Would you give up your hobby and wizardry powers for a 45+ year old divorced single mother?

would you give up your hobby and wizardry powers for a 45+ year old divorced single mother?

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I'm almost 36 and a virgin, but I've never understood collecting toys or figures or whatever.

39 yrs old and 3 months. Cant see anything changing by June next year.
>kill me.

Never compromise, not even in the face of pusy

>had sex once when I was 17 with a hottie
>had a 6/10 gf when I was in my early 20s, great girl but desu the downgrade kind of bothered me and having to have a gf felt kind of like a chore.
>haven't had a real social life since my early 20s since it really burns me out and felt like a chore which lead to to me not having friends at all anymore.
>haven't had a really job since my early 20s because I felt like I just got a "real job" because it's what you are supposed to do
>fell into deep depression because it felt like I was living some sort of lie and just did things I was supposed to

>be 30 now
>no social life besides going to church and visiting my siblings/nephews/nieces on my way home
>only friend I guess is a 70 year old guy who is a sub contractor through work. don't socialise with him after work but whenever I see him at work often have a chat and share some deep stuff with each other. sometimes help him with his jobs for free on my days off.
>get into toy collecting, cars and gardening and other random diy stuff
>work min wage job close to home so I get to leave 10-15 mins before work starts

desu feels like I'm in a better place now than I was a few years ago. the no friends thing doesn't bother me too much because I know I'm kind of selfish and I'm not very social and will make shit up to not be social which is why I'm afraid of getting too close to people even though I'm fine at holding conversations and stuff with them

I thought you get powers at 30?
Indeed, I *know* get powers at 30 because I made it to 30 years and one month, but then a succubus honed in on my magical scent and got me.

One activity I want to take up is hunting.

I'm 34, not that far from now

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No powers. I've amassed some wealth through not wasting it on chasing thots but that's all

Not a wizard. Lost my magic spark at 24. And I wouldn't put up with a partner telling me what hobbies I can have. But I'm 35 now so sure. I'd bang the 45 yr old mom if she's cool. This seems oddly specific a question.

I’m 51 and have never even kissed a girl.

I think it’s because of my physique. I’m really skinny. I can never attract women even when I’m on anti Trump rallies. What do women want from me? I voted for Clinton.

Wardrobe change? Women are gay for a nicely tailored suit.

can't tell if you guys are serious. c'mon

Grim

Why wouldn't I be serious?

dilate

Unfortunately I am. Posted it before but I'm getting so desperate at this point I offered a friend a lot of money to be a surrogate gf.

Really?

cringe, grow a pair

>cringe.
Dilate

Movie would have had more sense if he fucked Kat Dennings instead of the mother.

Yeah. A few thousand pounds.

What did she say?

I'd give my left nut to fuck Catherine Keener.

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She was surprised but basically that she doesn't have the time.

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Wew

Once I stopped being a neet and had disposable income I bought all the little figures and hobbies and decorations and plastic shit I always wanted. Or thought I did.

They're cool for awhile but it's a few years later and I've resold almost all of it. It never brought me joy and I don't think most who fill their shelves with this mass market crap are getting anything out of it either, beyond likes and up votes.

Yeah. Fml.