So..
So
NIGGERS
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BINGOLD CORUMPFY
Let's face it, if it wasn't for Trump, this man would not have his career right now.
Sir my son just wants some icecream please leave us alone please oh god o fuck
what would he be doing if Hillary won?
GRUMPF
this was not supposed to happen, bros.
So Donald Trump cured cancer today
>audience boos, the words "fuck Trump" are heard being yelled from the back
I know, I know. He's an embarrassment
>audience erupts in laughter as the "laugh now" sign becomes illuminated
He may well have eradicated cancer and all disease on earth...but he can't seem to eradicate that HAIRLINE
>people fall out of their seats and begin to roll around on the floor laughing hysterically, a woman has a stroke from all of the hilarity and she dies, ignored by the medical staff who themselves are also on the floor laughing hysterically
MIGA
How many scoops, Mr. President? HOW MANY SCOOPS UNTIL YOU GET THE NUCLEAR CODES? GLOBAL WARMING AND ABORTION ARE REAL.
>she once bought produce last july she's just like us
Why didn't she run again?
wow! this human being is just like me!
The beer pouring thing was especially hilarious because she never even bothered to watch a video about how to pour a beer from a tap and she completely screwed it up and the beer was literally 90% head. I'd completely forgotten just how cringeworthy she was till I saw this pic.
>she gets the scoop!
This. He'd still be there, mocking working-class white people.
>she gets the scoop
JUST ONE? ONLY ONE? PUTIN'S COCKHOLSTER IS AT IT AGAIN!
Notice how the verbiage is like a 90s advert for a posable action figure?
>Donald trump
>Curing cancer
Is this what trumpfags actually believe?
>spooned ice cream in 2008
>flipped a burger in 2007
>read a map in 1995
Yup, #ImWithHer.
Trump allowed talentless comedy writers to thrive.
You think comedy is bad now? Wait until Trump loses and they run out of material.
Well yeah, because you're a laughable joke. You proved it in 2016, and we're going to mop the floor with you freaks come 2020.
>t.
>Wait until Trump loses and they run out of material.
They'll just keep doing what they're doing.
DELETE THIS
Imagine being this triggered over a balloon. He's fun to laugh at, get over it lmao
Whats his end game?
They'll just make jokes about the republicans whining
>the balloon is the disturbing part
.Zion Don Trumplstein!
Trump's gonna win 2020 easily.
Oh my God. I didn't know THOSE were the people who had the Trump balloon.
That changes everything.
Not even demoralized, nice try though. And there's literally nothing wrong with supporting Israel, they're good people and an invaluable ally in the Middle East. I know you hate Jews like most leftists but they aren't bad people, and the need our help. Nothing wrong with helping a friend in need, which you'd know if you had any friends to speak of.
>calls working-class white people "freaks"
>thinks the LGBTQP+ circus sideshow is normal
You're not pretending, are you.
This is bait? If it isnt, what the fuck happened to /pol/? Nu/pol/ are vile.
>"Trump is dumb"
>Audience erupts in thunderous laughter and applause, lasting minutes.
>she is a human!
I don't think neocon boomers like this actually post on Yea Forums
I'm going to assume you're a Jew playing pretend.
>trumpfucks actually think the retarded shit Trump is doing is saying is comparable to "curing cancer"
>Imagine being this triggered over a balloon. He's fun to laugh at, get over it lmao
lol
Seems like the balloon is just a monument to their literal baby rage.
No, I don't think you understand what's going on here, how this process works. I'm the one laughing at you, not the other way around. I'm morally above you, and you're there to be mocked and laughed at. You don't get to laugh at a superior human being like me, I'm the one who does the laughing.
based network tv saving our democracy
PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
>Hillary is just like us! She is definitely not a cannibal lizard
she looks confused doing all of those tasks
which says a lot
Fucking yikes.
Imagine the IQ on people who get influenced by stupid shit like this.
>she gets the scoop
As long as it's just one I'm okay with it.
are these people self aware at all
do they have an inner voice
are they just automatons
of course they are, they just want control and are willing to say/do anything to get it
>it’s real
Who the hell is this even designed for?! People with brain death? The fuck is anybody in the modern age reading shit like this for? I was thoroughly convinced this was just some poorly made parody for a second.
Kek
>How do you do, fellow humans?
I remember thinking the balloon was a funny idea, also tjought the balloon was to be 100ft tall or something but it was tiny in the end
This post smells canadian, truly the beat shitposters
>/pol/faggots are STILL mad that no one respects them after Dump became president
That biden interview was weak.
it reminds me of the scene in Watchmen when Ozymandias is visiting Studio 54
"politics" is an illusion
ALL power is the ability to kill your opponent and get away with it
that's all power is, nothing else.
Return to his south african hellhole of a country to rule as king nog as soon as
1. All the whites there are dead
2. He's extracted enough money from the self hating american whites