Best movie/tv mom ever?

Want to do a Coraline fic, but don't want to do a lesbian story. SAD

Happy birthday son!

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yeah its pretty bullshit

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cringe

Honestly not white enough

I feel like you can only do lesbian stories with Coraline, and I'm not crazy about yuri

Could you imagine watching tv and this scene suddenly happens? It's like the most lurid hentai fantasy improbably popping up on evening American television.

He definitely pitched it like a "haha wouldn't it be funny if x happened? haha" poster.

this is sad desu

Why?

JUST

Why do you keep posting this?

Oh, it’s because you’re this guy and you’re trying to get around the no advertising/begging rule.

"He"?

And that format of posting is lame and obvious samefagging. I find repetitive shit boring but I just recognize it as the obsession of some pathological jealous guy who wants attention and ignore it.

>best movie MOM
>built for SEX
Yea Forums is full of boys with mommy issues. who would've guessed?

>"He"?

The writer of that scene you stupid mongoloid.

Based

Finna

Ding dong diddly

take your meds

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Because it’s pathetic to shill your stories in every thread it doesn’t make people want to read them exact opposite actually because it’s so annoying

Stop shilling this. It's fucking shit, and cringe to boot.

>exact opposite actually because it’s so annoying

Hate to rain on your wedding day, but my views consistently go up when I do it,

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What can I do to improve?

You know people don’t like this though. This isn’t the first time you’ve been told to stop.

My real fans understand I have to hustle. They ask about new content, when the next chapter is, etc.

You're still replying to this retard? I might not even be the same autist. And if it is, he just wants to be one of those "le memers you recognize on Yea Forums" autists.

>I might not even be the same autist

You are def an autist

I have to watch Coraline again some time.
Probably around Halloween.

youtube.com/watch?v=gxs2vS2gJ-c

Do you think there's a good way for a male character to be introduced in a fapfic?

Its stop-mo kino

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He can't do something this self concious and not have a intimate fantasy relationship with her in his mind.

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Sure. Instead of that brat there is some other boy she is unsure about the relationship because everything is still new to her in her new house. and enviornment.
Or make a timeskip and that kid is now a chad.

>Sure. Instead of that brat there is some other boy she is unsure about the relationship because everything is still new to her in her new house. and enviornment.

Oh right yeah, maybe something like that. I'll have to do a rewatch

>Timeskip

Eehh. I'd prefer Coraline and her mother as they looked.

No, Coraline is trash and promotes mixracing

I don't blame him, not having a coraline gf is my least favorite thing about being alive

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Fuckkkk so thick

Coraline got BLACKED

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Grandmas calling, WHY WERE YOU BORN

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Doesn't even have to be of sexual nature, but she was probably his self created daughteru

I was the same way before I thought about it logically

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>and none of my stories feature niggers
Why not?

Why should they?

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M-MASAKA??!!

What if I want to self insert

I left the race of my MK9 main character ambiguous

looks? yes
retarded redneck voice? no

>retarded redneck voice? no

How should she sound? Like an incel asian woman? OH ME SO SOLLY BOBBERU