Without crying about trannies, explain why this movie is bad

They're probably moderators too considering how bad Yea Forums has become. Man the moderation there sucks.

>Arbitrary 2-year timeskip
>All 3 Diamonds leaving Homeworld unsupervised just to visit Steven and resolve the plot
>The Diamonds wanting to adopt Pink's Spinel just because it looks somewhat like Pink
>Little to no focus on the human characters
>Connie was discarded for 85% of the movie and came back only because she's Steven's love interest
>Gem scythe weapon that resets gems back to factory setting and ultimate disciplinarian tool was never brought up until now even when various gems rebelled against Homeworld
>Crystal Gems getting their memories back even though they were reset to a factory setting and should have forgotten entirely
>New Homeworld gems did fuckton in the movie and were just spectators even though their powers and knowledge could have been useful here
>No mention of the Cluster when referencing how the poison could destroy the Earth
>Randomly inserting gays, lesbian couples with babies, and non-binary crossdressers in the middle of the movie
>Steg's power being completely unrelated to Steven's and is just floating in the air after playing some music

OH NO NO

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I'm not 13 so I don't watch cartoons

Just Spiderman and The Jokerr!! :D

it's propaganda to brainwash children and make deviant sexuality normal.

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OH NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Is that XJ9 behind them?

>dude i save pics of crossdressers on my phone i'm totally normal unlike those mentally ill trannies

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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dilate

Greg
Amethyst
Peridot
Pearl

didn't read all those words, just tell me who that qt glasses grill is

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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fuck off

dilate what?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
When I want you in my shop
When I want you and all your Chucks
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed

When I feel fuck in the night
And I need you to suck me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed

I can make you feed, taste your seed of Sneed
anytime night or day
Only trouble is, german cars
I'm seedin' my life away

I feed you so that I could die
I fuck you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed
Sne-ee-ee-ee-ed, feed and seed

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>seething tranny

Sneed

OH MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE

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who are you quoting bro?

>retards pretend that they have this mental illness called dysphoria which makes them feel as if they don't belong in their body
>get dick chopped off
>now they got actual dysphoria because their male body doesn't have a dick anymore
lmao

the whole movie I felt like if steven said " its ok, we all know my mom is a cunt. you can stay and live here with us. she abandoned me too" that woulda solved the whole plotpoint. otherwise it was just a cute but ultimately pointless musical.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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What were the references on okko?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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sorry I'm not a faggot

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>it's another user is so convinced that everybody he disagrees with is a tranny that he takes the time to post a bunch of statistics and tweets that nobody looks at or cares about because nobody in the thread is actually a tranny thread

Stay schitzo

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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based

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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without the tranny question is left with the next statements:
Tumbrl ideology
It's was made by a turbo lesbo pedo kike
The turbo lesbo pedo kike hired his own husband that btw is black cuck with no talent in the animation industry
The black cuck hired his friend (the trannys)
The show pretend that has the moral high ground but fall into his fat face
Steven is a really weak protagonist maybe the worst protagonist in the western animation world he resolve every problem crying and screaming
The art style has no consistency one day is fine and every character follow his own design. Other day is all over the place, Other day is wannabe anime rip-off, Other day is looney toones rip-off and i few call the creator on this bullshit they will say "It's muh art style"
The Stevefags is the worst fandom ever if you draw a character thin or maybe a little more fat they will bully into suicide that why every sane person draw steve fan art has a white dude and the gems too

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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absolutely based
fuck tumblr trannies

>it's another user is so convinced that everybody he agrees with is a tranny that he takes the time to post a bunch of statistics and tweets that nobody looks at or cares about because nobody in the thread is actually normal

Stay schitzo

Of all the trannies in this thread, this one is the least passable.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Yea Forums was colonised by tumblr years ago

The whole vibe is different from the rest of the site. I remember before 2013 there were still a few elitists who shunned capeshit

Sneed & Feedarverse:the movie

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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What

stop evading my filters you faggot

suck my balls

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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WE
ARE THE CRYSTAL SNEEDS

HAHAHAHA

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>only board where pol faggots get the boot
>bad
Lmao

>NOOOO PLEASE DON'T TRIGGER MY GENDER DYSPHORIA

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>girl

So a literal safe space? Lol.

Yikes sweaty you have to go back

DEATH CAMPS FOR TRANNYS AND FAGGOTS WHEN????

Seethe's feed and seed.

Sneed

Ovilee May

Stay mad

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If you watch cartoons beyond the age of 14, you are a failure of a human being and deserve to be lobotomized with piss then starved to death and your withered corpse fed to hogs on the farm

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So sick of every other bitch these days having retarded made-up yooneek names. If any of you faggots have a daughter (can’t imagine anything more cucked though) just call her Jane or something.

what a qt, thanks

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he looks like a fucking caveman lmao

This?

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Or this?

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The art style alone.

dial 8

this

2009 Yea Forums

2019 Yea Forums

Sneed

SU is for the emotionally immature lgtbq'ers, nobody gives a shit about this garbage. Piss off back to Yea Forums

you will never be a real woman

pinkie pie rip off

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M-maybe it's an old photo?

My coworker, a woman nearing 40, loves this show and showed me some clips that she thought were cute and hilarious. I found them unfunny and boring
Different strokes for different folks I guess

>pol

The show is really kinda hard to watch out of context. I feel thought the same thing when I used to see random episodes

As the show once said itself in a likewise named episode; It could have been great.
But it has mayor issues with what it wanted to be and in the artistic department they took a "bit too much freedom" to call it that way.
Lastly letting each storyboarder do their own thing leads to more crap.

On the other hand we got more of Carl youtube.com/watch?v=nF7EfMMXt18

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I don't have to watch it, the character designs in Steven Universe irritate me to my wit's end

formerly calm

The easiest explanation is there were various phrases and jokes that would be used regularly in Yea Forums threads about OK KO and the final episode alluded to and in some cases outright canonized them in a way that made it very clear the show's crew had been reading the threads.

this
I kinda like Spinel though

makes me laugh every time

That's because she isn't CalArts. She's in RubberHose instead

nigga u gay

>The creator and her boyfriend are both Yea Forums posters though
Picked the fuck up.

>that shadow figure on the background
did they just copy the design of teenage robot? Can't remember if it has been confirmed.

sneed
sneed
sneed
sneed
sneed

opens up strong, has good music but at the end of the day status quo is maintained. cool so you killed three protagonists, taken ones powers (while losing his guides) and knocked off the films big bad. and then all of that good writing gets thrown out so nothing changes in the end....

seethe harder tranny scum

fuck yeah dude based 4channel posters, they are so based because they post on 4channel

This.
In fact, the whole movie is a MLP movie ripoff

who /gay/ here?

hell yeah brother

this, she is now ours.

Fucking gross.

Fucking gross.

Fucking gross.

>me bad
>steveo cries
>me good

no Jasper

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you don't like them because you want to be one

It’s bad because it’s 90% about recapping what happened in the series. The main character also avoids having a decent final battle by continuing the talk no jutsu as a cure all and the villain barely did anything the whole show as her only purpose was to facilitate showing backstories.

Not really

You really can't drastically change too much in a movie that's supposed to be self contained

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The humor is typical woman humor, cuteness and acting silly/pathetic. It’s a bit sad considering the lore for the show is great, but they never do much with elements like Amethyst haunting Greg with Rose’s image or what dismantling the empire would do to the Gems’ psyches.

then maybe that's why it couldn't be a very good movie.
though.
1. have steven have to solve the issue himself.
2. the new girl gets her memory back first.
3. harsher all is lost moment near the end.
4. gems don't get there memory back till the very end.
that's just some of the things I think could have helped.

Because trannies.

t. achmed

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This is that show that trannies really like right? The art style looks mentally ill. Imagine being a grown "man" and watching this lol.

>lobotomized with piss
dumb frogposter

It would have been easy enough to focus on few characters, rather than wasting time showing all the side characters/townies, and try focusing the episode on just the core gang and Spinel.

Maybe forcing them to the planet/station Spinel was on and facing various challenges forcing Stephen to act like a Gem, transforming, storing things with his gem, fighting with his shield, and so on. Maybe culminating in the realization that Spinel was trying to recreate Pink in Stephen to force her friend back after basically killing herself and abandoning her. Could then have had the same “no my superpower is being emotional and talking” climax.

This is Sneed
Formerly Chuck
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm no city slicker
And not one who wears a gucci loafer
The two of us (farmers) ain't gonna follow your rules
Come at me without any of your fancy cars
Let's go, just me and you
Let's go, park avenue!

Go ahead and try to plant seeds if you're able?
Can't you see that your soil pH is unstable?
I can see you hate the way we're razzin' ya
And I don't think your car is from Guatemala

And you're not gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place
It's gonna stay like this forever
If you try to plant anything it'll be gummy bears
And you'll always think it's just superstition

This is a sho-oo-op, oh-oh-oh-of
Su-uh-uh-uh-ck, fu-uh-uh-uh-uck
See-ee-ee-eed, Fee-ee-ee-eed

I am Chuck, I fuck
I am Sneed, I suck
And if you think you can seed us
Then you feed to seed again
'Cause I am a farmer
and I will fuck and suck
And I won't let you plant gummy bears
and I won't let you call my threads cringe

Go ahead and try to plant seeds if you're able?
Can't you see that your soil pH is unstable?
I know you think it's just superstition
'cause you think that the old simpsons place is still viable
Well you ain't gonna growin nothing there!
Especially not if you plant gummy bears!
This is Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck!

This is a sho-oo-op, oh-oh-oh-of
Su-uh-uh-uh-ck, fu-uh-uh-uh-uck
It's Chuck's Fuck and Suck

This is a sho-oo-op, oh-oh-oh-of
See-ee-ee-eed and fee-ee-ee-d
It's Sneed's Feed and Seed

This is a sho-oo-op, oh-oh-oh-of
Su-uh-uh-uh-ck, fu-uh-uh-uh-uck
It's Chuck's Fuck and Suck

end of the day even if it was meant to be stand alone it suddenly became toothless after the first act.

Baseed and feedpilled

Because the show itself is boring and shit

Based

Based tranny exposers.
Based sneed posters.
Cringe penis removers.
Cringe cartoon watchers.

lmao grown ass men watching a cartoon network show. get off this shit and watch some prison break now

Dude!

Dude.

Have you ever seen.

The Wire

It's like Breaking Bad 2.0

the animation is the worst fucking thing i've ever seen in my life
+ it promotes faggotry to children. I wouldn't be surprised if its creator were jewish

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>Yea Forums posters
Yea Forumsmblr is different from the rest of the site, it's Tumblr stepping ground, much to how Yea Forums and Yea Forums have been colonized by reddit.

I assume she's fat and ugly?

It teaches young men that it is socially acceptable to be fat, emotionally unstable, and a general cuck.

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But you can also get swole and turn lesbians straight

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Because trannies

only if you're some hideous intersex weirdo (but still fat)

Sneed

only fat weirdos and women like this

he has 2 dicks right?

The steven+curry fusion is a confirmed futa, so yes.

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Connie was a mistake from the beginning

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Yeah, nothing sexual about fusions. Nothing at all.

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wait what.... confirmed, how, and by who?

the final line

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reminder her that she will be 60 in 20s years and it will be close to her life being over

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It's kino

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Fusions fucking each other doesn't make the act of fusing sexual idiot.

That's like saying the color red is sexual because two people wearing red fucked

Oh no I can cherrypick too

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Oh no, she has a penis, but my penis doesn't realize it yet.

>>Yea Forumsmblr

Because it's for children and lesbian millennials
No reason for a man to watch it
Even anime is better

needs Sadie and Lars and Peridot rule34

all other characters can fuck right off

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>because calarts
>because i'm not a child

>hunched over like quasimodo to hide his shoulders

You should have sex with her

because nostalgia critic probably likes it

Steven is a fucking unbearable character.
>12/13 years old
>acts like he's 5
It's like the creators have never met a child.

based

Maybe in season 1. His growth is what makes the show so enjoyable

Does he even still exist?

he doesnt change, though
he learns nothing new

That's incorrect

Are you kidding?

this show looks mad gay

Either Steven is so vain he'd rather the entire world fucking die in rotted hell than go talk to his clingy aunts, or he's so retarded the idea of asking said clingy aunts how to turn off their own weapon and maybe undo their own scythe weapon never once occurred to him. If you can't see something bad in a plot that hinges on either the asshole with the shittiest perspective in history or the dumbest asshole to ever be in a cartoon, including fucking Spongebob, that's on you. Otherwise, go and enjoy a plot so stupid it involves retreading the same shit the show already did as its main selling point and making its own main threat go off at the end but that's okay, because he has kisses! He's going to kiss the fucking ocean better apparently because that liquid rotting the world got in the beach.

I don't care that you like it, but you should at least be honest you're watching dumb works. Sharknado people never call their movies original and they're still better plotted than this

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST AN ATTRACTIVE PASSABLE TRANNY THAT GOES AGAINST MY CHERRYPICKED NARRATIVE REEEE

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It is not good.
The term for such a status of being the opposite of good is called "bad."
Therefore it is bad.

>, because he has kisses!
Does he actually kiss the main threat of the story away, or are you bullshitting me? You mentioned rotting hell so I'm guessing its some kind of magic like the stuff from Dark Crystal or some kind of bioweapon, and he stops it with kisses? I kind of don't believe that because I could only ever see that in Barney, or some kind of really dumb parody of kids shows. You know, the type like Simpsons would make to make fun of kids shit babies watch? I could see a care-bears ripoff going "We have to use our kisses to save the world!" I can't see an actual production putting that in the script and everyone not immediately committing suicide.

You talk like a middle schooler

For starters, horendous character design.

Yep, kisses. They seriously imply he fixed a chemical weapon drilling so deeply into the earth it ripped chasms in the city and filled it to the brim with pink death-goo that kills things instantly on touch, a character gets a light splash on his arm and the thing goes gangrene instantly and he can't use it, meaning the nerves are dead. It kills all the plants around it too. Let me also clarify, he does not use kisses to stop the weapon. They explain in the movie that if the drill-it's a drill with spooge in it-injects all of its pink goo into the earth, all organic life on the planet will die. Then that happens, it does indeed inject all of it. It even explodes too, which was implied to be even worse. And then he just kisses the arm, sees it works, and resolves to go around kissing the ground and bringing back the plants. He kisses the earth to fix it, one tiny ass patch of grass at a time.

Certified Fresh!

I gotta hand it to the Steven Universe creators; the Spinel character is pretty much perfect autism bait.

I couldn't make it past 20 seconds while watching Spinel's song. It sounded like electro swing, the most autistic, drooling excuse of a genre to ever exist, and I feel embarrassed for anyone over the age of 12 that enjoys this song.

He has healing spit. At the end of the movie the area around his city is destroyed so he kisses the ground to regrow the grass and stuff

To explain why it's bad i'd have to watch it. Look at the poster. No one who respects themselves would watch it, so no one's opinion who has seen it matters.

>NNOOOOOO THIS SONG ISN'T METALLLL

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SNEED
SNEED
SNEED
SNEED

Imagine being this young.

Sneed's Seethe and Grieve

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Also the giant chasms hundreds of feet down which would seep into the earth and rot everything else, and you know, the ocean now full of the liquid death-cum. On the positive side, maybe this'll encourage the dumbasses who think its above toddler grade to go kiss sea water.

Help that ocean, folks!

Because it’s Yea Forums, not Yea Forums

Isn't this that faggy cartoon for gay and "non binary" children?
You people seriously watch it?

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can confirm. watched cartoons until late 20's and i am still a failure

sneed
fuck you

Well we see them fill the chasms during the rebuilding scene. And if anything the ocean will be the easiest to fix because his spit would dispurse quickly.

FUCK TRANNIES

The show is bad.

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