When I was a little girl and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well...

how does she get away with this?

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its the hair which is the unattractive part and the fact she dresses like a slob when doing a bit.

You dirty ol' man, you...

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MOTHER SON INCEST

i want a gender noncomforming female cuddle buddy

Futanari solo cum

Negative. Look at this bone structure and fat distribution. She is undeniably unattractive.

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oh her gender conforms alright

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I dont know but im right there with you. This board hypnotized us

Holy fuck no wonder the Englishmen conquered the world. I'd want to spend weeks on a ship and live on another continent to avoid British women too.

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God damn, I got tricked into seeing this trainwreck perform in Brisbane earlier this year.
It was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever had to endure.

But user she’s Australian

And where do Australians come from?

Australia?

Wrong. The correct answer is "China"

B-but that's not british either

Austria you idiot

Why are you bringing up New Pakistan?

dirty pool ol man

tattoos on a pig

>put paper bag on head
g-good enough...

spoidahs?

>being too low IQ to understand the irl shitposting greatness that is dad's google history
australia once again is on the cutting edge

Are there any other pics that shows her armpit hair?

You know, with the rise of Hannah Gadsby, I now feel bad for shitting on Demi so much back then

this, it works if you realize it's on 3 layers of irony.

Has she been blacked yet?

Because you have shit tastes.

>Australian
Probably no, unfortunately

her legs are amazing

Her jokes are bad but I figure she's fine for masturbation

>user's google history
what is the name of the woman

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get some standards faggot

I'm not talking about a Michelin star equivalent wank you retard, she's like the mac and cheese of wanking. If you're bored on a sunday and want a quick wank to pass the time, sure go ahead and masturbate to her. Stop being such an elitist.

You have access to pictures of millions of beautiful women at your fingertips and you pull yourself to this abomination, you're a fucking faggot user.

Except the tats and the mental retardation I don't really see what the problem is.

Armpit hair

Haha! Memes! When are you going to become an adult? Your whole family is waiting for you to stop being a little kid.

She's fucking disgusting homo

It's no use. He's brain damaged.

Oh come off it, are we supposed to believe you wouldn't be able to get a decent wank off of ?

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China

looks like a failed variation of a pitbull breed, which is already a failure in of itself

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No one's claiming there's aren't more attractive women out there. I'm just saying if you need to fap, she'll do.

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HOW TO BRUTALLY MURDER DEMI LARDNER WITH MY BARE HANDS

you're a gay user

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NICOLE WATTERSON SUNIBEE

MLP FUTA GURO

>Ah yes, I only masturbate to the thought of exquisite females; the only ones that deserve my attention

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She's genuine in her wierdness, being genuine is an attractive trait

PTHC

Damn Snyder really let himself go

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>i seek out women who look like trannies because im a gay cunt

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Look mate just have one tiny wank to the thought of Demi Lardner, just to try. It's not so bad, honest.

>gordon ramsey
>lonely
>how do i get a girlfriend
>utilitarian in a sentence

There is no attraction there for me, she's disgusting.

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DAD FINDS OUT I ATE ALL THE RIBS

The ass is good at least. I'm not asking for much here, just one little wank. 10 minutes of your time, tops.

what's wrong with her face? it's like a truck drove over it

No, she's disgusting

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At first glance, I thought she was a sex doll with an uncanny valley face.

Her weirdness isn't genuine at all, it's a fake personality adopted to shift the attention from her plain looks and no doubt bland character. It's the same peacocking bullshit you see in every blue haired, tatted up slut with nothing original to say for themselves. There's nothing genuine about her.

>being able to achieve an erection while looking at her

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It's just a matter of fondling yourself, wtf bro

Nice lol
I just did my daily watch of her today, shes one of those things you can't help but love

>Daaaaaads gooooooooogle history
Hahahah

>just fondle yourself to an ogre and hope your dick gets erect
are you completely lacking control of your penis?
I think you need medical advice

Any new Demi routines ?

Futa milf
Futa anal milf
Incest anal
Monster anal
Monster incest

>the faggotry of the queer continued unabated

>Masturbation is now gay

How is that a lack of control, fuckface? I', saying can control the state of my dick no matter the circumstances.

Have sex

Its gay when you look at creatures like that

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you shouldn’t be able to get erect looking at el creaturas no matter how in control you think you are
you’d probably fuck a twink, and that’s okay
just admit it

I dunno what you and the other guy's obsession with gay stuff is, I'm heterosexual. I wouldn't even fuck a passing tranny. A bit of wanking to Demi doesn't do any harm, in fact it might do you some good. It's natural.

Not him but you're definitely brain damaged and/or on the spectrum. That's all.

good man
when is suni going to reach shad levels of popularity like he deserves to? we're missing out on so much god tier fap material bc he's so paranoid about thinking he should be doing something more commercial instead

>I'm heterosexual

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Just reading that makes me laff

Devils horns tights? Seriously?

If that's supposed to be a quote from whoever that is, they stole it from Bob Monkhouse

ded's gurgle istoree

DED'S GURGLE ISTOREE

"Demi Lardner Nudes"

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Unironically a better meme than anything from the past two months.

Repulsive cunt

Jail

what is that thing

Shes not british, stop demeaning our women

WHAT BREED OF DOG IS SAFE TO FUCK?

toothless shepherd

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she's a rather plain girl

Her actual material isn't terrible, actually better than most female comedians solely due to the fact that not every punchline is "MY PUSSY!"
It's her delivery that makes it bad

Yo is that Tom Holland?

>*brap* *honk* *parp*

yeah I'm thinking she's based

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zoomer poofs were a mistake

155CHAN

Stolen joke, OP.

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India and Africa, why of course.

That armpit hair makes her hotter

heh... heh... yeah...

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Ireland.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, PAL

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youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8&feature=youtu.be

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>This should be shown to every woman who ever even implies that men have an advantage in their jobs for being men.
No way would a man be allowed on stage to perform this pathetic attempt at an act.
Clearly that jojofaggot has never seen any male Australian comedian.

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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

this tbqhwy pham

I loved him in American Gods

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Why is everyone genuinely pretending that she's worse than any other standup comedian?

selfsuck fury

she has great proportions and she's like 8 years away from the wall.

>When people came to America, they brought us with them - the Ancient Ones.

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she cute

>White goddess Emily Browning literally fucking niggers
DROPPED

what's her foot game tho

I'd bang her, just comb her hair over her left side before. Not a chad like u guys, I had worse

CROSSDRESSING FOR BEGINNERS

this

>"How to delete Google history"

>No one's laughing now
I get that this is the point of the joke, but it's so true that it hurts.

HARLEQUIN BABIES

youtube.com/watch?v=FsF8iq1SJEs
Her latest video

WHITE MALE BLACK FEMALE CREAMPIE
LOLI GANGBANG NAKADASHI IMPREGNATION
SMALL ASIAN SOLO ANAL
WHAT ARE THE BEST ANGLES FOR TINDER SELFIES
WHAT IS THE MATCH RATE FOR BLACK MALES TO WHITE FEMALES ON TINDER
BEST ANGLES TO HIGHLIGHT JAWLINE
OVER THE COUNTER ANTIDEPRESSANTS

ah, the patrician and man of culture, how good of you to join us

based

if only her tits were really like that

>he doesnt like pancakes
fagggggg

>Not being able to have boners on command.

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at 15:44 she actually made me laugh once

b r a p b o y s

Imagine how hairy her asshole and pussy are

DADS GOOGLE HISTORY

Who’s says women aren’t fun-

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storks you fucking mong

wheres the punchline here? Is she trying to imply that her chest is 1080p? What? That's not a size, it's a resolution. My 6" phone screen is 1080p

That was the joke. She thought she was hilarious for using a resolution size instead of a boob size. She even had to explain what the joke was. Her name is Kyle btw. Sad name for a girl

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>When I was a little girl and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now.
Top fucking kek! Great line.

Bitches can be very attractive without being beautiful, particularly with that kind of clothes and that skin color.

Why would you "settle" in a fantasy you mongoloid? lmfao

Ireland.

HOW CAN I TRICK GIRL INTO FALLING IN LOVE

straight up posting a kikebook phone screenshot. No hope.

I'm pretty sure they're mass produced.

DEMI LARDNER BRAPPER

Yeah, that joke is practically an antique at this point.

Shame about the zoomer haircut. Why do they all have the same haircut anyway?

>that short anglo neck
besides that pretty hot body for a retard.

>it's the hair which is the unattractive part
why did you have to make this stupid post and trigger everyone