11 year old cousin is over

youre mom wants to watch you fuck your cousin

yeah but still, my mom is kinda like that too, she assumes all men are pigs.

>Mom says to "leave the door open"
how come nobody ever said that to Michael Jackson?

Your mom obviously thinks your hot.

>want to build a wall
>congress says I have to keep the border open
WTF DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

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Your cousin confessed at some point to your mom she likes you. This is where you cuddle up in a big comforter and fiddle her fiddle with your fingers under the covers.

>Get into car accident a few months ago
>massive collision; wasn't my fault
>easily could've died if I wasn't driving an older car which crumpled on impact
>dad's first question after the police take down my statement is "were you drinking?"

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were you?

Sad thing is, you´re actually unaware how DEATHLY insulting this is.
Don´t worry, you will.
And you will eventually hate your bitch of a mother till her dieing days, like she deserves.

My ex wife and all the younger females in her family were molested by one creepy uncle so they refuse to leave any of their children alone with a man. ANY man. So your mom was probably just molested as a child

were you?

that's hot

Don´t act all pure virgin here, dad knows.

answer them, faggot

Again?
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Mom says to "leave the door open"/

>t. paranoid pedos
you retards are bound to get caught cause you start sweating the moment someone makes a pedo jokes at you, she want the door open so, when she, inevitably, calls to interrupt your kino, she knows you hear her instead of trying to excuse yourself from going to see what the fuck that bitch wants. same for the kid.

Post pics of your cousin

kek

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>t. pedo pro

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Ima neet eho borrows daddy's car and i can barely talk to strangers,have 0 friends,no gf ,etc.
No i wasn't im addicted to soda beer tastes like crap never did any drugs too

No, I wasn't. And for the record I've never had a drinking problem either; my Dad just thinks always assumes the worst of me.

Its irrelevant.

It's because she doesn't trust you to pull out in time.

>Its only normal for whiteoids who have incest ingrained in there mind at all times
What's this meme when wh*tes have the lowest occurance of incest?

michael jackson was never a pedophile. it was all lies and slander pushed by the jewish media cabal. jackson was on to their sick shit.

>leaving the mall earlier today
>multistorey carpark exit has a very tight hairpin turn
>fiddling with the audio, I take it too tight and the side of the car catches a barrier on the inside of the bend
>would have sheared the paint off both door panels but for a thick rubber strip fitted to the barrier that still made an awful noise
>sweatingpepe.jpg
Just a slight lapse in concentration and it could have been so much worse if not for that bit of rubber. Sometimes people just fuck up by being stupid.

Ok Tim where you?

How old are you?

should prob start drinking then. what u got to lose?

26

Molest her brah

she wants and hopes you fuck her.

t. Kemper

Shut up, bitch.

You should have died

>Arabs, blacks, and spics all molest kids way more than whites

White people are the real perverts tho!

>My Aunt Diane is over
>she wants to watch some porn
>Mom says to "leave the door open"

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>my Dad just thinks always assumes the worst of me.
He only does that because you've shown him that's the proper way to think about you.
were you drunk?
tell the truth, there's no point lying here, nobody knows who you are.
Come out with the truth, are you gay? you father won't know.

>wypipo dont dont molest kids
mutt pls

>satan trying to trick up into thinking mj wasn't a satanic pedophile
nice try satan

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>my Dad just thinks always assumes the worst of me.
incredibly based dad

>be me in highschool
>I'm an awkward and socially retarded virgin Still am somewhat
>go out constantly for long walks into town for hours on end
>usually would just go to the beach or library to pass the time
>On my way out one day my dad says "Hey wait a minute user are you going out again?"
>"Y-Yeah why?"
>He hands me a bunch of condoms

I mean it's kind of good that he didn't think I was a social awkward moron but it also made me realise he literally knew nothing about me.

I dunno was that a good thing ladz?

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Based whitoids
There is literally nothing wrong with wincest

Wait a fukin second your 26 and you still live with yer mum

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>I dunno was that a good thing ladz?
>dad doesnt know you
Geee i wonder

upvoted

I'm not that guy, but it's really common for millennials for a variety of reasons (student debt, can't get a job, most common probably)
For me, my mom can't drive and is sick so I moved back in to take care of her

is she hot?

>walking to the beach and library
Your dad just doesn't want you to catch HIV while crusing

Reasonable question. Dad wanted to be prepared, wanted to know if he needs to start looking for a lawyer etc.
Based dad. You should be glad to have such an awesome father. Do something nice for him!

she looks like travis bakers daughter

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kek based