How to be as cool as him?

How to be as cool as him?

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By not trying

Who the fuck still self-inserts as fictional characters past the age of 20

Were you raised by a single mother?

kill wife

Is this the next Driver?

How do I copy this males looks?

take boxing lessons
buy an international scout and never put the top on
buy a case of sly fox beer and keep it in your icebox for satisfying pull tab beers at the end of a hot summer day
start smoking marlboro reds and light them with an army zippo you find at a thrift store
whenever you see a tesla throw a lit butt onto the hood of their car to establish dominance over those hippie shits

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Try make money based on a skill wich gives you joy. Dont make money any other way. With aquired money do whatever it is that makes you happy. Dont bend to anyone that doesnt have direct influence on your way of life. Just live a happy life bro.

You don't need to have been raised by a single mother to have an unfulfulling life and self-esteem issues.

>make money based on a skill wich gives you joy
I have no skill and nothing interests me

Cigarettes

this desu, literally all you need, soys quake in fear at the sight of cigarettes

what if i just wanna spend my money on videogames?

this.

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My cock tasted well

you've got to actually care about someone else who isn't yourself

You mean love your dog more than your wife?

hit the gym
dress well

By being Brad Pitt. There's literally no other way.

wearing nice clothes and exercising won't make you as cool as Brad Pitt. the absolute delusion

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He hot

>/fa/
>sleazecore
>avoid other salty anons on that board

based

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Try telling this to /fa/ it hilarious to see them attempt to immolate "cool". Rather they look like they're wearing costumes.

Your interest is being a Brad Pitt imitation, so make that your skill.

have you taken sleazepill yet?

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