This thread is dedicated to sharing autistic things (like chewing on toothpicks like in Drive) we copied of movie characters or scenes I will start: >Watched True Detective S1 recently >Help my father with some stuff in his garden >I mow his lawn in circles >When he asks me why I answer >"Time is a flat circle" >He doesnt understand and thinks I just sperged some random shit Another thing is that I always answer to questions I dont want to answer with "You may very well think that but I couldnt possibly comment" like in the original BBC House of Cards
I sleep like a sniper in shooting position (flat on my tummy, with the legs slightly separated, like a frog), it feels really comfortable, and I sleep thinking about killing those I hate, from a long and safe distance, it feels unpersonal, professional and cool
>be me >6-7 years old >sometimes stay up to watch Yea Forums middle of nights >it's usually some fucked up shit with adult themes >one night there was tv series about guy with huge dick starting sex work with bunch of prostitutes >entire show revolves around sex >there are some rape scenes inside it which was kinda hot for my prepubescent mind >next day decide to try them out on my sister during playfighting >i thought it'd be funny >lock her down with my arms and scream "haha im raping you im raping you" >mfw my father looks at me with the eyes completely filled with disgust >mfw i've never seen more disgusted face in my life >mfw this memory still haunts me to this day
I cringed at this post And I don't mean that in the condescending "haha ur post is shit" way I mean that in the "i physically cringed and felt second hand embarrassment as i read this post" way
Not copied, but everytime something cringe happens on screen, I turn my head and cover my ears because I know that if I see the scene, my mind will forever think that it was me in that character's place,
Ian Lewis
>start saying “get the fuck outta here” because of Scorcese movies
Hung with Thomas Jane, right? That show was OK Unlike your fucking life
Robert Phillips
>watching limp bizkit music videos >describe Rollin just like Fred durst does >walk down the street in my baseball jersey with my hat backwards just like Fred durst
Ethan Rodriguez
Sometimes after I watch a show or movie I pace around the house and repeat dialogues I liked
Robert Rogers
I bought aviator sunglasses after watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Nothing else all that autistic though.
Ryder James
>Hung with Thomas Jane nah, it had more trashy neon look to it, like the one you'd see at strip club
>watch Cobra with Stallone in it >go to school with matchstick in my mouth
>watch The Mask >act goofy around gf
>watch Bladerunner >wear dressing gown and drink whisky in glass looking out the window
Dominic Perez
>I always answer to questions I dont want to answer with "You may very well think that but I couldnt possibly comment" like in the original BBC House of Cards Based
Matthew Perez
That was physically painful to read
Juan Harris
hehe
Henry Ortiz
Tried drinking Jim Beam after watching Justified but I’m too much of a pussy for bourbon.
I turn on red even if there’s a sign because Barry kills people and gets away with it I also don’t pay the meter if I’ll be less than 15 mins anymore
Jose Bennett
Next time you're all together for Chistmas or whatever, remind everyone and laugh your ass off about it. This will assert dominance and give you the catharsis you've been needing your whole life.
Dylan Hill
When people are laughing, whoever the funny person is I'll laugh crazily to what funny thing they said/did then mimic it usually including expressive hands.
During sex scenes I take out my pocket pussy and stand in front of the tv and breathe closely to their faces until I cum on my xbox.
Bentley Russell
This would only work if that user is successful now.
Lucas Murphy
Aren’t you supposed to cum inside the pocket pussy?
James Parker
How could he not be?
Jaxon Wright
He should remind everyone by recreating it
Daniel Brooks
>be me >watch Daredevil >buy sunglasses like Matt Murdock and unironically wear them
Its not like the fleshlight ones its more like a transparent cock sleeve. Feels nice around my shaft. My penis. My cum tube. My cock. My cock. My snake. Cock. I have cock. I cock. Have. Cum. Sleve. Stefan. Stefan. Cock. Cum. Vumm cum i cum cum run away must not real thing home im home
Parker Ortiz
This post needs to be tested for based levels.
Landon Nelson
Agreed.
Ryan Anderson
come again?
Luke Cox
"remember when i tried to rape my sister? that was so weird lol"
Dylan Wood
100% your shitty parents fault for letting you stay up and watch adult shows.
Landon Walker
If i come again I masturbate if I masturbate I come again but if I come again I cant masturbate because I came therefore I cannot come cum to cum because cum came from mine just to come again? The sleeve the apparatus my spermaseed ex machina "God's Hand" My eyes see the pixels but the penis feels "vagina"
Julian Sanchez
>watched transformers >cut my own dick off
Grayson Wright
>support group Whateva happened to Gary Cooper
Jonathan Reed
You should have gone after the girl next door.
Julian Lopez
oh, gotcha
Adrian Robinson
I hope you weren’t planning to use that shitty joke at open mic night or something.
Landon Cox
What a faggot
Thomas Ward
I snap my fingers to make points because of infinity war
Have consensual sex with your sister, thereby proving that the first incident was not rape.
Charles Gonzalez
>Sasuke the Chad gaze vs user the virgin stare
David Ramirez
This, and marry her too, in case you knock her up.
Justin Wright
oops!
Gavin Scott
it's because you are brainlets and npcs
Jayden Ramirez
Nice buzzwords faggot
Jonathan Howard
I don't copy from movies anymore but I really liked reservoir dogs as a kid and wanted to wear suits and sunglasses, and when ever I would open the trunk of a car I would look down like there was a camera there.
Mason Butler
When I was a child I would run out to recess screaming that I was being chased by a T-Rex
Every recess.
Josiah Powell
>watch trigun >buy soft pack cigarettes and pretend im wolfwood when I get a crumpled one
Hunter Roberts
>Have mild memory issues >Can't really remember anything from my childhood
Every time something repeats I say "it is happening again" like the giant in Twin Peaks I also started drinking black coffee because of Coop and now genuinely can't stand sugar/cream in coffee so I guess it did good for me.
I watch a movie or TV show and pretend to have a conversation with myself where I explain the story to myself and act surprised at the twists. I sometimes pause the movie midway and start pacing around my room while imagining myself as the main character doing something badass as everyone looks in shock and awe
William Thomas
Alpha move, should have made your sister call you daddy
Ayden Sanchez
I live a life of solitude where I'm constantly owning because that's hotter to females.
Nathaniel Wood
>take unnecessarily long pauses between responses when talking to a customer I dislike
Thanks, Refn
Jeremiah Reyes
>something bad is about to happen >pause movie and pace back and forth
Robert Sullivan
I Drive slowly at night while reflecting about my life. I also play some synth music while I do it. I bought an old car because I thought it would look aesthetic if my life were a movie.
Isaiah Scott
>At a party. >Drunk as fuck. >See a 7/10. >Go there and strike up conversation. >We get to quoting movies and guess where they're from. >I pull "You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna kill you and play around with your blood". >She doesn't know American Psycho. >Slaps me and tells everyone what I said. >I get beaten up and someone slashes the tires of my car. >Word spreads around school I'm a lunatic. To prove them wrong, I send everyone a link to the scene to prove I was quoting American Psycho. >People get to watching other scenes. >It turns out American Psycho is a really fucking weird movie. >Everyone is calling me American Psycho now. >They write messages in ketchup on my locker. >They throw business cards at me. >They blast "Hip to be Square" when I pass by. >Someone actually sent me a fake reservation to Dorsia's.
I sometimes imitate the main guy from Samurai Cop, specifically the nurse scene. I don't know why, but his facial expressions and head movements are hilarious to imitate.
>be 6 years old >watch Harriet the Spy >she only eats tomato sandwiches >ask my mom to make me tomato sandwiches for my school lunch >proceed to puke in school because I don’t like tomatoes and the taste fucked my shit up For some reason the movie made me think that tomatoes were gonna be suddenly tasty
not movie related but if someone asks me if I’ve finished doing something and I haven’t, I say “I’m working on it,” in a thick Minnesotan accent like this one chick from a lactation porn vid who can’t get milk out
David Perry
>stub my toe >muble "OOF MADDON" under my breath Yeah I don't shine shoes no more, maybe you haven't heard.
i can't remember anything before age 16 except for a couple memories from age 3-6
Daniel Sanchez
When I was very young (4-5 the Dennis the Menace movie was my favorite, the weird homeless dude did this weird jaw chomp and eat apples alot and I'd always do the same weird jaw chomp thing whenever I eat an apple until I was about 10. I'm sorry for all of you who never outgrew your autism.
How is this even cringe my dude? You were literally 6. Kids that age don't really understand what they are doing or what constitutes taboo
Cooper Smith
yeah but its gross so who cares
Alexander Williams
>gross you mean based
Bentley Stewart
i thought that was implied
Carter Stewart
i always fail
Jaxson Sanders
Haha, what a funny story!
John Bennett
Cooper's mindset is such a beautiful one. I'm not a religious kind of guy but I do find myself thinking what would Cooper do in certain situations. Essentially the closest thing I have to a Jesus.
I like to drink, and I like to drink to get drunk. After watching memento I really put a lot of forethought into what state I might be in while drunk, so I always make sure I cook before hand and make myself a plate of food that all I have to do is heat up without any trouble. I also make sure I already have an outfit ready and laid out to wear for the next morning so I dont even have to think about little things like that while hungover. I might have a shake ready to drink to help ease into the day. If I go out I make sure I'm not driving and have a way home, if that's not possible then I dont even drink at all. Basically I'm always thinking about the possibilities that might happen to my future drunk self and what I need to prepare for him. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde also made me think this way too.
Austin Myers
same bruh
Gabriel Peterson
It's okay bro, that's nothing in comparison to other shit. Just forgive your ignorant childhood and do better in life.
Julian Brooks
>watch movie >later when I shower, I pretend I'm the director of said movie being interviewed about the creative process
wtf you guys, this is a totally notmal thing, and was done CENTURIES before Sasuke ever did it. Seriously, I am not even coping because I don't do it, but its completely normal to do this and not autistic at all, its about the same league as resting your cheek on your hand. Why tf do you guys think this is autistic?
You don't think about the details of the various bodies as you're in-the-moment, watching either film. It all makes sense from moment to moment, and you have the information you need (there's a threat over there/that dog is turning into a Thing/etc) But if you think just a little bit about the big picture, you start to realize that there's a lot of contaminated tissue all over the place. The disease has broken out, basically. That's what I was trying to show - autistically.
>watch taboo >go to starbucks >eyes twitch when asked for order >mmmmmmm. ugh. hmmmmmm. >just stand there looking the barista up and down. >mmmmmHMMMMM >stomp walk my manlet frame out of store
>be watching movie >start copying character's mannerisms and repeating their dialogue >If a characters laughs I laugh too even if I didn't think the joke was funny >get fixated on specific lines and repeat them several times
also >be me >around 5th grade >for some reason really identify with the Duncan character from Total Drama Island >decide I want to be a cool goth/punk >NEVER zip my jacket up >start spending recess walking around with my hands on my pockets because that was "cool behaviour" >for a whole year I appear in every single picture raising a single hand and making a metal sign \m/
holy shit. BONUS: >be around 4 y/o >lunch with my family >some weird looney-toons-esque cartoon in black&white is playing on the TV >a cartoon forest ranger is trying to kill a cartoon mosquito >the mosquito takes a whole jar of repellent and starts eating it with a spoon >autism kicks in >see a jar of mayonnaise >start chugging it with a spoon like a maniac >puke >wasn't able to eat mayo until well into my teens
I still do that
>I bought an old car because I thought it would look aesthetic if my life were a movie. I wont lie I'll probably do this too
knowing anything about 'puters is cringy
longwinded comment since I have an hour until I'm unbanned and I have nothing better to do than carefully read this whole thread.
holy fuck. how many other movies have you given this treatment?
>around 5th grade >for some reason really identify with the Duncan character from Total Drama Island
18 to post here
Isaiah Diaz
I'm 20
Austin Bennett
I learned that some people fold toilet paper and some people crumple at summer camp when I was like 10. I never once even considered folding. then I tried it. 20 years later and I’ve never gone back to crumpling.
Nolan Bailey
I ate gabbagool every day for a couple of months when I worked next to a Starbucks. I did it specifically so I could say i had gabbagool for lunch. good times.
isn’t it weird when you actually do physically cringe after spending so much time here saying it just to shit on other people? same with lol/kek and actually laughing out loud
Elijah Gray
look her dead in the eyes
>haha, wouldn't it be weird if i did it again haha. thatd be crazy hey
>act like don draper >raise my eyebrows when i talk >say everything with definite belief >always answer questions with some ambiguos statement >tell people "you think you want ___ but really you just want ____"
i also act like people are watching me when im alone and try to express my emotions to them
the fact that they think something so normal and innocuous is autistic is the most autistic part of the whole deal
Jason Hughes
There's a vid I have bookmarked of a woman eating a guy's ass, and right before she dives in, she yells "Awww yeeeaahh!" in what could be a Harley Quinn voice. I impersonate her whenever things are going well like when I'm about to eat ass
