>"Shut the fuck up, Vader. Nobody gives a shit about your gay little space magic LARPing club. Most of the incels gave that autism up like 30 years ago and your the only one sad enough to still be playing pretend. Have sex and/or dilate."
"Shut the fuck up, Vader. Nobody gives a shit about your gay little space magic LARPing club...
Jace Adams
Matthew Taylor
>your
Joshua Howard
>galaxy wide war
>20 years later no one remembers it
Nolan Sanchez
Palpatine was just that good of a ruler. Star Wars is about terrorists destroying civilization
Owen Roberts
you're*
William Allen
>"And what of the incels? If they are allowed to shitpost online and spread hate and racism and sexism and anti-semitism, it is possible, however unlikely, that Cheeto Man could win the Presidency, and that the incels will meme him to victory."
Brody Martinez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jedi Order, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the separatists, and I have over 7000 confirmed kills. I am trained in lightsaber combat and I’m the top mind controller in the entire galaxy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this space station, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the table? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my sith master and your midichlorians are being counted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, admiral. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the force. Not only am I extensively trained in lightsaber dueling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Galactic Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, admiral Motti.
Joseph Russell
Based but needs a few *breaths* scattered in there
Connor Carter
>1000 generations of being special police
>20 years later hardly anyone believes they were special
>another 30 years later more people believe for some reason
Andrew Rogers
so he deleted billions of people's memories?
Juan Anderson
N
Aaron Sanders
I
Jason Sanchez
>Tips Fedora
Austin Peterson
H
Christopher Wilson
His respirator operates independently of his speaking
Wyatt Martin
I
Leo Jones
His incident report in "From a Certain Point of View" was one of my favourite chapters of the book.
Austin Nguyen
>A CIS lord?
Ian Ross
Why didn't anyone use kinetic weapons? Bullets move faster than their shitty blasters. A chaingun would have wrecked a Jedi's shit.
Hunter White
Because coming across a Jedi in combat would be about as probable as getting struck by lightning.
Jose Rivera
Shoot her... or something.
Lucas Cook
What are the benefits of blasters compared to normal guns?
Owen Lewis
Universal ammo?
All of ranged weapons use the same gas turned plasma.