing

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Boomers

Even better when they're narcicisstic shitbags who knew full well you were unable to pay rent without receiving govt benefits and they purposefully fuck up your benefits questionnaire so you don't receive any benefits and then try to throw you out onto the street while your sibs don't have to pay a dime and get everything stuffed up their asses

Fuck i hate this dysfunctional loonhive

you can cook a meal easily in fewer minutes than an outing for drive-thru, you don't have to be Chef Gordon every night

It's so much fun

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ah-bloo-bloo

Get a dog or cat, it helps

I don't know

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big if true

That's why it's the next resort to encourage you to go out and make friends and go on dates. The loneliness is motivation.

Not him but, for me? Its hamburger/tuna helper.

You can't get dates if you're not a Chad. And I could never make real friends. I'm too used to being a loner and don't have many interests. I don't watch sports at all.

Don't live in places like NYC or LA. It's not worth the job.

but it's all too easy to attack yourself for not living up to these expectations. I can't find a job despite having lots of education and experience. the job market is just incredibly competitive and difficult to enter.

I just don't want to live with my parents anymore.

>character is 30 years old
>still shitposting on 4chin

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I just can't get into movies with impossible premises like this.

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go on...

get a job

Get a dog
You’ll be less lonely
And it’ll be a signal that you’re not a serial killer to single women

There's a difference between knowing and believing. The loneliness makes you go "Well I know it's true but I may as well find out for sure." Some autists, not all but some, then happen into sexual success simply because they overcame confidence issues enough to be able to find places to go outside and flirt with women politely and ask out, taking nos, but eventually having success.

You should have posted "18 Year Old Virgin" who was a woman in the movie. It's not unheard of for men to go their entire life without sex.

>DUDE JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO

When you're an autist who has relatively made it on his own but has no gf, a lack of confidence becomes the last real excuse you have to tell yourself, so you just do it to cross it off the list.

ah-bloo-bloo

Is there any mainstream media aside from "Jane, the 40 Year Old Virgin" or "Ugly Betty" that portrays thirsty as fuck virgin women? It's all about virgin men because they're more easily laughed about. They don't even need to be virgins. They can have a totally normal sex life and still get shit all over and the main joke is their relations with women emotionally.

>character is black, speaks proper english
Okie doke

I CAN'T AFFORD SHIT I MAKE THE SAME AS I DID 10 YEARS AGO RENT AND COST OF LIVING HAS QUAD FUCKING RUPLED