SOMEBODY STOP ME
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Who's the fat guy?
Boogie2988
teeth whitened?
what the fuck is wrong with him? Why does he look so uncomfortable? also those teeth are way too perfect
audible kek
why did he pick such huge teeth?
>LEGS
BLOB
You know what they say about a nigga with big teeth..
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
CALORIE THIEVING
Im almost certain those are dentures, he had some pretty fucked up teeth, and even if they were whitened they still wouldn't look that stupidly perfect
SALAD DODGING
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY
I remember my little brother was obsessed with the guy on the left's videos until he retired the angry dad shit. He fell off hard after that.
Holy fuck
Fuck, meant on the right. I'm retarded.
They are a full set of implants. They literally get screwed into the gums he made a video of the process.
Is he hiding the pain? What are the teeth made of? Did they pull all his old ones out?
Now that you mention it, I don't think I ever saw boogie's legs
Whats up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, through the power of the internet!
>slurps chemically concentrated transfat
>punches chest to restart heart>\
PAY MY HEALTH CARE!
>obliterates asscrack on chair cylinder
>lisping
Hoy goys it's me Francis aand ay hav somethin I want off my chest, THOUSE REPOBLICANS ARENT PAYIN' MY HEALTHCARE 'R DEY STOPID OR SOMETHING?
>Gets 10000 likes
I don't usually make these kinda videos but today is an exception, so if you're new, maybe you just clicked the thumbnail, you've never been to my channel before, I don't usually go political or anything like that, I like talking about pokemons, or about my favorite youtubers
>desperately tries to inhale air through football shaped nostrils
but today is different, understand my view of the issue, those DAMN REPUBLICANS ARENT PAYING MY HEALTHCARE!
>Smears mayonnaise on upperbody
>skin absorbs mayonnaise
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Has he had a stroke?
HEY BOOGIE
IF YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD PLEASE TWEET OUT ":^)"
seriously based my dude
His mammy caretaker took his twitter, youtube and toys away for awhile from him so he wouldn't destroy his YT career
where do they even get those things? Are they made out of radioactive monkey teeth?
GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT
PLANET
There's a lot going on here that's not just the teeth lmao. But if they were a more natural color rather than neon white it wouldn't be a huge problem
Literally looks like the faceapp smile filter. Holy kek
arghh stop calling me cuck
He can't be a cuck if he doesn't have a wife
>he admits after the divorce that he most likely got cucked
Boogie made his ex wife sign a non-disclosure agreement during their divorce so if she ever tries to come out and say anything bad about him he could sue her.
>Francis is unironically a better person than Boogie
>Nazis are better than internet trolls, because at least they believe in something!
How the fuck did he think saying this was a good idea? He complains about getting backlash then says dumb shit like this which is obviously going to piss people off.
Unironically Keemstar was right on boogie always needing to feel victimized and when there is no drama he says stupid shit to feel normal again.
based, I know people like francis IRL, the fucking MTG nerds I use to go play friday night magic with aren't as bad as boogie is now, what the fuck happened lmao. literally would rather hang with francis than what he has become
>Boogie says his dad beat him and molested his sister or some shit
>But despite all of that boogie says his dad deserved better because he only sees the good in people;_;
>One of his fans said his dad was a terrible person and didn't
>Boogie proceeds to cry like a soibitch on stream over it and screeching he'd knock them out repeatedly
Do you think his sister was good for him?
him having stockholm syndrome for his dead rapist dad is pretty sad desu
The difference is that the mtg players you mentioned don't have an ego to match their body fat like Boogie does
this is the time when you boogie
The thing I hate about this guy is he's really disingenuous. He doesn't know if he wants to be the fat centrist nice guy who wants everyone to just get along, but then gets on a stream with other fellow neckbeards and starts spouting off about cucks, numales, soibois, then he'll just be an asshole on twitch.
When is this faggot dying?
They really should give a manual on how to smile when you get new teeth like that
They are straight up fake teeth. Not just veneers, but outright replacement fake teeth that have been drilled into his gums
theyre not teeth just permanent plastic dentures
>Did they pull all his old ones out?
yes
MASK HIM
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE
Not soon enough
Too be fair neither has boogie for a few decades.
Jesus Christ... Will my teeth be like that some day?
boogie never brushed his teeth as a child and had an abysmal diet, you're probably going to be okay
if you ate like he did for decades while not brushing and flossing, yes
COOK ON GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
is that a vape?
most based post in this thread
All I know is that Elpresador makes this puppet DANCE!
Haha. Imagined being forced to lick Boogie's armpits for hours at a time. ho ho ho ho.
Yea Forums is seething that they are fatter than boogie
>the closest he's come in 2 months to NOT having a net loss of subscribers day-to-day is when he had to take 2 weeks off for saying his haters are worse than Nazis and rapists ("because at least Nazis and rapists 'believe in something'")
>the biggest driving force behind him as a contentor creator losing his audience altogether is creating content itself
>but he's still lost 7 subscribers since the stroke of midnight
How does /ourguy/ save his channel Yea Forumsros? Danged if he does, danged if he doesn't.
didn't he recently appear on TRR to say that he wanted to kill himself? or is he suicide baiting like every attention whore neet-celebs
Nah, he’s just a fucking idiot with an endless amount of shitty takes.
my rule is that when a youtuber starts talking about the analytics and their views and revenue on a regular basis its time to jump ship
reddit.com
inb4 >reddit I'm not copy and pasting all this shit
They'll eventually stain a bit and look fine. They're like getting all your teeth capped at the dentist, had one done that looked weird for a bit being too white and after some coffee for a few weeks looks about the same as the rest.
Ive noticed this too. When speaking about anything that doesnt relate directly to himself he comes across as pretty dumb.
PAY
Piss off, faggot.
Is he a bigger joke than Chris Chan?
Seething
I wish Francis was his real personality and the milktoast cuck Boogie, his fake one
That guy is gay I think.
Cope
Jesus, name our band
Is that a tan or is blood pooling in his legs?
My
lol at the no life who took hours to compile and type up that garbage, and lol at the idiots who sat down at read it
lose weight
Fatty is so fat that his weight is compressing the arteries in his legs. This fucks up the blood flow and circulation. If not taken care of, it can cause gangrene, leading to them cutting fatty's legs off, which I guess will help him lose weight in a way.
His legs are fucked, he's got statis cellulitus and edema and lymphedema going there. Probably has had chronic leaking ulcers too. He'll die when his heart explodes from years of abuse before it can clear up - and fatties have to wear compression socks when they have it (my aunt's legs looked like that, before she died of complications from diabetes).
God knows what else is wrong with him, it's probably easier to find the few healthy parts of his body than the fucked up parts. At least he didn't smoke, I guess?
Don't really care, he's a self absorbed narcissist manbaby.
SEETHING
>and one for my hooker
Damn dude he looks really good compared to where he was pre-surgery though
THIS IS THE PART YOU GO SCREWY
It's a Big Lebowski quote, you dip.
But compared to a normal person, he's still a complete horrorshow - you don't want to know what's going on under that 4x shirt.
His rotted brain is the worst part of his body. Always was.
It's all good bro
>boogie can walk again
holy shit. I remember years ago at some xbox con I went to, he was in a wheelchair signing autographs. he literally couldn't stand up then.
Yeah but then he got surgery and slimmed down to 350 lbs.
Dentists have a boner for massive uniform perfect-whites.
He needs to lose more but apparently he's happy at 350. Lied about trying to lose weight/become healthy before that.
He'll be back at his old weight before he knows it.
Boogie's political worldview is that of whoever he's talking to at the time or thinks will be the audience of the piece of content in question. I don't know whether that compulsive brown-nosing and his chronic false humility would count as some type of narcissism or sociopathy, but there's definitely some personality disorder out there to describe the dissembling amoeba of a person that is Boogie.
>when you eat so much candy corn your teeth turn into candy corn
why does jesse keeps hanging out with this lolcow?
how to avoid having that problem on your legs?
TESLA
By not being 500 lbs
He got them for free.
He still takes his scooter with him. He hides it in his own photos but enough people take sneak pics of him to show it off.
Don't be 600 lbs, and don't be diabetic. And don't sit on your fat ass all day. His legs are all from him being super morbidly obese.
Does he still cry about his hips and knees? I'd bet they're shot to shit by now. I wouldn't be surprised if he needs assistance walking for the rest of his short life.
You commies aren't people.
>shitty
>rants about nazis in this lolcow thread
Go back to r/politics, faggot.
My god those teeth...
Looks fucking bad
Holy shit, imagine his breath back then
bruh
I actually don't mind the look of the teeth. They look nice, desu. Wish I had teeth like that.
Daily reminder he used to do the soiboy smile and black out his teeth in his youtube thumbnails
Fuck up im a commie and i love it. Die bitch
kek Just fucking brush them once a day and floss once a week.
Take your schizo meds, retard.
N-no, user. It was just the angles at which he was taking the pictures. He would never hide who he is.
LARD GARGLING
why the fuck would he do that, you can do a cuckface and still hide your teeth behind your lips, at least i can
Fucking nailed it
Depends on how large your lips are. I can do it too. I rarely need to show my teeth if I don't want to. inb4 big-lipped nigger No, white guy.
Embarassing post.
the guy is seriously mentally ill and should not be on the internet at all at this point, the people milking him as a lolcow are going to make him kill himself eventually
Cringe culture ruined lolcows and my farm. It's hard to find quality lolcows these days so we must make do. Milking them to their final breath.
One obnoxious fat faggot eceleb down, one to go. Can't wait.
4channel are and always were skellies, reddit tourist
what really amazes me is that the usual "woke" suspects who in the past would have been completely against the kind of harassment he gets actually pile on because he doesn't subscribe to their line of thought
so the poor fat bastard just gets shit on by literally everyone everywhere all the time, and will until he quits being an eceleb or becomes an hero
no u
Take your meds fren
Kek
I love all the hate he gets now. That lazy fat fuck is finally getting his comeuppance.
>TB
>obnoxious
I find it hilarious that people on Yea Forums (ON Yea Forums) think it was out of line that he wished cancer on someone, even if he apologized later.
Stay triggered, zoomer.
Reminder that you're likely to get brain problems if you lose your teeth. There's an odd correlation between the number of them that you have left and cognitive defects over time, and there's a proven causation between the two. Boogie pulled all of his out. He'll get dementia in a decade, if he's alive by then.
Never liked from the beginning before all the stuff came out about him. I just didn't know why. Guess I sensed how artificial he seemed.
Fuck you bitch, Boogie has been in orgies, what have you done, bitch?
He literally goes to the cashier lady and wonders if she can understand that he has been in orgies and he is more than meets the eye, because he is a tortured soul. What do you do?
Bruh my grand-grandfather is 92, has no teeth, and he's more lucid than half the people I know. It's bullshit.
On the other hand Boogie is likely to go batshit and kill himself soon anyway
I don't think they thought it was out of line, they just enjoyed the irony of the situation
I don't care about cancer thing. He was dull, obnoxious, and overly self-important. Only actual millenials believed him to be any kind of expert on anything. I hope he's making 45min long reviews of options menus in hell.
So that explains this picture
Like em boys young, eh?
You remember when a grand piano would fall on a loony tune and then the character's head would pop out and then the keys would be his teeth?
>bullshit
Saw some study on it. Take care of your teeth, anons. They didn't now the exact cause. There was specualtion that it may be due to plaque getting into the bloodstream and winding up in the brain, or due the brain getting less stimulation from the loss of the teeth.
BOOGIE1488 COMING AT YOU THROUGH THE POWER OF THE ARYAN SPIRIT
kek
FUCK YOU you just jelly that he finally lost weight, dumped that bitch of a wife of his (who the fuck cares that she was way above his league and supported his corpulent ass for years while enduring his tantrums and "depression") and has a perfect set of teeth bought with welfare and subscription money? FICK YOU
Honestly, after the 1488 thing I thought that was his genuine username for a while. Would always google boogie1488 to get the latest twitter meltdown
Based third world witch doctor
If you eat garbage food and can't commit to less than 5 minutes a day brushing your teeth then you're probably a loser in some way.
I mean, if it's about the plaque then removal of damaged teeth should prevent it happening further, and less stimulation is likely mitigated somewhat by fake ones, isn't it.
good on him for losing the weight but its amazing how much worse he looks with the new teeth, you never really noticed his fucked up teeth before when he talked, but now he looks like an absolute uncanny valley freak show, truly incredible how plastic surgery always looks worse even with as messed up natural teeth has boogie had
>UGHHHHH HE CHEATED WHEN LOSING WEIGHT HE DIDN'T USE HIS PURE WILLPOWER LIKE BACK IN MY DAY
Jesus Christ I don't even like Boogie but shut the fuck up, boomer conservative
Unironically this. It's like some recent study about how dog owners tend to have less cardiovascular health issues than non-dogowners. As one can expect it's not about dogs having some kind of miracle effect on human heart, it's about dog owners being frequent walkers.
It's the same with this, if you can't take care about the basic hygiene by spending 5mins a day to brush, you probably aren't exactly an alpha specimen in a cognitive sense as well.
>needed gastric surgery to lose weight
>needed new teeth screwed into his gums
Ladies, contain your orgasms
Stay mad, fatso
Got a sudden urge to brush my teeth. How does it even get that bad? There's one tooth that's just rotting. Jesus.
He didn't change his diet so he'll be back to 500 lbs in a year or two
>defending degenerate ecelebs using twitter buzzwords
Holy yikesarony
I'm not defending anyone, I am attacking your retarded MUH BOOTSTRAPS mentality.
>and less stimulation is likely mitigated somewhat by fake ones
No, there was still massive atrophy in some important part of the bran. You don't really feel with these fake teeth in the same way.
>plaque
Mate, after the scientists had controlled for various things, they found that people with fewer teeth had worse brains in old age. Much worse, even. I don't remember exactly, but it was established that it was the teeth situation that led to brain problems, and not the other way around.
This shit can unironically kill you. I hope he's not being an oblivious retard to it.
>defends degenerate ecelebs but too much of a pussy to stand ground
Small dick
Who remembers when Boogie was on /fit/?
Huh. Well, that's pretty interesting.
It's still rather odd that my family has a penchant for poor mouth hygiene, and displays no real sign of brain degeneration despite long lifespans, but I guess it's some durable genetics.
You do realise you're taking into account "some study" nobody even heard of exvept for random user on Yea Forums who can't even remember the study's name or the place it was published, let alone details of it?
I mean, I'm just saying it's interesting if there IS a correlation, while also saying it doesn't match with my personal experience.
What's true is a mystery here.
Not him, but just wanted to point out that you sound like a cringelord without friends.
pants on head retarded.
>t. user with poor dental health
>twitter bants
Embarassing
>t. user who'll believe anything if someone mentions the word 'study'
You think like a woman.
There's no mistery because you're reffering to a second hand account of a random guy online you gullible retard.
>t. user that's very worried now about the state of his brain
Brush every day, lad.
Cope nigger without friends
Man, why you so salty about someone entertaining a possibility?
Well, when it's anecdotal evidence versus unverified claims based on supposed research, both have about the same weight.
Goy Smiley.
As fat and unhealthy as he is, I was shocked when I found out he was a boomer in his 40s. The first time I saw him about 4 years ago I thought he was in his late 20s or early 30s.
you insult like a bitch
You point things out like a bitch.
Goddammit you fucking stupid people.
Those are, like user said, implants.
But they're not screwed into gums. Jesus christ, think about what you're saying, you dumb fuck.
They're screwed into the sockets of your skull where the roots of your original teeth used to be.
Boogie's problem is that he went full retard. When picking out a crown or any replacement, you always go for "imperfections". you want them to look natural. Not straight up chicklets.
>supposed research
>t. seething bullshitter
Go to medical school, faggot.