"ciao user, do you want me to take off my pepperonis?"

>"ciao user, do you want me to take off my pepperonis?"

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Yes.

Pepperoni pizza taste disgusting. fight me

So if you don't cut the pizza into slices they're all stuck together? Are they all female? Or is it one big lady pizza?

stop making me want to fuck pizza

I'd like to put my yeast in her dough-mix if you catch my drift

I remember in 7th grade I was fooling around with a girl she was hiding the fact that she had huge tits by wearing sweaters. She had pepperoni nipples.
First person to suck those big fucking titties. She loved it.
We started "going out" (we're in the 7th grade, are you truly going out?).
She'd still hide those cows at school but when we'd hang out she would wear t shirts and be comfortable having that sexy cleavage around me.
I married her btw.
Still has great big tits.
Think lena paul, exactly like that, slightly bigger.
She's pregnant now. Lactates on my dick. Life is good. Happy sunday, fags

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she settled for your BBC then?

>Is it one big lady pizza?
Yes and no. It's like the Great Link from Deep Space Nine.

>this was 5 years ago
god fucking dammit

Never fail to impress us amerimutt

Nowadays it would be nothing but Wojak or I guess Zajak.

ok so if her bra is made of pepperoni then what are her nipples made of? more pepperoni?

>that's her bra
oh user

they gain sentience after being sliced

but she takes them off as if they're supposed to be a bra

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Wojak will die eventually just like trollface has

ah...
well then

they ruined it

that still doesn't answer my original question

well in my mind she has roni nips so

>Salami on pizza
Disgusting and amerimut pilled

really tiny pepperoni nips

>When I was young I use to date x... btw... me and x are happily married :)
Please go back.

>pizza crusts in the background
wait so were they alive too?

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>Pizza Thot
>not Pizza Slut

any media with sentient food is weird and makes no sense, but I would fuck that pizza

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trans pizza

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that's not a dong, it's a cover for her pizza pussy

This sentence has never been uttered before in the history of mankind and I'm happy to be here to witness it.

what a funny comedy movie

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You already know a Jew created this crap

no user, this is from a gum commercial

now im interested

would let her fuck my ass with her cheesy dong ngl

It's like he decided to tell his pathological lie, decided to change the story mid-way, and forgot he mentioned a contradicting point earlier.

wouldn't that be fucking her brains out?

>get bored
>order some pizza
>get a loyal harem of pizza babes who will let me eat or fuck them whenever I want
sounds good m8

Remember when the script leaked for this scene?

Would be odd considering they make the muslim character assrape the jew character in that scene

odd that they made the Muslim character have gay sex with a jew

That'll be 10 dollars plus tip ;)

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If I take them off will you die?

thats a dude

cunt's ugly as fuck
fat face and double chin

would still fuck him

Is it a gummy pizza or not?
Where get, I love gummy candy

this, Bacon is better

Hey alright

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bacon and pepperoni are both shit

>Tfw wish I could back, even just to 2014

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why

Is that the iJustine special?

no that's the JLullaby special

i swear if i ever go to america my bucket list will contain ordering a big ass meal only to tip the guy $0 and tell him to get a normal job if he complains

why would you make this.

so you can masturbate to it

Who?

full commercial if anyone was wondering
youtube.com/watch?v=eLtpjlAeHRM

thanks doc

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nasty ass

What do you expect? All of Yea Forums is a bunch of playing-pretend faggots. It's basically like those karmawhore sub-retarddits like Creepypms lmao

hearing Michael Cera say "I'm blowing my fucking load" was not something I ever needed to hear in my life

that movie should have never existed

She looks futa.

that beetroot getting the succ from the mushroom made me coom

t. Maddox

I'd give her more than just the tip.

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that's not a dong tho

So much this

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!