Return of the Jedi makes me irrationally angry.
Return of the Jedi makes me irrationally angry
Justin Morales
Blake Edwards
Anyone seen it in 3D? Did they 3D his throat to give the impression of being eaten alive?
Dominic Brown
Wasn't TPM the only one released in 3d? George had the excellent idea to start 3d with the prequels first. For some reason, no one went.
Luke Davis
It makes you want to fucking strangle him.
Gabriel Harris
I've only ever watched the special edition once and that was more than enough for me. I always watch the real version, which is kino.
Cooper King
Link to download the real version, I saw it on cinema when I was young and then just the special version everywhere both in tv or in the links I downloaded, can't find the original anywhere.
Mason Wilson
Oh God that sounds so hot
Levi Morgan
That scene is not in the original. The original version of this scene is actually pretty based
Aaron Moore
Sing along, Yea Forums
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Christian Sullivan
there's no official HD release for non-special editions
Kevin Nelson
ROTJ in general is bad.
Daniel Garcia
Final 30 minutes are peak Star Wars as far as I'm concerned.
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Sebastian Hill
Josiah Young
holy fucking shit
Brandon Taylor
>this is what being on Yea Forums for a month does to your mind.
Austin Perez
>being eaten alive
Return of the Jedi makes ME irrationally horny for reasons related to this post
Easton Jenkins
meme opinion upvoted good sir
Jaxon King
>for some reason
Michael Martin
btw the genre of jedi rocks is known as 'jizz music'. that's canon.
Isaiah Martinez
Caring about Star Wars at all is irrational.
Joshua White
DEH WUNNA WUNGA
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Jonathan Butler
Jedi Rocks is superior. The original song sounds like someone awkwardly fiddling with an 80's Casio.
Brandon Hughes
It's a long, unnecessary, and ridiculously drawn out scene that makes the entire movie worse for it.
I would love to know what George was thinking with that scene.
Josiah Cook
Plebs, vore is only hot when it's something big, majestic or threatening like a dinosaur or dragon.
Jaxson Scott
Why of course I remember the dance scene from ROTJ
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Brayden Scott
How about a rancor you fucking goober, what do you think I was referring to?
Sebastian Morales
Oh, I thought you meant the cockroach thing in the OP pic.
Henry Miller
Smash bros Brawl Steve voring Banjo Kazooie is Elder God tier dude.
Ryder Powell
Because you have shit taste
Adrian Howard
Return was only made to sell toys. Literally. He rewrote, cut, and changed most of it just to sell shit.
Gabriel Sanchez
Why have another death star instead of something else then?
Jackson Peterson
This movie is the reason I'm a pretentious cinema snob today. I saw the 2004 edition and saw Hayden Christensen at the end and that's when I learned about CGI. I was fucking pissed that somebody had altered the movie. I was like 9 years old and I wanted to watch it the way my parents watched it in the 80s. Not some altered nonsense.
Austin Robinson
Because it's the laziest, easiest thing to do. Most of that ending battle was copypasted from previous films or each other.
Dominic Rodriguez
But kids already have a Death Star toy. That's not good marketing potential.
Ayden Jenkins
Well, George wrote the entire trilogy in 1977 essentially. He had a massive story and instead of cutting it down he took the first act and turned it into A New Hope. The Death Star was originally in the third act but George decided to put it into A New Hope so when RotJ came into the works he just kinda wrote his way around it.
Source: Directors Commentary on the 2004 DVD of A New Hope
Jaxon Gomez
Wrong.
Juan Clark
Battle of Endor is an achievement in special effects, come on
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Wyatt Kelly
Yep. TPM in 3D was also really fucking great, especially the podracing, which is a part of the movie I generally don't like. I feel bad for people who didn't get to experience it.
Tyler Morgan
So how was New hope supposed to end then
Tyler Martin
I guess the ending of the movie was basically the end of RotJ but shorter so my guess would be that it originally ended after they got the plans and that's where ESB and the others would continue on. My guess would be that if ANH didn't have the death star battle, the entire trilogy would be about the death star plans
Nicholas Gray
user you're just mad because you'll never be able to have Sy Snootles suck your dick with her long proboscis mouth
Jordan Scott
I'd rather have the Ranchor stretch my anus wide and bully my prostate before voring me
Jason Perez
Go on.
Matthew Evans
Best scene in movie history.
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David Cooper
It was exciting to see the Death Star again. The Empire was busy perfecting it's ultimate weapon, this time with no flaw. When T2 came out no one said oh fuck, Arnold again? It was before the era of "Remember x?". It was a different time.
Owen Ramirez
>T2
T2 did something completely different though. It wasn't a rehash of the first at all. RotJ even at its time got criticism for feeling like a rehash of ANH by some critcs.
Christian Sullivan
I'd like to be in the Ranchor's stomach, the acid slowly breaking my body down until everything important is digested while my remains would be shat out like the worthless little things they are