Fuck you cracker,cinema is closed

Shut your mouth wagecuck. Now give me my ticket to Queen and Slim before I tell your manager what happened. You know as well as I do that he'll give you twenty lashes for speaking that way to a hwite man.

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That's it, Robert. I didn't want to have to do this, but I want to talk to the district manager.

District manager here, what seems to be the problem, sir?

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T-This isn't right. Why do you look just like him?

b b b bb but I already paid for my falcon's crab snacks.

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Why indeed, sir. Why indeed.

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I want to leave... I don't want to watch a movie anymore. I just want to go home.

N-NANI?!!?!? H-H-HE'S FAST!

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I'm aware Robert. I'm putting together a team and you're one of the few men I can trust with this mission.

You can't leave, sir.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JfoJ7EuazPw

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Ah. Sorry, Robert. Serves me right for coming to see Blade Runner 2049.

This webm will become a lot more poignant in 10 years when most of these memes are forgotten.

>tfw haven't seen any decent Robert OC this year

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desu i think ishygddt constanza and bateman will stand the test of time. they've been around for years

ronald?!

You're right.. It's better if I stay, isn't it? But, I don't remember what movies are playing, Robert. You'll pick one for me, won't you?

We should set up a gofundme to buy Robert's image set from the hosting website. I think it's $500.

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Hey user! Robert is sick, so i'm taking his place for the day!
Here's your popcorn and free copy of Skyrim!

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Can't I just have the popcorn without the game?

Open your eyes Robert, I'm not a filthy wh*toid

>No Mr. Bond, we're not allowed to put butter on the milkduds

contribute, faggot

See that popcorn? You can eat it!

>See that popcorn? You can eat it!
how are there no replies? underrated.

Because this isn't Yea Forums.

Come on, Robert! Let's talk about this! Look I've already said I'm sorry, man. I had no idea she was your little sister.

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What about when I said to you, "hey, user. This is my little sister," when I introduced you?

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Hello Roberto. One ticket to tango and cash please.

I thought you meant sister from another mother, not sister sister

Kinoplex California - The Eagles

Free Skyrim? Something about this seems fishy Mr. Howard

Oh SHI

>It appears the mega popcorn bucket, ultra-sized Pepsi, and deluxe onion rings have exhausted your funds, Mr. Bond.

God even this picture is kino

oh NO I’M COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Hello Robert. Do you mind if I take a walk-through of the popcorn mines? I'd like to see how well you treat your employees...

I would if I was funny or knew how to draw. I don't, so why the hell would you want that?

Hi user, my name's Roberta. Robert's told me so much about you! Thanks for agreeing to go on a blind date!

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Robert is this where I purchase the Incel Cream?

I AM ROBERT, WHY ARE YOU HERE?