I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...

I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK.

BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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Cool

Literally me but I go to the kinoplex to watch kino.

are you upset at people living in a city and enjoying some normie shit?

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>I know more than 5 people like this

I've gotta move out of the city.

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There is literally nothing wrong with not wanting to have children

If you're white there is.

Nothing wrong with any of this.

yes, when you're under 30

after that good luck, you'll always be in denial and will always be resentful of people with children no matter how much they moan about them

I can't be upset. That guy is probably mentally challenged and is having the time of his life. Happy that he's able to live his Star Wars dream and have fun.

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lmão at how this beta is closer to that fat tall white neckbeard some egg-faced pale famale drew as an example of 'sneedposters'.

>I hate it when people enjoy things that I enjoy

I wish I had a friend who cared about me enough to invite me to do things like this

haha yeah definitely nothing wrong with faking non interest in the only thing we can confirm we are alive for

What a clunky sentence

Is this the same roided up manlet that gets posted here from time to time?

Sneed?

i wish my life was like this

this is a cursed pasta

yikes

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Woah woah woah. Hold on. It’s selfish to NOT have children? When the world is at risk of overheating? When we have more people on anti-depressants than ever before? When student loan debt is at an all-time high? When we don’t have affordable healthcare? When suicide is 3 times as high as other generations? When home ownership is at an all-time low? When American education is among the worst in the world? When the price of childcare is wildly out of control? When women’s rights to their bodies is being taken away? When online bullying is an epidemic? When children are being shot in their schools? When overpopulation is making resources scarce? It’s not selfish to make sure you can give kids a good life before having them.

Sounds fun.

You realize most of that shit is totally within your ability to affect as a parent right?