*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*

The puppet show scene was made by this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=sUUtK9FFIt4

enough to quell them.

FUCK GELFLINGS
FUCK POGLINGS
FUCK ARACHNIM
FUCK AUGHRA
FUCK URU
FUCK HERETICS
FUCK GENERALS
AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JANNIES!

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Agreed.

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FIX

THE

HANDSS

Crystal chads, what do we do until the second season...

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skekpost

Protecting deet from rule 34

If there even is one. Hasn't been renewed yet and the longer they take the less likely it is.

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>umm, hi user!

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What a fucking ho

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This is amazing. Thank you for sharing

HAVE SKEKS

FUCK CHAMBERLAIN AND FUCK GELFLINGS

The hands are fine fix the damn suit

someone get an umbrella

unironically the best simon pegg performance so far.

Watch it, Chamberlain.

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DEET DESERVED BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

I want this guy to do music videos

>Trusting a tree
She deserves everything.

Skeksis get Ipad.

I honestly pissed myself laughing from the tree wailing in pain as the nurlocs ate him

he came off as all powerful and then just got murked by some worms like that lmao

Podlings are filthy creatures and must be 'cleaned'

Podlings are based downies just living it up. Stay mad, non-tard

Has Japan got this show yet? Kinda hoping we get more fanart.

I remember Dark Crystal having a pretty big nip following in the 80s. Even big names like Izubuchi sited it as an influence.

siliconera.com/2018/05/14/persona-record-lodoss-war-artists-dark-elves-elves-long-ears/

Pretty sure Disney will buy this IP from the Henson Company.

If they haven't gotten it already it'll drop soon.

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Poor Hup got cucked.

How? He's a podling. Podlings don't matter.

NO! NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! I'M IN CHARGE!!! I WAS IN CHARGE!!!

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someone do a fucking piper peri edit already

HHMMMM

MMMM

YEESSSSSS

HMMM

Meta-puppetry was the best scene of the whole show.

SKEKD

"no": The Scene

So I guess we just fill in the blanks about how all the gelfling got genocided? Almost less painful that way.

Hup is unironically a better character than Rian will ever be.

I WANNA FUG HER IN HER SKEKSI COSPLAY

He's just the tag along retard for comic relief.

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Who else rewatching for the 3rd time? Still finding and seeing new things I like.

>GAS THE SKEKS RACE WAR NOW
Holy shit! No wonder Yea Forums likes Dark Crystal so much when Gelfling are literal nazis.

I A-AM STILL EMPEROR

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>that battle between Rian, the Hunter and Rian's Father
KINO

>rematch
>where's your father now?
Hunter was a great antagonist.

HmmmMMMMMMmmmm

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These are the only decent threads on Yea Forums right now.

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I HATE YOUR WHIMPER

are there going to be more seasons? I just finished it and dont get how the series will connect to the movie without the next season being basically only gelfling genocide on air
also rip hunter

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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why dont all mystics an hero to safe thra from their past sins of splitting into two? now when archer did it why not the mystics?

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They're cowards.

anyone else really didnt give a shit about the gelflings the last few episodes? overall they look like shit (hair) and forgive eac other way too much and are a big pussies. Seladon deserved no mercy imo but still get one.
I just watch this for Skeksis trickery by now, the scenes with them are al very kino

IMO Brea is the only semi-likable gelfling for me.
Rian has no fucking personality or character arc and Deet is just too much of an innocent goodie too shoes Mary Sue (though she has potential to become interesting with the Darkening overtaking her.)

I hate Rian a lot especially his retarded hair and horrible face. Dunno how the ycould fuck up the mc so muhc, probably tried to make him look like the original mc which honestly sucks.

>bilingual
>has aspirations to become a Paladin instead of the usual "just bathe in dirt" Podling
>lusts after a female of another species larger than him

In Podling terms he's a gigachad right?

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agree 100%, I hope Deet becomes evil and joins the Emperor or dies or something
too much retarded goodiness makes the gelfling look lame and uncool

Archer is the counter part to Hunter. He was only able to do it by being the counter to something incredibly badass.

>poor americuck deeds bilingualism as a gigachad attribute and not one every not braindead person has
lol @ u

Hup is chad tho desu

lol tru, also did the mystic counterpart to the General die with him?

Oh and I forgot to mention Gurjin. Probably also one of the other few truly likable Gelflings in the show. Sucks that he's the sidekick buddy character for comedy relief; he should've been male MC instead.

>gives the giant spider monster a hug
He was great.

So wait, I still have not seen it yet. Is it actually good then? Is it made with puppets or is it some new remade CGI shit?

CGI used very sparingly for certain parts

There's not much more special effects than there was in the movie. It's >90% puppets.

Pretty good user.

I'll try to watch some after work then. Hopefully it's as good ss this thread is making it seem. The movie was one of my favorites when I was a kid so, I sort of have extremely high expectations now.

DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW THERE'S A NETFLIX SERIES
is it worth it anons?

ACK ACK?

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HmmmmMmmm

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mmMMMMmMmmm

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>Chernobyl and Dark Crystal
Based. It's the only 2 things I've been watching lately.

I'm gonna try it breaking my oath to never watch a netflix production again
If it's shit it's your last chance to warn me

Based and red pilled

Has Gen Urobutcher said anything about it? Him being the head of Thunderbolt Fantasymakes me curious if he saw.

I hate your whimper

When did the cunt powerhungry sister become good? Even when skeksis told her to fuck off she still blamed her sister for it. Was it because Old Witch sacrifised herself gfor her? I still wouldnt make peae and told her ow I love her and that mother wold be proud of her.
She literally cuased her mothers death and almost the death of herself and all the gelfling

it really isn't it follows the plot and art of the comic books and is very based

What was this guys name again? I Skeksil? I liked how he always managed to land on his feet by lying his ass off to everyone. What a delicious snake and master of spin.

he truly is the beset skesis of them all, I love him. Sadly some moments make him look retarded (Stone in the wood, him against Rian). I also love the Scientist a lot

skekTek

it's a based henson company production.

Just watched episode 1. Surprisingly decent. You have some "netflix-vibes" in the form of empowered, free thinking female character speaking out against injustice, but it's not excessive. The same portrayals would not have felt out of place if the show were made in the 80's.

Portrayal of Skeksis is great. They just chew up the scenes they're in. Gelflings feel bland by comparison. Certain lines like
>Why do the Gelflings hurt us so?
>He knows!
seem to suggest the writers are willing to lean in to the Skeksis-as-Jews analog.

Depiction of the essence ritual was more graphic than the movie. Evokes adrenochrome or child sacrifice. Again, the creators are leaning in to the JQ

Not nearly enough Hup in this thread.

I want him and Chamberlain on a Odd Couple team up next season.

Just watched the movie and first episode, pure kino

Rare case where the sequel is better than the original.

It is a thing for kids after all, there have to be moments where the villain gets humiliated by the heroes.

>sequel
hmmmmMMMMM?

Why do the skeksis feel way more lifelike than the Gelflings depsite Gelflings being closed to humans?

>It is a thing for kids after all
It's as much for kids as LOTR is for kids
Kids can watch it but they are not the target audience

Anyone else really like this show's version of the Scientist? He's my favorite skeksis, though I guess it's mostly because I really like Mark Hamill

>Look at the credits
>See Sigourney Weaver
Wait, who the fuck did she play?

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OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS OF DARK CRYSTAL CHARACTERS

>ssj4
Deet Purpura Oscuro (Forma Completado)
Urskeks

>ssj3
Hunter (Ultra Instinct mode)
Gema Completado
La Abuela
El Imperador Oscuro (Forma Verdadera)

>ssj2
Gema Forma Oscuro
El Imperador
Deet Purpura
Rian (Base Completado)
Hup (Ultra Instinct mode)

>s
Jen Forma Mystica
Hunter
Archer Mystico

>a
El Chambelan
El General
Rian

>b
El Skektek Cientifico Corrompido
La Maestro Ritual
Jen (Forma Base)
Celadon Negro
Tavra Oscuro
El Renegado
Gurjin
Fara
Ordon

>c
La Ornamentalista
La Collectionista
Tavra (Forma Base)
Naia

>d
Celadon
Brea

>e
Hup
Deet (Forma Base)

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The Skeksis look like unusually expressive animals while the gelflings look like unusually stone-faced humans. And the Skeksis can walk around a room naturally (since there is a human in the suit) while the gelflings have to hop around.

because they were waiting to merge again? This was stated in the original movie IIRC.

dark crystal warfare is low-scale and Gelflings are weak af. 10 Skesis with swords is enough to seriously threaten the whole world. Maybe 10-20 Garthim could defeat all opposition for the Skesis

>shut it down!
you will arrive there too

mmmmmmmHMMMmmmmmm post

This scene was both funny and dramatic. Such a combo rarely works without it becoming gay marvel quips

Chamberlain is now unironically my favorite Simon Pegg character, he's absolutely kino in the role

are you okay there Paco?

we all hope so but it's not clear yet.

if this is explicit then provide links

Rewatch the show and movie on repeat

what the FUCK was the point of the scene of The Scientist brutally murdering those 2 slaves that tried to escape? Seemed needlessly depressing.

yeah but why selfishly wait wgile the skeksis and the darkening consumes the whole world? seems bad for a creature deemed as good

Isn't the lore older than the whole netflix/disney sjw thing?

Skesis are undoubtedly the highlight of the show and both the favorites of the fans and production team. In the documentary they have a bit where a puppeteer says everyone has more fun with Skesis than Gelflings

it's like in star wars how most people like the empire instead of rebels despite them being the villains

>Jannies snipe every Finn roast thread
wtf are the jannies jewish?

i mean they build it up pretty well in my opinion with the chamberlain tricking them and making them rebell aswell
also the scientist uses their bodies

Mystics are gentle but still have flaws. they're aloof, lazy, disinterested, cowardly, and submissive. The Skesis are cruel but have ambition and drive

This is why the UrSkeks had to recombine to form a balanced person

i was expecting him to die horribly like so many other characters this season. But he endured

this jew obsession is cringe as fuck

I can't wait to see skekwitz the banker or skekberg the laywer appear in season 2. Didn't skekstein, the pornographer die after the great devition?

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>hehe puppet show like real life
procreate

Finish what they started and buy the Henson Company so they can have people figure out what to actually do with the Muppets.

Dark Crystal was the highest grossing foreign film in Japan until Titanic came out.

Watched it

Its shit

But the original movie was never good either

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why do nips always get such cool posters?

Only a spanishfag could have this bad opinion
Fuck deet

Word on the street is deet will go rampage and start killing gelflings in s2

Needs the BLACKED.com logo

Imagine listening to his shit for one thousand years.

I got same emotions as when I read netorare mind break hentai

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Thanks for your opinion that no one asked for

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>have skeks, inceladon

GIVE US S2 AND SKEKUNG

AND MOST OF ALLFUCK THE CHAMBERLIN

this makes sense why hitler killed himself then

>say Derry, would you eve fuck a gelfling?

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Don't, you'll want a S2 that will take years to come out.

Yes, but that's never stopped them from changing things for other adaptations. It's pleasantly surprising to see a wide release program filled with anti-semetic canards.

Is the Chamberlin Yea Forums personfied? Too clever for his own good, cast out by normies, enviously watches others at a distance, gets cucked by black bull General.

SKEKSISED.com

saving it for season 2 where hup's crucial self sacrifice will earn him the title of paladin posthumously
gonna be a serious gut puncher

>implying he won't implode by Darth Deet
>NO DEET! ME NO HURT FRIEND! I LO- *BLOWS UP*

This is actually the best part of the entire series.
>Your failure is now complete padawan

yeah real interested to see where that goes what with deet being shown on the throne and her lines when the tree was giving her the cursegift
>I wouldn't, I wouldn't!

the puppet show scene + Peggs and Goldbergs performances were the only worthwile things in this whole mess

Why didn't Rian go after her

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Nah, writers are not your typical sub-IQ schizoid /pol/cels, thus there's no reason for them to associate between jews and child sacrifice

>"fuck you, i got mine"

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My guess is that Deet is going to be a huge threat to all of Thra making a short alliance with the Skeksis to put her down or she's going to crawl into a hole and like a hermit and not get involved with the upcoming genocide.

Remove Gelfling

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what a shitty movie what is the point why do you people rave about a children's movie you tricked me into watching the most boring bullshit people in fucking suits wtf

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>finish dark crystal movie
>netflix autoplays their tv adaptation
>seizure warnings on the screen

>Sadly some moments make him look retarded (Stone in the wood, him against Rian).
He's not supposed be very smart, None of the skekSis are aside from skekTek, and he's more willing to do crazy things rather than actually being outright intelligent. They may have been intelligent in the beginning, but they have all degraded a lot since then.
Even in the movie, skekSil challenges the strongest Skeksis to Trial by Stone.

B8

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>implying

Pleb, all of it was kino

SkekMal was the best of them
The "you hunt a chair" line is one of the best in the series

Fuck this silly little bitch, can't believe how quickly they all forgave her.
She was kinda hot when all slutted up for the Skeksis though.

[clothes ripping]

Opening narrator

Hey umm sport?
Wanna sit down?
I have some um bad news

So who's better, the show or the movie?

movie visuals
show story

Show

LOTR's target audience is older kids, though. Nothing bad about that and adults can still enjoy both but I don't think it's accurate to say they are the target audience.

The target audience of both LOTR and TDC is everyone

OOF

The movie has mysterious vibe to it what I can't really explain. There are many characters so they don't get fleshed out that much.

The show is better with characters because they get more screentime and focus but it lacks that mysterious and bizarre feel what the movie has.

I like them both probably equally, they complement each other

Rian is a fag

If you had to fuck a skeksis to save your mother from dying in her sleep tonight, which skeksis would you fuck?

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Rian's ex was named Mira and the movie there's a character named Kira. You can't make this shit up. Kira is somehow related to Rian.

He jizzed in Mira's essence and it congealed to form Kira.

Deet is the surrogate mother

Gelflings are not very smart and generally have 4 characters names deet, rian, mira, kira...

hmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

Deet's name is Deethra dingus

t. Podling

Is that a question?

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>it feels like old Yea Forums again
That's because there's actually fucking someone worth watching on again. There is literally fucking NOTHING to watch anymore. That's one of the reasons Yea Forums is such shit. What are we going to discuss? Some D tier reality tv show? Some drama bullshit that 4 people watch? I literally couldn't even tell you 1% of the shows on right now. They're utterly forgettable grindhouse dogshit.

*something

is this entertaining to an adult / man-child who can't stand watching superhero movies but likes escapist fantasy shit?

Terrible Spanish kill yourself amigo

got DAYM where can I buy this fucking poster

>not including trannies

I highly recommend reading the Creation Myths comics.

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100%

Why?

Japan does have the show.
Source: Live in Japan and have a Japanese Netflix account

I've been doing my part to persuade Japanese people to watch it.

You're morons. It's like you didn't even watch the show. NPC theory once again confirmed.

Who's Izubuchi?

Yes. Fuck Marvel/DC, its puppet-time.

Because I said so, punk

I want Ranup flashbacks in season 2.

they are selfish

No, this one talk about the European genocide (gelfling) made by Jews (Skeksis)

Hmmmmmmmm
NO!

After watching the movie again, post show viewing, it just felt like an uneventful episode. I think the show really does give a chance for letting all the hard work of puppeteering Skeksis, and obviously showing off their threat much better.

What a terrible leader. She wasn't even prepared to get on her knees and suck her Lord's multiple penises.

It's an older movie. The skeksis won but are weakened. Just lost their emperor who was clearly a big figure with his dark magic. ...There's only two gelflings.

Mystics aren't pushovers, as we can see with the Archer. According to Jen their leader made the "monsters"(Garthim) disappear. Why aren't they more active and helpful?

I guess they're like Gandalf, their role isn't to fix shit and to be good in combat but to be a gentle guiding force for other races.

Opposites. Mystics are slow, contemplative and undecisive. Skeksis are rash, arrogant and hubristic. Skeksis don't think. Mystics think too much.

If Skeksis fucked Mystics could they produce a babby?

I love that I couldn’t place any famous voice until after I looked up who was who.

They did Hup dirty tbqhfam. I hope he gets an expanded role in season 2.

I mean their original beings were assholes to start with and they just leave at the end after fucking everything up.

they're both parasites in different ways. Skeksis are like the boomers that leeched off the world directly via industry/corporate kikery. Mystics are the burning man type boomers that wanted to larp as native americans while the world burned around them. They're both complete traitors to Thra.

Mystics aren’t actually selfless monk heroes. This fairy tale is dark remember?

He's basically Podling Don Quixote. He wants desperately to be a noble paladin and protect his lady but he knows deep down that he's just a small useless creature with nothing to his name but a spoon and delusions of grandeur. If that isn't kino to you then you can suck my 3 penises.

Cute.

During the puppet show Heretic mentions that both the Skeksis and the Mystics are uninterested in his message. I get the feeling most Mystics are just waiting out the time until the next conjuction and not concerning themselves with the rest of Thraa in the meantime.

Mark Hamill was fairly recognizable, but otherwise I agree

I'm honestly shocked everyone seems to love it. I was really expecting this to be mediocre and disdained. Where are you guys watching it?

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My sister's Netflix. I downloaded a torrent but the audio was fucked so I just left it.

Chamberlain or the scientist

calling it now, the mystics are going to play an instrumental role in the gelfling genocide. They'll infect the gelfs with a passivity that leads to their destruction. Both sides of the UrSkek coin are a cancer on Thra. I hope the last season of the show is a sequel to the movie where they follow these demonic faggots into space to serve them justice.

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Could ask the mega in Yea Forums

Punished Gelfling arc when?

I hate the General so much lads

Watch it weakling.

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Scroll-master

Have skeks, Chamberlain.

if anything these things look MORE evil than the skeksis ffs

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I just got a torrent off RARBG

>Chamberlain shitposting on Thrachan.skekpg

they where cunts in their homeworld and they are cunts in Thra. And they left without justice

shut up Chamberlain

What's the tone of this show? Is it for kids, adults?

>Is it for kids, adults?
Both

yes

>:TINK TINK TINK:

I Rygel XVI, Dominar to over six hundred billion subjects, believe the Skeksis to be truly marvelous overseers of an otherwise uncivilized backwater planet.
I commend the Skeksis for their visionary leadership and guidance over an otherwise lowly and unworthy populace.
>FRELL GELFLINGS!
>FRELL PODLINGS!
>FRELL AUGHRA!
>FRELL THE MYSTICS!
>FRELL FIZZGIG!
>FRELL CRICHTON!
but most importantly..
>FRELL BLUE-ASSED BITCHES!

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HmmmmMMMMmmm!

Like all the best and most timeless fantasy it's for everybody.

Why no love for Mark Hamill's performance as the scientist? This is the first non-shit thing he's been in in a long time and he's amazing in the role. It's a real shame he's being overshadowed by Simon Pegg

They don't even look cool. Skeksis and Mystics are cool dinosaur monsters, these are just faggot crystal haired people I could probably take in a fight.

there's been plenty of love for based skektek user

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Seeing Mark Hamill having fun in a role again just makes me happy, he's finally 100% unJUSTed

Two reasons:
1) Traditional art is a big part of Japanese culture, so posters are more likely to be done by actual artists, not interns with basic Photoshop experience.
2) There's no heavy identity politics in Japan so artists' success is based entirely on merit and skill instead of the color of their skin or their sexual orientation which raises the average quality of visible art tremendously.

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Paladin isn't even something cool in this world. They are glorified soldiers, no spells nor magic weapon and armor.

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is the Hunt... No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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If I shoot myself with a bow, will you die?

If I pull that off, will you die?

I was shocked that something on Netflix was this good.

It would be extremely painful...

You're a big skeksis

For thou!

I really hate how perfectly this meme works with his character

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Is this a good show? Should I watch Labyrinth first?

Absolutely based

Ouf courshe!

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You already know the answer to that.

You don't have to watch anything prior.
Also Labyrinth has nothing to do with TDC

FUCK VAPRAN
FUCK STONEWOOD
AND FUCK THE SKEKSIS!

I honestly don't know. There are times where it's kiddish, and then there are other times I question why they put such an edgy scene in at all. I'd say it's leaning more towards the common fantasy lover than any specific age group.

My mistake, I was thinking about the original TDC.
But good to know.

>tfw never watched the film
>watched first episode of the show
>love it
>go and watch the film, love that too
>show fleshes everything out and reminds me a lot of oddworld

Love it

love sunrays
love essence
'ate gelflings

Simple as

All of the skeksis are voiced perfectly. Even the ritualist has that smug, holier-than-thou robotic tone like in the original. I thought I was going to be annoyed by a female skeksis until I realized she was only there for the gross factor, and it worked. The Emperor is also pretty based.

I'd reccomend watching the original TDC first, though. It's not neccesary but it complememts the show

CHAAAAAAAAMBERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNN
LAY DOWN THAT SCEPTER

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I fucking love the Emperor's demeanor and style. His death is now sadder for me.

Devils take on beautiful, deceiving appearances...…….

In the last episode where he had that brief moment of self reflection I almost felt sorry for him

Jason Isaacs really nailed the sorcerer-emperor
youtube.com/watch?v=p0oMn_Rzq-I

why did deet have 2 dads?

Father and Grandfather

I love Podlings
sure they look like sentient potatos, but they are always happy and innocent and make the besr of their lives as the bottom of the foodchain

>chamberlain steps on glass bottle like to they do in traditional jewish weddings

What did the Henson Company mean by this?

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the hobbit of tdc universe

I want to go to a poling tavern

how come the general is still alive in the movie? overall it seems a lot pf the show's lore is being contradicted by the movie

either they're gay lovers or the second dad is some other fatherly figure she had in place of a mother

Mark is a 10/10 voice actor

Not the same character

>They're gay
Yikes! Time for us to hate this series now.

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>Tree can't stop the Nurlocs
>Gives his power to a Gelfling
>She uses his power to stop the Nurlocs

I watched it and that was one of the many retarded things in the show.

I still liked it because it looked great.

I'd rather fuck a skeksis.
I want to hear the Hhhmmmhhh as I penetrate.

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SkekVar was the General at the time of the show, skekUng had become the new one by the time of the movie. SkekUng is mentioned in the show but never shown.

Does nobody read the old fairytales anymore?

They’re brutal and full of death and suffering. The Disneyfication of kid’s shows has rotted people’s brains.

im afraid the second season will suck as they will have to tie the story to the novie which will be pretty awkward i think

also is the show same as the comics that are out there or is it a whole new story? is there a mega link or something to read them?

to the above nards
the mystics can literally mentally dominate the garthim through their vocal magic
so yes they're dicks for not doing anything to help the gelflings

>SkekUng is mentioned but not shown
ohh i totally missed that, movie general looks similar to the show one that's why i got confused

Maybe the tree can't channel the darkening to itself?

That's not what you should be afraid of. You should be afraid of them making the narrative less genocidal because of how much the characters are going to be liked. We know, for an absolute fact, that only *two* gelflings remain by the time of the film. Every single gelfling on the show is going to die. Either the ending is going to be dark, or they're going to appease the crowd and have them do something stupid.

Yes. Make it happen and let everyone know that Ranup fucked everything up because he hates illegal immigrants.

the rest go underground to live with the grottan

Did Aughra have sex with The Hunter and The Archer at the same time?

yeah im afraid of HOW are they going to tie it up
but i wouldnt worry about people liking the characters that much as they are lame

The show is not a direct adaption of any other material. It is a sequel to the novels released 2016-2018.

God I hope so

Wasn't there some interview where they say along the lines that the movie's story is quite small and the characters have no idea of knowing that they are the only gelflings alive. Everyone just assumes so

Creation Myths is set in the distant past before Resistance.
Power of the Dark Crystal is the canned Genndy Tartakovsky sequel concept, with Beneath being an immediate follow-up.

Age of Resistance gets its own prequel comic starting later this month expanding on the time that Rian's father wielded the Dual Glaive.

well its told from their point of view so you might have a point
but iirc mythics said gelflings dont exist anymore

The show's more like a loose adaptation of the novels, which themselves were conceived as "The B-Plot to Rian's A-Plot".
Two different approaches to the same series of events, which the official website calls the "Gelfling Gathering".

the chad skeksis

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the virgin mystics

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Back when they were younger. The mystics aged 10x better than the skeksis.

Why did the Geflings allow the Skeksi to retreat? They could have easily killed them there on the spot and why do they celebrate like they won the war? The Skreksi are still in control over the Crystal. Literally nothing changed.

Not only that but even kids' movies a few decades back were dark and full of suffering. Everything I liked as a kid followed the Dark Crystal trend of wholesome kiddish plot and characters with interspersed horrifying/violent scenes. Have the zoomers on this site forgotten stuff like Neverending Story exists?

Watch Thunderbolt Fantasy for more puppet kino.

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You're forgetting that the Emperor has sith lightning at his command. It looked like Deet could only take in so much of that.

Gay propaganda. Not obvious?

They didn't win the war they won the fight.

You're probably thinking of Aughra, who says she thought the Garthim killed all of the gelflings. But then again she didn't even know one was growing up with the mystics.

kek

Have sex

Why do you pol shitters have to try and find literally ANYTHING MILDLY RELATED TO THE JEWS

This.

But user... you don't like my art?

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SkekSo(the Emperor)

>2) There's no heavy identity politics in Japan so artists' success is based entirely on merit and skill instead of the color of their skin or their sexual orientation which raises the average quality of visible art tremendously.
Japan is 98,5% ethnic japanese. That´s why they don´t have identity politics as much as for example USA where ethnic europeans (aka americans) are only 60% of the population.

Why does the movie trest the crystal being shattered as the reason why everythig sucks?o

no even the skeksis said they need wvery gelfling killed and were suprised when they found kira and jen

>tfw no qt tight-bodied young skeksis bf whose cloaca will give you the pleasure of both vaginal and anal sex simultaneously

Fuck off to /pol/, reddit faggot

Right but if they don't know about Jen and Kira there could be others they don't know about as well. I mean Kira wasn't even in hiding, she was living in a podling village that got raided by Garthim every now and then.

In the movie it seems Skeksis try to kill all Gelfling because they are afraid of the prophecy more than because of the essence

ye but the seven gelfling nations were wiped out and only a handful remain probably
so i wouldnt care if some mc survived as well

I'd fuck em all in one big orgy, skeksis are hot.

Wasn't Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles inspired by the Dark Crystal?

The movie also says they learned how to harness the power of the sun, maybe they learned how to drain essence from the sun?

All the skeksis are old crusty fuckers. I hope in my time machine and fuck a younger hunter.