Yesterday

the connection with Oasis was kinda weird too

me on the left

Millennials love the Beatles though.

It's also that he's playing shitty acoustic versions and he's ugly. The Beatles had George Martin, were white, skinny and in their 20's.

trainspotting, millions, 28 days later, sunshine, shallow grave, all good or kino.
Ever since he's made trash and has become obsessed with poos. How did become such a hack?

Yeah, because Beatles are icon. There are tons of other bands from the same era that made music that was not any worse than that of Beatles but noone cares about them today because they never achieved the fame Beatles did.

Oh I guess that's right.

The film is a perfectly mediocre romcom with weirdly great direction. It's the sort of film you'd expect from a first-time director proving that they were great and were going places. Instead, it's the afterthought of a great director who needed work after leaving his Bond film and had a writer friend who convinced him it might be a bit of a laugh.
There's nothing bad about it. It's just generic and cliched. But the premise is still kind of interesting and it's funny. If you want a romcom, you can't really do much better. But the teenagers on Yea Forums don't want romcoms, they want capeshit with blood and swearing

Trance and T:2 are both absolute kino. I can tell you're a fucking pleb

127 Hours and Steve Jobs were okay.

>all these people judging the film without watching it
He literally does get zero attention when he first starts playing the Beatles songs. No one gives a shit and he goes through a whole epiphany of realising he's uncharismatic and lacking the "it" factor

>There are tons of other bands from the same era that made music that was not any worse than that of Beatles

But that's not true. Other bands struggled to write more than one or two songs which were as good as some of the Beatles' middling ones. The heights they reached far exceeded those of any of their contemporaries, and they reached these heights having been cut from the same teenybopper cloth as the rest of them. Paul and John were exceptionally talented songwriters whose consistency and quality during their heyday remains unparalleled. The people who act like they were a fluke or it was marketing that made them popular are musically illiterate to a hopeless degree.

this film would have been successful if they cast someone like Harry Styles in the lead role instead of some browno

Well said fren

Ok maybe but not on the level of 28 days later or trainspotting.
Aside from Rosario Dawson's amazing tits, ass and pussy...Trance was mediocre and forgettable. Never saw T:2 but it looked like it would be a mediocre sequel and a desperation move from Boyle.

No, millennials love saying that they like the Beatles and wear the album art shirts so they can pretend they're different

Is the web-dl release out yet?

>implying the world wouldn't be different if the world's greatest band and the shakespearean conflict between its two brothers didn't exist

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A lot of movies require leaps of faith for their basic premise

Imagine Yesterday but with Mutahar.

It was a movie about a pajeet, and I don't want to see pajeets in movies. It was fucking boring.

>Poo fantasy about seeing songs by a bunch of white dudes to score himself a white girl
Now imagine if the movie was about a White dude singing Earth Wind & Fire to score with all the sisters

Sounds way funnier desu

If they did it as a comedy starring Bill Burr or someone like that I'd watch the hell out of it

>pajeet on the poster
big yikes

>YESTERDAY THE SHITTING STREET WAS SO FAR AWAY!

i would watch if /ourgirl/ Lily's love interest wasn't a Pajeet

WHY DON'T WE POO POO IN THE ROAD

Generic pixie girl-loser lovestory where a girl will obsess over some broken self-insert for absolutely no reason.

In the end, the loser is healed by a nice piece of ass and HAD SEX, thus being accepted in pre-credits heaven where he is married and has mulatto children with way-out-of-his-league pixie girl who would never get one feet close to him in real life.

There is also music from the Beatles, but that goes nowhere because everywhere we have to see women and minorities in position of power. It just ruins the verossimilitude of it all. The movie is little more than a 2 hours long Ed Sheeran music clip.

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Fucking disgusting. Can't us poos get a blonde girl for once?

>Oasis
>not shit

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This

Girls don't like pajeets. Who do they think is going to watch this?

Basically the average beatle fan in 60'

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You know the film already came out and was moderately successful right?

In India?

You forgot Seal

OI LADS TURNS OUT OIM DUH ONWEE ONE WHO KNOWS ABOW DUH BEETOWS

Right -- fuck off, Rasheed, yeah?
*does drum solo upon the skulls of yanks and soft cunts*
SO SALLY CAN WAIT SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY/
MY SOUL SLIDES AWAY BUT 'DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER' I HEARD YOU SAY/

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Damn Hitler looks like that?

> He's too young to remember when Oasis were "The new Beatles" of the 90s.

Hi Zoomie!

no

Boku Wa Beatles did it before him.

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