Why did the Jedi need to end?

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cave look like pusy

Because It was dominated by males
>Can't create so they destroy and replace it with the exact same thing but with a different word

if you think about it, the Jedi were always in the wrong

Misunderstanding of the core values of the Jedi.

Nu-producers thought Jedi were allusions to Christians but they’re actually allusions to Buddhists. Liberation from samsara is a wonderful thing that can help us reawaken The All from his slumber and meditation. The ones who work tirelessly for Gaia and the Ancient Ones (I.e. staying in nature and cosmos) would be the Sith who try to gain power and dominance in this reality. However nu-producers just see the Sith as a more dogmatic Jedi (aka Catholic Christianity during inquisition)

some kind of meta thing about forgetting the past and moving on.

Disney trying to devalue the OT and PT in an attempt to create their own characters/stories to milk

The social security system was under great strain since Jedi Force ghosts aren't legally dead.

yawn

Because (((we))) hate George Lucas and need to destroy everything he created.

The Jedi seem more like Guelph Christians than Inquisitionists.

Yeah I guess. And the Sith would be the Ghibellines

uh no maybe the Imperials

Because the prequels practically revealed they were just as extreme and backwards as the Sith. They were literal hypocrites.

The Jedi failed to stop the sith and actually helped them. The traditional order needs to die.

The imperials are a tool of the sith

Is this a metaphor for the Star Wars franchise climbing into Kathleen Kennedy's gaping pussy to suffocate and die a slow death?

t. Anti-white SJW who has never even seen the prequels

sure 'nuff.

I'm glad im not the only one

Because Rian Johnson reeeeeeeeee's when he hears religion mentioned.

>allusions to Buddhists
Expand upon this,please.

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>Guelph Christians
>Ghibellines
I'm a confirmed Catholic and I have no idea what you two fellas are talking about.

Did you watch the prequels?

The traditional order died in RotJ. To think Luke represents the same Jedi Order as the PT Jedi shows a total misunderstanding of the OT.

Trips confirm

BASED PUSY POSTER

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Guelphs and Ghibellines were two early factions of Catholics. Guelphs wanted Catholics to follow a democratic papal structure whereas Ghibellines wanted a more “monarchic” structure relating to the former Roman Empire (i.e with divine and biological heirs). In the end the Guelphs won and the Catholics adopted democracy and ecumenicism.

Also fun fact, the Rothschilds are descendants of the Guelphian families.

Nu Star Wars treats the force as some ying yang crap and the dark side not as a corruption of the force, but necessary for its balance, and so having Jedi will automatically create equally powerful Sith. It's fucking stupid, and is completely wrong per the older movies.

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t. Still thinks that legends is canon
In the Disneyverse Luke's new Jedi order was very similar to the old.

Jedi = White people
Abolish that shit

DAISY IS CUTE

Mace Windu and Yoda weren't white.

Little Rian Johnson doesn't work well with others.

>To think Luke represents the same Jedi Order as the PT Jedi shows a total misunderstanding of the OT.
>In the Disneyverse Luke's new Jedi order was very similar to the old.
Yeah, that's what I said. Disney didn't understand the movies to begin with.
Luke is literally shown to ignore Obi Wan and Yoda's command because only he can still see good in his father. Refusing to kill Vader is when Luke elevated himself above his predecessors.

The most ridiculous aspect of nu force is that Kylo is "pulled" to the light and has to struggle to bean edgy dark user, it's so dumb. There's also this new thing that the force decides to awaken in some random desert bitch and give her instant Jedi master degree. And there's now inanimate objects like lightsabers who can trigger visions of past events you have nothing to do with.

Look like that bitch finna walk into Yaddle's pussy bruh prrrr skrrrt hashtag 100.

>There's also this new thing that the force decides to awaken in some random desert bitch and give her instant Jedi master degree
More hilarious is that the Force 'balanced' itself by giving Rey more power to match the Dark Side. Which means no matter how hard Kylo trains and improves himself, Rey will get an instant magic power boost to stop him. It's pathetic.

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That's what the Rule of Two strongly implies so I think I would like that.

>That's what the Rule of Two strongly implies
What?

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>Rule of Two
cringe fan wank shite, this is worse than the Kessel Run in terms of autistic fans desperately taking a tiny quote to extreme levels to give it context

Because The Mouse didn't want to pay 25% to George Lucas.
>Rebels = #Resistance
>Empire = First Order
>Jedi = some other name pulled out of the fat asses of San Francisco wine aunts KK hired to write Star Wars shit

came to post his and based pusy poster

Don't forget how they avoid using Storm troopers whenever possible.

He's the 2nd biggest shareholder he's getting paid regardless, fucking moron.

fpbp

The rule of two has nothing to do with this. It means there is a master and an apprentice. Nu-wars completely annihilates the concept of mentorship and education because you receive instant power without having to do anythig for it.

it's actually a metaphor for Daisy's barren vagina

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Wat. Absolutely not. The Guelphs and Ghibellines were two factions supporting the Papacy and the HRE respectively in the Middle Ages struggle over central Italy. It was a question of temporal power during and after the investiture controversy. I have no idea what you are thinking of

The Jedi already ended. The Jedi ended with the death of Yoda. At that point Luke was free to rebuild the jedi however he chose to. In the EU he did

definitely an intentional move by Disney.

the force is pussy

Not if the movies make no money. Genius business from Disney

You just don’t know the underlying ideals they were fighting over. Read Julius Evola and Mircea Eliade they explain it pretty well

>dude we need to bring balance to the force
>but also only practice only light side of the force and suppress the other dark side
force seeks balance when there's strong light side there's strong dark side, so we should ask ourself does practicing light side of the force worth having a bunch of evil siths? Luke was supposed to bring balance so he did by destroying Jedi order

>Evola
Sorry I don't read cripples.

>record scratch
>hard cut to her working at Dex diner
>jep, thats me. you probably wonder how I ended up here...

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Eliade wasn’t a cripple

it's still hilarious to me how you guys hate TLJ so much but you dont even understand what happened in the movie. everyone who thinks the theme of the film is "let the past die" is an absolute moron.

Cause they forsook the ways of the Je'daii Balance to bring two into balance is true power, when one gets to be an uppity nigga they are bound to become weak and disadvantaged. Unable to do what is necessary in the right manner, cause whats left is for the other to do what is necessary but in the wrong manner.

>Nu Star Wars treats the force as some ying yang crap and the dark side not as a corruption of the force, but necessary for its balance, and so having Jedi will automatically create equally powerful Sith. It's fucking stupid, and is completely wrong per the older movies.
So basically Kreia was right?

>when there's strong light side there's strong dark side
Not canon

WTF I LOVE TLJ NOW! Now maybe you can go back to /r/StarwarsLeaks with all your disney cock sucking friends.

Kotor 2 was soi as fuck don't reference it unless you never want to get laid.