Why didn't he just turn his poop into a horcrux and flush it away

Could they not just say "accio voldermort's pebble' near the river to summon it?

EHEHE

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based

Why didn't he Apparate to the moon and hide the locket in a crater

WHY DIDNT VOLDEMORT JUST THROW A HORCRUX INTO THE OCEAN

Accio Horcrux

What if name had been something else, would his name anagram have given him something like "I am Lord Dickbutt"?

Why didn't he just turn hogwarts into a horcrux?

Why not turn the sun into a horcrux?

Simple shit like this which would have taken all of ONE sentence to write would have fixed so many issues, but Rowling is a hack

accio gf

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Accio all of user’s potential gfs

Why didn’t he turn the very planet itself into his horcrux?

Accio bum

Accio Ginny's panties

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Why didn't he just turn Mrs.Weasley into a horcrux?

So 16 year old Voldemort and her...did they?

why didnt he ride the eagles to fly to mount doom and make the volcano his horcrux?

because him and dumbledore shared the load

Accio hairline

>Accio Ginny's hymen

Do the specific mechanics of horcruxes matter? It's a children's book, not the lich rules in D&D. All that matters is 'Horcrux exists, so long as it exists Voldemort cannot be permanently killed."

We know from Goblet of Fire that Voldy lived as a ghostlike being after getting btfo by baby Harry, then had a magic potion prepared to bring him back to physical form. His Horcruxes were not needed for the magic, they just kept him anchored to this world.

Does JK really need to write a treatise to satisfy your autism?

I think harry tried this in book 6 and it didnt work

>Enjoy your sloppy seconds, Potter.

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Accio Horcrux Defences
*moves to another location*
Accio Horcrux

She explained it quite clearly in the 6th book
>"Well, you split your soul, you see," said Slughorn, "and hide part of it in an object outside the body. Then, even if one's body is attacked or destroyed, one cannot die, for part of the soul remains earthbound and undamaged."
Horcruxes are like soul anchors.

>Of course not Harry, I wasn't cheating on you with Dean. What makes you say that?

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>soul anchors
Interesting. I'm going to steal this and write a series of competent books about this concept.

holy shit this would of unironcally been kino

>in the end, Neville has to nuke the school

Yes you do. All the Horcrux contains is a piece of your soul, to actually get a corporal form back you need the horcrux to do a ritual.

Why didn't they use the thestrals to take the horcruxes to mount Doom?

They already did in the Middle Ages my dude. Read up Cornelius Agrippa, Nicholas Flamel, Marcilio Ficino, and Fabre d’Olivet

They didn't need horcruxes at all in that ritual in Goblet of Fire.

No you don't, Horcruxes just keep your main soul from going to the afterlife. They aren't needed in any ritual. After his body was destroyed by the rebounding curse, Voldemort's main soul still existed, it just didn't have a body. It didn't go to the afterlife because of the Horcruxes tethering it to this world.

>Farad Tremolo Gigging
>I Am Lord Niggerfaggot

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He's not an incel though. He had a child with Bellatrix.

>Poop can be destroyed

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>soul fragmenting 7 times was hell
>why wouldn't he fragment his soul into a thousands pieces instead
They're kids books butyou at least have to read them if you want to participate in discussion.

I couldn't take him seriously as villain from the beginning

>I can touch younow
>NAAAAAAAAA

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why the fuck would you have a massive statue of the grim reaper in a graveyard

I wish he would have flushed away the poop that is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Voldy's moldy dear old da

DEH

Why don't other evil wizards make horcruxes? An elementary school teacher knew how to make them and they were in the library

there's probably plenty of dark wizards with horcruxes, they just fuck off to some secluded location and do their thing without trying to take over the world like the dude who built azkaban

nothing personnel jk rowling

I know it's a meme image but I find it odd that Mein Kampf high tier and My New Order in shit tier. Also based "No!" Poster

NASA would have seen it.

The snake was a horcrux, retard.

>focus on the moon landing footage
>appear on a set in Hollywood
Well done.

Why didn't he just make the moon his horcrux?

Because we're not talking about your mom who has a soul only the moon can contain.

Tried to make a fat joke ended up with user's mom is a wonderful person. Fuck.

Yeah not like he used HARRYS BLOOD or anything to revive himself. Brainlets

Reminder that it's established in Deathly Hallows Part 1 that being around a horcrux for too long can make you shitty and unpleasant.

Reminder that Harry was also a horcrux.

Reminder that it's not the Dursleys' fault that they were mean to Harry, given that they had been exposed to a horcrux constantly for nearly a decade.

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Harry's blood was needed because the ritual needed the "blood of the enemy, taken unwillingly"
It also gave him Lily's love protection
Voldemort thought this just meant that he could touch Harry without burning, but he also made himself a tether for Harry's soul

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Didn't Rowling say that this wasn't the case?

Then how come Ron, Hermione and basically everyone else around Harry at Hogwarts or the Burrow didnt turn into shitheads?

kek

Based dursleys
I know, i read the book. Nothing to say it would have worked without specifically Harrys blood.

Ron kind of did in the the goblet of fire.

Ron is a cringelord by default

Well who else is Voldemort's enemy? He couldn't get to Dumbledore. Harry's blood also carried ancient magical protection.

Ron is a jealous ingrate
Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all
Ginny is a BBC slut
Fred and George are perpetual prankster children
Percy is a traitor
Arthur uses muggle world as escapism
Molly is alright i guess

What about Neville? Neville a pure.

Test

I remember in the book, Harry asked a similar question, and Dumbledore some shit about them not being Portkeys. To contain a soul they have to be a special object or something like that.

Harry tried that with the Horcrux in the 6th book. There was some counter magic to prevent it. I also thought that Dumbledore at the point where he drank the green liquid was a fucking faggot, and Rowling really messed that up.
>KILL MEEEEE
Could have been way superior ways to show how fucked up his mental state was

Binge eating disorder

You know what that is? That's called having some character evidenced by their flaws. Unlike Rey in nuWars.

>Weasleys and a random white girl
What was the criteria for your list?

>random white girl
umm sweetie

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She also said that Harry and Ron were gay for each other

Makes more sense than Harry/Ginny

From the perspective of the world not the book reader, my guy.

Harry/femDraco > Harry/Luna > Harry/Ginny > Dobby/Giant Squid > Ron/Hermione

I'd fuck Luna Tuna

What if voldemort create his horcrux like ring or some shit and than wrap it up in invisible cloak? Tham harry would never find that because it would be invisible and if he would use accio spell it would just got him a mere nothingness

>implying she'd come up with any of the shit about his sister and Grindleward before the book where she wrote about it

Why didn't Voldemort just open the secrets of chamber
youtube.com/watch?v=PWe4xi5jsQM

Harry's invisibility cloak was a Hallow, normal ones don't work like his, they can be charmed and the magic to make them invisible fades in time

that's probably just written so you can't have a horcrux be a pile of sand, that it should be solid
>oops! you have to destroy every grain hehe i am le evil villain

fucking kekin & droolin reading this thread in the toilet

Sand could be anywhere

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for real tho, why didn't he who must be named didn't force his servants into doing the unbrakble vowel???

>took this long to post the pasta
Yea Forums is slipping. Now Red*itor newfag tourist trash surround us, sneedshitting their lives away, while the sacred duties go unattended. What terrible terrible times we live in

why didn't wizzzards go colonize other planets?
was magic limited to earth?
what a shit fucking story not even setting parameters right
there's where you need a true autist to do the worldbuilding before hand to anticipate these tard questions

>How exactly do horcruxes work? Do you need them to get back to life again?
How the fuck would that work? So no. His diary was a horocrux and Harry himself was a horocrux. Voldemort literally reincarnated into his younger body via his diary. How? Who the fuck knows. It's all over the place.

You can't apparate somewhere you've never been before and none of the Apollo astronauts were wizards.

These people couldn't even stop to take shits 100 years prior to the story. They are literal subhumans.

I thought you had to focus on being in that place so a picture would work as well. I didn't realize it was literally fast travel.

jk rolling for ever btfod

Why didn't Harry Potter just magic a nuke into Voldemont's arsehole?

The object has to be of special value to the individual splitting their soul, it definitely cannot be poop, unless that poop is the most important poop in the potterverse. Also poop is not hard to destroy

How did that absolute unit not crush Aunt Skinny when they made Diddly?

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Yet Voldemort just happened to accidentally turn Harry himself into a horocrux because of Harry's mom protection spell.

And because of this. The creepy fuck Dumbledore groomed Harry to literally kill himself and accept that as long as Harry is alive there is nothing that can be done. Very fucking weird.

Luna is my wife

it's already an anagram for, "Mr. Tom, a dildo lover"

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I can't really remember the specifics but Harry becoming a horcrux may have been part of the protection spell, its not really specified what the spell actually did but maybe it's like a trap card in which voldermort ends up attacking himself (or the part of himself that lives in harry). All the references of them being intertwined or kindred spirits makes a lot more sense if we assume harry became a horcrux on the night his parents died.

this is such an enourmous bullshit.
The fact that "love is the ultimate" protection implies that love could protect against the killing curse, consequently, JK Rowling is really asking us to believe that in the entire wizard world history never a person gave their life to save a loved one.

fucking retarded. There should've been at least a few hundred 'people who survived'.

You mean Lord Moldybutt? We don't say that name.

Reminder that canonically Petunia would have been 30 years old in the first book
Damn she hit the wall hard huh
>Petunia died some time before 2020
holy fuck

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>all death eaters make unbreakable vow to kill potter and dumbledore
>they all fail
>voldemort loses his army

That is what happened. But you yourself said it has to be something "important." Harry just just a baby and Voldemort tried to kill him. The whole kindred spirit bullshit is just that, bullshit. It makes no sense.

because uncle monty liked boys

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>80% of his army just splits out of fear
>ends up losing the battle and dying
I'd still be up for the unbrakable vow, you?

Fucking lmao
it works!

I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK FUCK

I hated that they turned all the blonde characters into brunettes
>Dudley
>Petunia
>Seamus
>Neville

Realtalk though, if all it takes to defend against avada-kewhogivesafuck is some dumbass protection spell from someone who loves you, does that mean that all voldemort's victims were unloved?

They wanted the only blondes to be villains, but that all fucked up when they got an uncucked director when luna appeared in the story.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with that. Dumbledore only acted like a maniac after directly consuming the poison water spell place on it. They were pissed that his parents got killed for defying Voldemort and their son got forced on them. Not that it's Harry's fault. But they were total insane cunts.

Love didn't exist before, Lily invented it.

No Snape invented it by obsessing over Lily to the point he spited her son being his father's brood.

A new level of based

Kek

Harry was important because of the prophecy made about him though

Voldemort attacked his family because his father was a Auroch or whatever it's called. The prophecy was made after he was the only person to survive Voldemort. That when Voldemort returns the single child that survived him will be his downfall.

That's one of the things I never got.
Why did Voldemort believe in the prophecy? If he hadn't gone after the Potters (or the Longbottoms) he could have stayed in power forever.

No, the prophecy was Voldemorts motive for trying to kill Harry. It was made before
He believed in the prophecy because its a prophecy and they predict stuff. I think Rowling tried to make a point about Prophecies being self fulfilling though. Wish we could have seen more canon about the ahll of prophecies and all the werid shit they found in book 5

Because muggles would mine it and turn it into stone dust with powerful machine that could easily destroy it.
The horcruxes had to be significantly valuable magic artifacts because Voldemort knew the Jew Goblins had the best defense and would never destroy priceless treasures no matter how evil they are.
Oldy Voldy just made one giant miscalculation, Jews have no problem Jewing Jews.

>He believed in the prophecy because its a prophecy and they predict stuff.
Dumbledore himself said most prophecies don't come true.

>I think Rowling tried to make a point about Prophecies being self fulfilling though
The Voldemort/Harry one definitely was. The Pettigrew one wasn't.

>No, the prophecy was Voldemorts motive for trying to kill Harry. It was made before
While I'm sure you're likely right, how did this prophecy point out Harry himself? How did Voldemort know Harry was the child of prophecy? And why would he just not ignore it and continue to be a God that wouldn't be underpowered from coming back to life and lose to Harry in the first place? Pretty sure the Elder Wand played a part in this and it was just complete nonsense.

reminder that james potter used a love potion (eternal roofie potion) he bought on the black market on lily
he got it from some dodgy cunt on diagon alley that outsourced his potion lab work to desperate poor students
that student in this instance was snape

snape supplied the drug that let james rape lily causing her to have a child she didn't really love but thought she did because she was drugged to think that way

better living through potions

>Dumbledore himself said most prophecies don't come true.
Dumbledore had special knowledge concerning the fallibility of prophecies. That, or Voldemort was extremely paranoid
The prophecy didn't point out Harry specifically, but rather listed certain features a person who would overthrow Voldemort would have. It says in the books that it could have been Neville

is this true

>how did this prophecy point out Harry himself? How did Voldemort know Harry was the child of prophecy
The prophecy said the person who would destroy Voldemort would be born at the end of July, to parents who had "thrice defied him". It was either Harry or Neville.

>And why would he just not ignore it and continue to be a God that wouldn't be underpowered from coming back to life and lose to Harry in the first place?
That's the right question. He either actually believed in the prophecy or he thought it was just a trivial thing to be killing a baby. But considering he spent at least a year trying to find the location of the Potter's it's more likely he was scared and actually believed Harry would destroy him one day.

>oldemort attacked his family because his father was a Auroch or whatever it's called.
his father was a trust fund kiddie without a job
neville's parents were wizcops

Yes, Snape was the ultimate cuckold.

Well why do they have a department dedicated to prophecies if it's generally accepted that prophecies are bullshit? Hell, why do they teach divination at school? It's like if we had a department of herbal medicine. Waste of taxpayers' money.

Damn. Why isn't James portrayed as the villain? That's some serious villain shit right there.

snpae literally cucked himself
how'd you feel lmao

>The prophecy didn't point out Harry specifically, but rather listed certain features a person who would overthrow Voldemort would have. It says in the books that it could have been Neville
Which are?
I don't think anyone is saying James was not a cunt that pretty much got his family killed. But that's not Harry's fault and Snape should not have held it against Harry.

>But considering he spent at least a year trying to find the location of the Potter's it's more likely he was scared and actually believed Harry would destroy him one day.
That doesn't make sense either. If he believed in the prophecy, he would also believe that the kid would destroy him, meaning that his defeat was inevitable.

>It's like if we had a department of herbal medicine
more possible than you might think

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fucking kek

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The person arguing with what you are too here. Well if there was a person you assumed was going to actually kill you one day would toy just wait around for it to happen? I think not

because enough of them aren't bullshit that it could be a fringe subject

Well the books do go out of their way to say that most Divination is garbage. Even the centaur they get in book 5 says that the future is hard to predict.
Except for the couple of times Trelawney got it right.

>Which are?
I dont remember. Just go with it, Rowling isnt the most concise writer

Just take a penny, make it a horcrux and toss it in the middle of the ocean. Easy.

because chad's can't be villains
and he was rich
pretty much a free pass to do heinous shit

Why not make the Voyager 1 one of his Horcruxes?

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I think the real answer is that it's because the books were written by a woman from a woman's perspective.

Why didn't he send one into space?

What does Neville and Harry share? I can only imagine that it would be some sort of familial thing. He was really unlucky to try and kill Harry first, huh?

The love thing was an attempt to explain the unexplainable. Not an end all be all answer.
Interpreting the events I beleive it far more likely that the Invisibility cloak is what saved Harry. Lilly quickly wrapped Harry in it to protect him, and the cloak did what it was always designed to do. Allow the user to escape Death.
The cloak must have the ability to rebound magic and that is what did Voldemort in. I imagine Harry's scar is the result of a slightly exposed part of his forehead through the crease of the hastily done wrapping.

tst

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Didn't this literally happen in HPMOR?

The three gifts are maybe the only good story telling Rowling ever did.

But I already know that the person will kill me one day. If I actually believe in the prophecy I would think it's useless to kill the person first so I wouldn't do anything since it's inevitable that I'm going to be defeated. If I don't believe in the prophecy, I would also do nothing. That's why Voldemort shouldn't have done anything, just went back to fucking snakes.

>"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies...."

double reminder:
ginny "I burn for coal" weasley used the same love potion on harry in his 6th year
explaining his intense fixation on "the gryffindor bicycle" aka dean thomas' and that other back kid's sloppy seconds dumpster

THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO VANQUISH THE DARK LORD APPROACHES.
. . . BORN TO THOSE WHO HAVE THRICE DEFIED HIM, BORN
AS THE SEVENTH MONTH DIES . . . AND THE DARK LORD WILL MARK
HIM AS HIS EQUAL, BUT HE WILL HAVE POWER THE DARK LORD KNOWS
NOT . . . AND EITHER MUST DIE AT THE HAND OF THE OTHER FOR NEITHER
CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES. . . . THE ONE WITH THE
POWER TO VANQUISH THE DARK LORD WILL BE BORN AS THE SEVENTH
MONTH DIES. . . .”

But he wasn't even marked then? He was marked from Voldemort trying to kill him. And what is thrice deficance? Lily, James, and Harry?

I forgot to mention, that Voldemort didnt hear the entire prophecy. He only heard it second hand from someone who only heard half
Like I said, it's Rowling, just go with it

>the Invisibility cloak is what saved Harry. Lilly quickly wrapped Harry in it to protect him, and the cloak did what it was always designed to do. Allow the user to escape Death.
Dumbledore had the cloak then
And the entire point of the cloak along with the Hallows wasn't that they actually protected you or saved you from death
Being the master of death meant accepting death as a natural process

Harry and Neville were both born on the same day, that birthday was the key part of the prohecy. Otherwise Harry and Nevilles parents only share being a part of the resistance. The choice was Voldemorts which to beleive was the one spoken of in the prophesy and the interesting thing was that the guy who preached our blood are better chose to go after the mixed blood, probably because Voldemort himself was mixed.

This is a much better explanation to this dumb bullshit than what was given in the actual story.

>Atlas Shrugged
>God-Tier
I know it's a pasta but whoever made that image is an easily impressionable retard

How can you not understand children's fiction?

>Otherwise Harry and Nevilles parents only share being a part of the resistance.
Right. I do remember this now. You're right. They were all part of the Order of the Phoenix.

He was marked with the scar
I dont really know how he was thrice defied. I dont think the book even explains how

Except there's no indication this ever happened in the story, so your headcanon doesn't stop Rowling being a shit writer whose plot makes no sense.

Why can you not resort to personal insults over somebody not exactly comprehending things that don't even exist in this world?
He was marked that night when he was attacked. He was not marked before Voldemort tried to kill him. Basically Voldemort could have just not tried to kill babies and not mark any of them and the prophecy would not come to pass.

Is that established cannon? I thought Dumbledore had simply taken possession after Lily and James died and returned the cloak to Harry when he got to school.
I cant say I entirely agree. The cloak is established to be the single most important and hallow. And the only one that does in fact allow its owner to escape death.

Voldemort didnt hear the whole prophecy though, so he didnt know he'd mark him as an equal

>I dont really know how he was thrice defied. I dont think the book even explains how
I think it's quickly glossed over that they'd escaped his clutches or foiled his schemes three times each, respectively, hence why it could've been either the potters or the longasses.

Voldemort horcruxes were cursed items that turned into a magic-evil shithole the place where they were hided.
Also their evil aura was traceable.

Alright. That does make sense. I know that was said in another post that I did not reply to.

>walking down the hall for lunch
>see little ahmed from 2 year squatted taking a shit
>he gets up and makes it disappear with his wand
truly a great universe

Not the best writing desu, but I guess it covers its ass

>Why can you not resort to personal insults over somebody not exactly comprehending things that don't even exist in this world?
he's pointing out the fact that the other user is a brainlet that can't into english
if they're esl whatever, if they're not fucking lol

There is very little to support this as fact yes. That is why I indicated it was my interpretation of the events. But I also dont see much in the way of facts that go against it unless as the other user indicated, Dumbledore did in fact have possession of the cloak at the time.

But did that really have an affect on the people near them? Not one person was bothered by them (aside from Romania, if I recall right) besides Dumbledore who directly drank an enchanted poison water that existed to protect the horocrux. It was not the horocrux that made him flip his shit.

Daily reminder she's a skank now. Also possesed by Baal

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What did J.K. Rowling mean by this?

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She really has a qt body. I want to play around with it like a doll. Sexually.

She was probably molested on the set
Anyway, she's fucking ugly. Her jaw is more square than mine

checked

The ginger grill wrote in the diary that possessed her directly to do shit.
Maybe a possessed shit-horcurx (a shitcrux) would fly up from the sewers and into your ass, cursing you with gnarly shits forever.

Is that Lucky Larry?

low test

Kek

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>Is that established cannon?
Yes, Dumbledore suspected James' invisibility cloak was a Hallow. He borrowed it from James a few days before James and Lily died.

>The cloak is established to be the single most important and hallow
lol when? One Hallow isn't established as being more important than the others. It's telling that Harry, Ron and Hermione all choose a different Hallow based on their personalities.
Ron is the most shallow so chooses the object with the most brute strength - the wand
Harry wants nothing more than to see his parents and others who have died - the stone
Hermione is the most sensible one and so she accepts death - the cloak

In fairness, she does have a manly jaw

You're certainly right about that. Then somehow Voldemort respawned in his younger body as a memory or some shit.

>Lucky Griphook who took out an insurance policy on the dragon breaking out of Gringotts right before Potter and company pulled off their heist. Way to go, Lucky Griphook!

>Hermione is the most sensible one
and yet she married manbaby ron who was poor and was totally incompatible with her and her ideals
well done sensible girl
lol

her mind was sensible, not her pussy

Not talking about the effect on people but the place itself. The horcruxes "curses" the place where they are due voldemort evil soul and turn them into haunted places.
>make an horrocrux some pebble, throw that shit on a random river
Then you have a haunted river, easy to trace.

I don't know if they revealed how but dumbledore was able to trace the location of some of the horrocruxes and they were really well-hidden

Hermoine is black now so her sense is very questionable.

Why was Dumbledore so affected by the horocrux in the cave while Harry himself was not? Because Harry is a horocrux? I guess that makes some sense.

Imagine having a sensible pussy.
(i have no idea what to imagine)

Well damn Rowling. You sure arent throwing me any stones to try and make sense of your shit story.
And the cloak is cannon the best because only it allowed its brother to survive death. The others led to their brothers demise.

My understanding is that it can only ever be done voluntarily

Dumbledore drank the potion, dumbfuck

>because only it allowed its brother to survive death
Congratulations for not understanding a children's story within a children's story.

I already said that. That was my whole point. That he drank the potion and it was the potion that affected him, not the horocrux itself. Dumbfuck.

It wasnt the horcrux but the water you had to drink in order to get the horcrux out. There was no horcrux if you recall, it was a dummy left by Remus Black as he had already taken it.

The shitcrux still works then.
Find an old, abandoned type place and chuck that turd into the sewer.
Spread rumors that it's haunted by a really malevolent spirit.
Done.
Could even be a muggle city sewer.

I do not recall that. Why would Remus Black do that knowing that eventually the horocrux would need to be destroyed? Why would he make some decoy and poison good willed people who try and destroy it? Was it to protect it from Voldemort's own people? That makes sense.

>brother 1 died because everyone covered his wand and he was murdered for it
>brother 2 died of anguish because he could not stand being away from his beloved dead
>brother 3 lives a great old long life and only died willingly of old age
Yeah I'm thinking I in fact did understand and you did not. The cloak is the only of the three that allows its wielder to escape death. The rest bring death sooner.

>people arguing about harry potter lore
ur gay

Turn a penny into a horcrux and hand it to a jew. GG mr botterr

R.B. took it with the intent of destroying it but as it turns out that's easier said then done. He left a dummy to trick old Voldy into believing it was still there. The desire to BTFO Voldemort who might in the future have had all the rest used up but still beleive this one to be active.
The poisoned potion was Voldemorts own doing and it automatically refilled via magic. He again left it be to make it seem like the horcrux was still safe.

That's unironically what Voldemort did with the goblet tho. Problem is the Jews were Jewed by another Jew who stood to profit off betrayal.

hot take: dumbledore knew where all the horcruxes were, but before dying only went after the most well hidden ones first because he knew the three kids couldn't have done it in a million years
the ring was apparently protected by lots of powerful enchantments
the locket was on an island by a magic invisible boat in a cave reached by a magic invisible door
the horcruxes the three retards went after were in a bank vault (a relatively easy prison heist), room of requirement (had not protections other than being lost in a jumble), nagini (not magically protected most of the time)

My head canon is the objects also need to he somewhat magical in nature to contain a magical soul, but I know the books say nothing like this.

Yeah that makes sense. I'm sure he wouldn't want Voldemort to know that he knows about his horocruxes and that his is collecting them.

He was a retard.
He took the real horcrux from where voldemort had hidden it (never explained how he got it out of the poison, maybe he had a sacrifice) but he took the real one, left a fake with a note to voldemort should have ever go back for it saying "la la la i stole your real shit have this fake lmao faggot".
For such an relatively important character, they were well and truly non-existent in the books and little was written about him.

He sure fucked anyone else who wanted to go down the path of destroying voldemort though.

The cloak doesn't make you immune from killing curses you dumbshit
It lets you wander around a magical school at night so that you come to realize that love TARS love is what makes the world go round until you finally marry the hot redhead chick and have children and pass the cloak on

Out of all the people you'd think he'd tell, it would be Dumbledore. Who was also in the order. Yet Dumbledore still went there and drank the poison all for nothing. Remus really fucked up.

Explain the diary then

That's a good take on it user. One has to wonder why Dumbledore didnt just leave a note explaining the rest to Harry in that case.

>never explained how he got it out of the poison, maybe he had a sacrifice
He made Kreacher force him to drink the potion and get out with the real locket
Regulus then became one of the Inferi in the lake

>in a cave reached by a magic invisible door
The only interesting thing about all that that I liked was the mechanism by which you entered the cave and the rational given for why is was the way it was:
You had to spill your own blood to get in there, because it amused and suited volde that his foe was physically weakened trying to enter.

Well it's canon that you split your own soul by doing horrible crimes and placing the lost soul from that crime into objects, no? That's why that one dude was so against telling Voldemort how to make them. Because they require severing your own soul through horrible acts.

>No, it isn’t,” said Harry thoughtfully. “He’s a funny man, Dumbledore. I think he sort of wanted to give me a chance. I think he knows more or less everything that goes on here, you know. I reckon he had a pretty good idea we were going to try, and instead of stopping us, he just taught us enough to help.
Right from the first book

Riddle is a magic obsessed autist and likely enchanted it long before he ever put his soul in it

The explanation was already shot down by Dumbledore having the cloak at the time, but for the sake of argument find me a single time a spell passed through the cloak and caused harm to the wearer. I cant think of one.

Well then he could have enchanted a rock, put his soul in it and then shaped it into a butt plug and shoved it up Snape's ass

Thats doesn't explain why he was not just upfront with Harry and just expected him to be the savior of the world. This all turned out to be false anyways. Dumbledore thought that Harry would indeed have to die because he was a horocrux. He pretty much got close to him knowing that Harry would be forced to die. And he was wrong.

Malfoy does Petrificus Totalus on Harry in the sixth book, right through the cloak

Sixth book, Harry is petrified by Malfoy under the cloak.

Doesn't that only happen in the film

>arguing about details in a children's story some retarded boomer foid wrote in one afternoon

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Autism never fails. Good job fellows. My headcanon is thoroughly shattered.

>look at me
>n..not much time p-potter
>into...my eye
>no potter you moron
>my brown eye
>10pts from griffndoorrrsh....

Dumbledore's like Tom Bombadil, he knows everything, he's all powerful, he just jokes around knowing that he has the biggest wand in the world

That’s why Dumbledore cleverly had all Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers have his own specially designed buttplug calmly put up their ass

Thanks for letting us know. You can leave now.

>raging about said autists
yeah, i have nothing better to do either

The very wand that got jacked from him, right? The Elder Wand?

it's technically not a krilling curse tho

No
Also Moody (and apparently Dumbledore) can see through the Cloak which means it's not immune to magic
It also doesn't make you disappear off the Marauder's Map

It checks out

Isn't that just meant to be allegorical anyway?
Like, the brothers in were actually just really talented and crafted some powerful shit but the whole death thing was fairy tale shit tacked on later?
Wasn't this even said in the story at some point?

Elder Wand is the biggest cuck in the books. "Oh no you've been disarmed you don't deserve to wield me." boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>bunch of random letters
In English, doc

elder wand a slut

It's an allegory for lusting for power. The only person who asked for something that wouldn't help him cause horrible deeds is the only one that escaped death

Yes but if it fails to protect from a spell first years can cast easily it won't block a killing curse. Also, fake Moody flat up says there's no way to magically block a killing curse, and even Dumbledore has to result to using animated statues to block the ones Voldemort throws at him

Many reasons, such as that he has to make sure they remain intact so they're all designed so that only magic can destroy them, a flushed poop is not ideal for that. He needs his horcruxes to be well hidden or with people he can trust, e.g. his diary with Lucius Malfoy. I'm pretty sure the horcruxes were also needed to bring back Voldemort in physical form, otherwise it's just part of his soul.

Yeah, I agree obviously. So saying Dumbledore flaunted himself because we was the owner of said wand is a little asinine.

>Also, fake Moody flat up says there's no way to magically block a killing curse
Yet Lily Potter straight up did block a killing curse to the point it rebounded with magic and love.

desu Dumbledore won the elder wand through sheer skill in duelling
whereas the others won it by technicality or deception

In current media Dumbledore isn't much. His brother is the strong one. To the point he blows mountains to pieces at the flick of his wand.

If it is what I think it is it's an exercise in pure autism. No, not the autism we partake in by just posting on this site, I mean legit, pathetic autism.
Imagine a soiboi that into marvel and soiwars that thinks they're smart and writes a fucking harry potter fanfic mixed in with hard scifi and a huge portion of r/atheism.
If it is what I think it is, fucking lol

I haven't seen the Fantastic Beasts movies, does this really happen?

Checkmate rowling as in bowling, you dumb bitch.

At the end of the second, yes. His autistic brother gets a wand near the end. He looks out to a mountain from a window, flicks his wand, and blows a huge crater in the mountain.

Aunt Pentunia was jealous of harrys mother having magic.

Thank God I grew up before these movies came out

>He borrowed it from James a few days before James and Lily died.
Kek.
"Hey, you know how there's an evil genocidal maniac murdering anyone who doesn't agree with him? And you know how you guys don't agree with him and have a newborn kid? Well... I was thinking of borrowing your special invisibility cloak that could definitely protect if you were to be attacked... for research purposes..."

88s of truth
is this why they refused to say his real name, too risky in /currentyear/?

Meanwhile Johnny Depp (Dumbledore's former gay lover) shows that genocide of muggles is the only way to stop his prophecy of WWII and the dropping of Nuclear bombs.

Eh, Dumbledore himself admitted the Hallows were his lifelong weakness
Also the Potters were under the Fidelius Charm by then, the cloak wouldn't have helped

You don't have to resort to that. We all know it's because lily was the hot 2nd child and petunia was the horse-faced future roastie.
Women hate more than anything prettier women than themselves. The magic jealousy was an afterthought.

So did Grindelwald kill all the Jews
Or did he change everyone's memory into thinking the 6 million died?

What a fucking disgusting jaded take on a child's jealousy about not being magic as fuck.

save you indignation for leddit child

Yeah, that doesn't cut it. Pissing on /pol/ incels isn't reddit. It's Yea Forums rejecting you, stop the delusion user.

Considering goblins still exist, no. He did not kill the Jews.

What was his taxation policy that made wizards hate him so much?

10% of every Wizard's soul.

>we are 4chna!
lol
you have to go back

/pol/ and it's former counterpart has been around for more than a decade. You're on the wrong site, man. Especially the wrong board when Yea Forums is pretty much /pol/ under the guise of television now. Maybe you'd enjoy Yea Forums more?

Is Accio essentially God-mode?

Well a horcrux has to be created at the point of the crime, murder. Like you murder someone and at that moment or thereabouts, you perform the ritual which separates part of your soul into something, creating a horcrux.

So if Voldemort wanted to do what OP suggests, he'd have to kill someone while taking a shit.

>Last thing you see is the dark lord hiking up his robes and squatting out a turd, while he whips his wand at you and avarda kedavra's

It's hilarious that you don't see the parallel between "we Yea Forums" and "you have to go back". Once in a while you have to take your brain out for a spin before the atrophy sets in.
They're seemingly on every board. They're on /g/. They're on Yea Forums. They're on /aco/. They're on Yea Forums. Just because the cancer has spread doesn't mean I have to accept it with open arms.

I really didn't like how he was portrayed in the movies either. I always pictured him like a mirror of Dumbledore; very calm and quiet (the Harris Dumbledore of course, not the later abomination) but radiating power

>Well a horcrux has to be created at the point of the crime, murder. Like you murder someone and at that moment or thereabouts, you perform the ritual which separates part of your soul into something, creating a horcrux.
No ritual required to split the soul. It's the crime itself that splits the soul and you put that piece of soul onto an object.
>They're seemingly on every board. They're on /g/. They're on Yea Forums. They're on /aco/. They're on Yea Forums.
This all came from Yea Forums and moot deleted /new/ which was the containment for such things. After people felt offended the gloves were off and the entire site was under attack.

to get back to a body and not just being a disembodied spirit you need the horcrux.

Yeah well he also fucks goats so...

a pussy that seals when a bbc approaches

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voldermoet only killed 8 people?

Auror. Pretty similar.

What are you even suggesting? It's not about killing people. It's about doing horrible crimes that split your soul. It's not limited to murder alone, unless I am mistaken. Just that murder is the easiest soul splitting crime.

No it's specifically needs to be murder

Ah. I'll take your word on that. A little oddly specific of a crime. Why wouldn't raping some little boys or whatever split your soul?

was voldemort an incel

Rowling didn't want to upset her Jew overlords

No. He fucked one of the hottest women in the movies. Bellatrix Lestrange.

No it doesnt. Rowling has confirmed that is not the case. Murder may be and likely is a part of it.
The best guess we have right now is cannibalism. You need to ritually consume the flesh of the murdered to make it happen.

>After people felt offended the gloves were off and the entire site was under attack.
Which was all fine and dandy until these morons started shooting at Walmarts and running down old women because they can't into pussy. Why the fuck would any one of us stand beside such degeneracy? Bring on the reddit, purge /pol/. I'd rather live in al and of perpetual summer and I am not going anywhere to make it happen. Civil war time. Probably need to watch Avengers for further instruction on how to proceed, but my mind is made.

You're thinking of the people who split from Yea Forums and went to cripplechan after moot removed /new/ and unleashed it upon the world.

>not the version with clifford for president
2/10, see me after class

yes
the more his face became a snake the less his snake became a penis

So we're just left with larpers? We're already are in perpetual summer, huh? Thanks for the insight, user.

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moot himself said that summerfags were not a thing and that the biggest shitposters were Aussies. You can verify that.

Summer is not a thing but it's super effective at filtering out the new.
>the biggest shitposters were Aussies.
Don't know fuck all about this. Source? I guess it doesn't matter. Kangaroo larpers are still larpers. Wasn't that Canada van retard from Yea Forums? We still have our fair share of morons who are unhinged enough to do it.

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Voldemort didn't know Harry was a horcrux
He didn't need Harry's blood specifically, just the blood of an enemy. He wanted Harry's because he's a dramatic faggot and also he wanted to be able to touch Harry without crumbling up.

Well I'm just going by what it says in the books. I stopped paying attention to this expanded lore shit long ago

People who spend a lot of time around Harry.
He's always with Ron and Hermione, and he's at the Burrow a lot.

Oh I'm sorry. He said "it does not really increase that much." Where in comparison he hates Australians.

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>no hagrid
damn it's like that?

>into star wars
>thinking magic and sci fi/fa aren't compatable
"soiwars" is literally science fantasy + magic.
I haven't watched any Marvel movies, however I have heard their powers come from GODS so atheisim is out there.
Hare Potter is still in the anything can happen stage since JK is a retard so maybe you're right.

Because he's old school and doesn't use toilets. He just poop in the place and vanish the turd.

Harry got the protection because Lily specifically gave her life for his when otherwise she could have lived - ie her death was her choice. Just jumping in front of a killing curse wouldn't work.

The love magic protection happens twice in the books. The first time, Voldemort never intended to kill Lily, and she gave her life willingly to save Harry. The second time is when Voldemort "kills" Harry. He willingly gets hit by Voldemort's spell in the woods, and so everyone at Hogwarts cannot be harmed by Voldemort from then on.

>Just jumping in front of a killing curse wouldn't work.
This is anime tier shit. That one has to decide on their own to spend all their life force to protect somebody. It isn't good writing.

Was Voldemort an incel

...

>nu-incel seethe copelet detected

Report to the nearest star wars hate thread.

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Because it isn't true and you're a gullible retard.

He had a daughter in The Cursed Child. So no.

>Before her death, Bellatrix secretly gave birth to an illegitimate daughter named Delphini, whom she conceived with her beloved master, Lord Voldemort. Delphini was conceived sometime after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries in 1996 and before Bellatrix's death at the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998

I don't think this is true.

>family makes their riches off of inventing famous potions
>very reason Harry is so rich as a child
>wow what sort of retard would believe his dad also invented some sort of potion?

Rudolphus status: KEKED

You're pulling shit out of your ass. Rowling talked about Potter wealth and it's not this Potters are literally old money..

Yes she did. Where do you think Harry got the vault of gold? It was because the Potter family had long lines of potion invention and peddling.

James Potter didn't make any potions. His grandparents, etc. did, but he and his parents were just living off their fortune. James had no special potions skills.
It's also the fact that it isn't true, just some faggot fanfiction, and a ripoff of Voldemort's backstory.

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My point what is to make one retarded to believe his father was also capable of producing a potion? You do get that, right?

Okay, then how the fuck did James cuck Snape then? Also, James didn't invent shit. The money came from 12th century.
Ye.

Also, I might be fucking retarded and misunderstood your guy's points. There's always that. I only started reading like 2 comments ago.

It's all just me. I think it's a fair point to ask why you'd think only a gullible retard would believe that somebody from a family known for potions would make a love potion.

Oh, you mean James had access to old Potter potion storage that survived from 12th century? Maybe and the story would be super anime and cucky af and distract from the overall message of "work together and overcome adversity" and shit. It's a fun exploration if you were able to put it together well I'd read it. There is so much to explore especially with Snape being a potion master he'd see signs in Lily it would be a very stressful journey because at the end the good guy gets actually cucked.

I called that user a gullible retard because he outright believed something made up. I doubt he even knew about James' family's potion-making roots.
It's not retarded to think James could make ANY type of potion, but to make a really effective, specific potion, it definitely is retarded.

The user you're replying to isn't the user who called the guy a gullible retard. Read my point above - they didn't know James' ancestor 100 years ago or whatever made potions so it's irrelevant bringing that up when questioning whether they're gullible or retarded.

Holy fuck, I am fucking up this conversation. I'll just fuck off now. My bad my duders.

>Oh, you mean James had access to old Potter potion storage that survived from 12th century?
No that maybe himself made such a potion. I don't even know if this is in the story. I feel like I remember it said. But it wasn't about if he did it or didn't, just that he could. Did Harry himself not have a part where he thought about using a love potion? Or someobdy else used one on him? That's pretty on the nose in a story about a child who succeeded his father. Harry himself using polymogrfication or whatever the fuck which is a potion his own ancestor invented