What are some times you acted like the Joker?

>made a movie about society
>win best film award at film festival
OH THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN

>is that you, John Wayne?

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>boss tells me I need to show up to work on time
>force loud nervous laughter then go back to straight face
>boss gets up and leaves

>have to make my own lunch because the babysitter locked herself in the bathroom after I tried to rape her
>box says to preheat the oven to 375
>put it on 425

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>What are some times you acted like the Joker?
When I realized that we live in a society.

>take a shit
do americans really do this? in my country we leave ours.

>Someone sitting beside me
>Touch his thigh
>He flinches and asks what the fuck am I doing
>"I thought that was my thigh haha"
OOHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

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o.o

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I feel the homicidal urge but you must suppress it or at least be smart about it.

Not me but my roommate just contorted her face to look just like Joaquin's Joker.

>minimum wage employee calls me "big guy"
>get him fired for harassing customers

checked

>her
how big is her penis

wow nice dubs

based

We should be friends.

>her

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I live in New York. We are supposed to get our cars inspected once a year. My inspection sticker expired in May, four months ago. I’ve been driving around like a madman for four months without a new inspection sticker. HAHAHAHAHA

>be the guy behind this guy
>say "for you"

nice trips

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this one time, in band camp i fucked a girl right in the pussy
haha just kidding i jacked off and came on my own face
i never even went to band camp!

>tell fiance i'm going to watch some kino
>just get drunk and shitpost on Yea Forums instead

MADLAD

All that text

what a shithole state.

>post thread asking a question loosely related to the board
>really just wanted to Skypost

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nice quads

>phoneposting
>type reply
>after posting realize it autocorrected a word in the sentence to something else
>close thread before they crucify me
I AM THE DAMAGED ONE
ALL MY LIFE AND THE DAMAGE DONE

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>tell my friend I'm gay and I want to suck his cock
>he aceppt
>suck him until he cums in my mouth
>the truth is I'm actually straight
AND SHE'S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

i finally rise up and force my mom to give me blowjobs if she wantsd me to pay for medication she said no of course but who gets to live hahahaHAHAHAhahaha

>frequently call black people sub human apes and niggers online
>i'm actually black myself

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>meet a girl I met on an anime discord server
>we hang out a few times before she invites me to her place
>we get high and watch cheesy horror movies
>she falls asleep with her feet sticking out
>I lick her from heel to toe and jerk off while she's asleep

This happened 6 years ago and I still get rock hard thinking about it.

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Damn, a double agent

>doesn't proofread
It's common everyday shit. You should read what you type. And even more say it out loud so you can hear how fucking retarded you sound.

She knew. Probably just pretended to stay asleep and just enjoyed it.

>2008
>Dark Knight is in theaters
>get drunk downtown with friends
>bars close
>leave with friends for a cab
>see homeless man on street is sad
>say to him "why so serious" and laughs

>pretend to be american on mongolian forum
>actually im french
C’EST PAS MA FAUTE

>YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, YOU'RE A MIRACLE!
Enter Joker thread & wrongpost.
>I'M ELATED I COULD CUT YOU!

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>discord
>6 years ago

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>10 pm
>roll over and take a nap
>wake up at midnight
>drop a huge monster fart
>marinade in that bitch
OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER

le baséd hon hon hon

Fucking based

Left cannot meme

Is that a woman?
How does she smell like?

>join nofap reddit club
>day 1
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

NA NA NA NANANA NEEDS NEEDS

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holy shit this is fucking terrible from every aspect

>user makes a post with a typo and deletes it
>quote the deleted post just to embarrass him
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND

>I live in New York

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