You know what old Jack Burton says at a time like this?

yfw you realize most of kurts dialogue in this movie was in the form of a question

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It's pretty cool because that potion he drinks is supposed to be what gives him a chance against Lopan, but he kills him with one of his own talents.

>tfw the only good part of my shitty boomer life is I was brought up on this movie and watched it 400 times on vhs as a kid

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You were not put on this world to get it Mr.Burton

No, what?

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Oh Z'No

Mortal Kombat!!

Are you crazy, Is that your problem?

It's all in the reflexes

>Like I told my last wife
>Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.

Oh my god no please what is that don't tell me

Cool?

INDEED!

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FWAAAAAAAAAAA

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I fucking love this board.

Ay yo West, if you're in this thread, you do a kick ass Jack Burton impression

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THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF TO NO END

Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

>tfw the inevitable remake will just rehash this movie instead of telling an original awesome jack burton tale

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>same quote
Com'on Dave, you gotta be doin something terribly wrong here!

>You will come out no more!
>WHAT?! WHAT WON’T COME OUT NO MORE?!

Apparently the Rock is doing a sequel, and I want to die.

my favorite movie of all time. loved it even before i contracted the fever which is yellow.

Nothing is sacred anymore

We live in a society

Utterly based and comfy movie.

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I'd walk through the hell where you are skinned alive to bust Mao Yins cherry.

nuthin or triple. ay Jack?

Chinese have a lot of Hell's

HYAAAAAAA!!!!

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>tfw no 1986 Kim Cattrall gf

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like i told my last wife, i says 'honey, i never drive faster'n i can see. besides that, it's all in the reflexes.'

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>tfw went to Sam Fran's Chinatown district last year but no demons or ninja warriors popped out of the alley ways
Worst disappointment ever

>imagine you're pitching this movie to execs
How the fuck would you even explain it

What was the purpose of this toast?

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>we never got a BTILC sequel where Jack and the Chinese Wildman go on a new crazy adventure together

>instead, we're getting Dwayne fucking Johnson in some sort of retarded abomination masquerading as a BTILC sequel

Fuck Hollywood.

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>last year
This movie is like 30 years old, things change.

Just a bunch of proud Americans about to go into battle.

They think they may be about to die, so Wang says some inspiring shit to motivate them all.

>tfw you'll never have a good friend like Wang who always backs you up and always keeps everyone pumped

What the fuck was his problem?

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>Jack Burton's semi truck gets stuck in the middle of nowhere Roswell, New Mexico

>Big trouble in little Mexico

Thoughts?

>hating litty, piss-filled remakes

Ole Jack says trans rights are human rights!

>a good friend like Wang who always backs you up

I don't know how sad this is but I literally used to fantasize about that in college. A Jack/Wang kind of friendship were we clearly knew each other for years and would step up for each other even though one of us was just rolling through town. Needless to say it's never really panned out like that, I don't have any fucking friends.

Well if you're approaching someone expecting them to finance your film, there are a few things they need to know: it is about magic, Chinese black magic. Monsters and ghosts as well. Oh sure, and sorcery. And they have to believe in it too, because it's real.

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Are you me? Except for the education which I lack...

Jack would rather deal with the monsters in the sewers beneath Chinatown than deal with 40 percenters.

>Well, ole Jack Burton said "How the Hell else are ya supposed to shake the pillars of Heaven?"

One of the most attractive women I have seen.

She was top tier, but the finest actress in the 80s was Pheobe Cates

tfw Wang is the real hero and protagonist
tfw most times Jack barely helps out in fights

I would like to read the original script that was set in the old west.

Well yeah, that's part of the comedy of the movie. Jack has courage and good intentions, but is a bit of a bumbling buffoon. That said, in the end, it's he who kills Lo Pan.

Yes.
No.

I wasn't complaining, I love the movie a great deal. I've seen it some 30-ish times by now.

Phoebe Bates was the perfect combination of wholesome and sexy, you're objectively wrong user

All fucking sons of bitches must fucking pay

>Phoebe Bates
>Bates

Are you touching yourself, user.

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>John Carpenter goes full Jim Morrison for the theme song

Kim Cattrall and Phoebe Cates were both top tier 80s waifus, but we all know who the queen of 80s waifus is.

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I walked through and could hear the indistinct sound of mahjong tiles clanging together, past a metal bar door.

Who?

you do know he was doing on John Wayne impression the whole movie right?

Kurt Russell would have been a great Han Solo.
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I like big trouble in little china but for me it's pic related for Kurt Russle kino and Soldier is a solid movie for me as well. Though both movies seem to receive flak for some reason.

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Comic book sequels from BOOM were entertaining. As well as crossover with Escape from New York.

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>How the fuck would you even explain it
Easy.
>It's aimed at Chinese market
Sold.

i noticed. it's because the story is batshit hyper (and bad) they just never stop fucking going, i'm really surprised it's not based on a book because they fit 2 movies worth of dialogue into it.

white man visits chinatown and saves them from evil by being white

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yes, winona

haha

Winona is a nice 80s waifu but Jennifer is queen.

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>Jack has to deal with Aztec Vampires

Sold

t.Ching Chong fapping into Tifa hentai