Show a friend a movie I really like

If they've taken care of it, yes.
By default, a girl's skin is much softer than a man's.

Depends on the girl.

Yet another proof that 2D > 3D.

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>show a friend a movie I really like
>glance over at my friend
>she's dilating

That almost happened when I showed a girl In Bruges. Prevented it by making out instead

>movie is super serious kino
>suspense scene
>look over, watching movie with my sister
>she's on her phone
>laugh at murder scene
>she laughs too while not paying attention
>she looks up afterwards
>it's the house that jack built
I know the feel

Only girl I know that does pay attention to movies is my sister.
It's pretty nice watching them with her.

why didn't you just fuck your sister

does she have cute feet?

>my ex
>always on her phone during kino
>hardly ever wanted to go to the movies
after we break up
>oh user i LOVE going to the movies
>think ill get that movie pass to go whenever i want!

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Ehh, they are normal feet.
She's always walking around in socks anyway.

You aren’t any better for staring at your friend the whole time to gauge her reaction. You make people uncomfortable with your weird shit.

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>>laugh at murder scene
>>she laughs too while not paying attention
the worst kind of person. you must feel even worse, knowing that deep down inside, you must also be a weak willed bitch. you should kill your family and then yourself to atone and overcome

do you ever steal her socks to sniff and wear on your dick

I'm not a fucking footfag, besides that, I love her, I'd never do any of that shit to her.

>have friend
>he always shows me movies
>try to show him one
>he's not interested
>stop watching movies with him
>now have no friends
asshole

not everyone's sister is a hot skinny bitch in heat like your hentai. sometimes they're fat ugly, hunchback

It smells naturally good too

This is the best friend to have

i think i smell onions in here

onions are good, newfag

>he doesn't know

If you don't have a sister, you should know you feel towards her like you'd feel towards your daughter.
You want to make sure she does good, you take care of her, you play vidya or watch movies with her, you cuddle her, but that's it.

>you cuddle her

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What if my daughter is hot?

BREHS

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>friend
>she
Sigh

Not all brothers and sisters do, depends on how you get along, but I do cuddle mine when we watch movies. Unless it's summer, of course, it gets way too warm, but in winter it's nice and comfy, to the point where sometimes we fall asleep.

>daughter
get the halfling leaf

God I hope I don't wake up tomorrow.

>friend
>she's
that was your mistake

why do women get tattoos?

fuck you sound like a faggot.

because I ask them to

yikes

Oh wow what was this bitch's name again?

Wasn't she some dirty hippy

>show a friend a movie I really like
>glance down at my friend
>she's choking
Anyone else know this feel?

>loving your family and not wanting to commit incest is faggotry
This is why I hate millennials.

>show a friend
you lost me right there

I hated and hate both my brother and sister

to signal that they were sexually abused as children and have massive baggage and mental illnesses, so approach at your own risk.

>watch movie with friend I like
>sex scene happens
>glance at her
>she's biting her lip and has a boner

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this desu

>millennials
It's zoomer faggotry, they are the ultimate useful idiots.

based BPD tatroastie

el incelo...

120678461
Kill yourself faggot enabler

Depending on what the tattoos are, they might just be a typical normalfag (they get small tattoos), a girl that was traumatized when she was a kid (the kind that completely cover themselves and have nasty shit) or they are just autistic.

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you guys really won't stop taking the bait this evening huh

>her

la aletas de carne...

Yes, with:

Gattaca
Death becomes she
Beetlejuice

Fucking millenials.

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In during tattoo sluts getting triggered

least she's not asking you questions

nah, is just normal skin, specially on the ass area, but the titties tend to be very soft tho

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You mistake was thinking a person raised by an iPhone has any semblance of attention span. Now imagine being a woman and this phone is a non-stop fountain of validation, attention, and free money. That's why they don't look up from the phones.

No normalfags actually watch anything anymore. They all think they can multitask with their phone or laptop.
Then you ask them what happened in that show or movie they said was good and they have no idea.

>friend
>she
Can't say I do

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Ditch the fake lashes, eyebrows, and nose ring, she would be really damn cute

who is that?

when my girlfriend does this I jump on her, take here phone, and give her the ol’ titty twister.

you've never touched a girl, fucking virgin.

>friend
>her
Fucking cuck

that only happens with roasties

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>show my friend The Third Man
>she watches patiently until the end
>movie ends
>she says:
>why do you like that movie so much?

I don't have friends, much less female ones

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I touch a girl every night, user.

I touch your sisters cunt every night

Cute pits!