Accidentally swipe right on a average looking girl

>accidentally swipe right on a average looking girl
>she instantly message you
>never reply back to her
any kino for this feel?

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i met a girl off tinder only once and she was an obese woman with blue hair who came over and we watched american psycho while drinking 40ozs.

then she sucked my dick im bed and later i couldn't sleep next to her since i had no room so i slept on am extra mattress in my hallway. i saw her once or twice after that.

they should make a Yea Forums - Television & Film after you!

kino

me on the top right

i cant even make a tinder profile because nobody took a photo of me in the past 4 years

Why is this so cute and endearing?

What are you even supposed to talk about during dates?

I hate talking about myself and have no interesting stories to tell because I'm an autist and I'm too anxious to think about anything to ask her. I have no idea how normal human conversations work.

>tfw no average looking gf

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just be yourself dude

Just ask her questions about herself and let her do most of the talking.

god i wish that were me

yup

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literally me

Talk about favorite films, directors, musicians, artists (contemporary preferably), get to know the art/music scene in general in your city and it'll be easy pickings.

Anyone else feel that they’re interesting people but just hate initiating relationships ala texting

Roasties have zero hobbies and zero taste though

>Meet T H I C C QT on Tinder.
>Invite her over to watch kino.
>She comes over.
>"Hi user, what do you want to watch?"
>"Actually, I just invited you over to worship your feets so you can put on whatever you want."
>"O-okay..."
>Massage and rub her feet, kiss them, suck on her toes while stroking my cock and cumming.
>She didn't say a word.

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i tend to err on the side of making stupid observational jokes and then shooting the shit once she starts laughing

ask her about her stupid life, even if you dont give a shit just sit there and listen

I never had much luck on online dating, but have to admit I took petty pleasure in ignoring messages from women I wasn't attracted to.

If you are below an 8 don't bother with apps, they will make you think you're unattractive when you aren't. IRL works a lot better and doesn't make you feel like a loser.

holy based
I'm going to do this

>Met an 8/10 Asian girl on Tantan
>Hit it off pretty well, she's extremely thirsty
>She gives me her phone number
>My phone gets some water damage from getting rained on and I don't have access to her number for a couple of weeks, so it looks like I just ignored her after she gave me her number
>Finally log back in yesterday
>Her profile is now just the words "looking for bf"
There's no story here, and no resolution. I just thought it was funny.

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What I did on my first few dates was:
1) Find out her full name in advance, then track down her social media
2) From this, discover her interests and occupation
3) Write out in advance some questions I could ask to direct the conversation toward things she was interested in, and feign similar interests using research I'd done online on those subjects
4) Use these topics to get her to do most of the talking
Worked 100% of the time for me. Eventually you stop being stunted and can handle it without doing any of this.

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Ask about her job, unless her response is that she's unemployed, you can simply say "it must be rough". That opens up doors more than you'd think. Be humble about yourself but not self loathing, and be genuine. I find that even though I have nerd hobbies i've been able to talk about them without too much hesitation after digging into hers

more of Jesse and post your bio

>So, why don't you like Marvel movies?

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Say literally anything that pops into your mind, dude. Saying "if giant ants attacked you what would be your weapon of choice" is better than saying nothing at all. And usually taking whatever subject and deviating with relevant info progresses a conversation. "Did you see that movie Them! about the giant ants?" "What movies do you like?" and now you're having a conversation. I'm autistic as fuck but doing this to drive a conversation is the best I can do, and sometimes how stupid I am is some sort of charming/weird thing and they're actually into it because I'm interesting or not boring, so they've said.

>heyy

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>tantan

never heard of it. Is this a new zoomer app?

You not got a camera on your phone faggot?

This is unironically useful advice. It essentially gets you past "where do you work and what do you do for hobbies" which are super lame questions in the dating question-and-answer game and straight to asking her a couple leading questions to get her to spill everything, which is the key to "holding a conversation" when one side is expected to do all the work.

shit I'm going to put this in my bio its gold

It's a Chinese dating app used almost exclusively by Asians. Being white on Tantan is the internet dating version of easy-mode, but I've heard that it only works when you aren't a retard who uses zoomie boomie doomie bloomie terminology, so you might struggle.