Four tickets to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, please

>and this is our son's room

You wouldn't do even if you had Chad genetics. Only few can do that.

Oh, you guuuuuys.
I'll get a mop and some towels.

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>male strippers don't kiss you moron they just dance and tease
yeah right, lol. There's a male stripper who fucked a woman at her hen's party in front of everyone. Then she sued him for rape after realizing her boyfriend won't be ok

Uncomfortable reminder that everyone in that WebM went $57,000 into debt for a few years of this, will panic when they find out bankruptcy won't get rid of it, and will vote for whatever presidential candidate promises mass forgiveness on your dime.

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How do they not rip of their pps?

Kek

Sorry, Robert :3

>ayo. two tickets to lolita. one for me and one for my lgf

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>debt forgiveness
>taxes go up
How's that?

>everyone who scores is a stripper

Not all male strippers are fags.
Some guy used to purchase stuff at a place I worked years ago, and he worked as a stripper on the side.
He was definately not gay.
Most strip clubs have specific rules about the sex of to avoid problems were the wrong sex shows up for lapdance.
Even the famous brothels in Nevada have to predetermine whether a whore will do women as well as men, and some offer bonuses because not all hookers will.
Guys tend to be way more against hooking up with other guys than women are with other women.

Eh, depends on the college. Problem is western teenagers choose their careers based on MUH PASSION over something that's actually viable and can secure them a job. If you're extremely lucky you'll combine the two.

Kek

>doitforstate

yeah loved that hashtag
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I think it's more just about getting a token college degree because everyone needs one, apparently.

>scoring
Thinking a naked fag randomly kissing girls. The guy is bored and tired, just want his paycheck and go back to his boyfriend

whats going on here??

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Remove the other two guys and this looks like a lot of fun.
(Although I assume this is how people get ring worm)

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>Guys tend to be way more against hooking up with other guys than women are with other women.
Because it matters. If you like one girl, would you go around kissing all girls? Nah. But the guy is gay and selective about the men he wants to kiss. All trippers might not be gay, but it's those weird dudes who have no problem being naked around everyone. That's just not normal for a man.

Also women whores probably arent going to get something put up their ass if they go with another woman. probably

Men today have no self-respect. I'd fight a guy twice my size if he did that to me, even if it meant getting my ass kicked

Teachers spend years talking to students about getting a job “involving your passion”, get a job “you love”, etc.
Teachers also spend years leeding students in to different career paths like “the arts”, especially children with “learning difficulties” because they think artistic careers are easier.
There’s also the issue with “viable careers” that used to be “essential”, that dissappeared do to technology upgrades.

Bookstores for instance used to need staff who were highly jniwledgable about books, particularly larger bookstores with specialty sections.
The pay for the managers of these department in these bookstores were pretty decent.
Now, only a small number of people are really needed gor these jobs at specialty publishers and maybe Amazon and Barnes and Noble.
Same thing for Clerks at specialty hardware stores.
There are still people with jobs like this, but far fewer.
Many of these skills used to be learned on the job for lower level positions, so you didn’t have to pay much for the necessary skills, you just had to take the time to learn the skills in the lower rung of a job.
Now you need to spend a fortune at University beforehand, and the job may be gone a few years after you graduate.

what if they film you and you become immortalized as an angry midget

What am looking at?

Miles O'Brien

Nah, people see a distinction between lashing out at a cashier at a bagel shop and punching someone who committed battery against you

>self-respect is suffering from short man syndrome
top kek manlets will do anything to feel validated

What why?

It's called mopping.

"I'm just going to let people push me around and physically man-handle me so I won't come across as insecure"

people like you are so pathetic

God I miss college

>how to get herpes

>Uncomfortable reminder that everyone in that WebM went $57,000 into debt for a few years of this
What are you talking about?

Sorry non virgin guy here, why is everyone ignoring the fact that he doesn't know how to kiss. A Chad doesn't sledgehammer.

would unironically go get a step ladder and sucker punch this nigger

>2 ticks for the 101 dalmations remake

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>SAUCE!!!!

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>how to give herpes

dawww

Looks like a travel sports team being a bunch of turbofags like normal

hah yeah me too I would do this all the time hahah

Education. Nothing that concerns you.

never heard of a brave stripper

Post face

You're a faggot that can't plan for the future and you're projecting your failure on others. You're probably not even white.

>mfw this thread made me realise again that Americans actually have to go into debt to get an education
>and that they are fine with that

>yfw they're doing just fine and chad isn't just good looking but is a harder worker and more talented than you

What's the name of the brunette holy shit

Yes Americans are fine with not stealing money from people via taxes.

Picking a job based on what you actually want to do for almost half of your waking hours for several decades is sensible. I'm a teacher and I would recommend people seek something they enjoy.

But you have to consider the consequences, the #1 of which is pay. If it pays well enough for how you want to live, go for it. If you get your "dream job" and want to spend more than it pays, THAT'S what fucks people up.

Find a career that you like, and spend less if it doesn't make you enough money. You'll be happier and less soulless corporate shill at the same time.

To be fair, there are people who WANT to do something but CAN'T, mostly because they don't have the cognitive ability and/or emotional stability. They're in a tougher situation, but they can still find something that they enjoy to some extent, and find solace in the fact that they're gainfully employed. They are better off getting a job they can stomach and then using their free time to find fulfillment.

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All for a subpar education too.
But haha join our greek life bro!

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

white women fuck dogs

>everything I read on the internet is true

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kinos for this feel?

man I really have a disgusting body

manlets need to learn their place

>mfw did this with two women once
Just go to a rock bar because the women there are usually almost always drunk as fuck by the end of the night and try your luck. You might be surprised.

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Jared Harris' son

What a loser that other guy must've been in life to have no respect for another human being

>People not realising this is a setup prank

It's fake. You can't be picked up that easily if you don't want to be.

man i miss college

What if I don't have anyone to go with?

The Pussy Magnets

You don't really need anyone with you in the context I described. Wingmen are suited best for more quiet places.
Just go in there, get tipsy, and start looking for someone to lock eyes with. If you get them to dance with you it's even better.

What exactly is the prank?

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Could he do that to a black guy?

For internet points or just for giggles

based

okay, fatty

Fuck that noise. You're gonna be the lone creeper that makes everybody feel uncomfortable.
Also you're gonna embarass yourself.

Ask somebody to go with you. Even if you have to take the biggest loser with you go with somebody before you go without anybody

Again, you're not thinking in the terms I described. I've went alone. You're only gonna be a creep if you think you're a creep.
If it's some place with a different vibe, more like a regular bar, then yes, it's best you go with some company.

I'd wait outside for him then smash in the back of his head with a baseball bat

This. When fighting a larger man, the rules go out the window. It's sucker punch city as far as I'm concerned.

Based. Lankcels will seethe at this

nice cope faggot
chad there will be ODing in speedball and coke covered in pussy juice and pussy while you wagie off his debt

He's a Chad. He isn't Asian.

wow, a sensible post on Yea Forums

Thanks OP now i feel like even less of a loser because i went to some shitty college

>blaming genetics for being a shitter

Just be yourself, user.

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American """men"""

British rugby players get up yo all sorts of shenanigans

With women, not each other. except Welsh rugby players they are homosexuals

isnt he rich or something

Kevin Hart

>pass the controller, dog

shes not attractive and is trying to hide her fat face

Considering her bf, yes, she's attractive.

Kek just look at this cope. This is why society feels nothing for you and never will

Absolutely based

What's the chance I get STD from that

sauce?

>One ticket to once Upon a Time in Hollywood, please

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