Would you give her a lift?

Armpit hair is unironically the absolute worst thing a woman can have. I like things like short hair on women, and I can even live with shit like hairy arms, but armpit hair is just impossibly bad and Tarantino should neck himself,

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Lol fuck no

I saw the dumb ass deadpan hipster with a bull ring piercing and straight fringe who comes into my work lift up her arms one time and she had full hairy pits and now whenever I see her again I get a boner.
Why am I like this?

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Closest I came to getting a boner during the movie was when she lies down and puts her arm above her head and you can see her full-ass armpit hair. I honestly didn't expect that to happen.

Why was she eating cheetos with her feet? Is this covered in more detail in the novelization?

a cute

I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI

the armpits are the least of your concern here

she wasn't, that's just thick callous

I'd give her a lift ... to the dentist

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or to the nearest waxing parlor in the area

Look at this faggot he shaves his pits HAHAHAHAHAHA

there is nothing wrong

>You need a lift?

How about a LYFT?

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if she were more attractive,
>pull over, heart poundinh
>she approaches
>i reach over to manually unlock door
>shes almost at the door
>get nervous and drive away without looking back
>fap to what could’ve happened

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Do you shave your asshole as well so that your bf can fuck you easier?

Post body and armpits

No, I leave a bunch of stubble so it's like a dangerous briar patch, just a little game we play, fyi, niggerfaggot.

she noted after the movie that she was a dancer and was insecure about her feet but Quentin insisted. she warned him, but he didn't care. he must be into big weird feet. not her fault

pic rel is me

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nah, armpit hair is fine, general health, hygiene, and a good personality are the most important qualities. Facial hair is a no, and for going down the shorter the better imo, but the rest is not that big a deal. Within reason though, I suppose.

Those shoes seem uncomfy

absolutely, although the underage would be a no go for me, the cult shit too.

>Facial hair is a no
cringe

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nah
armpit hair on a hot woman is absolute boner fuel to me

nope, she's tainted with rice

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BRADU PITTU?

isn't that a sign of anorexia?

Where's the armpit pic?

Was a hippy but shaved her legs? Broke the emerson.

you gay af boi

RICE'D

So was that scene with Cliff not wanting to engage with a minor a dig at Polansky?

baby

its about how he is a cautious guy that keeps within the law, same with how the wife died

Holy fuck she has the same issue as me - tailor's bunion - where the toe on the pinky toe sticks out to the side. Makes shoe shopping a fucking nightmare.

post feet

It's kinda hot

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I would give Dakota a ride desu

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Shaving armpits reduces odor as well.

It can be painful to shave all the time

And pheromones

where is this from? i think ive seen her in a porno

Lies

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood you moron

>shaves armpits
Faggot

Rude

HAHA BRADDU WHOS RAUGHING NOW

Body hair is associated with testosterone so if you find that attractive then you're the faggot. That's literally science and none of your closet faggot coping can dispute that.

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>women ruin everything...

why does she shave her legs?

There are better ways of getting a car to stop.

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After seeing her 2 other times and turning her down? And she's going my direction the 3rd time? Sure.

>not bush that goes to the navel
Sorry baby but no

looks like an aged-up picture of a missing baby

Women.
Are.
Not.
Hairless.

Men.
Fucked.
Natural.
Women.
For.
Thousands.
Of.
Years.

If you like hairless things, guess what you are? It starts with Pe, it ends with ophile

Every time she is posted, some autist posts that fake picture.

This is her boyfriend, r/aznincels, cope with it.

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Hairy pits on a young woman are a patrician fetish, i'd sniff those all day.

what's a peophile?

i wouldnt resist tbqh

>I don't understand why decades of corporate media brainwashing has made the natural female form unpalatable to me
>I don't understand why my fetishisation of the infantalisation of women is a bad thing
fucking meatheads

absolutely not

for me hairy arms and legs are the worst

i can tolerate hairy armpits only if shes fashionable about it

if she did the cute dance, sure why not just a lift

god that dance when he said yes was cute as

I wish I was that chair

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Peawesomeophile

Men also fucked 14 year old for thousands of years

Thought she was dating Pete Davidson

Marrying you mean.

she throats the dong so yes

so I watched this movie in the theaters todays and the part where cliff whacks his wife was cut off
im guessing it had something to do with that harpoon gun he was scuba diving with or some shit?
anybody got a webm or tell me what happened?

honestly no i never would

It's also cut here. I don't think there's a longer version. It's meant to be up in the air. Did she drown or did she get harpooned, who knows. May just be an accident after all.

The character was meant to come across as gross in that scene. She's a fucking hippie waste of space who lives by leeching off people like Cliff.

Yep i would go to jail to get a cute blowjob and choke her with my cum.

>armpit hair is just impossibly bad and Tarantino should neck himself,
It's historical accuracy. It's what hippies did in the 60s.

Oh noo her teeth are not perfect! Quick call boogie dentist and get her fixed!

Fucking americans have to fix every little imperfection when she looks perfect like this

No.

I'd lift her onto my penis.

How stupid do you have to be to think there was an unintentional cut in the version of the film you saw in the theater?

I shsve my pits too so I get less sweaty because im fat

Both of these are true.

No. I don't want to be robbed.

Why does she look bogified?

>when she looks perfect like this
>fix every little imperfection
Are you retarded?

Perfect doesn't always means flawless. A person would look like a creepy plastic dolls without any flaw.
It's what make us look like a living thing.

perfect literally means flawless you fucktard

>Perfect doesn't always means flawless.
That's literally the definition of perfect.

Lololol bitch u got
Btfo'd

>Muh empowerment
The fools don't even realise it just makes my erection stronger and makes them more delicious as sex objects to ""incels"" like me who are the intended target to be dabbed on.

DANCE FOR ME ROACHES

>Short hair
Into the trash she goes

700k

Do NOT bully the cute autist

Huh ?

yes, life her up and down on my big white cock

There's only one Manson girl I'd want.

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Huh ?

Women shaving their body hair has been a thing for a long time. Since Ancient Greece women have been shaving their armpit hair.

Damn he's handsome. Nice name too. He could feature as himself as a CEO in some cyberpunk shit and it would be completely natural.

>infantalisation of women is a bad thing
Do say, at what age do women act mature? 30-40?

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Giving life to her through his sperm since she's a skeleton

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Only if she gives me a foot job.

>The hobbit was dear to thee, know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host

This.
Try to move from your couch once in a while, fattie. Physical exercise sucks not because of pain or exhaustion, but the fucking odors. Shaving makes everything more manageable.

She answered the call

>yfw it's always the drug addict look-a-likes and fat kikes that leave her armpit hair untreated

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>YOU NEED A LIFT?
>YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

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a peophile? jesus you retard you can't even fucking spell

>her

youtube.com/watch?v=YDqu4oaVDGY

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>pit hair
Hard nahh and drive away.
Shits for people who think natural is always better and smell like shit.

NOOOOOOOO PETTO DAVIDSONUUUUU PREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pleb

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Faggot

>shaving your armpits
why...

cause they cut shit here the fucking time

Yeah that's a nope.
I wouldn't even mind shaving my entire yeti ass body if it meant I never had to deal with that. It's one of those things that makes me completely lose attraction for good.

>can't even fake drive a car properly

cope

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a Peophile?

>see her standing at the side of the road
>pull ip next to her in my 1973 Chevrolet
>ask her where she's going
>as soon as she opens her mouth say "How about this, shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you"
>pull out my swiss pocket knife and stab myself
>drive away to never see her again
And a real hero.

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took long enough for someone to observe my quads ffs

>seething toothlet

Hairy pits are patrician

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Kek

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literally pleb taste in women: the post

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good choice when it's summertime, honestly.
here in the heat of the tropics, hairy armpits are guaranteed to make you smell like a wet monkey. your pits WILL sweat like crazy and your hairs WILL get sticky with it. the sheer amount of men i've seen in sweaty wifebeaters with wet hair sticking out of their armpits is crazy.
sure i don't mind some mild growth, but everytime i see men with full, sweaty bushes of pit hair in the middle of summer i almost feel like gagging. fucking disgusting.
t. gril

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Looks cgi as hell

what are these letters
?enella?ax
help a brainlet coomer out

Women started to shave their pits because sluts started showing more skin in the early 20th century, razor companies of course took advantage of that
Same thing with shaving their pubes

I shave my legs in the summer

And it’s gone well.

I’m convinced it’s all 50+ year old white men and foreigners defending unshaven women.

>And it’s gone well.
And that's good thing, women being sluts

>being good looking = slut

>being good looking = removing hair

>the sheer amount of men i've seen in sweaty wifebeaters with wet hair sticking out of their armpits is crazy
HOT if they are white

>removing hair = not being more attractive

Callouses from walking barefoot. Everyone had them pre 1980

>bald people are instantly more attractive

>full, sweaty bushes
This the problem with all body hair, regardless of sex or location. It's not the presence of hair that's gross. It's the lack of grooming.

I've never seen it but I bet I wouldn't even mind leg hair on women if it was nicely trimmed.

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what makes hair attractive? is it the smell? is it a symbol for something that i dont get?

sauce me dude

mfw

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I trim my armpits and it definitely reduces odour.

I've wanted to see Michelle Trachtenberg's tiddies since watching Truth or Scare as a kid. Bless you user, I don't know how I missed this.

Is HD going too far?

Gonna be honest with you all. I really want to have sex again after seeing this image.

Name a single flawless thing

Absolutely based and shavedpilled

spironolactone doesn't turn you into a girl, sweaty

I remember walking barefoot without the fear of needles or crack pipes.
Niggers, spics, chinks, poos, and j*ws ruin everything.

is that her real pit hair or is it a pit merkin

You'd probably just get redirected to an orthodontist

MUH DICC

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Sauce now

NOW

have sex

She should seriously get some sleep and when she wakes up do something about those nasty pits

who had pubic hair

Oh it's in the webm
fenella fox

Where would I put her down?

So this is the legendary power of body building

>first make me a footfag
>now is getting me into hairy armpits fetish

Dammit Quentin!

This!

*Plebs filtered*

More like fag filtered, from the thumbnail I thought you posted a guy.

That hover hand though

Ok fag

>n-no you
Pathetic. Like your taste in “””women”””

Ok fag

Ok retard

I would stop to take a picture of her and call the police to denounce her for hitchhiking, like I always do.
t. responsible citizen

Does anyone has a webm of when she starts dancing?

Based.

name a single perfect thing

Webrip when

hairy pits are literally bacteria traps and stink of BO
same with pubes

Only if she let's me cum on her feet

>nipple pimples
3DPD

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lost it

Well, you’re in for an even longer wait as that’s not real.

fuck off quentin

I don't care, it's enough desu

lol what a fag haha

Im a dentist. Her teeth are perfect. She would have to get frenulectomy and braces. Even then the position relapses so she would have to wear a retainer. Easier to just fuck directors.

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Wow explain i don't really understand

I don't understand

>Her teeth are perfect.
>She would have to get frenulectomy and braces.

so which is it

>perfect teeth
>needs work
Schizoposters at it again

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A child in her belly would make her beautiful.

I want to be her pit slave

is this screenshot from the british remake of Drive?

It's a shame that hairy pits is basically a shibboleth for the worst type of woman possible

pretending to be attracted to old hags is corporate media brainwashing though

t.statist cuck

Wow how would that happen though

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Checked

By giving her life with your manhood.

you forgot the clapping emote, retard

made my dick lift

Why quentin? Why?

No, I have always hated dirty hippies and people who pretend to be cute and kooky but are just smelly wacky hippies.

I’d throw her smelly arse out on the road

All in on link

Antiquated conceptions of beauty are just as responsible for the current pedophillic obsession with youth in the media as the media themselves. "The greeks did it" is not a strong enough justification unfortunately

Women are a damn sight more mature than men, and it happens sooner for them too, both physically (puberty) and mentally (girls on average have way better academic results).

The fact that you can only think in terms of "attraction" only shows how much of a cumbrain you are. You didn't just consume the product being advertised, you bought into a fiction that wants you to associate consumerism with sexual attraction. And you went for it, hook, line and sinker.

She has no torso like the danny devito penguin wtf

I want to lick her beard

Life isn't like your animes faggot.

what a gay

Hapas aren't asian now?