Cast the biopic

he's still a virgin kek

>I’d rented a small flat and persuaded her to stay there with me. My libido was really low because of the steroids I’d been taking, so we didn’t have sex but we held hands, kissed and hugged. My favourite memory from the trip is just cuddling with her in bed. It felt so amazing - I didn’t want it to end. She gives the best hugs, she really squeezes you and it just feels so good. I’d never been close to another person like that before and I just wanted it to last forever.

bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/45bdcd7a-1cb1-4ad1-a3e0-ebc2a05243ac

Incels hate women and hate mass shootings?

Thing is HE FUCKING DIDN'T. In the article he clearly says he cuddled with his sorta gf, but due to roid abuse his sex drive was dead so they never had sex.

>failing to understand basic memes

nordic education

>A channel about 3 BBCs airing cuckshit.

Woah...

why cant europeans understand humor? are they even human?

How can normies misunderstand something that bad?

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>almost got sucked
lmao yeah right incel

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They have feminine or feminized brains.

>i'm not an incel any more i'm just a virgin who can't get laid lolol
What a niggot.

normalscum are so delusional on the state of the world, you wouldn't believe it. if these people were ever exposed to the raw reality and horror of this world, they would curl into a ball and scream

>only through terrorism can an incel become a chad

wtf is wrong with these people

giv mommy pusy

They think being an incel is a political ideology, not just being unable to have sex.

So 85% of Yea Forums would do this?

>incels are supposedly short-tempered virgin killing machines
>let's mock them every day
Are normals retarded?

Well, we created America aka the biggest joke there ever was.

OP probably the type of dumbass to watch this channel: youtube.com/channel/UCRVewEWU9NEWeKh3cCAif0w/featured

Yes. Irrevocably.

I still can't believe internet virgins are some kind of supervillain boogeyman

probably. this place has been invaded by normalscum in the past few years

well I am pretty badass

Wtf, how can this guy be an incel? He has a normal face.

How does roid abuse kill your sex drive? I thought that mainly happened with trannies taking estrogen and cutting their balls off.

Idris Elba

He didn't, he just thought if he was on the BBC he would get to look at an RL female.

Does it look to you like the culture doesn't want mass shootings?

You're on a board filled with them.

virgins literally terrify normalfaggots. the very idea that someone might not be addicted to orgasm is inconceivable to their atrophied brains. that's what the "have sex" meme is about; they want you to be like them

How's it going with the girl he was talking about?

This is like that time during gamergate that someone found that reddit thread and they're trying to "figure out 4chans obsession with patrick bateman", "it's like a code" and they conclude it's because we all want to be bateman, a narcissistic sociopath who gets what he wants all the time

>in the darkest corners of the internet
Also known as reddit.

And that changes what?

Don't be an incelphobe

Or most people have just grown up.

see this is what i mean, that attempt at bantering was truly pathetic and embarrassing, at least you autistic bots make good cars, other than that you're the most milque toast, wet cum blanket, soulless ""humans"" I've ever encountered, looking into a yuropoors eyes and trying to connect with them on a basic human level is akin to trying to connect with a grey wall, there's just nothing there.

this is true but it drives them crazy if you kill nonwhites

To be fair I'd abuse my power if I had a vagina. I'd like to think I'd be more up front and honest about it though.

>t. normalfag

There's barely any people over 20 years old on here

>""""""""""""""""""""used"""""""""""""""""""""

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youtube.com/watch?v=1n5nOEJtrYA

This guy got a gf, what is your excuse?

calm down incel. don't cut yourself on that edge

>be unaware of the horror and suffering in the world because you're addicted to marvel movies and netflix
>grown up
pick one

What culture? Normie culture? Of course they want mass shootings. Liberals and normies LOVE mass killings because they justifies their delusions.

I was a total neet virgin 10 years ago too but okay.

Most of the people posting that are virgins too. Or incels in denial.

Incidentally there is no truer incel than a tranny. They literally can't have sex and that's the opposite of what they requested.

How can you be an incel in a first world country when prostitution is legal?
If you want to have sex so badly, just visit a hooker

As a yuropoor I agree

stay safe at the movies friend :)

Who cares about 10 years ago, normalfag?

There's plenty of boomers.

Proving yet again that it's their own fault. You can't make this shit up.

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>the very idea that someone might not be addicted to orgasm is inconceivable to their atrophied brains.
but incels are obsessed with sex

>Are you an incel?
>No
>Are you an involuntary celibate?
>Yes

The incel Yea Forums
The gigachad comeback

i have nothing to worry about, i'm not american

How can you be obsessed with something you have never experienced?

Excuse me but Finland makes world's best memes

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>Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,
>But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.
Shakespeare predicted the incel problem, you know.

That's a fucking stupid question, people obsess with finding something all the time and they always have. Holy shit, man.

>everybody must be obsessed with this because I am

Who taught you how to read?

Post face frends,. You can't be uglier than OP's pic, right?

Honestly, I find women and men quite boring.

They really want this Incel boogeyman to be a real thing, huh.

at least he has a full head of hair unlike me, my face is only slightly better than his though.

They couldn't make Russia happen, they're desperate.

Really don't get how this happened.

I get told I'm a handsome man quite often (got told by a group of guys I met at a bar a few days ago) but I have very little success with women, even though they do give me their numbers at bars, ask me to dance etc. I don't get it lads

Same, I prefer dogs

They were talking a piss.

Right after you are dancing, literally just look at them and tell them "we are going back to my place." Then just take her by the hand and start walking. Chances are grinding up on you put them in the mood.

full head of hair again

>post-wall-roastie explaining incel to me
good one

But we all do want to be Bateman.

The basic problem with people like you is that you think incels crave sex above all else. If anything, they want to be accepted and not be treated like shit all the time.
>b-b-b--b-b-but they are bad people!
They are socially inept. They come off as assholes because they don't know any better.
>b-b-b-b-but they are not owed anything!
Every human deserves to not be treated like shit at the very basic level. Either you accept this or we can go on deconstructing every act of human dignity.
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but they are potential mass murderers!
See above. The incel epidemic is a self-fulfilling, vicious-cycle problem caused by the inability of the modern world to empathize with groups they deem subhuman.
>b-b-b-b-b-but there are more serious problems in the world other than some basement dweller not getting laid!
That is true, and for that you can just be indifferent toward incels. If you go about how they are mass murderers in the making, nazi -sympathizing, women-hating hackers on steroids (but, paradoxically, still consider them too useless to act on their supposed bloodlust), you shouldn't be surprised if some of them finally do what you expected them to do.

Why the fuck are these guys so retarded that they don't take no PCT?

Add into that obsession with unhealthy foods and hollywood fake life and you have an american.

>understand humor
>hey bro just gonna shoot up your sorority
>just a prank bro

But all of Yea Forums is addicted to orgasms.

This. Us hardcore 4channers know the sick dark fucking sick twisted reality of the world. Like how all wonen are whores even the quiet one in the back of the class and how chuck had to sell his suck and fuck store, most likely due to a female.

>tfw girls used to chase me when i was at school

>hey bro just gonna behead infidels in the streets but the police can't intervene because it would be racist
>just a prank bro

>a subculture associated with hating women
doesn't everyone hate women, though? Even women?

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>Immediately run to the same old tired "dude fat" "dude mass shootings"
This must be that European sense of humor and creativity I've heard so much about

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Yes we do

SHUT UP?

Cut them some slack, humor is haram in Europe nowadays.

it's literally all europeans know about america because that's all their state broadcasters tell them about. europeans are some of the biggest npcs around

Folks just don't understand portmanteaus.

Retard

But it’s true. Serial killers get love letters from women all the time. All that vampire/werewolf shit women obsess over is just a socially acceptable version of it.

Why does a guy who hides inside all day like you know more about the real world than normies?

>all this american cope
sad, but then what can you expect from the most cucked country in the world. it's not like they can break out of their denial since that would require admitting they have been israeli slaves for a century.

Sounds like getting sucked was what saved him.

Women aren't so cock hungry that they will throw themselves at your dick, you have to put some work in bro. If you find it impossible to be laid back, friendly and fun you're gonna have a hard time.

Back in his day, actors and stage performers were ranked the lowest in society so he probably knew quite a few.

Time for your daily prayer, Muhammad

I wonder if people commited mass stabbings due to lack of whoremongering back then

Dude I'm an incel loser but atleast I get it up when paying for fuck

what does his girlfriend look like?

Like your crush, only hotter.

how tiresome

It kind of is, but Allah will punish you if you don't do it 5 times a day.
Besides, think of all the virgin goats you'll have in heaven.

Sites like these is honestly where it starts. Especially for people with depression, they start getting xenophobic. It starts off as memes and then you see people saying those memes are not okay. Before you know it you are defending racist, sexist stuff and thinking it´s all fun and games while there´s a whole different world out there that doesn´t fit your worldview

i dont have a crush though?

hahahahhahahahahahaha

What other meme names has mainstream warped like Incel?

>"i used to be an incel"
>is still an incel

all liberals are like that

Do these retards not understand that people say a lot of shit ironically?

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Gamers are literally the most oppressed minority.

Or movieblob saying Yea Forums looked up to Bane and his ideology

Yea Forums has heaps of older anons

Wat

Normies love mass shootings. It means they have something to talk about and they gain social virtue points by pretending to grieve for the dead. Also gun control is a favourite dinnertable chat

>takes steroids
>gets low libido
how? people on steroids get horny as fuck

>My libido was really low because of the steroids I’d been taking
That's exactly the opposite of what they do

Reminder nobody has ever said this unironically but women, blacks, gays, trannies and jews all genuinely believe that about themselves

tfw my face is fucked too and I'm not taking steroids. why am I still getting acne at age 27? i've been to the dermatologist plenty of times and have had microneedling/some laser work done to no avail. I change my pillowcase, drink nothing but water and don't eat absolute trash. how the fug is it still happening, its killed what little confidence I would have because I feel like they would be staring at those marks the entire time. my back isn't as fucked as his but there are still some marks there as well. my face has like a reddish hue to it now

>One man tells how he got almost sucked off

I fucking hate this timeline

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Only when first taking steroids, due to them now having both natural AND extra testosterone on top of it.
But that effect goes down after a while, when the body starts to produce less and less testosterone on its own. And if he stopped using steroids, his libido might aswel dissappear altogether.

Stop fucking around and take accutane

>all these triggered replies
one dog beheading video would destroy 95% of HR, so I don’t know why everyone is calling you an incel.

Accutane worked for me, 6 month dose. I still get some spots from time to time but nothing like before.

Yes. Women most of the time hate each other.

in the end everyone has their own experience. he's not even making a point at all, "someone out there has it much worse than you." THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING

I'm sorry that your truth and digits were slept on

the dermatologist mentioned this and also mentioned how I would have to come in every month and get blood work done and see if my liver is getting fucked up from it. so I politely declined that

But they hate men more

For me they just checked once before it started, after two weeks, then after 3 months and after it ended.

I hate you more than anything

based

Yeah but if your own experience makes you think “incels” are one of societies “greatest threats” then you are sheltered and deserved to be mocked into correction.

Funny how no normie has managed to answer this, yet.

>I used to be an incel. Now I’m a virgin but I respect women!

the only thing women hate more than men is other women, stupid kids.

no retard. the point is normaltards have no idea of what is actually happening in the world. they think the whole world is marvel movies and social media, because that's all they know and experience. in reality, as we speak there are criminal gangs abducting children from the streets to rape and murder them on camera, and sell the tapes to groups of committed child abusers and pedophiles. there are gangsters in mexico skinning people alive and feeding them their own severed genitals. there are armed groups in africa gang raping women before hacking their breasts off with machetes and ripping unborn babies from their wombs. there are people locked in dungeons being raped and tortured for some sick fuck's amusement

the world is a horror movie and the average person simply has no clue. that's why they're stupid enough to call a group of frustrated virgins "the darkest corners of the internet"

I'm an incel who respects women. Okay, not all of them. Some of them, anyway. You see, sometimes I see these hollow party girls on the street, and I look at their aimless stare, often directed at their phones, and then I look at their friends and at their clothes; I only feel disgust. I would not even touch them. It's as if I can smell their nasty roastie vagina from where I stand. But some other times, there are women I love, which I would respectfully save if they found themselves in harm's way. Take this, last time I went to Mickey-D's in this European student town, three girls were behind me. One in particular struck me: A petite physique, a ribbon in her hair, a classy yet humble set of clothes. As she stood there, she was half my size, I imagined kissing her lips and gnawing on her fleshy little thighs. Alas, my Big Mac, Coca-Cola and large fries order came in due time, and I left her to her two other girlfriends. As I walked back home, Mickey-D's bag in hand, I reflected on the lost opportunities. But in the end, despite the fact that I will most likely not have sex with this girl, this event served to show me one thing: I can respect some women.

Yes that’s why women champion men’s rights and fight against feminism.
Oh wait, it’s the opposite.

>You see, sometimes I see these hollow party girls on the street, and I look at their aimless stare, often directed at their phones, and then I look at their friends and at their clothes; I only feel disgust. I would not even touch them. It's as if I can smell their nasty roastie vagina from where I stand.
Based and extremely redpilled
>But some other times, there are women I love, which I would respectfully save if they found themselves in harm's way. Take this, last time I went to Mickey-D's in this European student town, three girls were behind me. One in particular struck me: A petite physique, a ribbon in her hair, a classy yet humble set of clothes. As she stood there, she was half my size, I imagined kissing her lips and gnawing on her fleshy little thighs. Alas, my Big Mac, Coca-Cola and large fries order came in due time, and I left her to her two other girlfriends. As I walked back home, Mickey-D's bag in hand, I reflected on the lost opportunities. But in the end, despite the fact that I will most likely not have sex with this girl, this event served to show me one thing: I can respect some women.
Cringe amd extremely bluepilled

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>women are self-important narcissists who fight for things that benefit them
>women hate the other self-important narcissists that siphon the attention they themselves felt entitled to
It’s almost as if it’s possible for the brain to hold two conflicting positions that seem mutually exclusive, but aren’t. I wonder if we should invent a term for this “cognitive dissonance.”

There are extremists of every ilk, your average women doesn't hate men. You sound like youre still in school.

At least did they offer him a skin cure or something?

I wish you the very best user

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>society making an enemy out of incels
Hope they rise up desu.

>your average women doesn't hate men.
Lmao yes they do. YOU sound like youre still in school.

He fucked up his PCT.

>this but with transexual manbearpig furries with diapers on everywhere

>Lmao
>YOU
stop embarrassing yourself kiddo

Woman want ugly men DEAD. they evolved knowing such men can rape them and force bad genes into them so they want you fucking dead instinctively. Incels are an anathema to them no matter how nice and docile they seem.

What the fuck is this made up bullshit?
This should be a Yea Forums banner desu.

100% chance he didn't.And he is still an incel but capitalizing on it so therefore his logic is that he isn't one
Christ have mercy what is wrong with these cunts??Acting as if memes are science.Literally worse than those youtube channels trying to explain gachi and ricardo to normies.

>"it's like a code" and they conclude it's because we all want to be bateman, a narcissistic sociopath who gets what he wants all the time

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Do they realize these are only meme images and there’s no army of white males amassing to Nazi the planet? Is that what these “people” want society to think? Does anyone believe this fucking madness?

>extremists
back to plebbit centrist.

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> there’s no army of white males amassing to Nazi the planet?
>being this delusional
Real human beans outside your lemming bubble are deeply unsatisfied with the state of the world.

>continues to embarrass himself

is it still involuntary if I don't make any effort whatosever and just wanna chill on my own?

>newfag can't tell who samefags are

>women want ugly men dead

ugly "people" are genetic defects, i see nothing wrong here.

I don't get it, I fulfill all the Yea Forums chad criteria (tall, built, good face) but when I interact with women I can't get over the feeling that they're repulsed by me
guess I'm staying an incel, atleast my career is on point and I'm pretty happy on my own

Yes. People are trust into relationships naturally by social situations. it's impossible to have a normal healthy school life and end up a virgin. Not approaching girls is a meme

LOL

and then you throw potential roid-rage into the mix

Post face.

>putting the unaesthetic sex in charge of judging attractiveness

>have a handful of friends I hang out with every other weekend
>visit family often
>hang out with work bros regularly
where's a relationship supposed to magically come from here? stop baiting

I've watched a couple of this dude's videos, he seemed to be genuine. Just a really odd, awkward man with anger/anxiety issues. He talked about how he almost went down the Elliot Rodger path but managed to stop himself because he was self-aware that his problems were mostly his own fault.

Ironically I don't think he's a virgin anymore, apparently he got a gf because of his videos. It's just like Eggman, get mildly internet famous spouting >tfw no gf and that gets you a gf.

>Be an incel
>Lose weight
>People all of a sudden call me handsome
>Decide to put it to the test
>Install tinder
>Match with girl
>Fuck girl
>No longer a virgin
>No longer an incel

can you even imagine having to have one person constantly around you just because you wanna have sex?
fucking normalfags and their disregard of free time

>posting your face on Yea Forums
I'm about 5 PSL / 6 irl, chico pheno. I facemog most guys though

*Also he was a gymcel if that makes any difference

> handful of friends
normal oversocializled people hang out in large clique flocks and aren't losers with a few friends. They are constantly at parties or other events with many acquaintances. girls They literally force friends to date the single guys, usually as a pecking order bitch shit to get rid of competition for chad. A girls friends decides her partner, not the girl herself. Chads and brads don't actually approach girls and ask them out. A girls friend sets them, up with them.

Just blur your face if you don't want to be recognized

>things that did not happen

I can imagine and it's fucking terrible. Never again.

Oh you misunderstand, I don't trust a woman to shit in the toilet. I just dislike uggos.

I'm not in high school dude, no adult with a full time job is like that

ok but i will delete it later..

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How do you stop being an incel? Have sex or stop holding backwards attitudes to women? Can one achieve the latter without having sex?

>having trouble getting laid means you're a threat to society
What the literal fuck. Personally I'm not too surprised because I have always understood the trash nature of human culture and behavior, but still. Damn son.

>It's impossible to improve your health and look

t; some bitter incel

You watch WAY too much television.

>no adult with a full time job is like that
yeah, you missed your chance. This is the natural life of everyone in highschool/uni/fucking elementary school by grade 7. This is why no normal fag just magically ends up a virgin. you think normal fags make a deliberate effort to lose it? no they are just like you and naturally lose it though their social life.

I don't watch tv or movies at all. I'm describing my own anecdotal experience.

>Have sex
Yes because incel has a definition in spite of what people want it to mean.
>Can one achieve the latter without having sex?
Yes.

well no shit people who had sex in high school were social, what are you even talking about?

>>Match with girl
>>Fuck girl
what happens between these two steps?

I thought Limmy was married.

Anyone here desucel (desultorily cenlibate)?

>lose weight

Damn, really improved your looks by so much. Truly went above and beyond

Nobody will ever believe such an obvious, bold faced lie. You cannot seriously believe otherwise.

follow the thread. I'm responding to someone who claims he's an incel because he just never made the effort, i'm clarifying that normal people don't make the effort either, it just naturally happens. Because you didn't participate in that social life you are of the incel caste.

Funny you should post aggretsuko, a show that presents just how retarded women are.

Women are more cliquey at work. There's research about this, so I'd agree with you.

that was me you stupid shit I asked if it's still involuntary if I can't be assed to make the effort
> i'm clarifying that normal people don't make the effort either, it just naturally happens
yeah no shit because they're social
stop being a retarded cunt

Higher standards than raccoons. Also dick issues.

And I clarified that yes, it is involuntary because normalfags don't "make the effort" either and being social or not isn't a choice but an adaptation.

I'm waiting

>talk to qt at work
>she has a boyfriend who is as mediocre looking and boring as me
every time