Indiana Jones 5

Honestly, why don't people like Temple of Doom? It's clearly the best one. Absolute adventurekino.

2nd best* after last crusade

>written by the dude who wrote Solo

my expectation is mild

wait people don't like temple of doom? loved it as a kid even if it was a bit creepy

Apparently it's "the bad one". I don't get it either.

Last Crusade>Temple of Doom>Raiders of the Lost Ark>Crystal Skull

>wait
I hope you get cancer

youtu.be/zYBA1GQf5WQ

saggy ballsack

Can't wait.

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Go ahead a put a bullet in the back of your skull. Thanks pal.

I wanna suck off an old guy

is...is he okay bros?

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Are they seriously going ahead with this? He was pushing it in Crystal Skull, and that was ten years ago. How is he going to do any of the action stuff?

faggots need the rope

>put a bullet in the back of your own skull

how does that work?
did hillary clinton teach you that trick?

kill yourself zoomer poof

Most of that sketch was terribly unfunny but the ending made up for it. That guys scream cracked me the fuck up.

who hurt you so bad?

>Indie 5
>1960's
>Indie becomes an unwitting subject for MK-ultra
>spends much of the movie in a hallucinatory hell world inspired by the Tibetan book of the dead, being played by various actors, Doctor Parnasus style
Best I can do.

you're not looking forward to a strong independent woman teaching indy the error of his ways and showing him up at every turn? How about when he burns down a museum because you have to let the past die?

Doesn't he get married in Crystal Skull? It's over for him.

you can see the individual hair follicles on his nuts

God he's such a fucking cunt, couldn't he put on a coat or something resembling a costume for Blade Runner 2049?

why did you migrate from reddit?

>watching some shit star wars documentary
>carrie fisher is just openly making fun of mark hamill saying he could never compare to han solos dick

its nice to know she's dead in the ground

It’s enjoyable but it absolutely is not better than Raiders.

There's also the Shia question. Does he act in movies anymore, or did he completely lose his mind over HWNDU?

>people who disagree with me must be from somewhere else.

He was in Fury with Brad Pitt but he’s mostly been doing indie stuff since then. American Honey is pretty good.

Marion will be killed off berween films and he'll have some foxxy cleopatra tier cunt making him look like an old faggot.

Swap Temple and Raiders and you're me. Crusade is definitely the best.

no, he's not okay. calista gettin that shrimp dick.

He shit on the last one a lot, ford doesnt like him, he won't be coming back.

Raiders of the Lost Ark = cool, young 1970s Spielberg
Temple of Doom and to a much greater extent Last Crusade = cheesy, increasingly self indulgent and overly kid friendly Spielberg

Same

>SHANGHAI, 1935
>mfw

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YOOOOOOOO

How will they shoehorn nazis into this one?

>Indy sex a 12 year-old

>overly kid friendly Spielberg

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>Leave the child actor casting to me

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The image of some ugly incel sitting there watching one of the most beloved movies of all time, arms crossed and stewing just because it portrayed the Nazis as the bad guys is really funny, bait or not.

Shut the fuck up, jewboy.

WE OUT HERE CHIRON

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Sure it was dark at times but there was also a lot of goofy bullshit with Short Round and Willie who sucked compared to Marion. Lucas and Spielberg never recaptured the right tonal balance they achieved with RotLA.

Temple of doom is the best one with the best music.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dny0-U29Ygw

It’s the second best no question but Raiders just had the right balance of everything.
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Children as slaves being beaten is kid friendly?

This.

He looks more fit than 99% of the posters here I gaurantee

>5:39
hmmm, interesting choice spielberg

id watch it

>short round
>bug tunnel
>entire mine sequence
>that kino cinematography on the bridge
>Indian scum btfo

I know you all hate Willie, but she makes the movie work.

>>spends much of the movie in a hallucinatory hell world inspired by the Tibetan book of the dead, being played by various actors, Doctor Parnasus style

FUCKING SOLD

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coming up with ideas that are too clever and will never be written by lucas/spielberg just hurts, user

>know you all hate Willie
speak for yourself reddit nigger

When is Lucas going to make Indiana Jones and The Attack of The Giant Ants?

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>overly kid friendly Spielberg

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