Kinos about standing up for yourself in the face of adversity?

Ooohh La Dee Da Mr Gucci Loafers

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You are a sóyboy if you drink any kind of latte. Doesn't matter what type of milk is in it. If you order anything other than black coffee, you have the taste buds of a woman or a child.

Tell that to Europe with their backwards universal healthcare system keeping absolute dregs in the gene pool off the backs of healthy working adults.

>seanyboy
ask me how I know this shit was drawn by an insufferable dick

>my only claim to manliness is my way of drinking coffee
Hit the gym fatty.

>drinking soi
>can't handle real milk
>uses words like "tummy"
Wow, I guess the soi boi memes were real after all

Sounds like I struck a nerve

If you can't drink milk, you aren't white

Imagine being a milklet

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>Amerimutt cope

this will come in handy on Yea Forums

how do you know this was drawn by an insufferable cuck

those are finns on the left but what tribe is the tall nig from?

It was Mr Park Avenue Manicure

based as

no
I drink black coffee. You're still pathetic

>he bought the black coffee meme
t. mocha cappuccino gang

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pampering your masculinity is like the gayest thing i can imagine lmfao

Maasai

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Gotcha.

>I only drink coffee if its 1200 calories

t. Novice Sneedposter

dude's musculature and body fat is ideal

>afraid of flimsy 1200 calories
never gonna make it

we all start somewhere

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH ANY MILK AT ALL! ORDER AN ESPRESSO AND FUCKING BE DONE WITH IT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>le it is funny and you dont get it

you are both retarded and a sóyboy

>tfw milk gives me bad shits but still drink it anyways

What is it about having glasses and a beard that compels them to make that face

>he can't eat or drink dairy
feels good to not be lactose intolerant

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Most people who aren't white are lactose intolerant as adults. An allergy is not indigestion.

>there are faggots who literally can't drink milk

eugenics when?

>he doesnt like tight tummy

Cause he refers to himself as Seanyboy

Chad pastoralists vs virgin farmers

twig marathon runner body is ideal?

why doesn't he drink lactose free milk?
I found out I was slightly lactose intolerant when I was drinking 1l of milk a day, that was some fun diarrhea times

ESPRESSO BITTER, ESPRESSO ICKY
ESPRESSO MAKE MY TUM-TUM SICKY
I NEED MY LATTE WITH SUGAR AND CREAM
IF I DON'T GET IT, I WILL SCREAM
ALL MY DRINKS ARE SWEETIE TREATIES
WHO CARES IF I GET DIABETES
DON'T FORGET WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP
NOW OFF TO BUY A FUNKO POP!

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They're self-conscious about their smiles so make an outlandish face to still stand out

Feels good man

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>If you order anything other than black coffee, you have the taste buds of a woman or a child.
HOLY WOWIE ZOWIE YOU DONT DRINK BLACK COFFEE, EAT HOT SAUCE, DRINK WHISKEY, USE A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD, SHAVE WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR, OR CARRY AROUND A MOLESKIN WITH A FOUNTAIN PEN?? CANT ALL BE EPIC MANLY MEN LIKE ME I GUESS, YIKES!

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>Most people who aren't white
So we've reached the root of the problem

>has perfectly-fine photo-ready smile
>immediately transfigures it into the autist gape

that guy is larger than a marathon runner. he's got the body of a 400/800 meter runner, which is peak male physique.

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t. woman or child

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i was thinking of getting a straight razor. imagine it's cheaper and cuts closer.

>t. woman or child
>>you dont collect hot sauce and mechanical keyboards and gourmet black coffee beans shat out onto the jungle floor by wild cats? You must be a woman or a child, because true men define their masculinity by the things they consume, like me and my pals on r/manliness

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>when he does the face again at .22

he looks legit retarded.

do you really enjoy the taste of milk in your coffee?

lol 9/10

What are some yummy snacks to bulk up with?

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>all these seething latte-drinkers

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you went to far into cunt town, you are now the mayor

>Lactose intolerant
>usually drink lactaid
>but if I drink regular milk/have lactose I can just take a fat ogre shit.

Why onions when you can poo?

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coffee makes me shit which is both a good and a bad thing

consumption is tied to behaviour

BASED shitposters

I am a monument to all yours sins.

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big burger, tortilla chips, milkshakes, horchata wif big burrito

>drinking anything but Cuban, Dominican, or Colombian coffee

Make the skin yellow and you're good to go

Nice work, user

Americanos are the patriot Chad's way to drink coffee

there is is

Based and redhatpilled

based

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story? or just nogs delivering nog justice?

taking coffee black is literally cucking yourself in beverage form

If you drink anything at all other than long shots of espresso that have sat for over a minute than you're a fucking woman

For me?
Tea

>a man
>using the word "tummy" ever
>saying milk hurts his tummy
I want to vomit and then break that guy's neck.

please send me the secret to being this based

Black coffee is the goat. If you put sugar or anything else to your coffee you are a literal child. Its like putting ketchup on your hotdogs, who the fuck does that?

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ordering latte is feminine

yeah I cant be insulted by dumb sóyboy, try harder

Based

Milk fucks up my stomach too, but I drink it because I choose to never stop fighting.

It's a dance where they jump really high, or something

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>tummy

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i wanna be friends with this tomboy

Drink probiotic yogurt for a while, it reversed my lactose intolerance.

That’s a guy, user

Absolutely based

I thought it was a guy

You realize that’s dairy industry propaganda, right?

youtu.be/YWKoPnzECfU?t=36

Fantastically, astoundingly, robustly based

>tummy

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>flimsy 1200 calories

that's literally half of all the calories you need in a day

>muh dairy propaganda
Cry over your almond milk cereal gayboy

>that fit
Holy shit, if my students brought me this (only genuine with an R2 of .36 or less) I would probably slap them.

Go back to your cricket chips, insectlad

Thank you. I requested this pasta in a thread earlier today, but it was not delivered. Time for feels.

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Not if you lift, estronaut.

Based.

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
I AM MANLY BECAUSE OF THE THINGS I BUY AND PUT INTO MY GAPING SÖYBOY MAW
R/MANLINESS TOLD ME SO
YOU'RE NOT A MAN UNLESS YOU EAT HOT SAUCE AND DRINK WHISKEY AND BLACK COFFEE
F*CK YEAH SCIENCE AND MANLINESS

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redpilled

Hunger

Is this the oddest flex of 2019?

>u will never hang out with your bros, just jumping around all day
why even live

I don't go out for coffee often, but i learned that there is now oat milk.

Are maasai the most based of all negroes? They just do their pastoral life and fun ritual games and hunts.

only because you're retarded

the virgin fit vs the chad inference

Looks fun

user, chill out and have a nice fresh cuppa. This one's on me.

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