LOL could you imagine such an outrageous premise for a movie?
LOL could you imagine such an outrageous premise for a movie?
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a tale of hubris
For a guy like that?
No.
It could be considered outrageous if you looked like prime Josh Hartnett.
We have this thread every day and it still gets 300+ replies
Damn...are there any films about profound loneliness and social isolation?
you dont like it redditor?
i bet you have a fuckin drivers license aswell
This. It's different for guys who can get laid by a different woman for free every night of their life.
>tfw haven't had sex in almost 5 months
bros i feel like i'm fucking dying
I'm currently 29 and I've only had sex once with a hooker when I turned 26.
its was a terrible experience and in the end I regretted wasting the money but man being inside a pussy feels incredible.
REMINDER:
In this movie the protagonist's ex-GF rapes him to force him to lose the bet.
Did you use a condom which I hope you did? Because you're technically still a virgin then.
Virginity doesn't work like that.
Yeah well I'm not counting it. Anyone whose had sex knows that condomsex isn't real sex.
>>tfw haven't had sex
The only thing I remember of this movie was the scene where he's going nuts and imagines himself flying over an ocean of titties.
I still don't understand this pic
what if the condom breaks and she gets preggy?
you're right and wrong.
you're correct that he's still a virgin, but not because of the condom.
everyone knows that sex with a hooker doesnt count as losing your virginity. it's just an incel cope. they pretend like they've found a loophole out of inceldom but it just doesn't work like that.
hooker sex is like training wheels for getting a real gril
Her head is photoshopped in, that isn’t even her body
fucking finally, thank you
None of you incel could do it either, he wasn't allowed to masturbate.
you got me
I did nofap for 76 days once
STOP TRYING TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME
IM NOT A VIRGIN
IM NOT A VIRGIN
IM NOT A VIRGIN
It's ok, he apologizes for being raped later
>have to pay some literaly whore to touch your pee pee
>not consensual
>no emotional intimacy
>literally just an organic pocketpussy
you had a glorified bate sesh. next people will start thinking they aren't virgins because they watched VR porn. it's getting ridiculous.
must of been hell
The longest I've been without sex, since I lost my virginity at 12, has been a month due to being hospitalized. The first person I fucked when I got out? You guessed it, the hot phlebotomist who I flirted with every morning at 5 a.m.
Sex is not that big of a deal, guys.
>The longest I've been without sex, since I lost my virginity at 12, has been a month due to being hospitalized. The first person I fucked when I got out? You guessed it, the hot phlebotomist who I flirted with every morning at 5 a.m.
>Sex is not that big of a deal, guys.