Hello, Privilege. It's Me, Chelsea

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>Want to educate White People about privilegier
Exactly what i want to see when i tune in after a days work and need some relax time

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this alcoholic rich white roastie is gonna preach about my privilege

hilarious

>white
jews are not white

White people are so fucking annoying. Can you just stop with this bullshit already? Fucks sake.

she's still alive?

Does she think we didn't have this garbage shoved down our throats every year in school?
How brave of her.

>maybe because you can't understand this propaganda because your skin color is different

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>be worth $40million
>be Jewish
>feel the need to tell poor white people how privileged they are

>childless post wall roastie
>my boyfriend deshawn

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>i got caught with dime bags on me with my boyfriend tyshawn
lol white women LOVE the you know what

>The world of stand-up comedy seems to be going to shit

fix'd

do they unironically use the term white privilege in school now? i mean beyond some group handing out flyers

>white women

Damn, white people are so fucking racist they feel the need to tell the stories of other races because only they can understand privilege.

Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, the youngest of six children of Rita (née Stoecker), a homemaker, and Seymour Handler, a used car dealer. Her American father is Ashkenazi Jewish; her German-born mother, who came to the United States in 1958, was a Mormon. Her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1989, and battled the disease for over 15 years before dying of it in 2006.Handler was raised in Reform Judaism and had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony. She summered in Martha's Vineyard, where her parents owned a house.

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Wow, groundbreaking, Netflix sermon about white privilege, now the world's gonna change

fuck niggers

they are white whenever it suits them
and the next day they're not
>WE WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO DO X
>not me though, jewish, not white

>Rotten Tomatoes Critics - 100%
>Audience score - 2%

>white
>Handler was raised in Reform Judaism and had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony

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who would have thunk

god netflix has been going down the shitter

This

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i wonder if it's like menopause
at some point a switch is flicked and all rational thought is replaced with REEEEEEEEE MUST DESTROY CIVILISATION

>rich jewish blacked kike is gonna talk about white privilege
Why is it always the same thing? So funny.

I was super anti racist until this shot started getting shoved down our throats.
Racism is bad....70 shootings in Chicago..racism is ba...13%50%.....racism is...sqooze me white boy gimme a square...FUCKING NIGGERS!!!

Why don’t you read a book instead, racist retard?

Fuck this bitch

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Is this the start of an official push of the 'racism = privilege + power' meme

This is actually real what the fuck

EVERY DAMN TIME

Powerful stuff

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No such thing as white privilege
/thread

But shes white

I hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers.

>I want to educate racists!
Why would racists watch this?

>It's impossible to Enjoy both

white liberal rich women. every. single. time.

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WE DUNNO IF WE WAS KANGS AN SHIEET

>racists
>watching AffirmativeactionFlix

Imagine my shock.

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>German mother
So Chelsea is German.

Fucking Mormons

Oh something educational. That’s marketing suicide

Culture of Critique, for instance

Sorry Kawalski. You don't get to dump the white privilege so you can pick up the jew privilege. You got em both goy.

Reminder she got FOFTY'D

Some universities require students giving tours to first state their preferred pronouns. I'm dead serious.

The comment section seems to be loving this premise.

why dont you

No one more qualified to teach us all about racism than an upper class middle aged white woman.

The purpose of shit like this isn't to educate or reform racists. It's to evangelize normies to their ideological side. It's literal, unironic, unmitigated propaganda.

>Chelsea handler

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>handler

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>After serving a 13-month sentence and a subsequent year of house arrest in Palm Beach, Florida, Epstein in late 2010 hosted a dinner party in honor of his friend Prince Andrew at his 71st Street mansion in New York. Among the 15 to 20 guests, the New York Post reported at the time, were Katie Couric, Charlie Rose, Woody Allen, Chelsea Handler and George Stephanopoulos.

FUCK THIS EVIL CUNT

based forty

>my name is Chelsea (((Handler))) and I'm as ''white'' as they come

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Why do niggers think they're descended from royalty? Do they think slaves were once royalty? Their history is well known, they were from West Africa, sold by their own people and Arabs, also do they think white people know their history? Plenty of whites in the new world don't know the story of their ancestors

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Nothing like some rich and famous cunt lecturing the working class on their privilege.

thats a handsome jewish man

Because blacks are retarded and think because Egypt is in Africa that they could be Egyptian royalty. Even though Egyptians are sand niggers.

My university does this to all of their staff members. Why on earth do they force everyone to accommodate the 0.1% of mentally ill attention whores who identify as xir? I mean, I already know the (((reason))), but GODDAMN.

>Chelsea Handler thinks we should stop asking black people to solve our problems
literally fucking what lmao

Another Jew pushing white privilege and guilt? This is unheard of.

I guess Netflix is still not interested in making money.

once you realize she, and all other "comedians" like her only do this as a means to feel important as they get older and look back on their meaningless lives, telling crude jokes as a profession and have never contributed anything to society, have never truly felt important or useful, have nothing noteworthy to leave behind and as they creep closer to old age they are burdened with this shame and instead of facing it head on and reinvent themselves they turn this anger outwards, trying to teach others generic morals or life lessons but are still to chicken shit to admit their own faults (because that would mean they are the ones to blame for their situation), then you really start to feel pity for them

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>Netflix has kino like Marco Polo and Dark Crystal
>also has shit like this

im sure this will be a huge success thank you netflix for investing in this very safe project no way it could flop at all thank you

Is there anyone else that even thinks like this? I don't think I'm descended from the British monarchy or Charlemagne or some shit, but retarded niggers seem to think that because they might have shared skin color with someone that they've got royal blood.

Hey man, show some respect. She used to slum with a lot of black guys in college so surely she understands how blacks are feeling.

Euh, europeans know their history. I know where my family came from and its 100% white baby. Dont compare us to mutts...

I specifically stated people from the new world, and Europeans don't all know their history going back 300 years and more, record keeping is a recent thing, records have been lost, especially because of WW2, people also change their identity

I used to enjoy her show

you forgot, shes also a drug addict

Adrenochrome is one hell of a drug

white people built civilization. You're welcome dumbass. Look at the shithole known as Africa. Has the most natural resources in the world, yet they are poor as fuck, ignorant and they fuck babies to cure their aids. go join them

Hey look, another Jew masquerading as White to incite anti-White hatred.

When the fuck are Jews going to be taught a lesson?

and now you're destroying it like the little weak annoying faggots you are.

Chelsea had nice fake tits. Do they still hold up or did she hit the wall too hard?

we really need to just start killing the people who make this stuff

Its gunna be great. I can't wait for it all to come crashing down. I just hope someone is around to say I told you so.

Oh another middle class white bitch lecturing the world for cookie points

Is "read a book" the new "have sex"? I've seen lots of bootyblasted trannies uttering the phrase nowadays.

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>WE WUZ KANGS 01:01
How it even was approved in the trailer?

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it's a leftypol catchphrase

>implying trannies and leftists read anything besides erotic fanfiction and blog posting
Meanwhile I read Cormac McCarthy, James Joyce, Dosto and Tolstoi. Face it, every decent writer would be considered racist and conservative nowadays, you cunt.

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>cripplechan is gone.... But my farts are so intellectual and as next the leninist-maoist i only see plebs not worthy of my tranny utopia.

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Wow, getting lectured about racism! Looks fucking hilarious!

She aborted 2 biracial babies and laughs about it. Skip to 2:30.
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Even if your ancestor was Mansa Musa what would it matter at this point? Millions of chinks are descendants of Genghis Khan and no one gives a fuck.

Honestly I don’t give a shit about the racial background past like my grandparents that I know. None of that has anything to do with my way of life right now so it’s pretty irrelevant.

>Blacks are responsible for a disproportionate amount of violent crime, property theft, and drug abuse
>One might rationally consider this a problem that may require solutions from within the black community
>Like having father figures present for their kid's formative years
>Or taking a hardline stance against drug and alcohol abuse
>Or cutting the welfare cord so you're not reliant on taxpayer money and viewed as a societal parasite
>Or just speaking normal english instead of ebonics so people will respect you and understand what you're saying
>But no, obviously it's just white America being racist so we need to put white males in re-education camps

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It was only a couple of days ago that you guys were mocking people for crying about a Netflix show. But I guess getting triggered is ok when you do it, eh?

LMAO SEETHING

How is this comparable to a actual comedy set with a open theme touching on many subjects

This is literal racist propaganda and marketed as such

I was just pointing out that she isn't white. She should make a show about jewish privilege instead.

Liberals are the biggest hypocrites on the face of this Earth.

My family couldn't afford to travel abroad when I was a kid.

what, like mein kampf?

She is not Jewish.
>t. Orthodox

The most privileged color is green, Chelsea.

Hello, anti-white hag. History will not be kind to you.

When you have nothing else to offer, the next best thing you can do is pretend your ancestors used to be important.

Based

were you going to the arcade or laundry?

>affluent liberal white female shit #4412991

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This, my based fellow Moon Walking, internet inventing, electricity discovering White man!

>rich Jewish supremacist lectures whites about staying in their place

every fucking time

Its already dying out, this kind of propaganda isn't profitable in the slightest.

profitability has nothing to do with it

picking your mom up from work LMAO!

He looks like a Hershel basedberg

Well, social profit.

>We don't know if we were related from Kings and Queens or farmers.
>That's white privilege
Gee! I wonder what they think could be the answer

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>that top comment
Oh damn

queen of roasties

Didn't Chelsea call her ex black boyfriend(50 cent) a nigger?

She also called Lindsay Graham a lesbian.

>white femoid that enjoys getting pissed on
>her opinions on virtually anything
disregarded

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FYI - Handler murdered two of her babies in the womb, a year apart no less. So, she's going to Hell.

CREDO

That's not really a bad thing, we don't need more Chelsea Handlers.

THE RESPECT
THE RESPECT
THAT WE DESERVE

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> 44

> No husband

> Childless.

Remember when she got filmed drinking Jason Biggs piss?

>a rich white woman telling people about racism
>white surbaban women with rich husbands and cuck manbaby's will lap this shit up

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

>being demographically replaced in your own country by people who hate you and blame you for everything, while the mainstream media , pop culture and academia constantly shits on you, is actually a privilege
WoaAh, who would have thought

Every european is descended from charlemagne since he had 22 children over a thousand years ago.

>In her mid 40s
>Has never been in along term relationship
>Has no children
>Brags about having multiple abortions
>Is somehow a raging bitter cunt

Color me surprised.

>Remember when she got filmed drinking Jason Biggs piss?
I remember that video of her talking about her feminism with the cut away of her getting pissed on. Yes.

Original, brave, necessary. Something that has never been done before, but is needed now more than ever. Could use a few more Trump references though. Unfortunately it's still too dangerous to speak negatively about him in the current day and age.

Where would one even find a thing like that? It's sick. You should give me a Link so I know what to avoid.

Jewish privilege
>mind blowingly overrepresented in all sorts of positions of power, from business, to academia to politics, etc
>both parties are constantly trying to appeal to them
>both parties give total support to Israel
>criticizing them is a social taboo, while they can criticiz anyone by calling them antisemites
>they shapeshift from white to non white whenever they see fit, with no consequences

HmMMMM this is making me think

Oy vey!

I didn't expect to find it on youtube but here it is

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Top comment on YouTube mentions Epstein.

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>She summered in Martha's fucking Vineyard
holy fuck I hate this woman.

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Don't forget multiple nations conducted a total war campaign to liberate them from the fucking camps.

>talks about white privilege
>doesn't give all her money away
what did she mean by this?

Every fucking time

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You will find a lot of similarities between very rich jewish women living in very posh places. Take Lena Dunham for instance who lived in New York and Connecticut.

Imagine my shock Debra Messing is another jewish busybody who lived in Rhode Island.

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Debra Messing is very milfy. She also seems like a complete bitch. It's really hot.

yes

Every. Fucking. Time.

What a Cohencidence

Well, she isn't moving away

>Bat Mitzvah

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Thanks, white lady.

based nickers

>Handler was raised in Reform Judaism and had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony.[13][14][15][16]

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