Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sa-ges?

>Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sa-ges?

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god I would straigt up dive my tongue in that pussy

Fuck guys how do I get a gf who's thicc but not chubby or fat, and how do I make sure she stays that way

>in that asshole
FTFY

>Daddy, would you like some chocolate? Daddy, would you like some cho-co-late?

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ok so take Freddy Got Fingered, and make the main character a woman

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Natalie Austin

No,you smell like shit

>in that armpit
ftfy

Rachel Dratch

too old

I'd watch that remake desu. Disney should get on it.

who wouldn't?

This. There's no better feeling after you eat some virgin pussy

>and how do I make sure she stays that way
time claims all whales
best you can hope for is to enjoy the ride in her prime

>in that PUSY
ftfy

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I just wanted to talk about Freddy Got Fingered, but it seems my bait was too potent.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Bunch of coomers itt.

>virgin

get a brazilian gf

what's the smell like bros

prove she's not

sauce, i need to coom

Damn, you know what I just realized?
I LOVE PUSY

just the right amount of thicc

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She literally does porn.

>do you like my panties, daddy? i bought them just for you :)

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She is chubby you fucking amerilard. I swear, the meaning of "chubby" is something completely different in the US.

I fucking NEED a gf with this bodytype

>porn
Softcore doesn't count

sauuuuuce i need to COOOOM

natalie austin

"Chubby" is the new "fat" here in amerilardland. "Fat" now refers to "morbidly obese." Jesus please help us

More like Natalie Autism

Thanks. Image searches are so useless

There was an user here today claiming to be 380 pounds and "not even looking that fat".

>"Chubby" is the new "fat" here in amerilardland. "Fat" now refers to "morbidly obese." Jesus please help us

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>Actual fathers have to do the laundry and see all of the lingerie their daughters buy to try and impress Chad who is just going to cum all over their faces and send them packing and she'll wipe the cum off then come home and give you a peck on the cheek before demanding dinner
Holy fuck, having a daughter really is the ultimate form of cuckoldry.

Lose weight before you keel over.