EATS 34 BURRITOS PLUS 10 BIGMACS

>EATS 34 BURRITOS PLUS 10 BIGMACS
>*WINS GLUTTONY CONTEST*....ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????

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absolute unit...I'm in awe

Based and belt-pilled. What's that on his shirt though? Blood?

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Based Russell taking the norf pill

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That’s what a real man looks like.

If you find yourself alone, dining in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already fed!

based Elysium poster

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Ketchup

marinara, you should see him eat spaghetti

Not from Bong-land are northerners mostly bro tier or just alcoholics who will fight you if you look at them wrong?

coke sneeze. that’s the face of a man who’s been up all night boozing and blowing rails

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What is this body type called?

BREXIT MODE

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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My name is Fatimus Wideimus Massius. Colonel of the Kentucky fried chicken. Captain of the crunch. Loyal server to the true chef, Paula Deen. Father to a famished son, husband to a starved wife – and I will have my order, in this line or the next.

wew

Is the pic shopped?

UNHINGED

And checked!

BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN 64, A HOT HEADED ACTOR NAMED RUSSEL CROWE
HE LOVES TO ACT BUT HE LOVES ONE THING MOOOOOORE

If I live through the day, it's because this post saved me.

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Yeah essentially
Southerners are all angry, weak midgets

OOOOIIIIIII

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>what we have here are some Puerto Ricans, they love fightin!

RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS HAS CANCER

you live an extremely sad life if such an unfunny post cheered you up.

good for you, i guess...

My partner said that his body in gladiator was the perfect male build, not too big but clearly works out.

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>On average, 1 person dies by suicide every 16.2 minutes

He had a supper of Rome. Honor him.

Its a european body, not necessarily perfect in every culture

Who cares about cultures that are not europeon?

what fucking culture doesnt like strong men?

I must protest. The perfect male build is clearly Colin Farrel in The Lobster.

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>tfw you lived enough to be on better shape than Russel Crowe.

was sitting at the bar once, fairly in me cups, when some weird lonely dude plopped down next to me & started awkwardly trying to strike up a conversation, to which i replied w various grunts...when he got around to asking me my name i quickly turned to face him & dramatically recited this at the top of my voice. he was long gone by the time i got to this life or the next. lol, i'm a lot of fun.

He's looking good. Clearly well fed and getting plenty of macro and micronutrients. Probably the healthiest man on the planet actually.

my partner said that too when i was getting fucked in the ass by my partner

>The frosting...Sometimes it makes the fork stick

im married with kids.

looks ready for some kino

A-Al Bundy?

so nice that gay couples can adopt these days