Sucked

>and their assisted by a benevolent turtle god into performing a ritual which sends Pennywise deep into the void

Never read the book but now I fully understand the Stephen King coke-binge memes

It and the turtle are also "partners" who each hold up a pillar of light that makes up the dark tower.

Jesus the cocaine induced euphoria screams through that description.

It was to goofy and non-subtle. What happened to the quiet horror movies where a bombastic ost more fitting for an action movie isn't constantly playing?

Legit I was nodding off at certain points.
It's not even a horror movie. Felt more like a super natural thriller

Based law abiding clown.

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How do you make a horror movie about a shapeshifting alien clown that eats fear "subtle"?

I bet A24 could do it.

Nigga a shapeshifting creature is most likely the perfect way to do a tense film, since nor the characters nor you, the viewer, can determine if any random dude is the monster.

Fuck they even had the carnival themed park to assist in that, but they did not use it at all in that regard.

While the miniseries is dated and not scary today, it at least tried to build tention and not have cgi monsters thrown in your face and a constant bombastic soundtrack that wears out real fast.
You could at least have done it as the original Nightmare on Elm Street.

Wait, did they not bring the space turtle into the movie?
Fucking lame, they even referenced it in Part 1.

Jesus stephen take it easy on the drugs

"Horror" movies have been shit for 2 decades. Only retarded ass Twitter users watch this stupid shit

Well, I have enjoyed all the Conjuring movies not counting The Nun, but maybe that's just me.

>the story is about growing up
>the turtle is named "maturin"
This nigga has won awards for his writing.

The fat kid kissed ME. I was trying to spook him in disguise! I tried to stop him but he came in too fast! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. I'm not a pedophile.

This is the kind of thinking that is killing horror films.

It was good. Better than the first film I think. When they did the deadlights and hinted at It's true form, thats where the film truly got me interested, just like the book.

>that bass in the theater when Richie gets hit by the deadlights

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>Gets literally bullied to death

It's kind of like me on Twitter

While its cheesey, I think its a bit more fitting than Bill and Ben just punching through it like Jojo.

kek i miss these threads

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i meant this one woops

He was hard, too! You could have seen it from SPACE and I know! I've been there! You gotta help, this is disgusting! I live in a sewer and THIS is the line!

>Movie panders to the most ADD zoomer audience you could imagine.
>Theater packed with half of them still won't shut the fuck up and get off their phones.

This is why you never pander to dumb fucks.
Also, if you can't be without a phone for two and a half do me and the general public a favor and stay away from the goddamn theaters.

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Going to the theater is more of a social activity

that made my day thanks user

They did not and I was really disappointed about that,

my bones are chilling at the thought

I get that, but holy fuck if you managed to sneak in to a Rated R film as a teenager, be more appreciative and enjoy the damn thing, especially if it's entertaining.

They referenced it in Part 2, too. By which I mean there was a prominently featured toy turtle. They spent more time referencing how Stephen King's self insert writer sucks at making endings. Think of It p2 as a Simpsons thread, this gag(true as it is) is Sneed.

The CGI was so shit

does this movie have any slow burn atmospheric jump scares?

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT MOVIE

Yeah, we need more room for Star Wars

>Nigga
You're White.
Never forget that, wigger.

hahaha yeah! I have never met the Clinton's and have no incriminating evidence about them!

Nigger is our word, never forget that, nigger.

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Faggot is your word.

Correct. In fact most words are our's, as it's our language to describe those beneath us, faggot.

...and fucked

What I don't get is that Clown impersonated the one kid's mom, Bev and young Stanley so why didn't he just shapeshift into Stanley and kill them when they were adults one by one

The first movie wasn't particularly scary, because it was jump scare after jump scare. It wouldn't have been as bad if Pennywise tormenting the children wasn't so formulaic. I still enjoyed the movies due to the kids' performances.

I don't even know why I should see the sequel. The second half has been notorious for years for being inferior.

Because it needed them to be afraid or it wouldn't blast ropes. I know there were several parts like sending their school bully to murder them that spit in that part but that's the answer just the same.

You shouldn't bother. It was jumpscare, joke, joke, repeat.

Post Beverly.

Me and my girlfriend were laughing throughout most of the film

Yeah, kermode said that in his review, I've been put off it.

What the FUCK did stephen "cunnylord" king mean by this?

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Is this King's writing?

yes

Yes, that is really in the book. I'm not the user that posted it, and I can still remember the voice of the narrator from when I got it on audio years ago.

they made a stupid cult plot feel fucking evil and wrong in Hereditary

that movie FEELS evil holy fuck, i would not be surprised if the director was an actual satanist or something

opps forgot to quote

What exactly is the context of that passage?

Either IT dressed as Bev's dad, or Beverly's actual dad in a fit of rage (it's been a while, and it wasn't exactly clear the first time) is admitting why he's so physically abusive to Beverly while chasing her down the street. People see this, but turn away and go inside. One boy sees this and it triggers nightmares of a spider sprouting from Alvin Marsh's clothes. Alvin is Beverly's dad's name.

yeah it was pennywise telling her the truth about her dad

That sounds fucking horrible

It's 3:27 am and you reminded me of that movie.... FUCK now I'm scared.

Shut up bitch

>king used to be a based coked out cunny poster
>now he is an ultra retarded tweeter liberal

How long until he gets metoo'd?

>director was an actual satanist
He is indeed, he's a kike

Post the children's gang bang of bev.

he also uses the N word a lot and other un PC stuff

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>dude lovecraft is so scary
I'm more scared to be shot in a movie opening than this neet tier '''horror''''.

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This was the only reason I was going to see it. What the everloving fuck do they do for three hours, then?
Whatever, this movie should've been one, four-hour film with an intermission, told in the original nonlinear fashion of the novel.
Fuck part one and its cheap CGI and goofy ass "horror". Stranger Things S1 had more terrifying direction than this dumpster fire.