Venezia 76 Awards ceremony

>European film award shows
>quiet smalltalk, laughter, celebration of kinography, understated outfits and respect for the art
>films picked by an open jury of dedicated Kinosseurs
>american "film awards"
>constant flash of cameras, long lines of jews and white whores, shouting, clapping, commotion, token nigs and lefties, constant noise and ass licking tabloids
>films picked by disney execs

Thanks user.

I feel like risin up

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Sometimes they get a bit too pretentious, but I will take that over Murrican ceremonies.

So far everyone's looking classy as fuck at the reception. Men in suits never look bad.

They want more plebs to pay attention
look at cannes after spielberg was part of the jury for example

I predict the best new actor will go to that kid from The Painted Bird.
No, i'm just saying that i'm surprised.

Imagine the kino production if Italians controlled the movie industry

>all those roasties on the front row wanting his dick
who's the incel now?

>all the tumblr bitches complaining about incels
>all these cute girls completely creaming themselves over the Joker

kek

Fipresci are literally the only awards that matter at festivals now days. They always pick the best, most innovative shit. Only exception is maybe Berlin.

wtf I thought roy andersson was dead

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Roma was shit garbage though.

A Hidden Life and The Lighthouse won in Cannes. Sounds about right.

italian movie industry not looking so good recently

>Venezia Award stream
>UFC stream
If ony i had a new fatkino episode stream in the between, my saturday would be complete

Not their own ceremony, I mean at the festivals. I didn't even realize they hand out their own grand prix.

Its sandro about bienale

Lot of cheap North/South stereotype comedies as far as i can tell

Looks like the new Kore-eda is doing badly at TIFF. Does this mean foreign directors will stop trying to make "world" cinema and casting an increasingly ugly Juliette Binoche? We can only hope.

>transgender negro on the first row

of course

Seems like a minor work from him. Binoche is a good actresses tho.

>Binoche is a good actresses tho.
boo

I watched a few dramas in the past years and they're always been meh. Outside of a few names like Sorrentino or Garrone I don't see anything there in festivals. That's too bad considering how great it was a few decades ago.

She is.

Who /press accred/ for NYFF here?

IT'S ON BABY

LION GO

>tfw the theater lion keeps biting my arm

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no subs on the stream ?

It looks better than the Lion King lions.

tst

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>Italians
>subs

Oh user.

Good question
i don't speak pasta

No one gives a fuck, just hand out the awards.

who's this woman? I want her in Hollywood not the slags we currently have

Alessandra Mastronardi

There are subs on the theater screen

I mean the movies are subbed there, and directors q&a got someone to translate

>Desplechin at NYFF this year again
This is nepotism in action right here. Disgusting.

his latest sucks

Cannes also didn't have subs iirc.

>chinema

Yeah, for the guests. They're not gonna sub the livestream.

I know, it's garbage. The only reason he is in NYFF is because he is friend with Kent Jones.

BARBARA PAZ COME TO BRAZIL

BOGGED

TANK YOU BELIEVE ME

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I saw Kent Jones the other day with the most chad embrace look of all time. Wife beater, backpack, cargo shorts, runners, and his long, balding hair in a ponytail. He was with a girl half his age who literally looked like a trailer-park crack addict. Is he based?

>LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION
>KILL ALL JEWS AND BLACK PIGS

WTF they can say that kinda shit there?

anyone itc was there this year so we can know if the prizes are deserved?

He seems like a chill guy but it's pretty obvious that Desplechin is in the festival only because Kent knows him.

Who matters on this list beyond Positif and Screen International?

the whitest man in argentina

JURY PRIZE IT'S GONNA BE FOR THE CZECH MOVIE

Lemme know when the uggo nobodies are done talking

That would be nice. Czech film industry is garbage, they need a big kick in the head to get some better films going.

A nog!

WE

let them have the vr stuff no one cares about that shit

>Nigeria
>Doesn't speak with nigerian african funny accent
something is fishy here

These DCuck tears are going to be so sweet

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Thanks op

>Daughters of Chibok, which is the first-ever VR film on the infamous Chibok kidnappings, centers on Yana Galang, a woman leader in Chibok, whose daughter was among the kidnapped Chibok girls.

Man, fuck muslims. That's sad.

Nice baseball cap you fuck

>they actually think Joker will win anything
Surely not, right? They have more sense than that, right??

thank you argentina and brazil for bringing the whites on stage

>with a fucking CAP
disrespectful monkey soup eater

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>I-I'm not insecure about my baldness

Why the fuck is he wearing it?
Maybe actor. I guess that's the only possibility.

There is no group of people more retarded than DCucks

Even people with actual mental handicaps are smarter than the average DC fan

If Polanski wins they will have lost to an 86 year old director. That's gotta hurt.

bald faggot

>Black guy wearing runner and untucked shirt
>White guy with a fucking baseball cap on with a tux
Why are they like this

An 86 year old kid fucker too, double the pain
All that festival buzz just to have a bunch of (((critics))) yell "INCEL MOVIE"

>marvel fans flooding the thread

>best VR
Wat

Please fucking shut up about VR holy shit just stop fucking stop it

MY COCK

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I'm not a Marvelcuck, I'm a Polanskicuck.

Just ignore it.

Why are they so insecure?

Makes sense.
It would be funny if both Joker and J'Accuse won something. American journalists would seethe pretty hard.

i thought venice was an anti sjw fest, is the vr part an exception?

WHY IS VR EVEN A THING IT'S NOT CINEMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maybe 50 people in the entire world will ever watch this fucking VR film.

Iirc J'Accuse is the highest rated movie from Italian critics at Venice, and Joker's in solid 2nd place

>rapefugee speeches AGAIN
And yet plebs want us to believe these festivals aren't oscars tier shit now

OVER 68 MILLION PEOPLES
WE CALL DEM REFUGEEEEEES

>Joker wins Golden Lion and Volpi Cup
It's going to happen no matter the rule they made up when The Master won both

Nu-Venice is just fellating Americans and pre-empting the Oscars

based Emir will save us

Polanski already won the FIPRESCI
>Alfred Dreyfus story again
goddamit just do something new you old fart pedophile

Also, ass game

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Another vapid whore blathering about refugees. Award shows around the world should be attacked by refugees and everyone attending murdered on live tv.

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>Joker's in solid 2nd place
At best it's in third behind Marriage Story

Nah there were 2 articles that showed 2 different chunks of critics' opinions, and Joker was joint with Marriage Story in one and inched above it in the other, unless I'm wrong then nevermind me

>It would be funny if both Joker and J'Accuse won something.
Hey, I'm fine with that. Would be a nice surprise.

>Have Emir Kusturica in the jury
>put a whore argentinian feminazi as president
fuck off Venice

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YOU HAD ONE JOB EMIR

ceremony should end with costarica playing a punk song

>ALALA
top kek i heard allah

>goddamit just do something new
Nigga he did new shit in the 70 and 80s, he gets to coast on old stuff now

kino Italian prostitutes

>Boyega's lost older brother
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY

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In the two critics grid posted here J'Accuse was first and Joker second. But those are just 2 critics grids at the end of the day. Marriage Story had some great reactions too.

Host is hot desu famalama. Would bang.

>allah

How do you get THICK in Sudan?

I'm good with Marriage Story stealing anything, looks breddy gud

>shitting on Salvino
lmao

ALLAH

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Capeshit fans are mostly poos and other subhuman shitskins. Spics and niggers gravitate towards DC, using it like surrogate father figure. Marvel appeals more to the onions, dopamine flooded, sugar addicted, bearded, low test faggots like the mods.

Non-Fiction and Wasp Network both seem like duds. Assayas better go suck Kristen's toes and beg for another good film.

First one has it tied which puts it third behind the two real movies

he got thick on european welfare, his body having never experienced excess carbs put it all in his booty like his ancestor the hottentot venus

what a cheap lion, not even a face

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I really enjoyed non-fiction, but it seems too french for the rest of the world

Meant for

I know capeshit isn't considered real cinema on this Taiwanese-orgami forum but I don't think the jury are using the same ruleset user

BENEZIA :D :D :D :D

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>being this butthurt

>when the make-up artist fucks up and you look like a lich
yikes

God DAMN these women are ugly.

I don't like Baumbach but this one is supposed to be great, so i guess i will see this one.
Non Fiction looks alright imo but Wasp Network seems like a huge mess.

Jesus, she looks haggard as fuck.

>Lucrecia Martel comes in
>She shitted on Polanski saying she can't difference between private life and work life
>Read J'Accuse as winner
>Starts a tamtrum in front of everybody
>Polanski walks in like a pimp, takes the award and says "fuck off bitch" and walks away
if only...

Honestly who gives a shit. I just want to see film Twitter seethe

Non-fiction was fine but it wasn't great. This dude made mf Irma Vep though. Personal Shopper. He should do better.

Most award judges use that rule

That's why it was such news that Black Panther got nominated for Best Picture (and lost because no one respects comic book movies)

>mfw this thread

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have any cute waifus been spotted

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WHERE
ARE
THE
EUROPEAN
WINNERS
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>more mudslime
gee the left is back...

This shit is fucking boring how many awards til they do the features?

It still managed to win 3 other awards, disgustingly

Yep, this is a European festival alright.

Martel's favourite film when she was in Cannes on the jury was Colossal Youth,
so go figure what taste she has.
I think those statements were corrected, Barbera said something like that in article. He said the jury liked film. Polanski can't come to Italy.

DCPAKI MADE IT BROS

>Transgender community back in Pakistan
jesus christ

They come in for the important categories, user. This is all just good will for the loser countries.

>trannies is Pakistan

they're actually eunuchs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(South_Asia)

Bond Villian walks in

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This is hilarious. Weren't you guys saying this festival isn't american tier? No wonder its ignored most years here

>Polanski can't come to Italy.
He'll have to settle coming to 5 year olds instead

>french women

>Many work as sex workers for survival
It's actually whores.

based french woman not speaking english nor italian

>People from other countries
>try to speak english so everyone understand you
>French whore
>lol I speak french fuck you
no wonder everybody hates you

The French-Italian cold war is fun.

and then her translator doesn't even try to have a good italian accent

>rashid

they did just put it on the screen before saying it and they couldn't clap until the jury says the name, what a clusterfuck

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based traps

Debicki's new movie closed the festival

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Oh wait, I recognize that moor

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>tour de la force

Dudududududu

Was it a case of best for last or just dumping it last?

it's the captain from days of glory

boobies

Not a single drop of moor blood!

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There goes that idea

Why the fuck are they speaking French, Spanish instead of English. Are they mentally handicapped?
It was out of competition.

>nips
AAAAAAAAAAGH I'M GONNA COOM

>I nota speak en Italien so I speaka in espanish because of da emotion
cute

that's not the main prize, retard

hot

he's done a few cool action movies, surprised to see him here desu

>my ancestors

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Fuck english and people who can only speak one language.

Who is that funny Japanese guy with the hat?

it was a mediocre thriller

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Who’s talking???

>dat asian in the back
hah
>translation goes on for 2 minutes
wtf

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Shigeru Miyamoto

I understand some Italian, i just don't understand the logic of it all.

>someone bring his/her baby there
the state of Venice Film Festival

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This is some final fantasy melody

It's wasting time. Instead of one speech you have 2 because of the translation.

>Gutierrez
>look chinese

What did he mean by this?

thanks dad for giving me money... is he our guy?

>thanking God
Phillipine twink director btfo'ing atheists HARD

that zoom

Based Mexico-chink moneyless cinema neet

is this lav diaz for zoomers?

Pretty based desu.

This guy is cute. He's completely blacking out and won't remember any of this. /oursperg/

It's not getting that either you fucking retard and that user said best actor

Jesus you DCucks really are fucking retarded

Jury press conference was supposed to be in less than 3 minutes and we're still at Horizons awards lol

>that fucking zoom
Kek

>be me
>supposedly accomplished filmmaker
>movie gets nominated for venice film festival
>believe I've made it big time
>get there
>my movie screens
>eurocucks love it but all my homeland critics call me problematic
>wtf
>okay maybe the awards ceremony will be better
>someone brought their kid
>it cries the entire ceremony
>my award isn't until the end
>nobody speaks fucking english or translates
>speeches go on too long because the winners aren't english
>it stinks of baby shit and cigarettes
>i made it to the big leagues now

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that's not the main best actor award, it's the Orizzonti prize, capeshit poser

Kek

HE'S IN

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>that one guy yelling YYEEEEEEEEESSSS

WE CAN DREAM

I'm sorry user, it isn't happening, Joaquin just came along to not have to go to TIFF

>speaking ukranian
NOW TRANSLATE THAT

Just leave already

in love right now

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where is soloth?

lmao

Fuck me can we get to the real awards please

Why is Alita on stage?

>when she break her hand because she discover Polanski is gonna win and punched the wall

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kek

Those problem glasses are lovely

>Guy Lodge
>@GuyLodge
>Now for the main competition awards. The press room is booing Lucrecia Martel and I'm ready to kill some people.

>Booing Lucrecia
I was saying Boourns

NEVER EVER

>How do you want your prize award shape, senpai

HONEST FILMMAKING

Holy fuck, I always wondered what he was saying. It got to a point that I never wanted to actually know bc it makes me laugh every time.

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IT'S TIME TO JACK OFF

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>Don't forget to watch the film, upvote and subscribe!
cringe

>BIPPITA BOOPITA SPAGHETTI ALFRESCO Stacy Martin
what did she mean by this?

based hat man

YES HAPPY CHINK WON

>stacy martin is a juror

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OJI-SAN WON

/ourfag/ WON
JAPANESE ANIME ON SUICIDE WATCH

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This man is based.

I kinda like this chink

>stacy is a juror
NOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HIS TIME, WTF GUYS I THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE

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based hkman btfoing china

>Can you smell it? It's FREEDOM

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Why?

HONG KONG HAT MAN TAKING DOWN THE CHINKS

She's a bitch

What's wrong with the stream?

Riots gonna be fun tonight!

>no Joaquin
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Golden Lion
>Joker

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS OUR TURN BROS

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That is a nice looking award

BASED ITALIANS DABBING ON CAPESHIT AND NOAH 'my moms on the criterion board so i ask her to put my films on it' BAUMBACH

It's what happens when STACY is on the jury

Baumbach can still win something.

>Jack London novel adaptation turned communist won over a comic adaptation
NOT FUCKING FAIR

Joker is guaranteed a top 3 finish now. Yikes.

NOOO

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Nah it's getting nothing hahaha get ready to get btfo DCucks

Do you think problem glasses would let that happen?

Sure it is

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I dislike him. I hope he won't win anything.

>literal whose are winning

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Kek, American actors not winning anything. Pretty based.

>non-americans sweeping the awards
>amerifags are mad
based

Crazy idea, maybe they did a great job

IT WAS HIS TURN

Crazy idea, maybe you're gay

Who could have seen this coming

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Americans BTFO, based Venice.

don't worry capeshitter
we know you won't be making these threads next year lel

Based Thomas Sotinel

>refugee niggers again
>standing ovation
fuck off leftie fags

>the love of my life

aw. based mommy.

>Roy Andersson wins with his meme comedy movie type again
what a fraud awards

Based Andersson.
That was nice.

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>didn't even show up
Chad as fuck.

>It's actually a drama
oh shit my mistake. still meme director who got a tantrum and stopped making movies for 25 years because Giliap was a fucking failure.

joker takes gold lion LOL

J'ACCUSE WINS
>J'ACCUSE WINS
J'ACCUSE WINS
>J'ACCUSE WINS
J'ACCUSE WINS
>J'ACCUSE WINS
J'ACCUSE WINS
>J'ACCUSE WINS
J'ACCUSE WINS
>J'ACCUSE WINS

POLANSKI WON
EAT IT YOU FUCKING WHORE
EAT
IT

I was right, she break her hand because of it.

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J'Accuse winning, holy based.
He was on a wheelchair during the press conference.
He made money from commercials and then made whatsever he wanted so that's pretty good imo.

BASED POLANSKI

2nd place
JOKER IS FIRST

HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA WIN
THEY'RE GONNA LET JOKER SAY IT

>producer with a kippah
top kek

Not in a million years

Definitely Marriage Story

PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH
PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH
PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH
PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH
PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH
PLEASE DON'T BE NOAH

grand jury is not golden lion

Based Polanski

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>We expected polemic over Polanski, but not necessarily the film. Lucrecia’s speech at the press conference was misunderstood. She made a mistake by answering multiple questions in great detail. There were subtleties to her answers but the jury press conference works better with clearer, plainer answers. She was also speaking Spanish so the translation didn’t help with conveying what she was trying to say. She didn’t mean to say what the press reported. I spent the first few days of the festival with Lucrecia. We discussed Polanski and from the beginning she told me she liked the movie. She told me that behind the film she could see a man who has humanity and sensibility. She told me she didn’t have anything against him or his film. She didn’t even know that Polanski wasn’t here. She thought he was.

INCELS RISE UP!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT JOKER

LMAO

JOKER WON

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THANK GOD

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LMAO MARVELFAGS BTFO FOREVER

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS WHO SAID IT HAD NO CHANCE
BASED JOAQUIN

FINNA FUCKING DAB ON EVERYONE

HAHAHAHA

MOUSESHILLS BTFO

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THE FUCK8NG FUCK

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

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What just happened? I was ready for no American winners this year.

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OH NO NO NO
JOKER
>JOKER
JOKER
>JOKER
JOKER
>JOKER
JOKER
>JOKER

He won something and she shitted on Polanski, still a victory.
Even more when it's the Jury Prize, supposed to be given by the jury, where she's the president.
>The Hangover guy winnin a Gold Lion Award
lmao

CLOWN WORLD

CLOWN WORLD

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>a Todd Phillips film

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>capeshit wins Venice

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>nothing but SJW throughout the whole thing
>the anti-white film of the year won
/pol/ AND THEIR TWITTER DOGS WERE RIGHT

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better delete this

lmao

APPLAUD JOAQUIN YOU SHITS
APPLAUD HIM RIGHT NOW

you are a beautiful soul, joaquin

>Last two winners were Roma and Shape of Water
No... please no

What the fuck is happening?

>JOAQUIN, TO YOUR ALT- RIGHT
wow press people wtf

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I thought no Americans this year but J'Accuse and Joker are funny picks since journalists will seethe, so i'm satisfied.

So, Joaquin is basically a lock for the Oscar right?

Lmao when did we switch into bizzaro timeline again?

>A capeshit movie by the Guy Who Made The Hangover won la Mostra de Venise

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Didn't you know cinema is fucking dead?

We're truly entering the dark era of Hollywoo money. Abandon all hope.

>again

Oh ho ho ho ho ah hahahahahaha
I can't wait for the social media tears.

It's not really surprising considering Phoenix not getting best actor was though considering how much more praise than even the movie hes getting

>Martel as a head jury
>complains about winners in Cannes when she was on jury
>loves Pedro Costa film that year the most
>gives the main prize to Joker
Is she retarded?

And the guy who co-wrote the last two Hangover movies with him just made the Chernobyl miniseries.

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Were they just hiding their powerlevel?

Craig Mazin wrote, directed, and produced fucking SUPERHERO MOVIE. Absolute madlad.

OH NOOO