Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese

>dat speech

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those burgers looked dry af

Do Americans really eat this?

>putting cum on a grilled cheese
Do Americans REALLY do this?

They look weird because they're steamed, but they are actually very moist.

Chef was a fucking dogshit movie
>go in expecting a good, kino, relaxed movie about the art of cooking and taste harmony
>WHAT'S A TWEETER?
>TRTWEET RETWEER LIKE LIKE LIKE
>YEEEEELP! YEYEYEYELLLLLPPP!
>trip to fucking Cuba.
At this point I quit.

>oiling the pan when it already has butter
retard alert

Tampopo

why do brainlets post this? can they really not tell the difference between the sizes of the two burgers?

too high bread%

It was Miami.
Did you seriously think they were driving the food truck back to LA from Cuba?

What are some food kinos?

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Burnt was actually pretty good

MY NAME CHEF

Sandra Bullock looks hot in a uniform

Unless you are implying that Gordon Ramsey grew exponentionally in size before he shot the lower video, those burgers are very obviously not the same size.

These are some good /ck/ films

FUCKING HELL FAVREAU ITS RAW YOU DONKEY

The hundred foot journey is kino.

alton brown would disagree because the cheese itself is not being grilled

bumpes

I cant stand Favreau, he annoys the shit out of me.

big night

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based

this. Also, Like Water for Chocolate.

he has tattoos now? lmao what a faggot

>"sandwich"
>it's just cheese
sandwiches need to be eliminated. only burgers should be spared.

>timpampo
kek

FOR FUCKS SAKE FAVREAU RELAX ITS JUST A BOWL OF CEREAL

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is that the guy who bragged about trying to kill his own son for smoking pot?

ja/ck/ thread?

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based jack seethe more you pothead

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he's like the buster keaton of cooking

niger

the point is that you couldnt fit either one in your mouth. Even Ramseys burger is like 5 inches tall

Kumar's actor was only eating buns because he's vegetarian.

HOT DAMN

can't believe i watched this whole shit

the only right answer

I can’t stand faggots who make burgers or sandwiches that can’t fit into a human mouth. Show some restraint the star should be the meat. I ate at Guy Fieri’s restaurant in vegas and he put fucking mac and cheese on his burger.

...

Stick to hot pockets.

How the fuck does a raw yam and a chunk of hot dog cook evenly

This movie was normie as fuck. Felt like I was watching Modern Family or something. Basic.

this movie was cringe and akin to sly larping as a boxer with rocky

Eat Drink Man Woman
Big Night
La Grande Bouffe

What is this? I want to see the finished product and how many marines she plans to feed

>White bread
>Third-rate American cheese
>All that butter
>Cheap oil
Yeah, looks like Ameriburger "cuisine"

Heeeello everyone this is... running on empty... food review.

spic cuisine coming through

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I love grilled cheese. I literally eat it every day, sometimes twice a day. It's honestly like 40% of my daily calories.

this one hurts me the most
more like 140%

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This thread started off good but became disgusting

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reminder that jack had a stroke and he deserved it

WAS IT FROM EATING ONE OF HIS HIDEOUS CONCOCTIONS

FIGURE HE WOULD HAVE DIED FROM FOOD POISONING LONG AGO

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Legit be careful. Theres a news story recently of some neet only eating pringles and white bread for years. He went blind. So at the very least get yourself a multivitamin or some jalapeno poppers.

Saucr

How does he get out?

>that much cheese

a single "single" is enough for me thanks

he needs to sell all the eggs first

A L L THE EGGS

Through the eggsit.

>We were supposed to have this by now
Movies lied to me

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>Americans

we're watching REAL LIFE GOOKS cooking food RIGHT NOW

fuck you

Delicatessen.

What are some good movies about Timpampo starting right now

No Reservations was fucking terrible

fuck your mother in the urethra with a fish skeleton

Why would he get out? The eggs are here.

Anyone seen Waiting with Ryan Reynolds? I loved that movie when i was a teen. Not really about food but still had some scenes

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>Trump wants to keep out this

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SURLY

americaaaa

>it's an ad
Immediate 0/10

Thank fucking god.

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Looked hot before the nose job made her look like Michael Jackson too.

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O Brasil é do caralho.

Kek.

youtube.com/watch?v=q3t1cNd6QoA

Yummy z grade eggs

fuck is the dude in the foreground eating?

>doesn't close his mouth while chewing
>you can still tell he's breathing extremely heavily out his fucking nose

They all fall out of chickens the same way, user.
In a 3rd world country, there's a decent chance that chicken didn't live it's entire life in a tiny cage, standing in it's own shit, pumped with antibiotics so as not to die from the filth.
It was probably just a chill 3rd world chicken pecking grain and enjoying chicken life outside with the other chickos.

>removing pepperoni

Truly Marty's son was a piece of shit

I think it's great how you can see the exact moment he has a mild stroke. Medical kino

Timpamp now playing.

4u

I remember this being a lot more impressive. It's literally the basic way of making a grilled cheese sandwich on an actual grilltop. Get over it guys

Pounding back 4 or 5 raw egg shooters

>4 or 5
He's like a little baby, he's not even eating the shells.

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Well actually, I think the son only got kicked out of the house for smoking weed. Jack choked him out for pushing the mother because >you don't lay hands on a woman or some shit

Looks like a big old slip of shit

I check out once she starts putting chocolate on there. How the fuck can that possibly work?

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what are some chinese food kinos?

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Is this gore? It's chink so I'd prefer not to watch it if it's gore

whatever this is, it can not be for human consumption

no

Yeah I watched it, it's fucked up but if it's from china it's not surprising

Is Vatel foodkino or just a great movie? Also yall ever eaten nontraditional stuff? I have had fire roasted grubs, tastes like straight charcoal. Rattlesnake tastes like chicken and feels like fish. Beef cheek is amazing. I can't find a good place with tongue though.

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Can mexican anons tell me where in their country this fucking abomination is from so I can never visit. I bet this is some Chilango shit

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It aint, it's for chink consumption

Looks like it's from mexican americans, you can see flaming hot cheetos. They don't sell those here.

Lol

I haven't ate all day and this looks really tasty

D R O P P E D
R
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shit wypipo do

Chef is unironically kino

Sexy...

>that many drinks
for what fucking purpose

i hope those ants are paying customers

What a gay ass gimmick burger, I wonder how both these dudes feel about getting pushed out as hollywood's #1 pajeet and asian

this is very dangerous to eat this number of eggs

The only thing you'll be in danger of is leaving humanity behind.

Ratatouille is one of the greatest American animated movies, Cloudy shouldn't be on that list with it

jap cooking was kino

why is frida kahlo serving burgers

cannibal holocaust

at least it's not sopa de sushi

ein dupplz

this the turtle scene is gr8

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hello?? is this a threat what did you mean

absolute foodkino

Not gonna lie that looks pretty god

why not just microwave a cheese sandwich? it melts too

Mushy bread, user, you disgusting cretin.

what's wrong with mushy food? it's easier on the roof of your mouth

yes I also like my cereal mushy

Back to the Future had the best product placements ever
>Pizza Hut dehydrated pizzas
>Black and Decker Hydrator
>Pepsi Perfect
>Nike self-lacing shoes
>Mattel hoverboards
>Texaco futuristic gas stations

And we got ONE of those. This is bullshit.

Can we start some kind of kickstarter to track down this user and have him killed? I mean really, microwaved grilled cheese sandwiches? We live in a society.

wew

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He's only white in America.

If you toast the bread and just microwave it until the cheese gets melted, it's not too bad.

Yeah, I'm going to stick with "delicious" over "not too bad", thanks.

I pity those that don't have access to white castle

I can eat fifty eggs

don't do that you will die of egg poisoning

what the fuck is his problem?

Prove it. Stream now.

ghetto grilled cheese we used to call these

Boiled for fifteen minutes. Then peeled. I eat all fifty in one hour.

Based mouse

She has more than her recommended caloric intake just from putting the ingredients in the pot.

Ok Cool Hand Luke, but Brando can eat 51

James Coney Island Grill has a far superior slider, unfortunately it's a seasonal menu item.

The worst part is when he takes it out and cuts it

The buns are also laid over the patties while they cook so the steam goes into the buns, too.

There is too much trans fat in this thread

Oh damn. I never noticed that
The first one it clearly is just the buns
Is he just vegetarian or 100% vegan because there's not even cheese

They're bees

It's not the calories that will fuck you up, it's all the bread you're eating every day.

KINO movie

yeah they BEE all over that FOOD

Not this piece of shit for sure

Fuck I bet that tastes amazing

When you need to consume 10,000 mgs of salt

Jesus how hard is it to put a fucking net or something over your tent

Funny enough, I ate at Gordon's pub in Vegas and had an excellent rib eye. Later I got a fantastic lap dance from a clinically insane stripper that showed me pictures of her kids and her at a martial arts tournament receiving a trophy. I asked her how much to choke me and she didn't bat an eye before responding "$250 for light, $400 if you want to pass out."

These same spics would probably turn their noses up at a Chapulinas. It's mind boggling.

I go to a taco place that offers tongue. It's exactly how you expect -- soft beef with a velvety texture.

I fucking hate these fuckhuge burgers. They're impossible to eat. And the bread turns to paste within minutes.

Yeah, sure it looks like a yummy omelette until you realize that this guy has gone his entire life without washing his hands after taking a shit.

You fuckers need to watch Big Night. It's absolute food/chef kino.

Seconded on the multivitamins, but look into something with some essential amino acids as well.

What are some kinos with this aesthetic?

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Oh maron! It's just how my mudda used to make! Rest in peace!

>what's some good /ck/ films?
Little Forest: Summer/Autumn
Little Forest: Winter/Spring

youtu.be/-XZl7E85Pt4
youtu.be/aoCXwcoNguc

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Every MTF operation.

The one thing I would recommend that is reasonably available (specialty meat markets and online orders, plus regional availability) is alligator. I've had cuts that taste like shrimp flavored chicken and other cuts that taste like chicken flavored pork chop. It's really good, and at $11 a pound is not so expensive that it's outside of just trying it for shits and giggles.
Lengua and cachete, or tongue and cheek, is really good if you can find it. The slightly firmer, but fattier cheek and the tongue work great together.

His fucking skin tone and those single-colored t-shirts that fat fucks r forced to wear because they're the only cheap thing in their size grosses me out more than anything.

Is Jay Leno sexually assaulting Jessica Biel with chocolate?

Every time she added something I thought to myself, "This can't get any more gross." Then it kept going.

This entire thread makes me want to throw up.

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God, chicken is fucking disgusting. I will never understand eating this bird rat ass meat

have you ever washed your hands after taking a shit?

El atrocidad...

based sliders

>Ctrl + F Jiro Dreams of Sushi
>0 results

True patricians wash their hands before they take a shit. My shit is so sweetly rose scented I don't want to ruin the subtle floral notes of my bowel movements with the stink of pleb sweat from my busy day of slapping my servants in the face.

he died at the end, so yeah

One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is "Jiro Dreams of Sushi". One of the least popular? "Jiro Nightmares of Ass-Rape"

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which kino is this?

>joey
>not food dip

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Demolition man was pure kino.
Just the right amount of consistent cheesiness (thread related?) to be comfy, nothing stands out in the movie as being "too silly" compared to the rest of it.
>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

el americano promedio...

kek

The "slider" was basically invented as a way to make a "burger" as cheap as humanly possible while still being tasty enough to be worth purchasing.
The patty is usually made from like 1/3 to 1/4 the amount of ground beef used for a normal burger patty; cut with onions because they're dirt cheap, cheaper than cheap beef, and add mass and flavor; smashed as flat as possible to fill out the width of a medium dinner roll (slider bun), served with the usual bottles of condiments because condiments add flavor and are also dirt cheap. Altogether each slider would only cost you like 1/3 the price of a medium hamburger, or less. May have been a depression-era thing too, as a way of saving on expensive ingredients while still being able to sell/buy a "hamburger" at a reasonable price.

>Is Jay Leno sexually assaulting Jessica Biel with chocolate?
no, he is trying to be the architect

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what the fuck, how stupid a person can be?

she's a babe

>all that shit
>all that sauce
it surely already taste like digested food

holy fuck never saw this one

>literally three entire limes in one dish

What the fuck Mexico

>Marruchan noodles
>Doritos
pls stahp
>fucking lemon on fucking noodles
what the fuck
but hey, somebody does this for a living and thats ok, good for them, i hope they can make good money.

>microwave
what kind of disgusting piece of shit are you?

I've always hated grilled cheeses. I feel like a fucking psycho because everybody else constantly says how much they love them but I can't take more than 3 bites without wanting to puke because of how rich it is. I've tried them at multiple places too. Do I have autism?

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They are eating crave cases, you can't wash down that many sliders with only 1 drink.

>spend childhood watching movies where mice have personalities
>meanwhile in reality mom gets them at the house
>uses glue traps
>really good for catching them
>killing not so much
>so they spend days in a panic trying to free themselves before starving to death
>I'm asked to do the "humane" thing and club them over the head to end their suffering
>imagine poor mice having a family somewhere
>then I kill it anyway
>because the thing is as good as dead and it is suffering
>I make it quick
>mfw adulthood is murdering your childhood memories a little more each day

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Definitely a tourist city. Maybe tj or chihuahua, maybe Mexico city idk.

at about 17 seconds in this webm, i might just be projecting but, when she stands there looking at what shes doing for a second it seems like she has kind of a moment of clarity and gets really sad and filled with self loathing which makes her think fuck it im going to double down and just add a fuck load of chocolate because i hate myself

>Out of all of these options
>We got shitty shoes

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Fatkino

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I will never understand Latin food, it looks absolutely disgusting.

Don't they cook in sewer water or some shit?

Mouse Hunt

its literally the worst fast food

youtube.com/watch?v=TRXcFp5rXHY

I feel you, but after having rented a room in a mouse infested place and seeing/killing them in a Domino's I worked at I now fully see them as vermin

based madman is back

Wow... Los creaturas Americanos... Mon Deus ai caramba aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai

No. People are supposed to grow out of grilled cheese. They're like a once every 13 year thing the second you turn 10.

hehe whats da matter wite boi, cant handle the flava? baka

shut up

Damn. You can see it. The real her trying not to burst into tears. If you're going to kill yourself you may as well have fun doing it.

I agree, favreau is fucking obnoxious and this movie is cringeworthy

hello newfag

this desu

She's ridiculously hot in Demolition Man. Honestly the hottest she's ever been.

I want to eat that timpano so badly.

Dude get a fucking cat. Let the nature do the job.

How the FUCK are you supposed to eat burgers that big that cant fit into your mouth? Everytime i go out and get one like this it becomes a fucking mess

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Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

>takes it off the plate to cut it just to put it back on the plate
why not just cut it while it's still on the plate?

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God i love the la beast, but like 90% of his content is live streams and shit now

lmao
dis negrump dumb af

A well sharpened knife will scratch a plate.

based

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I really like grilled cheese

>t. mouthlet
nah just kidding I feel you senpai
there's a comfortable middle ground.
I'm not into that crushed burger meme either

>water for chocolate
Lmao
I watched that when I was perhaps too young to actually understand what was going on.
All I remember is some unwanted whale of a wife dying whilst still farting.

This thing is supposed to be German, right?

What is this even called?
Does it have a name?

If you dont take passion in what you do and dont try to do the very best you can, then why are you doing it ?

This. The great irony of food.

Now I feel sad

I was doing this when i was 5 years old, what's the point?

you've got a immune system for a reason and it needs practice

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Just unhinge your jaw bro

Don't worry. I've worked in laboratories with rats and mice. Mice are brainless little shits and assholes that warrant death. Rats are pretty chill and bro though. Sometimes I'd walk around the lab with rats chilling in my lab coat pockets hanging out with me as I worked.

>tfw you're so fucking incompetent that you accidentally create non-newtonian fluid instead of a marinade
why the fuck does this retard get subs
are literally all of his views just ironic viewers laughing at his stupidity?

Glad u asked
youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04
Yes they take shitwater and boil it

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Doesn't he have a line of sauces for sale now?

Bullshit. No man can eat fifty eggs.

King of Cookery

Yeah but Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs which is 60 proving once again no one eats like Gaston.

to be fair pickle pizza isn't bad
it's good with meatballs or sausage so it tastes like a burger

This is what peak america looks like. Get used to it

Chinese Cooking Kino?
Here you go lads.
youtu.be/0vLpE8483a4

>non-newtonian

holyfuck my sides

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Joey is pure YouTube kino. One of the few conservative celebrities

Dude holy shit you can tell how hard hes fucking breathing by the size of his damn nostrils. They look like they could cool a fucking engine.

>t. non reptilian master race.

>overproduced grilled cheese
it's an analogy for the MCU

this is some /fit/ motivation right here

its from a german tv show its fake

It's like they are trying to make gourmet prison food.

So her fat disgusting body is fake too? Wow

Its /fit/ meme faggot

neck yourself you retard
you bring down the collective worth of humanity

That's the only way to make money on Youtube now, he even made videos about it.

Why go through so much trouble when it's still just chips with a bunch of shit on it?

The thing is we dont want them pochos back. That shit is disgusting.

No way really unless you use a push down on it which may make it fit but turn into a flat mess or you slice it which puts you on the same tier as that fag in that one webm where he dabs tissues on his pizza.

back when pajeet and asians werent insufferable

Definitely, makes me feel hungry.

Virgin Eggboy vs the Chad Eggman

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>He hasn't taken the ultimate diet pill

>Best after meal taste
>Works great with coffee

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Reminder that something as easy as an omelette is considered the go-to pinpointer for world class chefs to judge other chefs on their cooking abilities.

3 eggs, salt, pepper. That's it. But the difference between a shitty omelette and a decent omelette is still absolutely extreme.

>Eating (((fast food)))

Dude, why don't you just eat some broccoli and rice. Put some hot sauce in it, LMAO.

Do I have to be one of these just to eat the fucking thing?

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>unironically slow roasting your lungs so you can pass out climbing a flight of stairs by the time you're 40, just for that little cummie with each stick
Smoking addiction is the ultimate coomer blue pill

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you're a big man

kek

ROTATE THE CHEESE!

ROTATE THE WORLD!

Fucking Kino deep meaning there! Thanks Jon Fabreeze!

>t. triggered fatty
loose weight so you can have sex lol

that looks like a deliciously moist slab of fruit cake

one of the worst movie related letdowns in my life is when i finally had a white castle burger and it tasted like garbage dogshit. it was worse than those microwaved am/pm gas station burgers. literal mcdoubles from fucking mcdonalds shit on these pieces of shit. this really was an ad movie. piece of shit.

It's a stupid design but it's meant to pull in people via aesthetics. It will always be messy. You'll have to piece it up on the plate.

Ramsay is such a ham for the cameras. Can't blame him too much, it's what the US audience want. He's a lot calmer on the UK show, even got out bantered by a mad lad.

Oh man you're missing the best part of this whole video, when he takes it out, cuts it and tosses like 2 fucking olives onto the saucy monster

kek, i get it

Brazillanon here, eat these all the time, gringos can't taste real foodkino even if hit them in their creatura skulls.

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have a big mouth

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OY
YAH
SEASON
YAH
ASSEMBUW
YEH
ROIGHT
LETTUCE
ON THE BOTTOM
BURGAH
TOASTED BUN
YAH
THIS
WILL
BE
OUR TALLEST
BURGAH
EVAH
AND
IT STARTS
ROIGHT
...
...
...
NAOW

fucking niggers lol

Tbf there's probably like 50g of protein in one of those patties. Maybe some infectious diseases too but the protein is good

probably a lot less than 50g. that's like twice what you'd get from beef, and the bugs are like 60% exoskeleton, 20% puss.

There was this chinese (?) Movie where an old cook prepared some food for his family. The scene was a couple of minutes and showed it in pretty great detail. Was kino but I can't remember the name.

Nah they are pretty rich.
I prefer tuna melts as the tuna offsets the cheesiness quite well.

Eat Drink Man Woman

It does look like a spread, doesn't it?

Fuck, at least they're cooking that shit.

I can't imagine eating like that as a free man.

I would unironically eat rat meat if the rats were healthy.

Yuck that is almost raw

Thank you user. That was it. How is the movie? Is there more food kino at another point?

Not Mexico at least. That shit looks disgusting

>15 minutes

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Not Mexico city. We have some disgusting shit, but not at that level

R-tard

Comfy as fuck

>20% puss
20 = >0
brb grabbing me a shit ton of bugs
see ya later virgins lmao