What are these even going to be about?

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Heir to the Empire
Dark Force Rising
The Last Command

Do you remember Space Balls?


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A young adult who’s destined to become a Jedi

An evil young adult who’s an apprentice under a sinister force

A love interest

Spaceship battles with lasers and warp speed

>the soich
what accent is this

>What are these even going to be about?
repairing the damage

you forgot scrappy side character and light swords

The Feed Wars between Chuck and Sneed

God I wish if there’s an actual Spaceballs 2 someday, it makes fun of Nu-Wars a lot

Cancer.

>evenly spaced out like that
>untitled

Anyone who thinks these movies aren't the iPhones of the film world is not acquainted with the words "cynical cash grab" in any way shape or form

What more can you do with Star Wars that hasn’t been done to death?

The Old Republic trilogy

Probably some stupid shit about the origins of the Jedi or whatever.
Of course the very first Jedi was a gay nigger tranny.

If it aint about the old republic i dont fuck wit it

A MtF trannie learning over the course of 3 movies to use the force to change his Y chromosome to an X chromosome.

Tales of subversion.

>good guy resistance vs bad guy dictators plot
>MC is a young human goes on a coming of age journey to become a jedi, probably another Skywalker relative
>said MC's group of friends consists of a charismatic anti-hero, a love interest, a comedy relief alien and a cute robot side kick or two
>the group travels across desert, snow and forest-based planets
>there will be space battles
>the villain shown in the first movie isn't the real threat
>the real end-game villain is some kind of sith master mind
>your expectations from the first film will be reverted in the second film
>lots of references and callbacks to the original trilogy

>the iphones of the film world

That's capeshit though.

my name jeff

Isn't this the trilogy that RJ and D&D are working on? How did this not get cancelled?

That ALSO applies

Chewbacca origin film

Yoda origin film

Obi-Wan origin film

Sure. And Half Life 3 is just around the corner.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

>D&D
>Rian

Which will be worse?

New Yorker mixed with Yiddish?

yawn

I love Yea Forums buzzwords