Daily reminder that this asshole just saw Taxi Driver for the first time like a week ago

>No! You can’t NOT see my incel kino! It’s based lonely-core!
I don’t know Imagine a crying soijack picture attached

fucker of dogs

You are not a “film critic” that’s the difference.

Exactly

I’m not him

Dog Fucker.

Make a movie out of that

I SAW A MOVIE BEFORE YOU

What's wrong
Can't handle YMS?

>Quickie: King of Comedy next week

>You are not a “film critic” that’s the difference.
You don't fucking know me.

Dog rapist.

This is weak even by YMShater standards

Dont you know that before 2008 film directors were just dicking around? Then came the MCU which was really the first time the medium grasped narrative story telling.
Really anything before 2008 isn't worth your time.

I wish i could see Taxi Driver for the first time again
after a long ass time shilling i binged a bunch of his channel, it's pretty ok. i like how he talks about lighting and shots and editing instead of just pointing out plot holes like most movie talkers on youtube

also i really enjoyed these adum and pals videos, i any of you faggots know more channels that do content like them, reccomend me some

if you liked Dog Rapist's shitty videos then check out Ralph the movie maker, he's kind of similar.

in the words of dril:
"who cares, pick up a football"

Jesus fuck

all these people calling him dogfucker is why citation needed exists
reddit.com/r/YMS/comments/7jzofc/question_for_adum/draypho/

I've never seen a single one of his videos and I never will.

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nah i know a bunch of reviewers, i mean specificly mystery science theater 3000 stuff

>"people" like this post here
Fucking hell

Experiencing them for the first time is better than having seen them and being more experienced and knowledgeable as a reviewer.

You can also just fuck your dog and have fun instead of being a decent human being who does not have sex with animals.

But you can also fuck your dog and watch classics for the first time and still make a living as a "film critic" too.

The only good thing he's done is the Synecdoche, New York analysis... but he was too lazy to finish it.. and makes tons of excuses why he hasn't... so fuck him and his s0yb0y sounding voice

>"Dude just look at puppy mills and like industries that procure meat and dairy. That's just fucked up, look at the double standard!"

>"Artificial insemination processes are inhumane, I should be the one doing it with my peepee!"

>"Just let me suck some doggie dick, dude! How could the animal tell the difference?"

another retarded faggot furry defending zoophilia, color me surprised.

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>misinterprets the ending to First Reformed than doubles down when called out

>thought that the house that jack built was a straight drama and all the humor was unintentional

>Thinks Citizen Kane invented plot structure when called out he moves the goal post

>Thinks death proof’s plot structure is unique despite it being identical to Psycho and it’s many clones

>Thinks love you daddy color scheme is to replicate older films and doesn’t understand that it’s a homage to woody Allen films

>Unironically thinks anyone who likes Welles or Kurosawa only likes them because they makes them look smart

>can’t comprehend that there is more than one type of editing style

>docks Happiness a point because he thinks that the pedophile didn’t suffer enough

> Reviews Ayka a film that he’s only seen 40 minutes of. Then complains that it won best actress at Cannes.

>Thinks Kevin Smith is trying to prove something with Tusk despite it just being a shitty podcast adaptation for the fans

>Doesn’t understand the purpose of repetition in film and docks a film for having two scenes that are similar

>is easily distracted by minor issues with a film which details him paying attentional all leading to him assuming or misinterpreting things

>doesn’t understand that the creatures in A quiet place weak points only are revealed through after bothered with a high pitch frequency

>Needs for everything to be explained and doesn’t understand the concept of magical realism

>i like how he talks about lighting and shots and editing instead of just pointing out plot holes like most movie talkers on youtube
this better be a joke

Dude seems like he refuses to talk about a films themes or purpose is this the case?

Yea Forums still cares about this guy?

i stopped following like half a decade ago

I like listening to him in my morning commute

Because he's a fucking moron, see

>HURF DURF I SAW A MOVIE BEFORE YOU DID
Do people really think this means anything useful?

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DOG

He liked The Last Jedi

>HURF DURF I FUCKED A DOG BEFORE YOU DID

>death proof's plot structure is identical to psycho
can someone spoonfeed me about this? i fail to see the identicallities

He also fucks dogs

anyone that gives taxi driver a 10 is insecure

jaboody dubs started doing movie commentaries
a while back.

he will have to revised his ratings if he goes out of his way to see all the classics

Main characters die early on

Sneedfucker

Formerly feeder.

Fornicates with beasts

>Muh puppy Mills
>Muh artificial insemination
>Muh dairy farms
Noone condones puppy Mills retard. Dairy farms literally have systems such that cows consent to being milked and inseminated because it provides more milk,healthier offering, and better quality meat. But why would a furry, some faggot who claims they know fucking anything about animals know that?

I watched taxi driver with the full expectation of it being 10/10 and I found it so boring. It was pretty interesting at first with the girl he was dating and then from that point all the way to right before the ending I was bored as fuck. Just so much of nothing happening

>you just don’t understand it!! You’re not smart enough to get it!! IT’S GOOD RETARD!!

It’s not a bad movie just definitely not a 10/10. Ending shootout was pretty cool too though

General thoughts on Paul Schrader?

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I still haven't watched citizen kane or a Hancock movie, some classic just slip sometimes

>that scene where travis pays sport to fuck dogs in the brothel

wtf were they thinking!!!

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Can someone spoonfeed me on the First Reformed part. When does he get called out about the ending?

That's okay, not everyone is going to find it suited to their tastes. Someone is gonna call you a retard but that isn't really accurate, it just wasn't your type of movie.

WOOF WOOF

This

I only watch movies made pre-1965.

>Daily reminder that this asshole just sucked Pitbull dick for the first time like a week ago.