So Skeksis are Jews and Gelflings are Goyim? Am I understanding this right?

So Skeksis are Jews and Gelflings are Goyim? Am I understanding this right?

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It is known.

Is this good?

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>make up 1% of the population, but control 99% of the dark crystal
you are being racist, user

yes

CRYSTALCHADS! THREAD IS CALLING!

This is Antiskekmitic hate speech, I’m contacting the SKDL as we speak.

THE GELFLING KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

>oy vey, why do gelfling hurt us so?

Yes.

Who started this meme of doing powerrankings in Spanish? Is it an Yea Forums thing?

Dragon Bal Super threads created all kinds of cancer

are the skeksis from skekistan?

t. chamberlain

quick rundown on this show?

looks very weird

>crouched posture
>long, beaked noses
>rule through lies and deceit
>greedy
>guilt-trip their subjects
>a minority in power
>draining = blood libel
>promote that a former enemy (the Ascendancy) invade their subject lands
>one of them is self-hating and contructs a golem-like creature
>skeksis = kikesss

wtf Netflix

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remember not to bully cute Podlings
its a crime against natur

Why the fuck are there so suddenly this many threads about cartoon film from 1982, am I missing something?

Yeah, you are definitely missing something.

>1982
mhmmmm?

So you're saying that if I succeed at your little "trial by stone" game you'll crown me your new emperor?
Well then stand aside, your new dominar shall prove himself.

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Watch Thunderbolt Fantasy.

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Absolutely based

Chink puppets are too unexpressive.

They made a surprisingly good Netflix series

no thanks
I love the TDC universe and lore though it happens to be puppets, not the other way around

I can say the same about Thunderbolt Fantasy, that' why I recommend it.

Skekmal does nothing for me, he's all muscles and no real skkills

>>skeksis = kikesss

skekpilled

Why is there no Skeksis named SkekKek

>SekKek
Quick.
Someone shop a smug Pepe head on a skeksi and a Wojak head on a podling.

Bros I'm torn. On the one hand having the based hmmmmster I'll the general was satisfying, on the other hand having Rian say
>I'm not a killer
Was the dumbest thing in the show.
What do?

Correct

He's pretty based user
>No essence
>No soft castle life
>Lives only for the hunt
>More youthful and powerful than any other skeksis

>no real skills

He's a hunter and a survivalist, he's one of the most skilled of the skeksis for sure.

Same. He looks and acts like a generic fantasy baddie, his personality and appearance have none of that flair all the other skeksis have.

Podlings are gypsies

>bowling this gelfling
>WITH NO SURVIVVORS

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>"SKEKFAG, SKEKOWITZ, SKEKBERG, YOU'RE BEING SUMMONED! Your Emperor has a task for you! You'll have to travel to the Valley of Silicon Crystals, and force the Tech Reptiloids to change the search results for "White American Family" on Google Images!"

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This show must have cost so much to make.
How many millions of people need to watch this for Netflix to green light season 2?

Holy shit it's real.

The ABSOLUTE and IRREVOCABLY state of the United States of America.

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>"SKEKSTEIN, SKEKOWITZ, SKEKBERG, YOU'RE BEING SUMMONED! Your Emperor has a task for you! You'll have to travel to the Valley of Silicon Crystals, and force the Tech Reptiloids to change the search results for "White Gelfling Family" on Crystal Image search!"

F.T.F.Y.

it looks like it took lots of efford, but its still less expensive than 10min of pure CGI

Not true at all user, CGI is cheap. Hand animation and practical shit like this costs way more.

Do you have to remember the dark crystal to start this? Looks interesting

Can't outsource puppets to sweatshop chink kids.

No. This show is a prequel to the movie.

>Fifth result for "White American Family" is a pair of nigger dykes.

I should be surprised...but I'm not.

Go back to /pol/

Dilate back to /hell/

Not sure but the Average demand expressions are 37,741,583

>DUDE THIS PUPPET SHOW IS REAL LIFE

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What’s the dark crystal equivalent of nazi trannies?

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I like how incels use the term blood libel to talk about something they think is true

Low IQ pol mutts

So /pol/trannys see themselves as dumb manlets that get btfo all the time?

It’s not the Jews fault nobody likes pic related

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Imagine being so obsessed with Jews you see them everywhere you go

Let's play spot the JIDF.
Settle down heebs. It's just banter.

is it a crime in America to shoot garlic? is this some kind of sacred veggie?

>The Nazis were all transsexuals
>Transsexuals are women
>Believe women
>Women can't lie
>The Nazis were right about everything

Very progressive!

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t. Stupid dirty podling

I was just pointing out that the Skeksis have some similarities with the antisemitic caricature, but it is interesting that you can only point out that blood libel is untrue but not everything else.

Based

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>getting this mad that someone pointed out youre So stupid you don’t know what libel means
Dilate

Why are incels so obsessed with Jews? Literally nobody but fat repulsive goblinos freak out like this

If the Nazis were all LGBTQ that means that they really were the ubermensch since fags are perfect beings.
that means they have the perfect form of government.

Not mad, just trying to understand what you are trying to say. Maybe something is lost translation while phoneposting.

It's not just /pol/tards that suffer from this kind of mental illness.

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So whites are:
>small
>weak
>stupid
>easily dominated
>run by women
>no match for a Jew
>dirty/smelly
>uneducated
>primitive
>look like rodents
>scammers and swindlers who sell drugs to each other
>dependent on Jews for their only shot at victory (heretic, duel glaive, etc)

Both sides are trannys it’s the common component of the horseshoe

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I hate how the extreme of both sides shoehorn politics into things

Don’t forget cowards that backstab each other constantly

he was a perfectly adequate one-season antagonist tho. Very cool seeing a skeksis preserved in its prime, but its good he didn't overstay his welcome. These henson chads know what they're doing.

Yes, we are weak, we are naive, easily manipulated. We betray each other. Doesn't change the fact that Skeksis are Jews. Pure evil.

Remember when japanese RPGs used Gelflings as playable races?

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t. self-hating cuck

everyone likes skesis and finds them the highlight of the show and stupid weak gelflings to be an annoyance when on screen

I 'member

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if you had sex, you'd stop being so obsessed with jews that you see them in children's puppet shows

Have skeks

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Fucking based skeksi!

Fucking kike blown the fuck out!

You first tranny

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>tfw there's a (You) in that list

Stay mad multi-replier.

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hello /antifun, you arrived late this time

Just trying to help you man this shit can’t be healthy

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Based trans advocate standing up to transphobes

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even the nerd looks hot AF

how does associating transsexuals with a genocidal political parties helping the trans community exactly?

QUIET INCEL!

You’re defending the largest trans movement in history from obvious trans phobes

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>cartoon
Skekmal will cut out your lying tong as a trophy.

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This poster speaks truth, yesssss....

Skeksis are good protectors of crystal

Skeksis are friend to gefling. Forgive anons for anti skeksisitsm, forgive...

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>bringing up trannies for no reason

obsessed

Just let people talk about the show and make jew jokes

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A recent research paper done at the Crystal Castle reported Gelfling women have skeksis receptors all over the surface of their pussy walls. These receptors are responsible for determining arousal levels during copulation.

>Hmmmmmmmm......Gelfling cannot resist the BSC (Big Skeksis Cock) yes? Hmmmmmmm

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Are the gelfling supposed to be short, or are the skeksis tall?

Boka babi, yamda shoshi

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Podlings are Finns

if a skeksis falls into water does he get wet or does the water get skeksy

>Oats a nay sword
>Oats a spoon! SILLY SPOON!

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Hup is /ourguy/

He played way too much chex quest.

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Hup will upgrade to a spork in the next season.

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You know how some people blame every little thing on Donald Trump?

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Underrated post

You know how Trump is an Israeli puppet?

I think he was pointing out that the term "blood libel" means false accusation (and has nothing to to with draining blood anyway), and writing something like "draining = blood libel" makes you look even more brain damaged than you are

People have been blaming stuff on Donald Trump since before he took office.

People have been blaming stuff on the Jews since time immemorial.

Both can be funny though.

Nah, writers of the show are not your typical sub-IQ schizoid /pol/cels, thus there's no reason for them to associate between jews and Skeksis

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in S2 he will summon the Great Wiseau to aid him
>haha what a story, Deet
>anyway how is your dreamfasting live

Why have I seen this post in literally every dark crystal thread??
Can you leave us alone to enjoy our puppet kino?

I WANT TO FREL SIKOZU SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FREL FREL FREL FREL SIKOZU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FREL I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE BIOLOID WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL I WANNA PUMP PUMP FREL FREL HER BIOLOID BUTT
I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FRELIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FREL SIKOZU I WANT TO FREL SIKOZU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FREL SIKOZU I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER BIOLOID PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE SIKOZU I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FREL SIKOZU I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT SIKOZU HELP ME FREL SIKOZU SO HORNY FOR BIOLOID ASS OMG PLEASE FREL FREL FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL OH MY FRELING GOD IMAGINE BEING DOMINAR RYGEL THE XVI, ROYAL SOVEREIGN OF MORE THAN 600 BILLION LOYAL SUBJEST, RULER OF THE HYNERIAN EMPIRE AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT RYGEL ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FREL FREL FREL I WANT TO FREL SIKOZUI WANT TO FREL SIKOZU

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Can’t spell “skeksis” without “kikes”.

>tfw your race is only known for being smelly niggers

>Why have I seen this post in literally every dark crystal thread
Why are you lying? I posted this only once, and why do you get assblasted at anons over answering OP's question?

nah you've definite been in more than one thread and posted that word for word

Use the archives and check for yourself, dumbass

I've seen that same post word for word in other threads user. Why are you so butthurt by the comparisons between bird monsters and jews?

Based

*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*

Ahem...
I Rygel XVI, Ruler of the Hynerian Empire, Dominar to over six hundred billion subjects, believe the Skeksis to be truly marvelous overseers of an otherwise uncivilized backwater planet.
I commend the Skeksis for their visionary leadership and guidance over a lowly and unworthy populace.

FRELL GELFLINGS!
FRELL PODLINGS!
FRELL AUGHRA!
FRELL THE MYSTICS!
FRELL FIZZGIG!
FRELL CRICHTON!
but most importantly..
FRELL BLUE-ASSED BITCHES

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ok, There is is from the last dark crystal thread
explain yourself.

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>arguing with an intelligent bot

Saved.
I need moar Farscape copypastas

>pointing out the writers are not sub-iq /pol/cels is being assblasted
keep projecting, also
>I've seen that same post word for word in other threads user
Then use the archives and prove it
That's right, that's the only time I posted this other than this thread, despite numerous threads about this show being opened by obsessed /pol/cels

>hurr durr imma bot
user you're just a retard. You wish you were as intelligent as a bot.

fuck off and die

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based

>then prove it
proves it
>um, that's the only time i posted user believe me.
user just stop embarrassing yourself.

So jews are unstoppable badasses and whites are short stupid mouse people that get btfo?

"I have two fathers" Lol not a kids show go back to your pride parade and kiss kids

I find the connections too humorous to ignore, desu
Funny stuff grow a funny bone will you

>ywn be as happy as this motherfucker playing the most based character in the franchise

lad is living the dream

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so then, the ultimate destiny of Jews is to not only win but combine with cosmic entities for eternal paradise while the ultimate destiny of whites is destruction and use as chattle

I wish I was jewish

Well Jews are unstoppable now, if any whites speak out, they'll be castigated and shunned the way Rian was in the show.

Imagine how fun this show must have been to work on in-general

>I seen this post in literally every dark crystal thread!!
>Numerous threads about dark crystal
>only one result with that post
Brainlet

stonewood aren't white

>dumb incel doesn’t know what libel means
Top kek

I know what I want to be for halloween now.

Nazi trannys get really mad when you name them

Why does pol push these BBC fantasy memes so hard

It the skesis won ultimately too. Whites are weak and pathetic

I know I wouldn't be able to resist all three Skesis dicks. I'd have them shove all three in my butthole at once.

I guess so kek

Just watched the original film to prepare me for the series.

It fucking sucks.

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>thread mocking jews
>b-but nazis

Crazy thought, you don't have to be a nazi to recognize zog and jewish nepotism

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Haahahahahhahahahahahahaha, FAGGOT

no really if you can't appreciate aesthetics you're fucked

Nah, Jews just exploit our good nature.

The movie has some serious pacing issue, still, the idea is good and the Skeksis are cool.
The series is much better because it explore them a lot more. Look the first episode, you will get it.
Sadly watching the movie will give you a completely different taste of the series.

I appreciate the practical effects, general feel of otherworldly-ness and creature design but everything else is mediocre at best

We may be weak and conquered gelflings but you shitskin POC are fucking podlings. You're the afterthought chattel, so low you won't even really register on their radar until all the prime gelfling essence has been harvested. Sad!

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>post this image in an obvious attempt to start a thread ABOUT THE NEW AND WELL KNOWN TELEVISION SHOW THE DARK CRYSTAL: AGE OF RESISTANCE
>GET BANNED FOR THREE DAYS FOR "OFF TOPIC"

Mods are fucking retarded

What's the best scene in the show?

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>Uhh...no.
>BWAHAHAHAH
Hands down

I work on set for a living doing G&E work for film and telivision and it would be a dream come true to do a project like this. I can’t even imagine how much fun it would be to light a set like this.

Show set in a strange alien high fantasy world in which a crystal is responsible for all life. Crystal is given to a race (of secretly evil) beings called the Skeksis for safe keeping while it's original keeper goes on a mind quest through space with a device given to her by the Skeksis.

They sap life from the crystal in order to live forever, but it starts running dry, so they begin draining the smaller, weaker race of beings called the Gelflings of their life force instead.

Adventures ensue

JIDF out in full force

I honestly gotta go with the Heretic and Wanderer puppet scene, but the Heretic and Wanderer in general are based

HMMMMMMMMM

This, schizo losers come in all shapes and colors

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The opening with the Hunter and Rian

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HMMMMMMMM

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The Jewish variety being the most prominent. Yes.

You have to read the protocols of the elders of zion first.

kek

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What is with the long nose, hunched over, clawed, evil trope?

Isn't this canard getting old?

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Is the joke that the racist, genocidal, ritual-obsessed, fascist skeksis can easily be read as an allegory for Nazis?

I hope you faggots have children if you're watching fucking gay ass puppet show from the 80s.

Art imitates life

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certainly much more plausible than OP's analogy desu

Unironically wouldn't let children watch this,

I agree it's getting old. #FCKH8

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Mmmmmm. American support Israel yessss

Yeah. Great effects, but boring as hell when skeksis aren't on screen. I made the mistake of telling my friend about the new show and mentioning I liked the movie as a kid/its got cult status, so he wanted to watch before show, and complained to me it was boring afterwards.

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Why do trannys get so mad if you mock them

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>excuses for why you’re weak and pathetic

Mad stupid gelfling can’t handle the truth

>copies and pastes from a French book that came out few years earlier
Badly written

>the skeksis cries out in pain as he strikes you

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Dumb weak podling

literally no excuses were presented in my post you shit-colored lil tard

So I watched only first episode and it was really enjoyable and honestly very well made but did they literally copy and paste Skaven from warhammer fantasy as Skeksis?

Absolute unit

No. The series is a prequel to the 1982 Dark Crystal film. The Skeksis are an original Henson character creation.

Young vs old.

No. If anything it's the other way around. Skeksis are designs from the 1982 movie by fantasy artist Brian Froud.

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Agreed like how most nazis were trannies

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Chamberlain was pretty based though. But the one who takes the cake for delicious evil is the scientist for killing his two assistants in an orgy of violence

NIGGERS AND JEWS
THE PUNCHLINE IS NIGGERS, AND JEWS

Almost like all socialists are degenerates.

>killing his two assistants in an orgy of violence
The how was generally bleak and dark, but what the hell was that scene? Can't really get over how cruel that was.

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He was tired of being abused by his emperor so he took out his frustrations on the slaves that were obviously attempting to escape.
He could have easily put them in their place and put them back to work, but he just had enough shit go wrong.

It was delicious though

To be fair the slaves did attack the scientist first by electrocuting him.

The slaves attacked him, how did expect him to react.
>You....Bad

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I mean he kind of deserved to be attacked

>

>Helpless muppet creature being beat to death for trying to escape slavery, lips sewn shut so it can't even scream in pain
>Rated 7+

Based American morals

That because both sides are controlled by jews

The blood spurting on his little pet mouse thing was what really hammered it home.

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no he was beat to death for attacking the scientist was denied the chance to show his battle prowess.

>Slobbering life essence while guffawing and spilling it around like its nothing
>Mocking and stripping Seladon
>Beating stitch-lips to death

Show made me feel genuine unease at times. Have I just gotten soft?

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nah, they just don't make TV shows with this kind of raw grit anymore. Everything is over polished and trying to be inoffensive.

I kekd when hup got chucked by the hunter

or it's exactly the opposite and trying too hard to manufacture unease ala blatant sadist pedo kingsguard guy in GoT.

The scientist killing his slaves made me more uncomfortable than any GoT scene. I think because Dark crystal isn’t excessive

Agreed. I think for me the context of the skeksis being "aliens" really drives home the nasty factor for me. GoT is a wretched world full of assholes all the way from the bottom to the top. Thra is a mostly idyllic realm with a select handful of really evil freaks running amok at the very tip top of the pyramid. That's some scary shit.

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>Have I just gotten soft?
No you just haven't been exposed to proper execution of gruesomeness in media. The past 10 years was filled with nonstop edgy shit where everyone just kills each other because everyone's morally grey or some dumb shit, but this scene pulls off the genuine feeling of witnessing a horrific murder and feeling powerless to stop it

It's also the fact that the audience have seen these two poor creatures being abused for several episodes, and in any "common" fantasy story, they would be freed at some point, but in this they're just made to fucking suffer only to be killed horribly by a madman demon bird.

Yeah. Show presents Thra creatures as child-like - innocent. The Skeksis are so obviously evil and vile, but they know the other creatures are so naive and trusting, they don't even have to hide their depravity. It's like watching sadistic adults beat up and abuse kindergardeners.

two of those scenes gave me an erection

>Skekok
LOL

Skeksis are jews
Gelfing represent the European volk. Specifically the Stonewood are Germans & Anglos, the Grottan are Slavs, and the Vapra are Mediterraneans.
Podlings represent the asiatic peoples: weak but loyal

Now how will he find more retards to kill and stitch to dead spiders?

I think the Vapra would represent Nords more than meds.
The sea faring clan would make more sense as meds.

Skeks’ Feks and Seks (Formerly urSkeks)

The seal the scientist places on the vial is a half finished hexagram too

>THE JEWS
It didn't take long for Dark Crystal threads to be ruined did it?

>hooked beak
>hexagram symbols throughout the castle
>scheming, conniving, back stabbing
hmmmm I do wonder why anons are associating them with jews.

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you think bobb'n was getting chimo'd by his gay fathers?

>I do wonder why anons are associating them with jews
Low IQ, paranoia, schizophrenia

Henson admitted they were jews user.

This movie looks like shit

jim henson was a well known anti-semite. do you really think he died of a 'cold'? millionaires dont die from colds user

Source? I mean other than your ass?

The skeksis are America and the gelding are middle easterners

All of that but also because its fun.

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Confirmed shit taste. Also its a show.

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Ashkenazi jews are 40% more likely to have schizophrenia, btw. But the Skeksis turning podlings into slaves is the most jewish thing to make it on the big screen since Passion.

Even worse. Looks like a shameless cash-in aimed at children with ADHD, for whom the original movie would prove too ponderous.

Playing a Skeksis must have been so much fun.

Original movie is paced like shit. Show is what movie should have been.

Isn't it funny how the name for historic blood rituals has "libel" in the name, mere cohencidence

In the making of documentary they say it's the hardest puppet/costume they've ever had to operate, but fun because the puppeteer is fully concealed.

NPCs gonna NPC

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Does Skeksil make those "hmmm" sounds when he's having sex?

like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=7rE_FG2xauA