Decent movie but hard to break the suspension of disbelief

Typo: don't

I'm ugly as fuck and lost mine at 13, and spent my teen years to early 20s with multiple women.

Virgin at 40 is someone that doesn't want sex.

Lost mine at 24, the girl was surprised and went around and told all her friends
>tfw autismo chad

I'm a 36 yo virgin

Lost mine at 23. It took forever to nut. Girl thought I lied about being a virgin. Hell she had friends that told her I was lying(they hated me) it took my 2 best friends to go up to her and be like he has had 0 luck with ladies before you. A month later broke things off with her.
Fucked two girls since then.
>tfw its been 3 years since I felt a warm pussy

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7 more months bros

Post again

31 and going strong! I can feel my wizard powers growing with every new day!

PAY FOR SEX FAGGOT. Seriously if I didnt lose my nut legit at 23 I would fuck an escort. I told friends and family if I am still a virgin come 25 get me an escort/hooker

No, I told her I had a girlfriend a couple of years ago, which i did but never got to fuck her because she was virgin and ugly and i was so unhappy with her i had to break up before had a chance to fuck her.

That's really fucked up of her. I could conceal my virginity because despite being nervous I could act normal and knew what to do

I suffered from PIED (porn induction erectile dysfunction) and my first time I was nervous as hell, and took like an hour to get a boner, and it came finally.
The following 3 ou 4 times I had again my PIED problem, but i stopped masturbation and now i got instant boners
Also, my first and second time, i didnt nut

Why do you care so much? The more you care, the more you'll suffer over it and the less likely you'll actually receive it.

Let people care about things. Do you need people to be walking autonomous drones?

Well, I don't really care what other people do, but it just boggles my mind that they decide to put themselves in mental cages by caring so much about meaningless shit.

Top kek at your life. Im sure being confused is a normal occurrence for you

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No, not really, but interesting assumption. Why would you assume I am often confused? To tell you the truth, it's actually the opposite. I see things far more clearly than I've ever done before.

Nigga I have had sex. You have not. Go back to being a beta bitch who just watches

Nice larp you tell yourself. Have fun tonight with that one. Im serious, have fun, bro.

I had sex for the first time 5 years ago with a girl I just met and I came in like 10 seconds but then I woke up and realized it was just a wet dream and then it took me good 15 mins to wash out my cum stained undies.

Again, why do you care so much? And why do you think I should care so much?
You didn't answer my question, but whatever.

I still don't understand why you lot care so much, to the point where you get hostile with someone that questions you. Does it put your self-worth in that much jeopardy?

Everyone knows you don't understand things.

Why do people hold having sex so highly?

The smell

I understand more than you. I understand that by merely asking a simple question, it will undermine everything you believe you are and make you rave like an idiot, just like I demonstrated.

it's what happens when you see no value in life other than glorifying your urges

Its obvious you need to cum right now

That feel when you dont need to imagine it

Not him but here i am. A future 40 year old virgin

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>at work
>get drink of water
>butch dyke is getting a drink too
>she says hi how are you
>I'm not social at all
>i say good, fill my glass and leave
>she says loudly and sarcastically "I'm good too thanks"
>turn around and go back to her
>I say sorry and ask her how she is
>an awkward confrontation starts out where she thinks I'm trying to be passive aggressive
>i apologize and try to be polite as possible, explaining that I do IT and I'm not very social
>she gets it and starts to be friendly, introducing herself
>she says I have no reason to be shy because "you're a good looking guy"
>leave and go back to working
That's the first time a girl I wasn't related to said I was attractive.

Feels good man.

It provides immediate physical gratification as well as releases bonding hormone oxytocin which relieves stress and tension. On top of that it provides mental health benefits from knowing that you are accepted and desired by an another human being. Anyway it's a little hard to explain but it's very easy to understand if you actually had sex before.

You missed your chance to whip out your phone and show her funny memes that you found on the front page of reddit

because sex is the basis of all human society
humans society is based around the family unit

Nice story, but it lacks the "y-y-you too" at the end.

>tfw no ugly dyke has called me attractive
why fucking live

So... this is the face of Yea Forums

Ah, Mr. Coomer, good of yoi to join us.

Dios mio.
You look like some fucked-up beaner mutt.
Maybe some fat middle aged El Salvadorian maid will fuck you. Hey if it was good enough for Arnold it should be good enough for you

Based lad

only asian girls have ever called me attractive
I know a couple of white girls who were attracted to me but they never said it

Sure sex is cool but ever thought about having a pet and taking care of it shit is pretty good aswell

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I dont know, dude. I can only like one thing in a lifetime.

9 years left until i'm 40. I'm hoping i'll be dead before then though

That's completely fair maybe in your next lifetime it'll be different

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When I was ~20-21 I payed a whore in the south of England to have sex because I was triggered I was virgin. Her cunt was so loose it was literally funny, though I was also high on weed so it might had been part of it.

Long story short, it was hard to even get hard. I think I eventually did finish but it wasn't the most exciting thing in the world.

tl;dr: nothing like knowing the girl actually likes it.

>friends telling her you were lying about being a virgin
Why? How would they have 'known'?

Paying for it doesn't count at all.

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it literally is 1 of two absolute certainties of the meaning of life: we are here to fuck (reproduction) and every aspect of life revolves around it. The other one is that you're gonna die.

I enjoy this genre of high-concept 'what-if?' sci-fi.

I pretty much came instantly. I don't know what's worse senpai. To my defense i did not nut for 2 weeks because of vacation and we had long foreplay

I could really relate how he did not dare to take the next step and just kept it with kissing. That was literally me

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33 years old. Lost my virginity at 15. Have literally been a non-virgin for longer than I was a virgin. Get on my level.

>get called an incel on Yea Forums
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.

I'm a wizard in 8 months. Could probably count the number of times I've been outside in my whole life without my parents on two hands (so not as bad as those one handed saddos though in a sense I'm one of those as well, y'hear me ladies?).

Iron grip for years and loli douj made it hard as heck for me to nut. She wanted it on her face and sat there with a smile and closed eyes for a few minutes before I turned her around and started over.

basedcel

Just kidding about that one handed thing, I've been masturbating prone since I was about 5 and have never actually managed to do it by hand

ill be a wizard in 8 months too if you count the rest of this month

>mentions location and a cardinal direction
>mentions a drug/some sort of substance, says that it caused some side effect
>ending is good, explains how he felt in the moment
>long story short and/or a tl;dr
I'm thinking Albert Einstein was involved too at some point

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Honestly I'd be happy with proximity to another human being. Sex is often shorthand for that with reference to the imputation and outcome of such closeness and intimacy, I get why people are autistic and take it at its literal meaning of mere insemination though

>I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it.
the absolute state

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Me in 21 years

y-yeah. what an unrealistic movie, right guys?

Have....

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Lost mine at 20. If it ever came up before that I'd lie and say I'd had sex with a couple of girls when I was 17-18. Low enough number so I didn't disappoint if and when it happened and my performance wasn't great, bit plausible enough that it wouldn't arouse suspicion.

Just lie about it you idiots, you don't get points for being honest. If anything it will make it less likely.

That's a really original joke OP, did you come up with it yourself or are you just parroting something you saw on 4chinz like a fucking loser?

leave Yea Forums and go get laid virgy, you're a disappointment to our family

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin, never even kissed a girl.

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How does it feel losing your wizard powers?

Buy a trashy hooker and fuck her in the living room when your parents get back home so they see it

Lost mine in Brazil last year. Beer makes everything so much easier but it doesn't feel genuine after doing it.

Also 22, this is where the fear really starts to kick in. I almost had my own place too before my health got BTFO

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dial 8

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>my health got BTFO
That's a shame, guess I'll have to shoot up the nearest sorority by myself.

I'm 32 and not a virgin but I feel like a virgin in spirit because I have no game at all and a cripling fear of beautiful women. I had a relationship that went on for 4 years with sex as often as possible when my girlfriend realized how much of a manipulative and needy beta I was and left me for a sexy dentist she was already cucking me with in college (I was 23 when she left me). I went on to kiss exactly one girl in two years, this one realized how lame I am the second we ended the kiss, but our friends thought we were gonna do it so they set it up for us to sleep in the same bed, which we did, akwardly and didn't fucked. Years later, I made friends with this really insecure and broken """lesbian""" who after some time hanging out decided to kiss me and we had another joke of a sexual experience in bed (I came TOO FUCKING soon, I mean, as quick as her lips touched my penis) and then I froze and couldn't say or do anything else. Days later she asked me to go to the amusement park with her and her girlfriend, which we went and god knows I'm not lying I kissed her, then the other girl, then they kissed each other, I was so elated by the experience that I thought I was reborn. We went to my home (I was still living with my parents at 28) and we fucked really good. It was great. The next morning they got together seriously so I wasn't allowed in the fray anymore. I haven't even holded hands with a girl from that day. This resumes my sexual life. I'm 32.

Me in 18 years

>Bragging about getting molested

>I’ve had sex than most people on this thread but I FEEL like a virgin!!!!!!
I bet you struggle with identity issues

Why don’t 30+ yo virgins just fly to a 3rd world country and fuck half a dozen hookers at the same time? Might as well lose it in style

Bruh...
Get fit and try any haircut other than a fucking buzz cut you faggot.

>He's started calling me "Virgy" in public
Yeah public humiliation will surely improve your self esteem and confidence top kek what a fucking nigger

the sex I had was unearned and 99% of the time, bad. Other than the sex I had with the girlfriend I mentioned I had a whoping 2 sexual experiences. I don't know how to talk to a girl and they hate me imediately whenever I try. It's like they can smell the beta in me. I'm not trying to pull a "woe is me" I know I'm responsible for all my shortcomings. Do you have any women friends, user? If yes, tell me how can you behave normally around women? I don't know how.

I work with a guy that's 59 and is a kissless virgin

You're not a Chad at all, Joe.

Nobody is a virgin in High School. You would have to hide in a basement 24/7 to avoid getting fucked by horny teenage girls.

Because your libido get lower and lower after 27. I'm 31 and fap twice a week most of time just so I don't get precum in my sleep (I do when I do not fap 5+ days.) You will get over sex with time, it bothers my friends and relatives I do not date everyone and don't try than it bothers me..

why did they have to characterize him in the ways they did? I have similar hobbies I'm not a virgin I don't want to be made fun of

I made a deal with a girl when I was in high school but it never happened

>virgy

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how did you not lose it in your teens

its the easiest time to get it

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the biological imperative, you and your advanced monkey brain are just a conduit for your DNA to propagate itself

you didn't masturbate at all while on vacation? hotel showers are great for that

I can relate, brotherino.
Family looks at me with pity in their eyes. I've been living with my sister and brother in law for almost a year and they know I haven't even talked to a girl for all the time I've been living with them. I can't help but to feel very ashamed. The fact that I'm lonely doesn't bother me as much as shame does.

>tfw my favourite thread
I'm almost 28.
Is it over for me?

I lost my virginity at 25 to a 17 yo with a huge ass. If it can happen to my beta ass surely you guys can get laid

any female mammal counts right?

Yo I'm 19 and virgin. Do I have hope?

I lost mine at 19

>person doesn't want to have sex
>OH NO WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO STOP HIS DEVIANT LIFESTYLE

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Be in 7 years holy fuk

I don't know. It is individual. Do you get hard-ons by just looking at women? There are people in their mid 30's who are horny as teenagers so they relentlessly chase pussy. If you loose your libido it is over, at the end of the day a game is truly over when you don't play.

been there
I'm 8 months in to my current relationship with my first real gf (had sex before but more one night stand kind of things) and still can only last like 5 mins in bed, it's really embarrassing. first time i didn't even get a single pump in before i came

Lost mine at 12 to the freshman class fluffer. Shit was cash.

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What if I don't want to have sex?

Last year of being an actual teenager. Niggers say 16 is the cap, but it’s really 19. Once you hit 20, you age a lot more.

not unless you are seeing someone or have been out with someone

you are going to enter your 20s stunted and most likely fearful and bitter since all the women you meet will have lost it at 14-16 making you suspicious

No

I could have lost it from about 14 but something in my head held me back

think all those pregnancy and std propaganda really got to me

checked and based

stop putting pussy on a pedestal bros
sex is literally not a big deal

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what about horses

Travis?

im sorry for your loss

Whoa that's my middle name. You really are a wizard.

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My current theory is that if you're not an attractive man you have to pull off the complex feat of first not appearing to have sexual iinterest in the woman so she first feels comfortable enough to continue interacting with you, but then demonstrate high value along multiple vectors (other women are interested in you/have been interested in the past, economic security, deferrence by other males, etc) to trigger potential sexual openess in the woman later.

I can’t tell if you’re all joking for the meme, there is 0 chance you’re a virgin past 30.

im 29 and still a virgin?

Good to know I'll be getting laid in the next 8 months, something to look forward to

?

>no privacy
>no car
>easiest
explain

and you're probably right, but why should we have to worry about that when everyone else simple are "cute", "funny", "cool", "charming" and "handsome" without even trying.

when I was 13-16 everyone would go in the woods to drink and do drugs

Unless you're fat.

Its literally the reason any of us exist. If you don't have sex you're a biological failure. Every single one of your ancestors has had sex for four billion years but you're too much of an autistic freak to do it even once. That's pathetic, that's all there is to it.

hey guys, I think ugly girls have it worse than us, wouldn't you agree? Think about it, men can get laid by just being funny, how are ugly girls supposed to get laid?

>2 years away from wizard status
I'd fuck some fat pig but even they get lanky bfs.

c'mon dude, not having sex is punishment enough, there's no need to shame him for it

by having a pussy

>he lived near woods
Jealous. Being stuck in the urban hellscape is suicide tier

Women aren't even real.

I live in a city now and its killing me

I hate my self for not appreciating the country, now house prices have gone up and I am stuck renting I can't go back

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>virgy

Also I’m the OP. I’m not a virgin. I just like laughing at people my age who are.

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I'm not into beastiality.

Once your BMI is past a certain number, there is a point of no return. It becomes a little joke between friends if a girl even holds eye contact with you for more than 10 seconds. After this point has been reached, even if you were the most confident and extroverted child, the social isolation will start to further change you. You will become so unlikable and introverted that even if you somehow lost all the fat and became fit, you would never be able to talk to a prospective girl again.

Finally finished BS in downtown San Jose, and the most valuable thing I learned was to get out of the cement tomb as fast as possible. If I ever recover from my health problems I'm going to live semi-rural at whatever cost.
I'm pretty sure there are people who rent out there, the main problem is getting an income

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This sounds right. You're permanently broken.

>what is make up

I lost weight at 18, I didn't know how to handle girls flirting or asking me out

I started going out but would fuck it up so much till the point I completely gave up and retread back to my larval form

I was almost normal

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I don't really want a gf I just want to fuck average looking women between the age of 40-55. Though have zero experience with women because I'm a 27 years old KHV. The few chances I got when things got flirty I always froze up and didn't know what to do and say.

the virgin user vs the chad user's dad

can you elaborate further on that, that's interesting. Sad, but makes a lot of sense.

dude. that's too real

As someone who lost it 17yo, I always find these threads very entertaining.

>Nobody is a virgin in their 20s
Sorry user but I'm waiting for marriage, just like god intended.

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you need a gf first incel

>get married
>sex is shit with each other
>cheat on each other
>divorce
>if there are kids they are fucked

Oh I've had multiple user, but finding a girl who you want to spend your life with isn't a simple process, although I'm currently seeing a nice girl in my bible study class who might be the one.

>cheat on each other
>divorce
Both of these are a sin user.

Lost it a couple months ago to current gf and im a loser NEET. Come on bros you can do it, just be yourself.

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social anxiety which i still have

>Nobody is a virgin in their 20s
welcome to Yea Forums

shes not a virgin

have sex

Americans tend to be virgins because prostitution is illegal over there hahaha.

Americans, why are you so fat and stupid?

Dude shut the fuck up. I lost mine at 14 but you know that weird guy who looks dirty and doesn't talk at the grocery checkout? No woman would go near that. Would you? It exists and it's only half their fault.

I know you are larping

but catholic girls have taken it up the butt so much they get a complex for butt stuff to the point where they will only let you in pusy for the last round

all those girls you see taking a full horse sized didlo up the butt were most likely from a religious household

she will still have her hymen intact but her ass will be so loose

im a 23 year old virgin, and its not going to change anytime soon until august next year when i become a 24 year old virgin

Fuck you, Yea Forums for reminding me how shitty my life is. Why, God? I'm not even ugly

ATTENTION *tink tink* I have an announcement.
hey guys don't know if this has been said alreayd in the thread, but just a friendly reminder.
sex with a prostitute DOES NOT count as losing your virginity. Let me say it louder for those in t he back. IT DOES NOT COUNT.
if you have to pay some whore to play with your peepee then, you've had sex, but you're still a virgin, because you haven't had consensual sex with someone who wanted to be with you as well.
Hope that clears everything up.

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You’re a grown adult and he is disrespecting you like that?
Beat the shit out of your dad

no you are a social retard with an introverted personality disorder which is worse

you can't make a connection to anyone and will torture yourself about missed opportunity's to your deathbed

while uggos score because they enjoy being around people

Why yes I've only had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation how could you tell?

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delete this

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Cringe

People who believe this meme will end up cheating in their wife and do degenerate stuff to spice things up

oh i bet it is if you are a normie and go out drinking with your 14-17 year old female classmates sure probably easy as for 99,5% of the population
hard to believe for npcs like you but there exists a 0,5% of people who in their teens did not go around drinking and doing drugs and having casual sex with any girl your age in a 20 mile radius that opens her legs for you

this is an American phenomenon though. Here in the superior European Union, prostitution is legal and socially awkward men can have sex with perfect 10 women.

You Americans don't provide this opportunity for your frustrated incels and it's why your society is not as cohesive as European society.

Also, Americans, why are you so fat and stupid?

this.

sex is just as basic a human function as eating, shitting, and sleeping

Have kids.

my gf gave me the subtle hint of relaxing her cervix hard onto my penis

I nutted so hard my balls hurt after

now I have stupid kids and day dream about time machines

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>superior European Union

The only reason Europeans aren’t virgins is because of Merkel’s migration policy

>sleeping
What did he mean by this?

>will torture yourself about missed opportunity's to your deathbed
AAAGGGHHH. I do it every fucking day now. I thought everything was okay, but one day I just became obsessed with dreaming about returning back in time and reversing all my mistakes. This thought haunts me ever since.
I think I finally lost it guys

ah of course, the American brings up interracial sex as usual

not american

mainland europe is fucking stupid

you eat frogs horses and in the case of swiss dogs and cats and shag fat slags in whore houses, you even have fucking animal brothels

you should fear the anglo

HARD BREXIT NOW

you're probably an American larping as a Brit, but it wouldn't surprise me if you actually were a Brit either.

After Brexit, the UK's economy will tank. I cannot wait for the shitshow. You eurosceptic retards deserve what's coming for you.

I stopped going to school when I was 14. And spent long periods at home over the past 10 years.

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How do you have sex so frequently without being deathly afraid of getting her pregnant?

Maybe it's because I have serious anxiety but even if you wear a condom, there's always a small chance that something could go wrong

Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a life-ending consequence?

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Find local gigs you're interested in, go to them with a buddy if you've got those who would be up for it and alone if not, get drunk, eventually an equally drunk woman will probably approach you. Being decent looking/in shape makes up for a hell of a lot of social awkardness, the alcohol helps with anxiety and really a fair amount of it is just going to places and letting yourself be seen and not having overly high standards.

yes thats it

think hard about that time a girl gave you a chance and was nice to you, how simple would it have been just to ask her to that fair that was in town

>he hasn't had a vasectomy

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yeh no

if europe imposes any stupid tariffs the uk can tell you to fuck off out their waters

you will bend on that alone

>think hard about that time a girl gave you a chance and was nice to you
What did he mean by this?

think about it

You've got to decide whether you'd rather die a virgin or run the fairly minute risk of having a kid when you're not prepared. I guess it comes down to whether you think your life now is good enough that the small chance of "ruining" it is so abhorrent that continued celibacy is the only option.

oh no

you might have someone to look after you when you are old and your older relatives are dead

how fucking horrible

could you imagine the horror

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im not even ugly, i had a job by 16, was outside every day, worked out, and somehow everyone had sex and the horny hormonal teens fucked every single person except for me
I feel like every normie like you just has a pact and a shares some secret knowledge that we wizards dont have, which for some reason let all of you to have sex at 15-16 without doing anything

you didn't ask a girl out and just expected one to ask you then

How is he taking the photo?

disgusting ham pig detected

Most of the people stuck in nursing homes have kids.

>without doing anything
that's the secret, you've got to actually show interest, put yourself out there and risk an embarrassing incident

You can get a woman pregnant even from precum. Serves you right for being retarded either way.

>no you are a social retard with an introverted personality disorder which is worse
>you can't make a connection to anyone and will torture yourself about missed opportunity's to your deathbed
How does one overcome this.

I lost my virginity at age 21 while traveling. I've had sex with 6 different women from different countries so far and 1 hooker. No idea how I'm supposed to find a gf though, everyone at work is in a relationship and I have no friends and only get matches on Tinder in 3rd world countries.

Similar to me but I was 15 and lost it to the class whore. She was awesome, really short with huge tits and a smallish waist. She showed me a lot I owe her, she’s a gynecologist now funny enough.

you will be in a government run one while an immigrant abuses you

>this thread

Just kill me now I was almost normal I wish I had never gotten that fucking computer as a gift now I'm trapped here forever as virgin.

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Yeah and so are most of the old people who had kids, it doesn't matter. I'm never reaching old age because I'll just kill myself.

You might need to aim younger.

>Virgy

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Reassure him you're a man by beating the shit out of him in front of his friends.

kek

you wont

you might die from neglect though, probably get old lose your job because of some aliment and die in a chair at 50-60 because no-one comes to see you were too weak from starvation

I'm 38 and have to have sex or fap at least once a day, usually have at least 3 a day.

>98
>merry Christmas
>your uncle got you a special present
>OH BOY A 56k MODEM

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Just tell me that I'm cool and not to go someplace someday.

>4 year gf
>threesome

normie get out

This. Was BMI 28-30 for most of my life. Lost weight and got /fit/ twice as an adult; second time is happening right now. Didn't know how to handle women smiling at me normally the first time, and don't know how now.

I noticed there's a very sharp social response cutoff. Whenever I passed 27.5 BMI females under 40 stopped regarding me as human.

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same here except i got lucky and found a girl that took charge and basically raped me. she forced me to become a normie

American here, frog is great.

have sex

kys normiefuck

You father is a terrible fucking person

>my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it

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i did not sit locked up in a basement. i was the definition of average, not outstanding in any way just average at everything, and always out there, yet never did i recieve female attention at all during highschool

he never achieved any to begin with

Does anybody really know the secret
Or the combination for this life and where they keep it
It's kinda sad when you don't know the meanin'
But everything happens for a reason
I don't even know what I should say
Cause I'm an idiot, a loser, microphone abuser
I analyze every second I exist
Beatin' up my mind every second with my fists

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what are you if you've been with a fair number of women, but they're all 5s or lower?

I had girls asking me when I was a teen. And it wasn't something out of the ordinary for a girl to ask the guy out. Also no one had to ask at parties. You were drinking, talking, dancing, kissing and before you know it you both go someplace to fuck.

I don't envy you people one bit.

t. 32-going-on-33 year old kissless male virgin.

social status.

You should have asked for her contact. Looks are easier to change than personality.

you missed one of the best feelings

Its soul crushing when it gets taken away but it was worth it

Its like that feeling you would get on Christmas as a kid 10 fold, I understand why people kill themselves after a break-up

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Cuck him in-front of his eyes

Kek

>you missed one of the best feelings
Dating ugly slobs?

thats on you

Fat girls are gross, but pussy is pussy, just close your eyes nigra.

You lose what you don't use.

ATTENTION TO ALL THE INCELS

If you are a hopeless virgin you just need one trip to Latin America to change your life.

I was once like you - never kissed a girl, never held hands, never had sex

Then I booked a plane ticket to Rio de Janeiro.

In Germany - never one match, girls look away when they see me.

But in Brazil I am a nordic god

Second day I was there I kissed a girl, next day we spent the entire day (10 hours) at a love hotel.

Since then I've been back various times. Latinas are great. They make you feel special. Just trust me. Go to Latin America.

32 here i have faith in you brother!
>Wizard Powers
>Implying this shitty generation on 4channel even know what is It.

ATTENTION TO THE INCELS WHO FOLLOW THIS
Do not marry the girls, they are just fucking you for a green card

you should desu. Not that user but I'm in a similar boat and I don't regret any of those relationships, flings, or ONS even if they weren't hot

Sex (of any kind) honestly is special to. I know it sounds gay but being able to share that meaningful connection with someone.

Not being able to cuddle and kiss and feel someone's warmth for your entire life, that's not a fate that I would wish on my worst enemy

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You have to go back

Just rape a skinny bitch.

I always end up raw because either I COOOOM in the condom and only have one or it slips out becasue small peepee.

The best part is after sex where you have to either say to her she needs to take the morning-after pill and if she refuses you A. Go Solid snake mode and slip it in a drink B. Threaten her til she takes it.

>Inb4 Nigger

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LOL there is plenty of over 20 year old virgins

If I get kids I'll never let them get close to a stationary computer and never let them play any games unless it's normie table/phone.

condoms always break for me

my penis is thick on one side from where I grab it from years of masturbating, the condom always tears at that part

I like to believe literally nobody has had sex unless they are in porn or have children

I just had it 20 min ago

Do not give them a phone/tablet too early
>t. Dad

not in the 25-30 group though

And they are all men.

A real life COOOOOOOOMMER

nice pasta you fucking nigger

i was 16 when i lost my virginity to a whore from china

>tfw had sex with 2 different girls this weekend, multiple times
Y’all need to just have it

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>when you're a virgin going into you mid-40's
I hope Tim makes it, frens...

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>Didn't notice the Elliot Rodger copypasta

So many newfriends replying to this stale pasta...

fuck off normalfag

Why would you tell her it was your first time
Or did you spaghetti so hard she just noticed

Lost mine at 26 as well. College is a place where it's surprisingly hard to get laid. Literally all the girls there want chads and hood niggas.

I just told her, she knew before hand, she wanted to take it. Her friends didn't believe I was a virgin???

Its literally one sentence, and pretty innocuous in this thread. Guess I need to work on my Elliot lore

You're dad's a faggot, you should show him who's boss by fucking his wife.

lol stay seething

BASED

Where'd you go to school? It's actually the easiest place to get laid, as you're all finally living independently for the first time and everybody is looking for sex.

It's been a year for me.

>Had FWB
>Have great sex and treated her well
>Fucks another dude because she had baby fever
>He gets her pregnant and has the kid
>He doesn't do anything for the kid
>Now she refuses to give me sex and wants to "be a wife" because this faggot ruined her perception of men

Tl;dr I got cucked in the worst possible way

kek'd

lmao @ the older virgins outing themselves here thinking they are special. you are not speical, there are many losers like you, but the fact you admit it so casually is hilarious. only if you were that casual in your dealings with women

A school in the south east. Admittedly, I was a shy person. I started to come out of my shell more towards my senior year, but it was too late. Worst thing in the world is seeing a girl who you were really cool with in college (who was also a known slut) post her engagement photos.

I want a white girl, not STDs, sorry Juan

>has to fuck tinder sluts in a foreign land to get laid
kys, general autismo

>just be yourself
being myself is precisely the problem that led me to being a 28yr old virgin though

>but the fact you admit it so casually is hilarious
Why would admitting it anonymously on the internet be hilarious? Do you actually think most of us go around telling people in real life?

>43 still a virgin

I have gained fearsome powers

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How many guys has she slept with before you?

That's why "be yourself" is shit-tier advice, but the intention of telling a virgin that is to start acting "confident" to women. So in your case, don't be yourself, act confident. Even then, what does "act confident" mean. I dunno how to put it into words, which is why I'm terrible at advice.

Confidence can't be faked, it comes with practice AND positive affirmations which someone who missed developmental milestones is going to lack.

If there is such a thing...

It's like you are crying for attention. I'm actually creeped out by the fact people I work with or a stranger that sits next to me on the bus could be an old virgin.

so basically it's time for me to commit sudoku then

What helped me was hitting on ugly chicks. Made it easier to eventually talk to a girl I actually liked.

I was gonna post some cynical meme but then I figured I might end up being like you

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Be sure to not go out by yourself. You spent your entire life alone, don't die alone as well.

>tfw your only spell is repel

Sounds like a personal problem. I've never thought of or given a single fuck about the subject when not on this website.

26 and still pure. Hate meeting new people, refuse to fuck Tinder trash. Also, I'm ugly.

>pure
Are you a girl?

>tfw its been 3 years since I felt a warm pussy
will be 2.5 years in October. Before that, only once. So that's 2 times total and I'm 37.

That's crazy man. I'm 24 year old KHHV due to being very ugly, been rejected 31 times irl. Planning to get a hair transplant and some facial surgery in a year or two to hopefully salvage my situation. At which point did you throw the towel in?

Hey another balding, ugly KHHV 24 year old

>mfw almost 31
>only kissed a girl once

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This is true and means that your only chance of successfully finding a girl is to look for an equally inexperienced one (ie virgin). Now if you're in your mid to late twenties that's nearly impossible today in the age. So you'll have to aim for 18 years old...

There are plenty of people who don't fuck. Why is this far fetched? For example all the normie shit majority of the retards on 4th channel scoff at is literally the road to pussy. If you're too cool to fuck be too cool to fuck. You can't be too cool to fuck and complain about not fucking. That's retarded.

I’m too weird and abnormal to fuck not too cool to fuck

me in 2 years.

Negative. Just afraid of my own sexuality and too awkward to get anywhere socially, so I've given up. I have other reasons, but those are copes.

Do you scoff at normie shit? If so then stop and do it for a while see how that feels, no?

>tfw was a loser teenager who thought I'd never lose my virginity
>end up losing it at 19
>have steady sex til 21
>don't have sex from 21 til I hit 25
>finally had sex again for a straight month
>dying to get another lay in now
just kill me

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24 yo KHHFFTPBCV (kissless hugless handholdless flirtless friendless textless partyless barless concertless virgin) reporting in

Hey I had the hardest time even asking my fist and only ex out for the first time. Was a full blown wizard.

Four years later we broke up and I'm fucking left and right all types of women I meet through the internet.

I think the key is to hit rock bottom to force yourselves to finally fight and kill your fears. I now have no shame and tell roasties what I want. I also fuck good and realized my ex was shit in bed, so my only challenge is getting a first date. Because they all cum they want another one.

27 and kv. But i did hold hands once years ago.

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how the fuck do i even meet women? dating apps are garbage

Pokemon Go community meetups

a better question is, how does one meet cute trans girls?

what is the age range of these people? is Pokemon Go really still popular?

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>tfw your phone rings

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Do things you enjoy. Talk to women who are doing the things you enjoy with you. Be charming as fuck and put it in their butts, it's all hardwired in you. Just tap into that shit.

Grindr Fetlife Badoo Lovoo Tinder Bumble OkCupid

You have NO excuse

These things actually made it harder to get laid because women now have access to 8/10 chads at fingertips. Competition went through the roof with these things, like natural selection on steroids.

>Do things you enjoy
i enjoy playing video games and not leaving my house for weeks at a time

Not from my personal experience and Im not chad.

How did you get a gf? How long until you did the deed?
Me in 13 years

this dating apps are like a rat race, expect instead of a prize there's a pussy that expects you to put her on a pedestal

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Try being genetic garbage

This. No one EVER calls me good looking.

Female tinder stats for comparison
>2400 matches

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>what is the age range of these people?
20-30 year old muffin top chicks and a surprising amount of single MILFs
>is Pokemon Go really still popular?
not nearly as popular as its initial release obviously, but much more popular than you'd think (unless you live in a very small town/rural area).

Get involved in those communities and start prowling for that e-pussy. Chat up a qt and go meet and fuck. Formula still the same unless you think you're too cool for internet pussy.

Drinking water isn't a big deal either. But when you're in a drought it ends up one.

>Get involved in those communities
what communities? do i search for gayming discord in my city or what? i'm not going to drive 300 miles to fuck a gayming whore.
and even then i doubt i could woo internet pussy, i don't even have online friends or anything.

Sure but you can live without water but you can't live without pussy... wait

I quoted myself like a fucking idiot.

>men have three times the suicide rate
lolno

All of those are about the pussy?

me in 29 years

So you are too cool for internet pussy. Well I am sorry you feel that way, but if I want something I go get it. I don't know why you expect things to fall into your lap.
> i doubt i could woo internet pussy, i don't even have online friends or anything.
Have you tried or are you just guessing?

Not if your local Catholic priest has anything to say about it.