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Why did the Jedi need to end?
Kevin Gonzalez
Jordan Perry
cave look like pusy
Angel Campbell
Because It was dominated by males
>Can't create so they destroy and replace it with the exact same thing but with a different word
Bentley Long
if you think about it, the Jedi were always in the wrong
Isaiah Gray
Misunderstanding of the core values of the Jedi.
Nu-producers thought Jedi were allusions to Christians but they’re actually allusions to Buddhists. Liberation from samsara is a wonderful thing that can help us reawaken The All from his slumber and meditation. The ones who work tirelessly for Gaia and the Ancient Ones (I.e. staying in nature and cosmos) would be the Sith who try to gain power and dominance in this reality. However nu-producers just see the Sith as a more dogmatic Jedi (aka Catholic Christianity during inquisition)
Wyatt Cox
some kind of meta thing about forgetting the past and moving on.
Disney trying to devalue the OT and PT in an attempt to create their own characters/stories to milk
Alexander Johnson
The social security system was under great strain since Jedi Force ghosts aren't legally dead.
Chase Ross
yawn
Camden Perez
Because (((we))) hate George Lucas and need to destroy everything he created.
Tyler Brooks
The Jedi seem more like Guelph Christians than Inquisitionists.
Hudson Bailey
Yeah I guess. And the Sith would be the Ghibellines
Thomas Hill
uh no maybe the Imperials
Elijah Martin
Because the prequels practically revealed they were just as extreme and backwards as the Sith. They were literal hypocrites.
Brayden Jones
The Jedi failed to stop the sith and actually helped them. The traditional order needs to die.
Christian Adams
The imperials are a tool of the sith
Hudson Hernandez
Is this a metaphor for the Star Wars franchise climbing into Kathleen Kennedy's gaping pussy to suffocate and die a slow death?
Adrian Lewis
t. Anti-white SJW who has never even seen the prequels
Oliver Gonzalez
sure 'nuff.
Adrian Edwards
I'm glad im not the only one
John Harris
Because Rian Johnson reeeeeeeeee's when he hears religion mentioned.
Xavier Jones
>allusions to Buddhists
Expand upon this,please.
Camden Butler
>Guelph Christians
>Ghibellines
I'm a confirmed Catholic and I have no idea what you two fellas are talking about.
Ian Hughes
Did you watch the prequels?
Jordan Cox
The traditional order died in RotJ. To think Luke represents the same Jedi Order as the PT Jedi shows a total misunderstanding of the OT.
Matthew Mitchell
Trips confirm
Xavier Collins
BASED PUSY POSTER
Ian Morales
Guelphs and Ghibellines were two early factions of Catholics. Guelphs wanted Catholics to follow a democratic papal structure whereas Ghibellines wanted a more “monarchic” structure relating to the former Roman Empire (i.e with divine and biological heirs). In the end the Guelphs won and the Catholics adopted democracy and ecumenicism.
Also fun fact, the Rothschilds are descendants of the Guelphian families.
Henry Fisher
Nu Star Wars treats the force as some ying yang crap and the dark side not as a corruption of the force, but necessary for its balance, and so having Jedi will automatically create equally powerful Sith. It's fucking stupid, and is completely wrong per the older movies.
Aaron Harris
t. Still thinks that legends is canon
In the Disneyverse Luke's new Jedi order was very similar to the old.
Julian Harris
Jedi = White people
Abolish that shit
Ryder Flores
DAISY IS CUTE
Lincoln King
Mace Windu and Yoda weren't white.
Ian Nguyen
Little Rian Johnson doesn't work well with others.
Henry Perry
>To think Luke represents the same Jedi Order as the PT Jedi shows a total misunderstanding of the OT.
>In the Disneyverse Luke's new Jedi order was very similar to the old.
Yeah, that's what I said. Disney didn't understand the movies to begin with.
Luke is literally shown to ignore Obi Wan and Yoda's command because only he can still see good in his father. Refusing to kill Vader is when Luke elevated himself above his predecessors.
Kevin Morales
The most ridiculous aspect of nu force is that Kylo is "pulled" to the light and has to struggle to bean edgy dark user, it's so dumb. There's also this new thing that the force decides to awaken in some random desert bitch and give her instant Jedi master degree. And there's now inanimate objects like lightsabers who can trigger visions of past events you have nothing to do with.
Brandon Clark
Look like that bitch finna walk into Yaddle's pussy bruh prrrr skrrrt hashtag 100.
Isaiah Johnson
>There's also this new thing that the force decides to awaken in some random desert bitch and give her instant Jedi master degree
More hilarious is that the Force 'balanced' itself by giving Rey more power to match the Dark Side. Which means no matter how hard Kylo trains and improves himself, Rey will get an instant magic power boost to stop him. It's pathetic.
Grayson Ward
Adam Cruz
That's what the Rule of Two strongly implies so I think I would like that.
Ian Gutierrez
>That's what the Rule of Two strongly implies
What?
Grayson Cook
>Rule of Two
cringe fan wank shite, this is worse than the Kessel Run in terms of autistic fans desperately taking a tiny quote to extreme levels to give it context
Mason Cruz
Because The Mouse didn't want to pay 25% to George Lucas.
>Rebels = #Resistance
>Empire = First Order
>Jedi = some other name pulled out of the fat asses of San Francisco wine aunts KK hired to write Star Wars shit
Xavier James
came to post his and based pusy poster
Eli Young
Don't forget how they avoid using Storm troopers whenever possible.
Gabriel Carter
He's the 2nd biggest shareholder he's getting paid regardless, fucking moron.
Samuel Mitchell
fpbp
Blake Campbell
The rule of two has nothing to do with this. It means there is a master and an apprentice. Nu-wars completely annihilates the concept of mentorship and education because you receive instant power without having to do anythig for it.
Carter Nelson
it's actually a metaphor for Daisy's barren vagina
Joseph Martin
Wat. Absolutely not. The Guelphs and Ghibellines were two factions supporting the Papacy and the HRE respectively in the Middle Ages struggle over central Italy. It was a question of temporal power during and after the investiture controversy. I have no idea what you are thinking of
Anthony Jackson
The Jedi already ended. The Jedi ended with the death of Yoda. At that point Luke was free to rebuild the jedi however he chose to. In the EU he did
Anthony Sullivan
definitely an intentional move by Disney.
the force is pussy
Benjamin Miller
Not if the movies make no money. Genius business from Disney
Camden Richardson
You just don’t know the underlying ideals they were fighting over. Read Julius Evola and Mircea Eliade they explain it pretty well
Gabriel Price
>dude we need to bring balance to the force
>but also only practice only light side of the force and suppress the other dark side
force seeks balance when there's strong light side there's strong dark side, so we should ask ourself does practicing light side of the force worth having a bunch of evil siths? Luke was supposed to bring balance so he did by destroying Jedi order
Ryan Young
>Evola
Sorry I don't read cripples.
Oliver Howard
>record scratch
>hard cut to her working at Dex diner
>jep, thats me. you probably wonder how I ended up here...
Cameron Torres
Eliade wasn’t a cripple
Nolan Hall
it's still hilarious to me how you guys hate TLJ so much but you dont even understand what happened in the movie. everyone who thinks the theme of the film is "let the past die" is an absolute moron.
Levi Flores
Cause they forsook the ways of the Je'daii Balance to bring two into balance is true power, when one gets to be an uppity nigga they are bound to become weak and disadvantaged. Unable to do what is necessary in the right manner, cause whats left is for the other to do what is necessary but in the wrong manner.
Henry Ortiz
>Nu Star Wars treats the force as some ying yang crap and the dark side not as a corruption of the force, but necessary for its balance, and so having Jedi will automatically create equally powerful Sith. It's fucking stupid, and is completely wrong per the older movies.
So basically Kreia was right?
David Morales
>when there's strong light side there's strong dark side
Not canon
Caleb Lee
WTF I LOVE TLJ NOW! Now maybe you can go back to /r/StarwarsLeaks with all your disney cock sucking friends.
Levi Russell
Kotor 2 was soi as fuck don't reference it unless you never want to get laid.