Predict his Joker review

Predict his Joker review

Attached: Armond_White.jpg (600x900, 83K)

>it sucks but it’s not marvel so I’m giving it a 100
>LOL BASED NIG NOG

He would probably bash it because it doesn’t have light Christian themes like Man of Steel.

No, he'll bash it because Joaquin Phoenix doesn't looks like a big-cocked hunk like Cavill or Momoa

He loved Suicide Squad and there was no ripped hunk

He will say it's kino

Considering its getting great reviews, he will hate it

>he is le contrarian xD
Why? Because he dares to go against the grain sometimes?

It’s a dc movie so it’s fine.

He liked Ladybird and House That Jack Built

cringe

>Predict his Joker review

he wont review it

He'll talk about it being nihilistic and being a ripoff of King of Comedy.

This

i donno but if he doesn't like it then i'm gonna pretend Yea Forums never liked him and say he's a hack
but if he does like it then i'm going to use him as proof that it's good

He is going to correctly call it out for being a totally unsubtle hitpiece on white men.

god that fuckin face

You might not like it but this is what a kinoisseur looks like, user

How could any of you possibly predict what this man will rate Joker? You don't understand the inner workings of his mind. You don't know what he looks for in films. None of you even know me in real life.

He's not wrong.

He isn't always a contrarian.

Attached: 1566878914358.jpg (296x288, 11K)

> White is known for his provocative, idiosyncratic[1] and often contrarian reviews, which have made him a controversial figure in film criticism.[2]

t. Wikipedia