>user, your girlfriend is only 16 and suffers from Aspergers, this is highly inappropriate. I have to ask you to leave the kinoplex.
User, your girlfriend is only 16 and suffers from Aspergers, this is highly inappropriate...
Cameron Long
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Mason Phillips
Jaxon Wright
Haha, Robert, this is my sister
John Rivera
Does it change the fact you have sexual relations with her?
Julian Jackson
How to get autist gf?
Samuel Murphy
Robert, I'm going to level with you.
I'm lonely.
I've been lonely for a long time.
That's why I kept sneaking in during no-singles nights.
And you always looked the other way.
I appreciate that, you were a good friend.
But as much as I love you as a friend, there are some holes no amount of crab legs can fill.
That's why I had to finally admit defeat and ask out a girl with autism.
She may not be all there but she likes me for me and for the first time in my life I like me for me too.
Robert, my friend, my bro, my sole defender: I beg you.
Please let me be happy.
We can still hang out, I'll still shoot finger guns at you when I see you at the candy bar.
I'll still tip you for pouring chocolate sauce on my popcorn.
But I'm a worn man, I am tired of my solitude.
Please don't tell on me.
Carson Wilson
>"Prööh, pröh prööh pröööööööh!"
>"Pröööh $15.99 pröööh!"
Connor Myers
Knock yourself out eating her p*ssy Bobby
Josiah Ortiz
>why have you been holding her ass the whole night then?
Colton Hughes
>"user! user!"
>"Are you okay?!"
>"You had a panic attack in the line for the no-virgins inspection and passed out. I was late for work because my bitch ex-gf got my car towed and I couldn't sneak you past it like I usually do"
>"Don't worry about it, I wouldn't want our snack bar's best customer to stop coming here"
>"I've got your usual order prepared too. That'll be $16.45 please."
Carter Jackson
her mother asked me to take her out, robert
she's tired of taking care of her autistic daughter and wants her to get married
Noah Rodriguez
No Robert. Hes 17
Josiah Price
why is robert so based?
Logan Evans
fuck off tyrone
Lucas Collins
don't you dare speak to robert like that you cretin.
John Robinson
Don't you dare talk to robert like that you're not fit to even kneel in his shadow
Benjamin Peterson
Cameron Reyes
Robert, you wouldn't do me like that, would you?
Christian Brown
Fuck off
Ian Gonzalez
What's with the regent surge of Robert threads?
Ryder Myers
Jokerposting ties in with Kinoplex nicely
Aiden Anderson
What the fuck is your problem? Robert is honorary, you dumb fucking nigger
Nathan Rivera
extremely kino post
Jaxson Jenkins
If only
Aaron Bell
>dating a 16 year old
I did that when I was 25. What's the big deal? Her family loves me.
Oliver Williams
arigato, robert...
Eli Gonzalez
Zombie Grub on Twitch has a sort of retarded autistic gf appeal.
Gavin Ward
>it's been days since the crab invasion of the popcorn mine
>the kinoplex manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day.
>everyone but Robert and I is dead
>one of the fuckers clawed his leg
>have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp toward a butter crevasse to hide in
>hear a few crab's echo behind us
>start walking faster
>"Sir."
>keep walking
>"Sir!"
>"What, Robert."
>can barely see what's in front of us
>"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been very generous so far but I must ask you for one more favor."
>keep walking
>"We gotta keep going, Rob. These things aren't far behind us."
>"Please, sir."
>"No."
>"NIGGA, THIS AIN'T NO WHITE MAN'S BURDEN SHIT. STOP!"
>can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore
>"What is it?"
>looks down at his bloody leg
>"Sorry, I lost my composure..."
>"...with this leg here... I'm only slowing you down."
>"Robert, stop."
>can feel tears welling up
>"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isn't stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to follow."
>hear crab screech in the distance
>"We have to fucking go."
>try to drag him but he won't budge
>"Come on!"
>hot tears flow over the butter on my face
>"I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING YOU HERE. FUCK YOU!"
>see him reach for something in his vest
>it's a .44 magnum revolver, the most prized gun in the kinoplex
>there's only one bullet in the cylinder
>"No."
>"You've seen what these things do to people. Please, do this for me, user."
>"How do you know my name?"
>he smiles that familiar smile
>"I know a lot about you, sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking kinotes during BvS? The rest of them don't get it like you do.
>takes out heavily used notepad
>"You appreciate the art... the beauty...take them..."
>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."
Gabriel Collins
just terrible
Grayson Carter
>You passed the test, sir.
Elijah Wright
Samuel Phillips
Christopher Collins
God I wish my kinoppex looked like that.
Luis Thomas
Shut up.
Joshua Thompson
Sorry to interrupt your kino, folks! It's user's birthday today! Everyone sing happy birthday to him and his girlfri- I'm sorry, he's here alone! Just to him!
Julian Evans
Somehow I am so brain fucked that I genuinely find comfort in this
Henry Torres
kino monologue
Robert Lopez
Patrician post
Matthew Green
Based
Colton Murphy
I can't believe what I'm hearing, Robert. Yes my girlfriend has aspergers, but that doesn't mean she's a goldfish not capable of making any of her own decisions. There are many highly functional, productive people who provide a lot for our society who are afflicted with this condition, and your condescending remarks have deeply hurt me.. to think you would insinuate that I would take advantage of this honest, caring, beautiful, intelligent woman... makes me want to curse and forgo our entire friendship.
Benjamin Martinez
>When a post on Yea Forums is more kino than the entirety of modern hollywood movies combined
Best board
Jayden Mitchell
>I'm sorry, user. You don't meet the qualifications we're looking for here at the Kinoplex. Your resume indicates you have not held any previous employment and you listed your mother as your only reference. I can't hire you simply because you're 'really good at watching movies' or because of our lengthy friendship history. We're looking for energetic and driven individuals with plenty of experience in falcon care, crab fishing, armory maintenance, security detail, golem grooming, and janitorial services. As Robert your buddy at the concession stand, I'd give you the job in a heartbeat. Heck, I'd even throw in a bucket of crab legs for free. But as Robert the employer, I simply cannot do it, user. You understand don't you? I just feel you won't be able to live up to the standards of the Kinoplex and maintain the integrity of this fine establishment.
David Lee
I...I understand Robert. I appreciate your time and consideration and your ability to perfectly balance the sweet and salted popcorn ratio. I'll take my leave.
Luis Long
How do I ask Robert to hang out outside of the Kinoplex?
Alexander Price
Jack Ward
Here are those beans you ordered, sir.
Gabriel Bennett
>ask
Just gotta pass by his house on Sunday to catch a bite of some BBQ and watch Predator
Anthony Morris
>leave your 6th screening of Battle Angel Alita of the day
>walk to the snack bar to get your usual medium sized popcorn for the long bus ride home
>hear explosions, screams and gunfire
>"user! The arthouse cinema next door has finally launched that fall offensive I kept talking about!"
>"Grab a gun and help out, will ya? There's a 15% off coupon in it for you!"
Camden Moore
Robert, you know I would do it even for free.
Henry Martinez
>your girlfriend is only 16 and suffers from Aspergers
A man can dream.
Joseph Powell
I can see em hnnngggg
Aiden Adams
I'm gonna give you one, ONE, chance to take that back
Anthony Wilson
oh god
Dylan Kelly
STOP
Jack Price
>Hey, Robert! Can we please have two- I mean, ONE ticket to Toy Story?
Joseph Carter
I couldn't live without these threads
Zachary Gray
Hey, Robert, is this fucker giving you trouble?
Angel Flores
Robert threads are to comfy
Nathan Price
Asher King
Adam Parker
Good writing
Luis Turner
>tip you for pouring chocolate sauce on my popcorn
do americans really do this?
Jaxson Roberts
>Hey Robert, what days of the week does Lane host the penis inspections again? Just curious haha
Leo Green
I've felt things you people wouldn't believe
Bentley Perez
Holy shit all these fucking newfags. This is like a two year old copypasta at LEAST.
Charles Watson
Lincoln Hill
They are called Kinoplex threads
Connor Wood
I'm only 15, a full-blown Downie and have autism. Give me a break man.
Zachary Edwards
Holy fuck my feels. I love OC
Levi Rodriguez
Prove it.
Jonathan Reed
Carson Cook
Brody Roberts
Do you think this stock image guy is aware of his internet popularity?
Get we get him to do an ama here?
Xavier Nguyen
They are comfy as fuck
Nathaniel Morales
Hey, Robert. Can I get a ticket for Joker please. Which time do you think would have the most couples in attendance?
Jacob Butler
it balances out all the capeshit shilling, that way there is at least one good presence (Kinoplex/Robert threads) on this shithole
Henry Parker
>why are you turning back, user?
Noah Nguyen
I would see the entirity of /pol/ gassed before I let one of you talk to Robert like that.
Matthew Cook
My one regret is that I only have one life to give to my kinoplex. It's been an honor Robert.
Nicholas Miller
Kino...
Camden Rogers
Ian Lewis
fuck
Adam Richardson
But sir don't you know you've never had a girlfriend. You've always been here. With us.
Aiden Perez
Incest is Wincest, rob, my dude!
Hudson Garcia
NO ROBERT WATCH OUT
Gabriel Morris
>my friend and I decide to plan a trip to the local kinomatograph
>since we won't be singles, we decide to leave our falcons at The Bent Perch, a local hook-up joint for avians
>we save $140 each by bundling our train tickets to MovieTown™ with our tickets to the Totino's™ KinoBowl Stadium
>train trip passes by pretty uneventfully; only one Regal Entertainment™ raider caravan tries to hit us up, and they only got the caboose
>the cavity search as we hit the MovieTown™ border station was pretty gentle, too
>from the train station, it's only a few blocks down Roosevelt-Huggies™ Avenue to this small mom-and-pop restaurant we love
>the place is called McDonald's®, and they have the best shrimp ceviche. Highly recommend it.
>anyway, we grab two orders of the ceviche and some dry champagne as an apéritif
>they even throw in a free Corgi food-jockey to carry the food for us (we still have to pay him a few bones as a tip, though)
>from there, we hitch a ride on the monorail straight to the stadium
>the game is the local MovieTown™ Red-Tails against the CineMark™ Eleonoras, with a concurrent screening of Ben-Hur
>we grab our seats, and the game and movie begins
>movie and game are both pretty boring until the 4th inning/2nd act
>suddenly, the star batter for the Red-Tails hits the strongest ball of the night, and it's heading straight for our part of the stands
>outfielder for the Eleonoras makes a bee-line for it
>but our batter hits a stray updraft as he's heading for second base, and he collides mid-air with the Eleonora
>they start tearing into each other with their talons directly over our heads
>the Eleonora tears out our batter's eye, no doubt ending his bright Falcon-ball career prematurely
>Red-tail starts shitting himself in fear, and we get splattered with a liquid mess of blood, shit, and piss
>our ceviche is fucking ruined, and we have to pay to dry-clean the Corgi
I wouldn't even be that mad about it, but I missed the big chariot scene too.
Owen Clark
no they don't sell chocolate sauce at American theaters and you cant bring your own food (legally)
Nicholas Brown
Levi Collins
Does Robert know we worship him here?
Jonathan Martin
Wow... you guys sure hate freedom over there.
Daniel Reed
how so?
Matthew Ramirez
CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH CHUU CHUU YEAH
Jason Rivera
Connor Bell
We europeans come up with such ways to reassure ourselves....
Luke Scott
We're racist except for Robert. so shut up.
Jeremiah Gomez
Kino
Austin Parker
Brody Ramirez
Kevin Perez
the plot thickens
Adrian Baker
Kek
Wyatt Garcia
I...
I'm going to check on the crab legs, user.
If you go past, I can hardly stop you.
Josiah Fisher
10/10
Aaron Rogers
ban pls
Oliver Powell
A veritable tour de france
Josiah Cooper
Have sneed faggot
Jeremiah Powell
I can't see why it is a problem Robert. Now, move away I have a country to repopulate.
Jose Russell
T- Thanks, Robert
>*Leaves a generous tip*
Cooper Jenkins
>things impotent white boys would never say in public
Anthony Foster
I have aspergers too so it's okay
Kevin Taylor
''We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.” – Ronald Reagan
Jordan Morales
truly a touching tale
Jason Brown
>user, I...
Angel Howard
you’ll never find out because youre too busy freezing to death in your ancestral mud hut
Gavin Ward
kino
Gabriel Mitchell
underrated
a victim of unfortunate timing
Chase Stewart
Ah hey, Robbie. You finish up with my wife? Well cool, man. I'm just playing some smash bros. You wanna jump in?
Charles Robinson
he cute
Zachary Garcia
kek
Easton Thomas
>user, care to explain this?
vocaroo.com
Ayden Russell
kino af
Easton Scott
R-Robert??!?! C-come back this isn’t f-funny!!!
Henry Brown
rude
Ryder Adams
Mason Morales
This is some low iq nonsense! How dare you slander me on the public space?! I don't sound like a Mexican trying to impersonate an Italian while I'm in the middle of obtaining an american visa.
Xavier Foster
>ATTENTION KINOPLEX PATRONS
>The October 4th premiere of JOKER will have a first for the Kinoplex:
>Multiple shooters! Three shooters will be selected in a random ticket raffle.
>Buy any King Crab Combo with your ticket and you may win!
>No singles policy applies: only one designated shooter per couple.
Brody Thompson
How do i get a high-functioning autistic GF?
Luis Nelson
I notice a lack of anvils in that picture
Kevin Scott
Evan Carter
Ask if your mom is seeing anyone
Carson Bailey
Robert threads are best threads
Gabriel Diaz
>TFW you forget what the anvils were for
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm drawing a blank
Liam Gray
Was this the best OC ever made for this board? It's perfect in itself and even has no crossover appeal at all so could never go mainstream
Cameron Young
>suffers from Aspergers
It's a legitimate medical disability. Please be respectful while she finishes masturbating
Dominic Wilson
kino webm
Jacob Collins
>we still have to pay him a few bones as a tip, though
kek
Jace Jackson
>Hey mister, before you go into your movie, can you please buy our cookies.
Luke Brown
no
Ian Diaz
woah how did he turn his head all the way around??
Dylan Hall
This kinoplex show keeps getting better and better
Levi Anderson
Cookies? I don't know. Do you do handiwork?
Caleb Kelly
For the sake of my son, refill the Freestyle machine. My son will taste the rasberry ginger ale.
Nolan Morgan
>>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."
Connor Ross
>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."
Jace Scott
You had me at user. Say no more, old friend.
Jason Martinez
>kinotes
My sides
James Gray
Yikes! Racism? really dude? Like fuck off...
Liam Fisher
>spot light beams on you
>"please ladies look to my friend user. he has been alone all his life and needs a good woman. he is very loyal friend and you can depend on him! give him a chance!"
Jack Gomez
h-he remembered
Jason Davis
>10/10 trap walks over and sits on your lap
>french kisses you
>all stand to applause
>"i wanna know what love is!" starts playing
Aiden Barnes
Who is she? Looks like my ex
Samuel Young
Yeah, I'm thinking it was kino.
Jeremiah Martinez
>tfw 17yo hostesses at work flirt with me all the time
the loads I bust when I get home let me tell you
Daniel Rogers
Camden Scott
Is all of this REALLY necessary Robert? Do you really think single people are going to try to sneak in?
Oliver Sanchez
Landon Anderson
I feel like this is bait for someone to post the shad comic
Ian Foster
>trap
>10/10
>love
Zachary Johnson
What are you going to do next year user?
Brandon Clark
>next year
but she's legal, why would he wait
Cooper Parker
that name is not welcome around these parts. Those lolis will not be lewded on my watch
Austin Nelson
Jaxon Parker
kino
Landon Jackson
you mean resurge
Jack Martinez
>fregg.jpg
Lincoln Carter
weak start, but kino ending
Grayson White
Actually might try to bang or more. Depends on if I get a real job between now and then
Not in my state
Leo Adams
>Not in my state
haha look at this fag.
just kidding it's 15 here and it's not like i ever managed to score one. in fact i never scored anything
Oliver Fisher
Samuel Cruz
post more rare roberts
Jackson Bennett
Fuck you, the goose merely want 24 ounces of coke to mix at a near 1:1 ratio with a fifth Old Granddad he was about to consume.
Daniel Edwards
Just for you
Luke Hernandez
one ticket for the gamer movie Joker please
Landon Martin
>Robert thread is still up
based jannies
Lincoln Phillips
>Pröööh $15.99 pröööh!
kek
Landon Williams
Kinos about people who would have been great had it not been for bad luck?
Kayden Sanchez
>married within his race
I've seen this pic before but it doesn't make it any less kino.
Landon Gonzalez
Holy fucking kino
Hudson Bennett
>reading this while this song is playing
youtube.com
Luis Scott
Reminder that you're all idolizing a fictitious character based off of a stock image conjured up by way too much autism. Robert is not real, and your attempts to attach meaning to him just proves how deprived of actual friendships you all are.
Levi Myers
Reminder that you're not real.
You can't trick me.
Jaxson Richardson
If you disparage Robert in such a manner again I will personally rain down hellfire on your sad and lonely existence.
Ayden Peterson
user, what are you talking about?
I'm right here.
What do you mean I'm not real?
Have you not been taking your anti-psychotics again?
Asher Smith
tfw no black wife to watch kino with
Isaac Garcia
Jason Bailey
aaaah
Oliver Cooper
Hey Robert, when are you going to have more soft pretzels? How am I supposed to enjoy The Joker without my soft pretzel?
Lincoln Jones
Based
Justin Price
That's what makes it kino. Imagination is something that you and the rest of Hollywood don't have anymore. Think about this: all this lore and beautiful storytelling, something Hollywood hasn't been able to consistently do in decades, came from a single image. The power of art and writing are still around, but Jews suppress it for their own political purposes.
Jack Diaz
*ahem*
saved
James Parker
Bruh i need this template with the joker just running for honkposting
Hudson Richardson
Just a moment user, I'm making one right now.
Evan Lee
Ay Robert
Where the hell are we
Liam Green
Chase Anderson
Thanks Robert and take your time.
Thomas Perez
How do I find an aspie gf?
hardmode: no trannies
Isaiah Bell
Well done user. It's time to come home.
Gabriel White