cast him for the inevitable biopic
Cast him for the inevitable biopic
Hunter Price
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Dominic Gutierrez
YO THIS FOOL GONNA SHOW UP ON JOE ROGAN OR WHAT ITS GONNA BE LIT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
Anthony Martin
what was this dude in prison for?
Jose Hughes
He should start in the inevitable Rich Piana biopic
No,Joe there was no DMT in prison,leave him alone,he is too alpha for you anyway
Samuel Jackson
just imagine this dude coming up behind you in the shower asking to see your paperwork but you forgot to hoop it and now he thinks you got dirty paperwork.
Nathan Adams
The story where the guy was running with his eye popped out had me in tears.
Jason Collins
Your fantasy?
Julian Nelson
>had two huge Monster logos tattooed on his chest
Is this guy the apex boomer?
Isaiah Cook
HOOP THAT SHIT
Julian Morris
this dudes on roids. it's impossible to get that big without roids unless your a black dude.
Colton Fisher
fuck off cuckie, blacks have the highest rates of steroid abuse in the US, without roids they are skinny with shit frames, along with being shorter than whites
Bentley Peterson
dealing drugs
Robert Morgan
WE DOIN BURPEES
WE STAYIN MILITANT
WE GETTING OUR YARD TIME
Jayden Perry
>unless your a black dude.
Mega kek
Ethan Murphy
>turn up on the first day of prison
>some guy gets stabbed while we're getting changed because of race cleanup while some CO gets jumped for disrespecting a higher up on the bus
>in the chaos someone accidentally falls into another race's territory which sparks a mini riot
>CO's just pick off the chomos and go get lunch
>leave to the chow hall because i just want some chicken on the bone
>see a guy running out of chow with his eye dangling from its socket while two spics chase him
>ask my homie if he saw what I just saw but before he can answer someone rattles their cell door and yells in spanish
>the homie jumps down 3 flights on stairs and kirby sucks all his drugs into his ass before the CO's hit the block
>man i want some chicken on the bone
>finally get into the chow hall and wait in a long ass line where they take all your ID and how much chicken on the bone you've had
>while waiting some guy asks if that's a jew on my shoulder and i say its the king of jew bitch, 12 white boys all stab him to death for not saying anything back
>finally get the chicken on the bone and sit at my race's table
>ask this fat fuck if he has enough eggs, he says yeah so I beat the shit out of him as is protocol
>a nigger from another table looked too long at the fight and gets jumped by his race
>finish the chicken and hoop the bone, pass 5 chomos getting marked with bonecrushers on the way back to my cell while CO's bet on who's gonna die first
>quickly ask my homie who has the deadliest heroin and buy some off him
>hollow out the bone into a syringe and shoot that shit
>finally go out to yard
>need to do 10 sets of 88 burpees till we hit 888
>doing that shit straight militant when we see a white boy playing basketball with the blacks
>get up with my race to go split his wig
>didn't yell SUPREME WHITE POWER when I got off my rack so the shot caller sticks a bonecrusher in my head
>bleed out on the ground and die knowing I wasn't racist, that's just how shit is
Ryan Miller
whites are the strongest race by far, I'll give credit to blacks for being fast though.
Jason Howard
Pure kino
Blake Cruz
militant as fuck
Jacob Price
he sold a shit ton of drugs. but he basically got picked up for beating the shit out of a guy over some drug/money related shit.
Mason Cox
"The SHU is full of MOTHERFUCKERS who DONE GIVE A FUCK" lul
Kevin Thomas
Carson Gray
>When keeping it real goes wrong
Julian Hughes
>>ask this fat fuck if he has enough eggs, he says yeah so I beat the shit out of him as is protocol
I lost my shit at this part
youtu.be
Angel Nelson
Yeah I think it was for like only $2k too. He should have had a lackey try to collect.
Oliver Green
Imagine roiding and still having a skinny neck
John Rogers
one day he will run out of stories, just think about it
Jason Edwards
Wahlberg