What? Do people actually take these movies seriously?
What? Do people actually take these movies seriously?
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dude he decorates cakes so he has chameleon powers lmao
DUDE, I'M MORTALLY WOUNDED, I'LL SPEND FIVE HOURS PAINTING MY FACE LIKE A ROCK SO I CAN LIE IN A FREEZING MOUNTAIN STREAM UNDETECTED, LMAO
What movie is this? Please tell me it's real.
Hunger Games. Yes.
lol you literally cant make this shit up
this is so fucking retarded
i turned myself into a rock louis
MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF IN TO A ROCK MORTY, IM ROCK RICK!!
>supposedly starving people have decorative pastry chefs
AHAHAHAHHHHAAAAA
It had some fun worldbuilding in the beginning but yeah this movie got kind of retarded the last half
Ah yes, lying in a stream, the damp air and cold temperature will surely help me recover from this fatal wound faster
lol wtf
>I have an itch, please... katniss.... scratch it
Not to mention the fact
>My disguise is perfect, I am a rock, a perfect rock, indistinguishable unless I reveal myself. Nothing will give away me or my position.... except for the trail of blood that leads directly to this exact fucking spot
What were they thinking?
>Katniss hunts for her family instead of selling her body to whatever Capitol tourists or local party officials she can find.
Had a hard time suspending my disbelief.
Only women did.
all women are whores, some are just more open about it and get paid in cash. others get paid in dinners, clothes and other shit they want you to pay for.
>starving
Whooops! I guess we kinda forgot to mention that they're called the Hunger Games because none of them have any fucking food and they're all perpetually starving and the games actually provides fucking food to the winning district
kek
Would you guys rape the qt female contestants before eliminating them? i know i would :)
ye
yep
no because then that would set up a scene where im doing it and the main character comes and kills me to be the hero
if i was her i'd have put my heels on and started stomping
ya
yap
add necrophilia to that list
How did they disarm the mines and place them around all the stuff from the cornucopia?
Weren't the mines part of the weapons available ?
>others get paid in dinners, clothes and other shit they want you to pay for.
Only beta bux. Chad gets it for free.
sure