Drinking hard liquor at work

>drinking hard liquor at work

Do Americans really do this?

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I did this too but I lost my job.

I got drunk at work once and started hitting on all the chicks. Most of them were already married so the next week got pretty awkward.

If you're in finance you can do blow and go to strip clubs with your clients. Truly the industry for gentlemen of refined tastes.

What's the trick to drinking hard liquor and not getting drunk? I seriously need advice on this, do you just sip and leave a bunch behind or what

In South Korea and Japan it's practically mandatory to get blackout drunk at work or you lose your job

According to Roger the trick is to let the ice melt, sip a bit, and then keep ordering new ones

Sounds like sort of work place.

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I'd like to ask the opposite. I can only get drunk on beer.

I did this once and just ended up having 2 affairs.

I do because there's nothing to do at my job. I'm in evening security yard and I basically spend 8 hours wandering around a commercial high-rise that's empty after 5 p.m. as long as I can respond to any automated alarms and I do a couple patrols every now and then I'm basically free to get thrashed and stagger around the building with leisure.

The trick is just to eat first.

>he doesn’t drink pints of stout with his boss at lunch

Know your limits and build a tolerance. I've been drinking everyday at work for years now and I haven't been caught yet. Recently I started drinking and smoking pot at the same time before I head into work.

You drink a lot of it. That’s all there is to it. Eventually your brain just gets used to it, but you will still be impaired in more subtle ways. A go to example is to compare your writing before drinking and after. Legibility and coherence likely goes down more than expected. For some reason in my experience it also helps to drink the same type of liquor consistently, to keep you from getting caught off guard.
Now all this is a horrible idea and you don’t want to do it, but that is how.

hope you're not in the position to operate heavy machinery or vehicles

I drink every day and it helps with keeping me motivated.

I drive for uber so its ok but I could see it being a problem for certain occupations.

I'm an astronaut neurosurgeon

I don't come down to the porno theater and knock the mop out of YOUR hand faggot, leave me alone

MacReady is me if I could fly a helicopter.

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