/trek/

I'm pretty sure you mean "Big Dyson Spheres Because We're Lonely and Don't Know what Love is Edition."

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no community like this then. lonely

could work

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Reminds me of when I went to the Star Trek Experience in Vegas before it closed down, lol

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Wrong.

The movies, then TNG came on our screens. A glorious time.

looks saggy

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DS9 might have ripped off Babylon, but it did a way better job. Better actors, better CGI, better stories, better characters.

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POLLS POLLS POLLS

pt1:
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pt2:
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Heck, I love you guys...

If he was boob crazy why did they try to pass her replacement off as a boy?

"set a course for inceledous"

Got a picture of me sitting in the captains chair of the Enterprise D. Was pretty cool. Full scale replica of the bridge. Even the actors thought it was spot on.

>Better actors
sometime the same actors

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post that shit n word

No you don't.

Overcompensating to look innocent.

nice spot, aspie

youtube.com/watch?v=j_xN0LOLG3I

>What is working around here?
>Not much, Admiral. We have partial main power.
>That's it?
>Best we could do in two hours.

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The correct answers are Troi and Seven.

"there is an inter course malfunction in engineering"

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if you look closely you can see her nipple bumps

>Glau having tits like that

Ezri and T'Pol

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sex crazed autists licking monitors the thread

>post that shit n word
Its buried deep in storage. Sorry.

after 5 seconds on google, i found someone else's pic. this is totally not me.

I do. It only cost like an extra $40 on top of the whole immersive ride thing.

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do you know where you are

>sex crazed autists licking monitors the thread

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PROMENADE

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don't mind me just the kinoest uniform coming through

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That isn't fair. The Founders -in their infinite wisdom- engineered the Vorta to only enjoy the texture of food, have poor sight, and have floppy milk bags. You can't compare them to bra padded traps.

Absolutely could. It's just a budget issue to build them. Luckily we don't use money.

>don't mind me just the kinoest uniform coming through
That was the best uniform no doubt. only one that comes close is later seasons DS9.

You mean the First Contact uniforms

Fact

DABOOB!!!

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where's Tilly

>You mean the First Contact uniforms
Yes. I stand corrected.

is it bad that TWK is my favorite soundtrack of all time? I think it's perfection. III and V are pretty close too

she's so perfect
I wish had more time with her

BASED

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>DABOOB!!!
I love the fact that she knows exactly why she was hired and she wears revealing outfits to her appearances at cons.

An above average recreation but considering it was an official thing they really should have built a replica.

>namefags as "show me tits"
>thinks a little boy is perfect

No. I have it on vinyl. James Horner was a god.

STD deliberately excluded.

>ywn win big at dabo and make leeta howl in ecstasy
why even gamble

>is it bad that TWK is my favorite soundtrack of all time? I think it's perfection. III and V are pretty close too
Nah. WoK is a great soundtrack.

What's it like being an actual homosexual

>An above average recreation but considering it was an official thing they really should have built a replica.
What do you mean it wasn't a replica?

It was accurate down to the plaque.

>not thinking short hair is the sexiest haircut a woman can have
it makes their tits look bigger, dunce

absolutely not, this is my favorite track

youtube.com/watch?v=zeS0Eo8fAnw

I could live another 100 years and i doubt there will be a soundtrack that beats it

what happened to jimmy2?

she looks kind of like Hudson Leick to my penis and I am now sad there was never a lesbian crossover episode

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thanks for posting brehs. there isn't another composer around that manages be as swashbuckling and incite the sense of adventure horner's track does

>there was never a lesbian crossover episode
Leeta and Evil Kira.

*shudders*

We got Leeta + Lesbian Biker Ezri

Why so insecure? Fucking girls as Curzon or getting fucked as Ezri is both fun! Especially when you can cuck a "strong" Klingon with that skinny Bashir human.

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>We got Leeta + Lesbian Biker Ezri
I bet Evil Kira was funner.

bros I gotta get a big titty vulcan gf

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I need a Vulcan mini series.

Imagine thinking this is an attractive woman

not lesbian enough.

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Based

Thread's moving too fast. Too superficial.

I'm coming up on seven years without. So this very much relevant to my fantasy-within-fantasy interests. And I definitely do not randomly cry everyday.

So go jerk off to Guinan with your fucking legal blindness and shit taste

How old are you?
Are you ugly?
Do you have any money?

Everybody's a critic

>tfw no Vulcan Love Slave series.

too sads 4 me

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>six of nine.jpg
WAIT! WHAT?

What is our mission?

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So in two years you'll be on my level, big deal.

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>Worf
>getting cucked

Let's run through his checklist
>fucked K'Ehleyr
>fucked Troi
>fucked Jadzia
>fucked Ezri

>came out of it with zero commitments
Yeah, I'm thinking Worf had the last laugh. It's not getting 'cucked' when you leave others to pick up your leavings, VF.

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>Top of her class at the Academy

He didn’t fuck ezri. Dorner bitches about the fact worf gets cucked by bashir in the DS9 documentary

are vulcan ears sensitive like ferengi lobes?
nobody ever touches their ears so we never got to see how they react
I bet they're super sensitive

This hits a little too close to home, desu.

>ended up alone with a faggot for a son

Yeah what a win

Are you high? They fuck when they're stranded on that alien planet. They even talk about it, directly, and Ezri says it was a mistake.

But they fucked. Worf got his Klingon nut.

>He didn’t fuck ezri.
Do you forget when she found his escape pod and they crash landed on that planet?

No one knows less about trek than the actors, pal.

That was straight up rape. Jadzia's memories took over Ezri. Worf should've done prison time for that.

Maybe hugs are in order?

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Actually Ezri should have been jailed for being a filthy deviant who continues Jadzia's relationship

>son is a retard but has his father's work ethic
>tries despite countless failures
>embraces his role as the village idiot and becomes beloved by his crew
Yup, I'm thinking Alexander is fucking based.
>worf ends up alone
He's still in the prime of his life post-TNG movies. It's heavily implied that he becomes (at the very least) the Federation ambassador to the Klingon Empire and (at best) becomes the high councilor himself. If you really think he continued his life alone, that sounds like some weird headcanon to me.

The only people that slay more pussy in Star Trek than Worf are Kirk and Riker.

>he can't compete with a Ferengi
KEK

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I'm still not keen on that name. Don't even really understand it. But I don't sleep. I've always been in your heart.

35, generally considered attractive. Used to do well. But yeah no latinum. Hard times depression and blah blah. Probably why I'm obsessing on Trek lately. Need some federation UBI and holo hooker gibs to get back on the horse.

I know that feel.

Dax pretends it's different people when it suits its purpose yet always retains the memories of a previous host. Zero claiming it was Jadzia's memories was a lie.

>Actually Ezri should have been jailed for being a filthy deviant who continues Jadzia's relationship
Yeah they kinda chucked that whole thing out of the window when Terry Farrel left.

>Picking Seven over a female Q.
She could literally shatter your mind in bed and give you an immortal super-being bastard child.

Who is the better 1 season character, Ezri or Tasha?

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Quark is unequivocally based. I'm not gay but I'd give him oo-mox for ten bars of latinum.

>The only people that slay more pussy in Star Trek than Worf are Kirk and Riker.

Biggest Canonical Pussy Slayers
1. Phlox
2. Everybody Else
3. Geordi

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Pulaski.

Enterprise is not canon, user. It's Rick Berman fanfiction.

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Step out, poser

Are you saying you don't like retcons???

I hope Anus and Doomwad kill themselves.

>geordi
I meant metaphorically slaying the pussy, user, not actual killers of women.

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Tasha hands down. Ezri was only ever playing the "I'm totally not Jadzia!" game but Tasha was her own character. Not only that, Tasha's backstory was pure Trek.

Tasha
>worked her way up through Starfleet to be chief of security on the Enterprise
>kicked all kinds of ass
>shouted at omnipotent beings who fuck with the ship
>took Data's V card

Ezri
>oh noes why does everyone want to fuck me
>I'm like a doctor or something
>I'm not Jadzia!

Tasha would have ripped that slug out of Ezri's stomach and told her she didn't even know what it meant to be Starfleet.

>"Star Trek was for nerds!"
NO! No! No! No! No! You couldn't be MORE wrong, incel. Star Trek TOS, THe TOS films, and TNG were all mainstream entertainment products that enjoyed widespread popularity. TNG got huge ratings during it's peak, and Star Trek has never been as popular since. What killed Star Trek was DS9 and VOY pandering to the small but vocal minority of fat incel "nerds" like you.

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>Youboob drone

THERE
ARE
FOUR
GENDERS

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Can't argue with digits.

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A female q would constantly harass you with bullshit. It would be a living nightmare.

kek

Imagine spending all that money just to get a shitty lo-fi polaroid with no detail lmao fags from the 70's and 80's btfo.

Until the late 90's all of this was for nerds. At least anyone willing to do more than buy a movie ticket or dabble in the shows. Even 10 or 15 years ago you were a lightsaber-riding faggot if you liked Star Wars enough to read an expanded universe novel.

Woof

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What is next after Enterprise?

Should I marathon Seaquest and Babylon 5?

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You should kill yourself.

I'd recommend watching TOS, TNG, or DS9 to wash the horrible taste of Enterprise out of your mouth and remind yourself what real Star Trek is like.

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I don't really care about what's happening in most episodes unless there's a Vulcan involved.

b5 and farscape obviously

Babylon 5
Blake's 7
Farscape
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Stargate

Thoughts on Selar?

>Should I marathon Seaquest and Babylon 5?
Babylon 5 totally. GOAT series.

Seaquest is fun iirc.

>Seaquest
wut

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Already binged everything trek
TOS = VOY = DS9 = TNG > Altarian marsupial droppings > STD

Have you figured out how to deal with the comically tragic morning wood so you can take a shit? So far I've had mixed results thinking about the Grand Nagus making out with the Pope. Tell me your secrets.

>im captain john luke picard of the federation starship enterprise
why did he always give his middle name?

Why does Mary Jane always say her middle name? Ponder that.

Patrician taste

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It's Jean-Luc not Jean Luc, that's his whole first name

I like her more than autistic lists of tv shows that don't have anything to do with Star Trek

I have never watched it but it feels like TNG underwater
youtu.be/Gg6AsKsPH24

yes

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SeaQuest always seemed a bit faggy and stupid to me

That being the case, I'd recommend something like Twilight Zone (the original) as it's similar to TOS in a lot of ways and the overall quality is higher.

Or you could just watch all the Trek shows again and become a true autist like the rest of us. I've binged every Trek show at least 15 times aside from Enterprise and STD.

What about Battlestar Galactica? It also seems kiino

Oh look! It's the love of my life!

Imagine her giving you an emotionless handjob. Being all disgusted with how often human males get horny.

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SeaQuest DSV was fucking kino and you're the faggot

Just started watching TNG, is the character Q the inspiration of all the /pol/ q user larping going on?

AAAANYBOOODY

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>Being all disgusted
Disgust is an emotion.

So I'm looking through Trek twitter right now and I can only cringe so fucking much at the shit these actors retweet and then tweet themselves. It's such a double digit IQ platform for completely emotionally pliable normies. I can't imagine being a celebrity and having to engage people through this scat. Utter fucking shite, like 99% of the platform. This clearly isn't the best we have to offer.

Bob Picardo, who I love, is absolutely obsessed with Trump for some reason. This was the only good tweet I could find within the past month. It was a nice gesture.

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Let my coomer brain fantasize

A lot of people hate Battlestar Galactica but I thought it was alright. Drops off towards the end but it's worth watching because it's largely written/orchestrated by the greatest Star Trek writer of all time: Ronald "The 'D.' Stands for Dick" Moore.

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2 years of gold, 2 years of garbage.

Will Wheaton is insufferable

Brandis was 1000 times the boipussy Wheaton was

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You're a faggot for liking Water Trek
It's like it was made by children splashing around in a bathtub with their favorite submarine toys

>wanting to heap hero worship on actors
Regardless of how many great performances an actor might display, they're typically the biggest brainlets in the whole of existence. Why would you ever follow an actor on Twitter?

You'd be better off following some of the writers or something but sadly the political obsession runs thick through all of Hollywood.

I thought it was weird the actress did so many characters in a relatively short span and all of them were kind of smug and bitchy. But this was probably my first Vulcan crush. I'm onboard.

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*
Prrrrrrrrrr

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That's what you deserve for using twitter, dumb fucking clown

>for some reason
Concentration camps? Fumbling both Iran and North Korea? Denying the existence of global warming?

im sorry but if you aren't a hard liberal you dont belong anywhere near startrek or sci fi

I jerk off before going to the bathroom

This morning it was mistress t in a teacher/student joi video. Good stuff.

He deleted his Twitter but this is the kind of gold you'd run into on occasion.

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>Brandis was 1000 times the boipussy Wheaton was
too bad the casting couch got to him and he offed himself.

the goat was when Wheaton told everyone to stop saying "Shut up Wesley" and Patrick Stuart tweeted at him "Shut up Wil"

>pls be real

I read a tweet once

I don't have a twitter account and you don't need one to view it. I got curious after someone posted that Cum Town - Star Trek link and they were showing Gates McFadden tweets where she's playing with a Dr. Crusher doll.

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stay woke

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Just do a few jumping jacks or something and get the blood flowing in other places than your penis :)

>Have you figured out how to deal with the comically tragic morning wood so you can take a shit?
You can't piss with an erection? Weird.

It is real, mad bants from Sir Patrick

it just makes me angry at Gene Roddenberry for insisting there would be no zippers in the future.

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It wasn't, Patrick Stewart didn't even use Twitter at the time

Yeah, that's great and all but like half of his tweets are about the guy. I assume this is the kind of thing that will keep you getting work but what do I know?

I know you dont know this but if your dick is longer than an inch and hard, its very awkward to sit on a toilet

>It is real, mad bants from Sir Patrick
I wish there was a camera on Wil when he read Patrick's tweet for the first time.

I 100% believe he threw a temper tantrum.

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>I know you dont know this but if your dick is longer than an inch and hard, its very awkward to sit on a toilet
>sitting down
lolno

It's been years since the election, how do you still not recognize the symptoms of Trump derangement syndrome

>it's another "Literally Hitler" episode
How do people become so deluded? Is it all the coke they do in California?
Try to keep me away, spacefaggot.

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>How do people become so deluded?
They live in a hugbox.

So you take shits standing up?

Very interesting

but guys can pee while standing, user

It wasn't real, it wasn't even a good shop you mong

Yes, Anons, Trump is a strong and stable genius.

Now please remind me, when is the hurricane hitting Alabama?

Social media platforms from big companies are literally designed to be Skinner Box bullshit that feeds off conflict. Gee, it's almost like TOS and TNG made predictions on this. (Day of the Dove and The Game.) This is why this place is important.

You're more determined than I am, friend. Genuinely sick of jerking off unless inebriated or blown away by Vulcan porn. It's a messy chore. Maybe I'll get some ice packs.

Yes but what you illiterate retards dont seem to realize is that the user asked me about taking a shit, not a piss

How do I pitch my idea for a new Star Trek show?

>getting triggered over a line drawn on a map

Riker wakes up everyday with a hard dick?

>How do I pitch my idea for a new Star Trek show?
First you have to be a black, muslim, lesbian trans-wymyn....

>Now please remind me, when is the hurricane hitting Alabama?
I have no clue what this even means but lefties thrive off of the reactionary nature of the media, good and bad. They hope it will give them a reason to continue their anger filled diatribes for another day and without fail it does just that.

I can pretend to be gay, is that enough?

He broke federal law.

But if you think it's such a small insignificant thing... why can't he admit that he was wrong? Why does he still insist that they told him the hurricane was going to hit Alabama? Is he completely incapable of admitting to being wrong about anything whatsoever?

>never get angry about anything
>everything is fine
What does boot taste like?

I pretend to be gay to infiltrate lgbt groups where lesbains post sexy selfies.

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Only watch the first season of Seaquest, it's still very cozy and has a great TNG feel to it. 2 is absolute garbage that should be wiped from everyone's memeory. 3 is just kinda dull.

>What does boot taste like?
Right, I got a job to work and bills to pay and if I expend all my energy raging about some news piece that was designed to do that then I'm nothing more than a useless puppet under the control of the mainstream media which apparently you just admitted to being so good for you.

>pretend

Either way.

Right, user. Politicians will never abuse their power over the populace. You should never follow what they're doing and get mad if they step out of line.

This. I've clearly pulled focus, but pissing with an erection is difficult sometimes and shitting when your dick is shooting across the room or dipped in the toilet is also not ideal. I'm not even that big. I feel like maybe some of us were born with different genitalia here so I'm mentioning this for educational purposes. But now I'm just gonna ice my boys and move on.

Politicians are put in position by lobbyists who have had control of the office for decades. If you're not this far into the game, you're a low IQ woman. I got better things to do than watch the reality show, but you're just dumb enough to be entertained by it. Good on you for being an average nobody.

>we will never get Wrath or Khan level writing in a movie again because all the youngsters are used to nuTrek

>Twitter
>SeaQuest
>Trump
I'm not interested in any of these topics.

Then why are you in /trek/?

but then you miss Morena Baccarin's first TV role

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Spoken like a true coward. You convince yourself that you're powerless, that your vote is worthless, because you're afraid of the shame you'll feel if you actually try to make a difference and still fail. You are the cause of your own weakness.

Oh well, at least you don't have to worry about that hurricane which is going to hit Alabama any minute now.

>what is squatting

jesus christ ive just been sitting here staring at the internet not even enjoying it for weeks now. re watched all the sci fi kino too many times, no motivations to play videogames because they just feel hollow now, no motivation to continue studying history, just not doing fucking anything but constantly scrolling through Yea Forums and not even enjoying it day after day after day

someone please kill me

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Sure thing faggot, go to if you want to waste your energy. I'm not here to talk about whatever boring headline you need to fill your vacuous life with this week. End transmission.

I want to know if guys really wake up with hard-ons

How about get a job, learn a skill, a language, find a woman, get a weightlifting routine. You're a waste of space as it is. It's either all that or eat a bullet.

Sometimes.

I'm not the one who raised the topic of politics though. Did you read the thread incorrectly?

only in this state because I injured myself and can barely work out anymore

Is it a biological thing?

>Too busy for reality show lies
>Defending Donald Trump

Logical AF. Flawless.

Yes, but they're only bothersome when I need to pee and the boner won't let me without contorting my body to aim properly and ending up getting some pee on the floor. I'll clean it up of course, but I like to use the bathroom with the soft lights on, and I'll have to turn on the harsh lights to make sure that I don't miss any of the pee on the floor.

Yes.

Can you seriously not move your dick at all when it's erect?

That sounds really embarrassing. Why don't you just fap before you get out of bed?

All times. It actually gets worse with time.

Because I have to pee really bad.

Yeah, no I didn't read anything. I just had an outsourced Chinaman transcribe the whole thing to me. Go suck a dick, faggot and stop bothering me.

>he doesn't pee fap

I always choose a cum over a piss.

I didn't defend Donald Trump anywhere you useless nigger. When will you fuckers shut up about the guy? I probably hate him as much as you but I don't go out of my way to bring up his name every five minutes because I'm a useless drain on resources and can't think in the scarcest sense about any aspect of my life independently from what media has told me to think.

Kek.

Want a blowjob?

What thread are you reading? Nobody was attacking Donald Trump until after user started defending Donald Trump (complaining that Picardo is complaining about Trump). You're going after the wrong posters.

of course user

FUCK LIBERALS

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Not for me.

Dude, are you literally retarded? That is not a defense of Trump to point out that someone won't shutup about a guy. I think Trump's garbage too, but if you dedicate your life to giving the man free publicity you just look like drooling Pakled.

You can't hold it for two minutes while you rub one out?

Yes, sir. I will fuck as many of then as possible.

Testosterone surges when you're waking up and decently rested. That pops boners. But spending ten minutes to spurt man goo when you really just want to move on with the day and take a shit is bothersome. If you have more questions I'd suggest another venue but appreciate the curiosity about penises. Some guys don't know a vagina from a vulva. So we all have questions. No worries.

pissing>cumming>>>>>shitting

Rub one out to what? My whole brain is consumed with thoughts of
>pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee

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I,M HAFF A BONNNER!!!!

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Okay, but only if you're not circumcised. Cut penises are gross.

It takes ten minutes for you to jerk off?

>mad because someone expresses their political opinion and it doesn't match /pol/
Triggered snowflake alert

>That is not a defense of Trump to point out that someone won't shutup about a guy.
Yes it is. It's "STOP MAKING FUN OF MUH TRUMP."

If you're mad about people discussing Trump, then go after the guy who originally started the conversation in this thread about Trump. But you won't do that, because it's only complaints about Trump which bother you. You're a Trump-supporter after all.

Think of a girl peeing. Preferably one where she lifts her leg like a dog in a snowy forest, I like watching the snow turn yellow.

>Cut penises are gross.
I've never liked wrinkly stinky dicks

>he doesn't watch Trek on mute and do all the characters' voices himself

My Picard voice is dead on

I dunno I can make my self cum in sixty seconds flat using just my imagination and a couple fingers

Actually, I'm a classic liberal and I find most of their opinions rather excessive, even for actors.

>Yes it is. It's "STOP MAKING FUN OF MUH TRUMP."
No, see I just told you I can't stand the guy and you gloss right over it. Why are you leaving that aspect of my post out? My contention was with the level of insanity that plagues some of these people in giving the guy exactly what he wants, a free ticket into the public forum. Every time they shout his name. No such thing as bad publicity. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb you people are. You fall for the most simple of tricks, it's Pavlov's dog but with millions of "humans".

>he doesn't also do the sound effects

Is it hard to find your prostate?

>Actually, I'm a classic liberal
I believe you

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>NYYEHH QUARK
>I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
I have a friend who's a big DS9 fan. I'll call him up sometimes and leave him voicemails as the Grand Nagus

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Should I be looking for it?

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Oh fuck, it's you, isn't it? You wrote that post, didn't you? You're the one who brought up the topic of Trump, and how it's so GOSH-DARN BOTHERSOME that people complain about him.

You really are a triggered snowflake.

>he actually watches Trek
>he doesn't just imagine the episodes

Don't feel bad, uncircumcised penises are nasty.

>when guys talking about their boners is the better of the two topics
star trek

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Imagine being content with a mutilated cock
Big yikes sweaties

I have a Star Trek penis, ask me any on-topic (relating to Star Trek) question about Star Trek penises.

My uncle had a Star Trek penis

Did you read that book I gave you?

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I can tell that you just want to argue since you don't even address the contents of my posts. I told you I can't stand the guy and that really I think it's embarrassing that people give him free publicity every single minute of the day using Twitter. Those are my points of contention because calling me a name isn't anything approaching what we call an argument.

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Your uncle and I met in the sixties, but I don't remember what happened because it was the sixties.

The best TNG episodes are the ones in my imagination. Yes, I rewatch them when I need to fap in the morning to get rid of my hard-on so I can pee.
>that episode where Riker goes on vacation and finds a crashed ship full of Vulcan women suffering through Pon Farr

which Trek cast member (not character) has/had the biggest cock? you can rate length and thickness seperately.

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Y-Yes I did, sir. Haha.

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>I think it's embarrassing that people give him free publicity every single minute of the day
Who brought up the topic of Trump in this thread? You.
Who is giving Trump free publicity? You.
Look in a mirror before you lash out at others.

>Length
Dorn
>Thickness
Doohan
Shortest
Spiner

When I wake up
I have a boner
But I also have to piss
So I have to lean diagonally over the toilet
And pull my hips all the way back
Just so I can piss in the toilet bowl while having a boner
(pic related)

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Very easy question

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>Ferengi genitals

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Cheeses and grease build up on uncut dicks and it makes them stink like rotting meat. Cut dicks have a better shape and are generally more attractive to look at

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>Doohan
what makes you think that?
based answer

just pee in the sonic shower

>Cheeses and grease build up on uncut dicks and it makes them stink like rotting meat.
Do you know what bathing is?
Also uncut penises can look exactly like mutilated ones when you pull the skin back except the head will look alive and healthy instead of dried out and dead.

Now that is the proper response when someone is suicidally depressed. Indeed, to most personal problems men face. Purely out of the kindness in your heart - you blow them and things turn around. Not some bullshit speech about pulling your bootstraps up. Just suck some dick. This is how we make the Federation Utopian timeline.

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Pee in the sink while you brush your teeth, dude.

My friend says he pees in his bathroom sink if he thinks he can't make the shot into the toilet

Women prefer cut dicks. Look it up.

No I didn't bring up Trump. I brought up Trek related Twitter accounts and that veered directly into Robert Picardo's specific stream. In this instance, Trump is just topic he won't shut up about. If it was something else as banal I'd point that out all the same.

But it's clearly triggered you more than me seeing as you're defending the stupidity of these people. You play right into their hands and then defend that behavior.

Unironically gave one to my friend when he was depressed. He's my best friend.

>american women
they hardly count

>Women prefer cut dicks

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Are they any good Trek podcasts?

HE'LL MUTILATE HIS COCK BECAUSE AMERICAN """WOMEN""" WANT HIM TO

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No, they don't. And I'm saying this as someone who is cut. And intercourse with a cut cock is fluid and natural. It's frictionless and allows for more sexual pleasure. Circumcision removes the frenulum and clusters of nerves that add to the feelings of pleasure.

>No I didn't bring up Trump
Ctrl+F Trump, your post is the first in the thread.

People with uncut dicks don't care about hygiene so they let piss and cum and sweat build up in the skin covering the head of the cock
Also wtf dried wrinkly dicks are you talking about

>peeing in the sink
That doesn't work unless you have a micropenis

You realize that most people are circumcised as babies, right?

HIS PARENTS WILLINGLY MUTILATED HIM AS A BABY TO PLEASE AMERICAN """WOMEN"""
EVEN FUNNIER

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It's true

>most people
the absolute state of Burgers, jews and muslims

I was using Picardo's account as to the level of obsession and low quality Twitter is in general.
And I am 100% correct that just retweeting headlines with the guy's name is nothing but free publicity for the guy.

Most people who are circumcised dumbass.

If you have a cut cock you don't know anything about having sex with an uncut cock or what that feels like

>/trek/

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>circumcised
>people
Pick one

>is nothing but free publicity for the guy
He's the most famous man on Earth.

new

There are a lot of weird conventions that people don't think about. For example, 'Sunday' being the 'sabbath' is entirely an erroneous Roman invention. The 'sabbath' starts when the sun goes down on Friday and continues until it goes down on Saturday, I believe.

And yet there are billions of Christians that celebrate the sabbath as being Sunday. Why? Because people don't ask questions. It's just one of those myriad accepted things.

I would never fuck a guy unless his dick was cut

>Celebrating a day is the same as mutilating an infant's penis
You are fucking delusional.

>nothing but free publicity for the guy
Says the guy who first mentioned him in this thread, even though nobody else was talking about him.

And he will remain as such with the help of mad liberals who were programmed to have this guy in their head 24 hours a day.

The topic of my post, if your brain can interpret English properly, was twitter and how low IQ it is.
Sorry for your disability but I think we're done here.

It's an objective fact of removing that area of the penis. It naturally glides over top of the head as you pull back out of the vagina. You don't need as much lubrication with an uncut cock because of frictionless motion. With a cut cock, you're pulling on the bottom of the foreskin as you remove your penis from the vagina during sex.

Also, they've polled women whose partners had circumcisions and found intercourse to be vastly inferior after the procedure.

>Also wtf dried wrinkly dicks are you talking about
mine

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Why are you so motivated to discuss Twitter and Trump? Nobody was talking about these things until you brought them up. Do you think that they are good discussion topics? Do they live in your head 24 hours a day?

I never said that it was, though? Just pointing out that we don't understand the origins of many of our cultural maxims. People are fucking dumb.

You are deeply determined to make sure we continue talking about the guy since you keep responding to me. You just can't stand the slightest suggestion that what you're doing isn't helping and yet you have the nerve, no, the complete lack of self-awareness, to see how you're really the "triggered snowflake" here, as you so put it. Classic case of psychological projection.

You're a good person. Blowies are IRL equivalent of technobabble. They solve most problems.
>What if we reverse the polarity on the deflector array and emit a tachyon beam into the wormhole?
>What if you reverse the polarity in your mouth and I emit a spermion beam down your throat?

>"End transmission"
>keeps replying
>"I think we're done here"
>keeps replying
You are deeply determined to bring up Trump and Twitter where they don't belong, because it really makes you butthurt to see people say mean things about Trump.

Sad, many such cases.

I just love how I wasn't even directly talking about Trump and that was enough to get you so pissed off that you would write multiple paragraphs acting like I'm a MAGApede Trump supporter. Instead of talking to me directly or addressing my points head on you conveniently glanced over them and kept typing out your anger like a dumbass.

High five for your stupidity though. Easier to fool someone than convince them they've been fooled.

He's mad for sure and wants to be but in fairness there are at least 3 people involved in the Trump sideline argument. I know because I'm one of them. He maybe got confused. Let's remember what Picard would do in the he next thread. Diplomacy and dick sucking. Always the best first options.